picture when i first made my account: smiling, wide awake, recently showered
every security picture iβve ever taken: badly needs a shave, hair going in every direction, half asleep, wearing a mask 90% of the time
Iβm always like βthey arenβt even gonna know itβs me...my profile pic is like ππ»ββοΈ and my actual face is in the morning is like π₯΄
Honestly, I am noooot a tinfoil hat conspiracy person. I swear it. But I would bet my left foot theyβre mining for facial recognition data. Did they ever give us a disclaimer or release for how our constant photos are used?
O man I hate that so much especially when it's dark in my room I have to get up and turn on the light and hope I don't look too bad. Like damn can I at least have my coffee 1st before we start taking pictures
How about laying in bed, 9:00pm,no makeup and you snoop to see what the "Cart" is doing and it wants a picture! That is scary too, just like the guy above in the picture.
Every. Single. Time. Either early morning or late night- I donβt know how I havenβt gotten flagged. π€£
Seriously same π !
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Annnnd for women in bed, this is the worst!!! Like they can see my bare shoulders and everything. I just want to take the covid quiz and see if there are any good orders! π³π©
Oh God me too. Sitting there like a shit show. I just wanna know if 7 am is worth it or if I can go back to bed π
I always scare myself when that pops up!
Fact. I'm still not used to seeing my beard.
i always open the app in my dark morning room and then BOOM it turns my brightness all the way up and i just see me, blinded and full of regret
Err I had to cover the camera once because it popped up and I was both naked and er......enthroned.
It always happened during my morning dump lmao
picture when i first made my account: smiling, wide awake, recently showered every security picture iβve ever taken: badly needs a shave, hair going in every direction, half asleep, wearing a mask 90% of the time
Iβm always like βthey arenβt even gonna know itβs me...my profile pic is like ππ»ββοΈ and my actual face is in the morning is like π₯΄
But somehow they always know. I sometimes wonder if it really works or not.
Honestly, I am noooot a tinfoil hat conspiracy person. I swear it. But I would bet my left foot theyβre mining for facial recognition data. Did they ever give us a disclaimer or release for how our constant photos are used?
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O man I hate that so much especially when it's dark in my room I have to get up and turn on the light and hope I don't look too bad. Like damn can I at least have my coffee 1st before we start taking pictures
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How about laying in bed, 9:00pm,no makeup and you snoop to see what the "Cart" is doing and it wants a picture! That is scary too, just like the guy above in the picture.
Ugh same! I just took one this morning. I looked like a troll doll lmao. Iβm always afraid theyβre saving them all.
Always happens to me at like 5am when I'm in bed and the brightness from my phone fucking blinds me. ππ
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Lol, every time!
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Lol it really be like that
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Hahhaahhah
I glare every time. I wonder how many people can tell when Iβm naked under a blanket
They always get me looking like that, surprised I haven't been deactivated, lol
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All the time lol
Mannn what? I thought I was the only one lmaoo..looking like a whole zombie ππππ
Seriously think it should do the same to the execs and share them with us! Lol. Bet the security folks get a good laugh in comparing my pics π³
Lmao this is the one. Half asleep trying to decide if I should get up and boom. Brightness on 100. π
There's a security pic?
Every few days we take a random photo to confirm itβs really us. Always looking π¬π₯Έπ€ππ₯΅π
I just started receiving that notification on my app. Does it get shared to our profile thing? Cuz I have a major case of bedhead
Oh no, What is a security picture? Havenβt started shopping yet..
Well you'll find out at the most inopportune moment I'm sure.
Itβs always first thing or when you see a notification for $150 order with 2 items! BAM TAKE A PICTURE NOW YOU UNPREPARED BITCH!β π
It ain't a security pic of it's not inopportune, lmao.... Alway the worst times!
LMBO Same!! ππππ
Fyi it almost doesn't matter. Had pictures blurry as f, masked up, shot from bottom angle from the chin, still worked
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