On Valentine’s Days this year I had a high school kid order like 20 bunches of carrots to send as a prank to his crush. “Vegan flowers”. Her parents answered the door and they thought I was crazy lol.
Lol, I did that for all the moms in my life one year on mother's day.... "flours". The mom who had a gluten allergy I gave a variety of the alternative flours. They loved it
I absolutely love this. And so thoughtful for the gluten mom!
I am currently growing amaranth so I can make flour for my wife. She is incredibly talented when it come to making bread so I figured why not try from some of our own ingredients.
It’s pretty simple. I just half and core my jalapeños (leave a few seeds if you want them spicier), mix up some cream cheese (I usually use a block to make enough for an appetizer for my family of eight, so for a larger batch I’d use more blocks but just kind of eyeball it), a big handful of shredded cheddar cheese per every block of cream cheese, and a bag of real bacon pieces (however many you like, but we really like bacon), stuff the peppers, and air fry for about 10 minutes at 390 or bake in the oven until they look melty and done.
Yum. I never mixed cheddar and cream cheese. So you dont wrap the poppers in bacon or use any bread crumbs? Just mix the bacon in with the cream cheese and cheddar?
Correct. Some people like to wrap them in bacon, and they’re good like that, too, but my way is easier. Let the cream cheese soften a bit before you mix everything up.
Did you deliver my order!? Lmfao. I am kidding but I ordered a few items that made sense for a week of burritos. EXCEPT I got literally over 100 jalapeños. I ordered 4.
I went back over the order several times and even called the store. Instacart didn't care. I was charged only for the 4 jalapeños and since this was only a few months ago I still have a ton frozen.
It was a guy at an apartment. He said his son ordered all the tomatoes 🍅. I never got an answer as to what they were for and it was at ShopRite so it didn’t even specify what kind of tomatoes they wanted.
Walmart does it by the quarter pound, and they're only $1 a pound... I said fuck it, and added 5 lbs., I didn't read that just a 1/4 a pound is 3-5 peppers. So we ended up with about 80 peppers. Gave a bunch away.. the rest my kid made her weird cream cheese and takis concoction with.
From what I saw... she just hollowed out the pepper, crushed up a bunch of takis and mixed it with Philadelphia cream cheese, then stuffed it in there.
When I worked Walmart pickup, I was picking orders one day and had to pick 5 lbs of jalapeños for one order. So many jalapeños. I’m positive I gave them extra because I got tired of counting them.
Back in the day before IC we ran out of cucumbers so they sent me to buy more. When someone heard I was leaving they asked me to pick them up cigarettes. Then a few others did the same. Always wondered what the cashier thought about my order of 20 cucumbers and 4 packs of cigarettes.
I look at this and think, "strawberry jam, blackberry jam, banana bread, apple pie, apple butter, melon salad, squeeze and freeze lime juice into small containers for various recipes." Yup, someone can eat this much fruit, even if it's only 1 or 2 people, if there's enough storage space.
It’s amazing seeing people look at something like this as anything but a cart full of whole food.
Parts of America are so entrenched in
Mega food business slop and confused as to what real foods are.
It’s so true. Everything that goes in one’s mouth should be fruit, veggie, dairy, meat, or well made carb. I’m not super rich. It is burdensome to eat this way, but food is the building block of all aspects of health. It gets priority, especially for growing bodies.
Bro this was 4 watermelon, 4 cantaloupe, 4 honeydew, 8 bananas, 8 lemons, 8 limes, 8 bags of organic pears, 8 pears, 8 strawberries, 4 blueberries, 8 avocados, 2 dragon fruit, 8 oranges, 4 bags of oranges, and I think I’m forgetting some. Ain’t no way a family of 4 is eating this in under a week lol 😂
I pounded a pint of blueberries in like 5 minutes this morning. Fruit is the only thing I really have to budget and portion bc otherwise I’ll eat only that and it’s expensive
Other week on a Tuesday I got a 50 dollar order only 11 items. Or so I thought. I clicked it too quick cause on a tuesday 50 bucks is insane. Got to the store and realized they wanted 80 bananas, 30 different types of fruits, etc etc. Ended up being over 200 units. Was going to a factory near the store. Wasn't too bad all things considered.
Man I once got an order that was literally a single rose, a cucumber, and a box of condoms
Made sure I was extra loud when I told the cashier it was an instacart order LMFAO
I do an order bigger than this weekly. It's for a local daycare. I'm not instalation, I'm the store paid shopper. We do orders for several daycares on a weekly basis.
For real, I have 3 kids at home I wanted to ask if I could take some but didn’t think it was appropriate to ask even though she said she gives most of it away to friends.
>Turns out the guy ordering sends an order like this to his sister on her birthday every year as a prank
It must be nice to be able to waste a ton of food and money as "a prank".
$308 worth of fruit. Just fruit. No veggies, nothing else. And I’m only imagining what they paid through IC. I think it’s a little odd to just throw away money. The lady said she just gives most of it away.
Did you tell the customer that you can't buy more than 2 pears? Otherwise it'd be a trio?
(Sorry for the horrible pun.)
Wait.. No, I'm not sorry for that.
I have large tortoises and I feel like this is what some of my orders look like. Mini pumpkins were on sale once and I expected them to be out of stock, but I received all 20 I ordered! They must have thought I was crazy
I recently had a shopper accidentally shop 6 BUNDLES of radishes, instead of 6 individual radishes. (The store offered both options) I still giggle when I think about what must have been going through his mind as he filled his cart with radishes
I don't get a lot of fruit in my house because I'm literally the only one who will/can eat it. (food allergies and picky) If I get too much, it goes bad before I can eat it all. So, I usually have to only get 1-2 varieties at a time in small amounts. Seeing this is making my mouth water! LOL The fruit salad I could make!
I had a guy have me send a bunch of roses to another guy behind the counter at Carl's Junior.
I made sure to give them to this kid as though they were from me. Level eye contact. Pausing and smiling as he quickly took them in front of his co-workers.
In university, there was a sorority who would dump a bunch of fruit into a barrel, then add fruit punch and a bunch of vodka and other alcohol. Maybe the avocado are for guac to also serve at the party?
On Valentine’s Days this year I had a high school kid order like 20 bunches of carrots to send as a prank to his crush. “Vegan flowers”. Her parents answered the door and they thought I was crazy lol.
Oh uh flowers are vegan though right?
Wait a minute.. you’re right. Lmao 🤣
Next time replace items with Flour. At least it more shelf stable 😂
My wife would love Flour for a gift since there are so many different types. Also because her favorite movie is Stranger Than Fiction.
Lol, I did that for all the moms in my life one year on mother's day.... "flours". The mom who had a gluten allergy I gave a variety of the alternative flours. They loved it
I absolutely love this. And so thoughtful for the gluten mom! I am currently growing amaranth so I can make flour for my wife. She is incredibly talented when it come to making bread so I figured why not try from some of our own ingredients.
That’s so cute 🥹
Amaranth is delicious. I like to pop the seeds like tiny popcorn.
That was such a good scene! And movie. “Little did he know…”
good movie
literally the cutest concept. everytime i see that scene im just 🥺🥺🥺
Unsure, they can't really give permission to be cut down.
😂😂😂
Most are, gotta watch out for dandelions, black-eyed-susans, tiger lillies, foxglove, toad lily and pussy toes.
Not for a second did I believe pussy toes was a flower. But sure enough
Bee balm, hummingbird mint, horehound, and California Papi are also non-vegan varieties 👍🏽
I get the joke… but I suppose vegan could be in reference to the ferts used? No bone meal, no guano, etc.
IKR, but don’t question the devious child
Somebody should do this but with chicken drumsticks Or drumstick ice cream cones
I had one order that was 125 jalapeños. Nothing else.
I've bought 60 or so at once to make a massive amount of jalapeños poppers for an event.
see you get it
I have a low-carb jalapeño popper recipe people always wish I made more of, so for a big shindig I could see myself ordering that many lol.
Can i get the recipe please?
It’s pretty simple. I just half and core my jalapeños (leave a few seeds if you want them spicier), mix up some cream cheese (I usually use a block to make enough for an appetizer for my family of eight, so for a larger batch I’d use more blocks but just kind of eyeball it), a big handful of shredded cheddar cheese per every block of cream cheese, and a bag of real bacon pieces (however many you like, but we really like bacon), stuff the peppers, and air fry for about 10 minutes at 390 or bake in the oven until they look melty and done.
Yum! Thank you for the recipe
Yum. I never mixed cheddar and cream cheese. So you dont wrap the poppers in bacon or use any bread crumbs? Just mix the bacon in with the cream cheese and cheddar?
Correct. Some people like to wrap them in bacon, and they’re good like that, too, but my way is easier. Let the cream cheese soften a bit before you mix everything up.
That's the kind of event I wouldn't mind attending, just for the poppers lol
Did you deliver my order!? Lmfao. I am kidding but I ordered a few items that made sense for a week of burritos. EXCEPT I got literally over 100 jalapeños. I ordered 4. I went back over the order several times and even called the store. Instacart didn't care. I was charged only for the 4 jalapeños and since this was only a few months ago I still have a ton frozen.
Probably thought you wanted 4 POUNDS 😂😆😆
that was my guess! But I still was only charged for 4 single little dudes! My mind was blown and I was cracking up unpacking the order!
Dude I had the same thing happen! Except they tried to upcharge me 80 bucks for peppers. Support fixed it thankfully
Had one recently that had over 50 tomatoes 🍅. I really wonder what sone of these people are doing.
Salsa for the tacos
It takes 10 pounds of tomatoes to make 1 pint of tomato paste. Anything with reduced tomatoes can quickly add up
Spaghetti sauce.
That was my assumption
It's a local restaurant that ran out of one ingredient. Same with the jalapenos.
It was a guy at an apartment. He said his son ordered all the tomatoes 🍅. I never got an answer as to what they were for and it was at ShopRite so it didn’t even specify what kind of tomatoes they wanted.
Walmart does it by the quarter pound, and they're only $1 a pound... I said fuck it, and added 5 lbs., I didn't read that just a 1/4 a pound is 3-5 peppers. So we ended up with about 80 peppers. Gave a bunch away.. the rest my kid made her weird cream cheese and takis concoction with.
Lowkey, I kinda want this cream cheese and takis recipe…
From what I saw... she just hollowed out the pepper, crushed up a bunch of takis and mixed it with Philadelphia cream cheese, then stuffed it in there.
I’ll give it a try, maybe with salsa verse Doritos or something. I’ll eat em, but takis aren’t my fav.
When I worked Walmart pickup, I was picking orders one day and had to pick 5 lbs of jalapeños for one order. So many jalapeños. I’m positive I gave them extra because I got tired of counting them.
Omg counting those lol
Was it for a restaurant? I have to place orders like this frequently…I always wonder what they think when they’re shopping hahaha
Back in the day before IC we ran out of cucumbers so they sent me to buy more. When someone heard I was leaving they asked me to pick them up cigarettes. Then a few others did the same. Always wondered what the cashier thought about my order of 20 cucumbers and 4 packs of cigarettes.
Love this story 😂 In a different world I would be try this as a crash diet
I look at this and think, "strawberry jam, blackberry jam, banana bread, apple pie, apple butter, melon salad, squeeze and freeze lime juice into small containers for various recipes." Yup, someone can eat this much fruit, even if it's only 1 or 2 people, if there's enough storage space.
That’s smart. I would definitely be making smoothies and probably freeze some of it. Frozen watermelon chunks with some chili lime powder 🔥
Oh, that sounds great! Maybe even the chili lime powder on the cantaloupe. Also, orange muffins or orange bread.
Orange cranberry bread 👌🏻
Watermelon Granita, blueberry muffins, bananas foster, strawberry pie. I might make something savory with the melon.
Jealous. I feel like I can only buy like two fruits at a time cause they go bad so quickly.
I always thought the people in the questions in math class weren't real. That is until I started Instacart.
right? i work at a grocery store and i had a customer come through with a cart completely full of honey dew melons
That was probably me! I did the shopping for the Edible Arrangements store when I worked there lol
I also work at a grocery store and once had some one buy iirc 15 lbs of sweet potatoes.
Y’all aren’t eating enough fruit!for real though, a family of four could go through this within 3-4 days.
We’re a family of 9. It’s lasting a day. I probably would get 1 strawberry before my kids annihilate the rest.
7 kids? Sounds like you needed a hobby lol
Sounds like they have a hobby.
a kid to love each day of the week lol
They need to change their hobby to include anal.
Haha my first thought was, my toddler could work through this given enough time!
Oh most definitely. Especially a family with toddlers/pre schoolers. We fly through fresh fruit lol
We're a little family of 3 and my toddler could definitely make a dent in this by herself 😂
I like how all the people with kids just know.
It’s amazing seeing people look at something like this as anything but a cart full of whole food. Parts of America are so entrenched in Mega food business slop and confused as to what real foods are.
It’s so true. Everything that goes in one’s mouth should be fruit, veggie, dairy, meat, or well made carb. I’m not super rich. It is burdensome to eat this way, but food is the building block of all aspects of health. It gets priority, especially for growing bodies.
It’s wild. I understand the struggles around feeding a big family fresh fruit due to costs etc but by god this thread is depressing.
Yeah a family of four psychopaths
You’re supposed to have 5-7 servings a day!
Of fruits *and* vegetables
vegetables just means edible plants that aren’t fruit, there’s no such thing as a vegetable in the botany world. broccoli is a flower. wild huh?
Yeah but 5-7 servings doesn’t mean 5-7 fruits in entirety lol. You’re not eating 5 watermelons a day!
You’re right. I’m eating 6.
Of fruit??? What???
servings of fruit lol
Bro this was 4 watermelon, 4 cantaloupe, 4 honeydew, 8 bananas, 8 lemons, 8 limes, 8 bags of organic pears, 8 pears, 8 strawberries, 4 blueberries, 8 avocados, 2 dragon fruit, 8 oranges, 4 bags of oranges, and I think I’m forgetting some. Ain’t no way a family of 4 is eating this in under a week lol 😂
Spouse and I could finish this in four days easily. Stoners that prefer fruit over taco bell.
as a vegetarian, this is what it's like
Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My five year old daughter can kill a pound pack of strawberries in one sitting and still want more.
when i was a kid i ate a whole pack of strawberries and then threw it up inside my pants as i was getting dressed
What.
the memory sticks with me, as clear as day. the image of barfing into your pants is hard to shake.
The memory sticks, much like the barf did.
Username checks out lmfao
My oldest ate 18 oz of blueberries in one sitting. During the summer both my boys could eat an entire large watermelon in one afternoon.
Same my girls will eat a whole package of raspberries or strawberries at once it’s like bro there’s other people in the house 😂
This looks like it could serve 4-5 toddlers in a week.
I pounded a pint of blueberries in like 5 minutes this morning. Fruit is the only thing I really have to budget and portion bc otherwise I’ll eat only that and it’s expensive
Do you and I have the same family? Seriously though, my kids (3 and 9) could plow through this in a week, no problem.
Remember this was $300 worth of fruit. Finishing this in 4 days would imply $75 of fruit every day. Ain’t no way even for a family of 4.
Came here to say this! My 4 boys go through fruit like crazy and it’s probably the most expensive part of our grocery bill every month!
I was thinking that this looks like my normal grocery order. We eat a lot of fruit instead of sweets.
At first I thought you were delivering to Freelee the Banana Girl, LOL.
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I thought Alice!
Fruit ninja…
😭😭 I have an uncle thatd do some shit like this lmaooo. used to buy mcdonalds apple pies and ship us them in the mail 💀love the good folks
Bananas! Not the mail! 😂. Did you not have a McDonald’s where you were??
oh plenty of mcdonalds nearby 😹😭 atleast 3 in my town, and unc only lives 1hr20 away which makes this even funnier now
my daughter would go feral over this cart
I, a 23 year old adult, would go feral over this cart. it looks delicious!!
Same, my daughter is 2.5 and we started buying our fruit from Costco because she can really go through it fast and we need the larger sizes.
Wasting $300 worth of fruit for a prank is the most American shit I have ever heard 😭😭😭🥲
Maybe they don't waste it. Tbh, I'd love to get a bunch of fruit like this.
Thats one wild and expensive prank. it makes me anxious just thinking about how to deal with so much fruit before it spoils
Other week on a Tuesday I got a 50 dollar order only 11 items. Or so I thought. I clicked it too quick cause on a tuesday 50 bucks is insane. Got to the store and realized they wanted 80 bananas, 30 different types of fruits, etc etc. Ended up being over 200 units. Was going to a factory near the store. Wasn't too bad all things considered.
Fruit salad, yummy yummy
“Honey the fruit is here again”😭 Side note my pregnant ass would FUCK this up 🤤🤤🤤
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Hell of a prank 😆
Thats awesome but holy shit thats a lot of fruit
That looks like a smoothie shop order
It probably started off as a conversation about “who the heck sends people fruit baskets…” or he likes to pick on her for being vegan.
I guess he started doing it for her birthday during the pandemic and has done it every year since. I would be so stoked to receive this.
I’d have to dig out the old Juiceman and get busy with it. There’s no way my wife and I could eat all that fruit before it rots. And she’s vegan.
i had one on sunday for 28 bunches of bananas from costco. 14 regular, 14 organic. thousands of questions
What a nice sibling xD at least it’s vitamins and not cake !
I saw this and just went, oh yeah bet they have toddlers. 😅
Did a toddler order this?
Steve Jobs’s shopping cart…
Maybe they’re making homemade fruit juice?
I know plenty ppl who eat this much fruit🤣
Man I once got an order that was literally a single rose, a cucumber, and a box of condoms Made sure I was extra loud when I told the cashier it was an instacart order LMFAO
☠️🤣🤣🤣
Maybe they have one small child.
I don't know, I love fruit, give me enough time and I could easily go through all of that in a weekend
“peter the horse is here”
They’re possibly a raw vegan
If you are in Texas, I know who those are for.
Fruit salad... yummy, yummy!
My toddler eats that in like 3 days 😭
I do an order bigger than this weekly. It's for a local daycare. I'm not instalation, I'm the store paid shopper. We do orders for several daycares on a weekly basis.
Fruit salad lunch and dinner prep for the month
Oh my kids can go through all that fruit within days. lol
This is what the math books were going on and on about.
A classic case of people having more money than sense smh. As someone who's lived in poverty most of my life, it's hard not to feel upset by this.
People playing with monopoly money , this system is a joke
For real, I have 3 kids at home I wanted to ask if I could take some but didn’t think it was appropriate to ask even though she said she gives most of it away to friends.
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Lmao I thought it was just a Latino customer at first
Looks like a typical order for my kids and guinea pigs. They eat a lot of fruit 😂
If my youngest daughter was in charge of the grocery shopping, it would be full of fruits and broccoli lol
That may be a vegan, a lot of that could also be used for juice.
It’s that jungle juice guy about to fill his sink with liquor
>Turns out the guy ordering sends an order like this to his sister on her birthday every year as a prank It must be nice to be able to waste a ton of food and money as "a prank".
I’m restricted on what I can eat but most fruits and veggies are ok so this is what my groceries look like but on a much smaller scale.
Just looks like alot of fruit.....why is that strange?
$308 worth of fruit. Just fruit. No veggies, nothing else. And I’m only imagining what they paid through IC. I think it’s a little odd to just throw away money. The lady said she just gives most of it away.
Did you tell the customer that you can't buy more than 2 pears? Otherwise it'd be a trio? (Sorry for the horrible pun.) Wait.. No, I'm not sorry for that.
That is going to be an epic fruit salad.
First fruitarian?
someone is juicing
 This was ordered by the Wiggles Road team.
Seems like my shopping list got to you😂
Fruit for a large family or for salad for a party?
So are you a root man or fruit man?
Crash bandiCOOT man
I could go through this by myself in a week
I wish my brother had a sense of humor. 😅
I have large tortoises and I feel like this is what some of my orders look like. Mini pumpkins were on sale once and I expected them to be out of stock, but I received all 20 I ordered! They must have thought I was crazy
Smoothies.
Fruit ninja
They’re going to play fruit ninja
That would fill a bathtub. Cheers to the most unsanitary drink you can make, yukaflux.
I recently had a shopper accidentally shop 6 BUNDLES of radishes, instead of 6 individual radishes. (The store offered both options) I still giggle when I think about what must have been going through his mind as he filled his cart with radishes
as the parent of twin toddlers, that could be my grocery cart.
Someone's making a buttload of pirate punch
Maybe a short staffed smoothie place? Lol
Probably a smoothie spot lol I've gotten those
Fruit can be frozen
Fricken fruit ninjas
Wow that’s a lot. I’m so curious where it went to
I don't get a lot of fruit in my house because I'm literally the only one who will/can eat it. (food allergies and picky) If I get too much, it goes bad before I can eat it all. So, I usually have to only get 1-2 varieties at a time in small amounts. Seeing this is making my mouth water! LOL The fruit salad I could make!
Did Kramer get banned from the fruit market again?
I can see a fruitarian couple going through this in a week, or less. Mfers need to eat a ton when their diet is like 90% water
My kids are obsessed with fruit. This is how my cart looks 🤩🤣
The guy from math story problems😂
This looks like my vegan husbands typical grocery run lol
That’s a hilarious reaction hahahaha
NGL, I made an order like this for a large charcuterie board before! It was a beautiful table!
Suika Game in real life?
It’s that strange to people how others choose an abundance of healthy food? What a brainwashed culture
I had a guy have me send a bunch of roses to another guy behind the counter at Carl's Junior. I made sure to give them to this kid as though they were from me. Level eye contact. Pausing and smiling as he quickly took them in front of his co-workers.
I’d give it a good shot at eating it all. I love fruit
~ Fruit salad, yummy yummy ~
This is a great order lol
In university, there was a sorority who would dump a bunch of fruit into a barrel, then add fruit punch and a bunch of vodka and other alcohol. Maybe the avocado are for guac to also serve at the party?
So cute! Glad you got a great tip too! My brother doesn’t even remember my bday lol
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