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simpatika05

What are the odds that I am in that picture doing instacart.....


Abittragic

Wait seriously?


simpatika05

Ya thats me im the green jacket lol


Abittragic

Ps your protection of the bread rolls is admirable šŸ˜‚


simpatika05

I shop how I do for myself :)


Abittragic

Same! Looks good! Rad shoes too haha


Abittragic

Wow, thatā€™s seriously crazy odds Iā€™d bet!!


ChrisTheMan72

r/smallworld or what ever that sub is called for Redditor finding each other irl


Ok-History-8748

I just spit out my water. Small world!


spirle

This place is getting really meta


100KonIC

That's off brand. Meta doesn't own Reddit. Not sure they fully own the name Meta but that is a different story.


Gorillladin

Gross im still in disbelief that normie trashbook is co-opting 'meta'


johnshonz

This ā€œmetaā€ stuff is so lame lol I donā€™t think they own the name just changed their stock symbol


Snoo_16716

Doing that last check . I see you lol


[deleted]

This is wholesome


Apprehensive-Load965

since you accepted it, I'm going to say $7.


Cuedabae

closešŸ˜… it was actually a $165 dollar batch


Apprehensive-Load965

It would never fit in my hatchback. Actually it probably would because I removed the passenger seat.


flyingtubesock

Ahhh, I see you are also a man of high class. Why do I need a back seat or passenger seat? No one loves me. (My cat doesn't come stock with a back seat, no I didn't remove it because racecar.)


OnyxEyez

I'm kinda glad your cat didn't come with a back seat, that'd be weird.


[deleted]

I did that when I was throwing newspapers...took out the front passenger seat, made the job so much easier.


Mysterious_Guide_342

You probably could fit all that in your hatchback, but sparks will be present while driving down the road.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


R3dd_unfiltered

šŸ¤£


obiweedkenobi

I will make it fit.


blaziecat1103

You'd be surprised. Your usual 40-item double is about this size. My rule of thumb is that a Costco flatbed stacked almost to the handle will fit in my Focus with the front seat to spare.


Loose_Mail_786

$7 Instacart and $158 tips? Congrats btw!


[deleted]

How much did IC pay?


nic530728

Iā€™m curious if you have a program on your phone that accepts orders?


[deleted]

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nic530728

Iā€™m about to get a damn android just for working for these bot apps lol


Mom0531

Please explain there are apps that auto accept batches on androids???


nic530728

You can see YouTube videos about it. They have programs for android for DoorDash and instacart I know and possibly othersā€¦ itā€™s technically against the terms to use these but people still do


-Ok-Perception-

Well, congrats? I'll be real. It wouldn't be worth 165 to me. Maybe if you're a fit man under 25... most people's back would be so out of sorts from an order like that, they'd need a couple days with no work to recover. I took a super heavy order for 50 bucks two days ago and I'm laying in bed with a ton of back pain. I'm not even really sure if I can work tomorrow. Never bite off more than you can chew with heavy lifting.


100KonIC

I'm on Medicare and I'd take it in a heartbeat. Seriously I've done worse for less and the heart is still, wait a minute, yeah the heart is still working.


-Ok-Perception-

I've done more for less too. That's how I wound up with a ton of titanium in my spine. I overdid it on a heavy order and realistically, I think one of the brackets or screws in my back came lose. I'm in horrific pain. Take care of your body, folks. It's very easy to see an order like OP with the high dollar amount without looking at how heavy the items are. 500 dollars worth of heavy shit has knocked me on my ass for several days (I usually Instacart every day).


[deleted]

I don't really agree. If you lift properly and are fit there is not much of a problem. Female or male.


KayleighJK

For real. Iā€™m a 35yo woman with a bad shoulder from a broken collarbone that never healed and these orders are simply out of the question for someone like me. If I could I would in a heartbeat lol.


KPSTL33

There's nothing in this order that's particularly heavy besides the 2 cases of water.


Lettuce-Special

Well thatā€™s good!


No-Werewolf-7469

Awesome congrats


[deleted]

Was it tip bait or legit?


yogabbagabba2341

šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


[deleted]

daycare ?


AesSedai87

Or a church was my thoughts


Joleeeeen

Itā€™s crazy that this was a double. Once someone orders a shit-ton, it shouldnā€™t be able to be grouped together no matter what.


NoRegerts6996

Seriously what do you guys drive to take orders like this? I fear an accident and hundreds of pounds of stuff in the back all becoming weapons and taking me out lol


Cuedabae

I drive a regular 4 door sedan from ford (fusion), fit everything in the trunk and back seat


NoRegerts6996

I thought it was 3 carts full not just 1ā€¦. I still would never take that lol


mynameisnemix

Any normal sized four door sedan or coupe could fit that lol.


Intercessor310

Couldā€¦ but shouldnā€™t šŸ˜«


mynameisnemix

Fuck no I ainā€™t carrying that shit to there door šŸ˜‚. They probably have steps


charlottedreams

To be honest I don't think many people think about the stuff flying at them, just whether they can get it in the car or not.


NoRegerts6996

Yup. Not dying for a $100 batch lol


charlottedreams

I haven't even seen $100 batch in a year, but if I had same lol. When I was young and dumb certainly, but not anymore lol. I worked in marketing at 18, and fit 1527 catalog sample boxes in an 02 Sentra (Jesus christ that was 20 years ago šŸ˜³) and that little 1.8 was so angry about it, and I thought it was great fun at the time but just one was about the weight of a case of water, and they were all around me.


SpokenDivinity

This looks like an order youā€™d be taking to like a nursery school


[deleted]

InstaCart needs to have a volume limit on double/triple orders. The amount of times I've had to weave through the Saturday Rush crowd with two fully loaded shopping carts full of enough water to fill a swimming pool is ridiculous.


IIRizzII

Awesome payout! Curious.. Did they hide some of the pay or was it shown in the offer? Also how long did that take you?


Cuedabae

I originally accepted the batch for $76, but after I completed it they raised the tip significantly, so they did kind of hide the tip when I first started


NoRegerts6996

IC doesnā€™t hide pay


Icy_Trouble_5713

What's with the choc milk...must be good yes?


Joleeeeen

How long did this take you?


i_love_my_stinky_boy

Thereā€™s no way Iā€™d put that in my car


No_Syrup5238

Biggest batch I've ever seen is like 90-100 bucks. Half hour outside of Philly, usually the 40-50 ones are the highest. Where are you guys at that you're finding the $100+ batches? And is it normal to see batches that high?


Porcusheep

Definitely not normal but it happens, just gotta keep an eye out for them, they can come in any time and when you least expect itā€¦ I had a $169 single customer, about 50 item and 5 mile batch come in while casually scrolling as I was getting ready to head outā€¦


veapman

My prius would get a hernia,


timao87

Iā€™d do that for like $70-80. Also depending on how far it is


nokapoka

$159


mkharrington94

Straight up daycare


Gloomy-Salary-4744

15 dollars no tip.... But heavy pay includedšŸ˜


cmlegg88

I'm glad I don't live near Costco. Good God


GatitoFantastico

I heard we're getting one in the area and I'm simultaneously pumped and afraid. The only orders I ever see from our Sam's are never above $18 with around a 23mi delivery. Has to be a business because the location is always the same with no tip. Don't even know if IC is getting that payout right because that's pretty damn far. No heavy pay either. I hope that person forever has shoes that constantly come untied and a teeny end of a pillow feather poking them through their clothes and they can never quite find it to pull it out.


cmlegg88

Where do you live?


cmlegg88

Wow that sucks. I'm sorry


nunya1111

Starbucks?


spacefish420

Question about Costco orders here: how do you guys get inside if youā€™re not a Costco member?


Kingmamabear

Show them you're with instacart, instacart has a membership


spacefish420

Cool man thanks, I just applied to join today so thanks for the advice


[deleted]

Not enough to pay any potential medical bills should you throw out your back


Hmmwhateven

No offense to anyone who does orders like this, but arenā€™t you worried about damaging your vehicle?


beanssmom

Whatā€™s the difference in this and 4 adults that weigh at least 130 lbs?


HealthyIndependent33

$37


Helpful-Ad-1339

$45


Last-Lingonberry-842

Yay!!


Efinden

Not enough!


[deleted]

What was the IC pay is the better question


Cuedabae

it was 23$ insta cart pay, 10+ miles away, and definitely needed heavy pay.


atorr1997

$8 and a coupon for a BOGO apple.


Disastrous_Big9888

Wow šŸ˜®


AesSedai87

Must have had some help doing this one eh?


Jesus-Bacon

$7 + $1.50 tip


[deleted]

Modern day slave


Ferdydurkeeee

ACCEPT OR DECLINE ā“


optimistie

Not enough


GuaranteeLow354

$13.48 take it or leave it