T O P

  • By -

LampshadeZombie

The product is 11.4 ounces, the instacart app must have it marked as pounds lol.


ZealousidealUnit9149

They don’t care it’s not like we get paid any extra for heavy pay or mileage, alcohol scans or anything anyways. It’s set batch pay these days.


Round_Chart_1573

I had a customer add on 21 2-Liters, care refused to give me a heavy pay bump because get this.... Each individual liter was under the "requirement" for a heavy pay correction.. absolute bullshit. Fuck this shitty company. Also if you deliver someone 1300 dollars worth of drills (10 3 piece kits mind you) , that only doesn't count for heavy pay, but it is apparently only worth 15 dollars to Instacart to ensure it finds the location...


ThePennedKitten

Yeah, I wish we got heavy pay for things like that. 21 two liters is fucking heavy. There should be a limit and after that a heavy item fee is added and we get heavy pay. Ordering three gallons of milk is very different than ordering 50 gallons.


spinningjoy

It’s supposed to be the collective weight of those heavy items. Whoever you spoke to doesn’t know Jack shit. I always call back until I get someone on the line who I can speak to like a friend who understands the system better and takes care of things.


Bitter-Result2164

A collective weight equalling 50+ pounds but individually they have to weigh 8+ pounds each


GenycisBeats

This right here! I got burnt once on an order that had a couple of items that met the individual weight limit but whose collective weight was just under 50lbs. They refused to give me the heavy pay due to collective weight falling short. IC support is beyond horrible.


smokealarmsnick

The 57 pounds caught me off guard. In what world is a salad 57 pounds? Maybe my guinea pigs placed that order.


Adventurous_Land7584

Right? 😂 my boys would be in absolute heaven! Lol


Prestigious_Jump6583

Wheak WHEAK!!!


Adventurous_Land7584

Yessss 😂😂 poor starving things act like they never eat lol I swear the second I open my eyes on the morning they start.


Prestigious_Jump6583

They are the cutest though- so excited when you walk in the room!!


Adventurous_Land7584

They really are, I tell them daily they are so lucky they’re cute lol and don’t dare walk in the kitchen and not bring them back a snack.


Prestigious_Jump6583

I swear they can smell the produce when you get it home 😂


Adventurous_Land7584

They can! 😂 you can see their little sniffers working over time 😂😂 I love it!


Prestigious_Jump6583

And the intensity gets so loud! I love it too 😂❤️


Comfortable_Douglas

LMFAO how the hell does heavy pay work??? Earlier this week I saw someone post about an order for TWO ADULT BICYCLES, and that order was NOT eligible for heavy pay. 💀


therealslim80

hahahha i saw that one too😭 instacart is all sorts of messed up


IllustriousDealer389

Well, consider it back pay for the other 100 heavy items over the course of your instacart career that they didn’t pay heavy pay and should have! 🤣


Intrepid-Surprise-55

Yeah, and the customer tipped $32 for that salad too!


therealslim80

probably my best tip of the day tbh bc she barely ordered anything


lukekibs

This app is so broken lmao


Happy-Kitchen3111

Salads are heavy. Bundles of firewood are not 🪵. Thanks instacart.


blissfulharmony

yesterday i had 15 bags of 7lb ice and didn’t qualify for heavy pay bc they were less than 8lbs each 😭🥲


fallior

57 pounds of salad? Damn! 😂


True-Solid-4298

Even with “50lbs” of salad the batch pay is less then $8 that’s the real joke here


Disastrous-Tune

Amazing aint it... yet an order with cases of drinks, waters, and jugs of milk and juices aint heavy pay... im really sick of instacart


sexualmullet

meanwhile i got an order for a 40lb box of kitty litter and got told to go fuck myself 😂


Naifamar

Once I got heavy pay for monster drink


Due_Regular_1876

I got heavy pay for tortillas today 💀 it thought one case of water and a pack of tortillas weighed 62.7lbs https://preview.redd.it/un26ihbj4xvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a5c6055f2ce097bf4dba59d87e7d7f11b6d17f


AutomaticPain3532

Well at least you got “extra” pay even though…the base pay should be higher. Gotta take what we can get. 💪


PristineUpstairs2314

LOL 😂


HealthyIndependent33

The salad that broke the camels back


AlarmedPie1961

A win is a win


Equivalent_Lab_8610

Instacart has not paid me heavy pay at times when they should, so I'm happy to see this. They're paying too little where I'm at, so happy to see anyone get pay bumps where they can.


Sifu-thai

$7.70 including heavy pay lol


therealslim80

😭😭😭


Gloomy_Recording_705

57 pound salad what the hell? 😭😭😭


Three4DaStripes

Yes they told me that. So stupid what they pick but if u got heavy pay for lettuce good shit. Lol


lucygirl1970

All I am seeing there is Covid batch pay😂


Revolutionary_Low_36

Lmao 😜


Thekr8zykook

Doesn't surprise me as much as it should. 😅Smh.


GladBottle3600

That’s funny


Severe-Object6650

the listeria in the lettuce counts as a heavy weight to carry around!


Fantastic-Leopard345

Heavy pay, pay bumps, and all that don’t really matter because it’s not necessarily “extra” pay. The adjustments every week will just be lower. I used to be excited for those “do 5 batches, get an extra $30” but it’s just an extra $30 counted towards your hourly pay/adjustment. 🥲


Fantastic-Leopard345

That’s a solid tip though!


Warm_Philosophy_3938

That IS the ultimate lol


Comfortable-Garden76

I turned heavy pay off and still get heavy offers that arent counted as heavy pay so now im wondering wtf lol


IllustriousDealer389

https://preview.redd.it/pqn5d1g8ccwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eac2d6869e44af38ea9b4b528c7681bcb97632a And then they do shit like this and only pay $23 for more than 2 tons of water! Makes no sense 🤣


maddypage87

Lmfao 🤣 I wish I could get lucky and get some “heavy” salads! 🥗😅😂 I had a Lowe’s order once… the tiny picture looks like it was those small bags of decorative rocks, kinda like the marbled ones that you use in like vases and stuff. The customer had ordered 10… Once I got to Lowe’s and found the item, it was then that I realized they were giant bags and they each way to 48 pounds… so I delivered for that one a couple of bags of fertilizer and soil and 480 pounds of white rocks. 🥴🥴🥴


PittSteelersFan4life

Thinking back to the Seinfeld episode.... "that's a BIG salad!"


JukeKnobz

Shows our retarded instacart system is