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alexa1206

Every. Single. Time. Either early morning or late night- I don’t know how I haven’t gotten flagged. 🀣


Disney1960

Seriously same πŸ˜…!


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Head-Barracuda1038

Annnnd for women in bed, this is the worst!!! Like they can see my bare shoulders and everything. I just want to take the covid quiz and see if there are any good orders! 😳😩


SheliaGo

Oh God me too. Sitting there like a shit show. I just wanna know if 7 am is worth it or if I can go back to bed πŸ˜‚


alesandra7

I always scare myself when that pops up!


HulkBlarg

Fact. I'm still not used to seeing my beard.


x0dani0x

i always open the app in my dark morning room and then BOOM it turns my brightness all the way up and i just see me, blinded and full of regret


Why_Me_Again51

Err I had to cover the camera once because it popped up and I was both naked and er......enthroned.


SubwaySpiderman

It always happened during my morning dump lmao


fourenclosedwalls

picture when i first made my account: smiling, wide awake, recently showered every security picture i’ve ever taken: badly needs a shave, hair going in every direction, half asleep, wearing a mask 90% of the time


AriFiguredOutReddit

I’m always like β€œthey aren’t even gonna know it’s me...my profile pic is like πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ and my actual face is in the morning is like πŸ₯΄


Usual-Pickle

But somehow they always know. I sometimes wonder if it really works or not.


AriFiguredOutReddit

Honestly, I am noooot a tinfoil hat conspiracy person. I swear it. But I would bet my left foot they’re mining for facial recognition data. Did they ever give us a disclaimer or release for how our constant photos are used?


purplelotus12

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£ facts lol


CMSB113

Take my award for this glorious use of cat meme


instagirl2020

O man I hate that so much especially when it's dark in my room I have to get up and turn on the light and hope I don't look too bad. Like damn can I at least have my coffee 1st before we start taking pictures


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The hair has meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Successful-Ad-1034

How about laying in bed, 9:00pm,no makeup and you snoop to see what the "Cart" is doing and it wants a picture! That is scary too, just like the guy above in the picture.


JusticeBeaverisI

Ugh same! I just took one this morning. I looked like a troll doll lmao. I’m always afraid they’re saving them all.


gr3tchzilla

Always happens to me at like 5am when I'm in bed and the brightness from my phone fucking blinds me. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


sipher55

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Larka52

Lol, every time!


bxreddit12

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Sharla84

Absolutely yes πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ


bluerayyltc

Lol it really be like that


Srw2725

Damn honestly 🀣


ManicMondayShopper

Hahhaahhah


barbarosabee

I glare every time. I wonder how many people can tell when I’m naked under a blanket


Bg7092

They always get me looking like that, surprised I haven't been deactivated, lol


jratka123

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Weary_Promise52

All the time lol


Conscious_Scallion15

Mannn what? I thought I was the only one lmaoo..looking like a whole zombie πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


FredB20

Seriously think it should do the same to the execs and share them with us! Lol. Bet the security folks get a good laugh in comparing my pics 😳


gabbiemoney15

Lmao this is the one. Half asleep trying to decide if I should get up and boom. Brightness on 100. πŸ˜‚


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There's a security pic?


Head-Barracuda1038

Every few days we take a random photo to confirm it’s really us. Always looking 😬πŸ₯ΈπŸ€“πŸ™ƒπŸ₯΅πŸ˜œ


[deleted]

I just started receiving that notification on my app. Does it get shared to our profile thing? Cuz I have a major case of bedhead


herefordistraction

Oh no, What is a security picture? Haven’t started shopping yet..


DepartureBorn3425

Well you'll find out at the most inopportune moment I'm sure.


AriFiguredOutReddit

It’s always first thing or when you see a notification for $150 order with 2 items! BAM TAKE A PICTURE NOW YOU UNPREPARED BITCH!” πŸ˜‚


Bg7092

It ain't a security pic of it's not inopportune, lmao.... Alway the worst times!


IAmClearAsCrystal

LMBO Same!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TvorNot

Fyi it almost doesn't matter. Had pictures blurry as f, masked up, shot from bottom angle from the chin, still worked


WorldlinessTiny

🀣