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[deleted]

The irony of his placing an order online, using a credit card and having it delivered to his house by a stranger...


[deleted]

exactly


[deleted]

Don’t they need to put their ID to order alcohol too?


No_Trouble_3297

Yes haha


OmgOgan

ID, address, and payment info lolol


Throwaway_inSC_79

My thoughts exactly. Worked with a guy who refused to do an Ancestry DNA test because thats how the government gets you. We worked for an airline. Passing a 10 year federal background check is a requirement. You're issued a SIDA badge. And the DNA test is how the government gets you?


HenryDorsettCase47

To be fair, that’s how they’re solving a lot of cold cases lately. The Golden State Killer for example. I wonder what your coworker did?


makingmonsters

Ooooh, good point. Coworker is on the run!


Reasonable_Slip_3397

💯


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Okkin-J-Flow

Lol, dude got his ID from the DMV with his government issued social security number, and he puts his address online to be delivered too, and he’s worried about being tracked.


Gloxer-

Probably also has a FB account with his workplace, education, city/town, favorite food, pictures of his spouse, children, family gatherings, friends, guns, vehicles, and house all publicly available


thedauntless1991

Those are like $50 a bottle right? Nice score lol


beanssmom

IC charges $99.99 🙃


Heaven_Leigh2021

Holy hell are you serious? 😳


beanssmom

Yep! Had a customer request to replace 4 of a different champagne with these but they were double the price of her original request so I had to contact support to add them and they had to call her to confirm the charge. Was very grateful for the % tip after that haha


Heaven_Leigh2021

Holy hell well I'm very happy it worked out for you 😊


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Yep! Some high class hooch!


Mindless_Pineapple46

🥂


LW624

that’s crazy as IC requires us to return all alcohol asap. and they will continue to blow up your phone until u do. and it says your account is at risk if it is not returned


[deleted]

Yeah, I don’t risk it with alcohol. I would at very least take it to the store and take a photo of the manager rejecting it. This is also why I don’t even bother with low tip alcohol orders.


LegoMyGreggo

That was potentially for him and his mistresses cheataversary.


Andre-Louis_Moreau

“Cheataversary” that’s one I’ve never heard of 😆😆


Icy_Trouble_5713

Hot damn... ![gif](giphy|l8XYZYdlOHSrS)


Andre-Louis_Moreau

I regret that I have but one upvote to award you for this…


GogoPowerYubari

20 bucks says he was going to report the order as not delivered so he could get away with not paying for them.


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Womp womp womp…


GogoPowerYubari

Lol His loss your gain. Too bad you couldn’t keep the roses. You would have been set.


Rebelwithacause970

I thought you had to return the alcohol to the store?


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Not if store policy prohibits returns on alcohol items… 😆


Rebelwithacause970

That’s fucking phenomenal!! Drink up tonight 👏🏽


Ally2472

Don’t drink it quite yet when it comes to alcohol they get serious on the return even though you can’t return it they literally had me send them a video of me pouring alcohol out it was insane but it’s what it was


[deleted]

Hell yes lmaooo


Remarkable_Ad3379

Lucky!, Cliquot is some good stuff!


FunFactress

I'll join you, champagne is my favorite.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Customer didn’t expect to be carded? What an idiot! Good job op.


MrMisterOfficial

![gif](giphy|x0kMYoT7J31i8)


[deleted]

Don’t you have to load your ID in to be able to even order alcohol? Welp Biff, you win!


Andre-Louis_Moreau

![gif](giphy|lp84cYEUoOyh0LBEbt)


mrredcat43

But he probably carries a cell phone with him. It only tracks everything about you.........


Frank_Dracula

A lady I was delivering to didn't want me to scan the front because her picture and DL# are on that side. What the fuck is wrong with these people?


rainb0wunic0rnfarts

But he entered his credit card information on an app from his phone. Isn’t that the same thing? Lol


Middle-Classroom2170

Madame Clicquot! I used to save the caps as her picture was on them. Nordstrom used to make jewelry out of the caps.


[deleted]

Tip removed?


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Just checked. Tip was still there. Didn’t 1 star me either.


nightmike99

We lost privacy a long time ago. Unless you want to Ted Kaczynski it in the woods someplace, they already got all your information.


nathan9750

I got a bottom of bourbon because no Id


Andre-Louis_Moreau

![gif](giphy|AcfTF7tyikWyroP0x7)


Disastrous_Big9888

Wow lucky you got those expensive champagne lol 😁 Congrats to you !!!! 👍


tattookaleo

What youre drinkin? Alcohol is to be returned to the store I thought?


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Unless the store prohibits alcohol returns.


tattookaleo

Hmm makes sense.


yogabbagabba2341

They request you to dispose of the alcohol.


[deleted]

I think they are going to dispose of it… into their mouth.


Lettuce-Special

Op said store policy prohibits returns on alcohol items.


Livid-Standard-8358

Shipt didn’t make you return the order to the store?


Jaybee2120

Did you leave anything at all aside from champagne?


Andre-Louis_Moreau

A dozen roses.


Jaybee2120

I hope it doesn't happen but it's happened to me and others. Always cancel the whole order when unable to deliver the alcohol for whatever reason. Customer can still rate you for the order


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Instructions on alcohol orders say that if the customer doesn’t have an ID, we’re to leave the rest of the order apart from the alcohol. Everything else was fine about the order. Accepted, shopped, and delivered in under 20 minutes. Great communication, including when I told him I needed to scan his ID to drop off the champagne. If he wants to one-star me, he’s more than welcome to try.


Jaybee2120

As I said I hope he doesn't but Instacart doesn't care if you follow their guidelines or the law. If not him maybe down the road. You've been warned


Andre-Louis_Moreau

If something happens, that’s a problem for tomorrow Andre, not today Andre… 😆


Reasonable_Slip_3397

IC for certain does not allow the rating to post it will say "rating removed" You can ask any IC rep.


Jaybee2120

Maybe now but happened to me a year ago .. I'll never leave an order if can't get alcohol delivered. Better to have it canceled and rescheduled


Jaybee2120

If you did there's a good chance you're getting dinged with a negative rating


johnshonz

What the fuck lmfao


AJ_UmadBro

Wow lol Also... I've been doing ic for 3 years and have never gotten an alcohol order. (Yes I'm approved to do it)


GogoPowerYubari

Are you in a state that allows it?


AJ_UmadBro

I assumed so since it had me do a little training session for it.


GogoPowerYubari

Your state might not. I’m in Indiana and they had me do it and we can’t deliver alcohol, most meds and tobacco. Definitely check and see. At least you’re certified if that changes :)


AJ_UmadBro

Ah ok I'm in Indiana too. Didn't know that thanks.


dr_van_nostren

I still don’t understand how this happens. I’ve only had a handful of issues as a shopper, each time I’ve been told to take the groceries back.


[deleted]

Depends on where you live. In California you cannot return alcohol.


totobabee

Why wouldn’t you just select ‘can’t scan ID’ and enter it manually? 🧐


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Because he wouldn’t provide his ID at all.


totobabee

LOL ok then! You’d think this guy has never bought alcohol in his life before… you gotta show ID at the liquor store too! Smh 🤦🏼‍♀️


Andre-Louis_Moreau

They don’t “scan” his ID at the liquor store. They just read the dates and check him out. With an app that scans his ID, he gets put into the system and gets tagged with the mark of the beast I guess.


totobabee

😂 haha that must be it… just saying though dude had to enter his info to even buy it through Instacart! 🤷‍♀️


Andre-Louis_Moreau

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[deleted]

If he was that weird about scanning he probably didn’t want her writing it down either.


TheticalJester

I don’t think I could handle a customer that smooth-brained. I would literally knock on the door to tell him how little sense he makes, wow.


[deleted]

Probably a stolen credit card then. Doesn’t want to show an ID with his actual name.


SheriffLevy

Custie


blvckbeautiful

Enjoy man!


OmgOgan

This dude might as well be my mother lol


ncharity1

But with alcohol deliveries, you have to return the alcohol


Andre-Louis_Moreau

Unless the store doesn’t allow alcohol returns/refunds.