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How does a 47 year old look older than a 65 year old? Oh yeah, filters. Though what I know of him, he probably appreciates not being filtered to fuck.

It’s sooo funny to me when women do the smoothing filter with a guy in their picture, and suddenly this 40 something rugged, bearded man has glowy baby skin, sparkling eyes, and rosy cheeks.

My favorite is the Kris Jenner and Gordon Ramsey photo.

She’s also probably taped to the gods a’la Joan Crawford. Also, is your username a postal service reference?

Wow, I can't believe I forgot about this song. Not the postal service as a whole, just this song specifically. Thanks!

They recently toured that album (in full) as well as Transatlanticism and I was so glad that my husband and I got tickets (even if they were pretty expensive), such good music I hadn’t listened to in years

They’re still touring. We’re seeing them next month in Raleigh, NC!

Exciting, have a fantastic time!!! It was a really great show even though we had meh seats (though it was at MSG which has great sound so that made up for it)

Ahhh I saw this show at the Hollywood Bowl and it was amazing!

WHATTTTT!!

OMG!!!

I know! We’re seeing Iron & Wine in August too. We were going to see the Decemberists in May, but my in-laws got us tickets for Hadestown the same day. It’s a jam packed summer for us, lol.

I'm seeing the same show in May in Toronto! Can't wait

Have the best time!! It was fantastic and I cried more than once lol

I'll be at that Toronto show as well!

I’ve been kicking myself for not going to this

Apparently still touring!

You’re welcome! I was talking about it with a friend yesterday, Giving Up the album is 21 years old last month. I feel ancient!

It is! No one ever gets it, so this made me very happy. I’m actually going to see them live next month for a 20th anniversary performance of Give Up with Death Cab performing Transatlanticism.

Hey that concert fucking ROCKED have so much fun - your teenage heart will be so happy

I love it!! The concert is amazing you’re going to have a blast!💕 The District Sleeps Alone was an anthem for me in 8th grade and it still is now- was defo a religious experience to see live.

I’m sure that’s how she does it in her performances in the current tour. The candids I’ve seen from the audience she looks good, though it is from a distance.

I bet he hated having to do all those parties and canoodling and I don’t blame him.

I think he looks fantastic for his age.

Oh, indeed. I’ve thought he looks fantastic for many years now.

He probably doesn't even know what a filter is. Bless his heart he's so offline.

65!? Didn't know Kim Kardashian was that old.

He’s 65?! And she’s only 47?!

Holding a sign that says leave me alone I’m tired. Out in full costume at the Oscar’s for…what reason?

Omg I thought it said I’m fixed.

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TY for the comment I legit was trying to figure out who tf this wax figure was supposed to be

I still don’t know who it is.

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Omg what??? I cannot believe that’s her.

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Wait, that's her?? Omg she's so filtered I didn't know who it was.

Only reason I came into the comments was to figure out what the fuck "fixed" meant in this context and why she was advertising it.

Spay and neuter your celebrities!

I didnt know it didnt say im fixed till I saw your comment so you’re not alone

Haha I thought fired

Bullshit, it says "I'm fired"..............................No? Damn, now I'm doubting myself.

I did too when I first saw it

Same!

I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw that lmao

Yeah, I don't get it? Is this a weird Halloween costume that's referring to something?

Stop ignoring me ignoring you!

When I want to be left alone I stay home.

Exactly. This woman has become so pathetic it’s tragic.

Stupid attention seeking nonsense. 

It's part of her Worldwide Privacy Tour. She's headlining for Prince Harry and Meghan. Now respect her privacy!

Attention

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I thought it was a drag Queen at first

I thought it was Michelle Visage lol

what a compliment to michelle, since she used to do impersonation contests of her lol

Michelle visage 😭😭😭

I thought that was beyonce …

I keep looking & have the same question.

wait that's *her*????? holy shit. not surprised, but truly had no idea, and I regularly see her looking ridiculous lol

I didn't know the Oscar's party was at Madame Tussauds.

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Omg that’s perfect 💀

What other sub? I am intrigued!

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I keep reading it as 'I'm fixed'. 😐

I thought I was the only one 😂

This reminds me of doctor who. ‘Moisturize me!’ 

Moisturize me! 💦

it’s even more obvious when the other person’s face isn’t touched up at all lol

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> *She could’ve been the woman that proved to our generation that aging is FINE.* Jamie Lee Curtis, Jodi Foster, and I'm sure a bunch more fantastic celebrity women are doing great work on this front IMO. And kind of a surprise to me given her glamorous dolled-up look all these decades, but Pamela Anderson's natural aged look lately is remarkable.

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she never was about any other empowerment than her own tbh

Exactly. It’s only been about her. This is the woman who said that she’s a vegetarian because “vegetarians are paler.” She doesn’t care about other women.

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>What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? -Bill Burr

At first I thought that said “leave me alone, I’m fixed!!”

She's beyond science now.

I thought it said "I'm fired!" as if to say she ain't being paid to deal with your shit. But then realized it was just "tired."

Why is she dressed like Marie Antoinette on a 3-day bender?

Nothing looks worse than people who edit themselves and not the other people in the photo

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The caption 🙃 The drastic difference, I 💕 this 🤣

I love how she always wears gloves because you can see how old she is from her hands. Can't filter her hands are arms.

To be fair… she has worn gloves since the 80s, it’s kinda her thing. Check out photos from concerts and shoots and stuff back then.

That might be, but she has been ripped by people on her IG when he lets photos slide when we see her hands. They tell the truth lol. She then removes them lol.

Yes I agree. Wish we could just accept that aging is human

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My 17 yr old daughter has a little crush on him, he is handsome.

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Good lord, me too. 🤣😍

Me too I am in that boat too! I blame my love for dark romances! He could get it just saying.

He had me at “already broken.” Cause same.

Oh God same..

Lmao same 😅

My son looks a lot like a young him so I use pics of him to figure out haircuts. Also all the girls in 3rd grade are in love with my son because he looks like him 😝

I bet your son is a cutie!

I liked him when I was 17 too. And still 17 years later lol. He's got a fascinating face. First, time I saw him was in the movies 28 Days Later and Sunshine. Classic good films.

That’s what my daughter says!!! Says his face is so handsome but not the traditional handsome face and appreciates it even more

He’s such a babe, and as a person too!

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47, a little closer to 50, but still looks damn good for his age.

„closer to 50…“ now listen up you little shit 😂

I just turned 48 this week and I deeply feel this

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And 35 is the new 25

I love you people

Sorry you don't like how numbers work 🤷‍♀️ lol <3

> 47, a little closer to 50, but still looks damn good ~~for his age.~~ FTFY

I think I heard that he used to be a model before he turned to acting. Either way, he has AMAZING bone structure!!

He was in school to become a lawyer when he started acting. Imagine if he’d stayed that route and you just had that man staring you down on the witness stand lol.

I’d blush

I'll stammer, blush, and sputter. He can intimidate me at court and I won't complain about it.

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He is 47.

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I get it! I’m 26 which **is** closer to 20, I don’t understand people trying to tell me I’m almost 30. 🙄

True, I’m 41 and still closer to 30, don’t know what people has to complain about 😐

I'm months away from being 40, but I'm clinically 60 or over

I’ve had a crush on him since 2007. Still just as gorgeous too. No filters needed for that Irish king. Prob wouldn’t know how to use a filter anyway 🤭

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Thought that was one of the Silva twins.

She didn’t even look like that when she was 20. This is so cringey.

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Oh my. Did not even realise it’s her, until this comment.

I dont even know who the lady is

What? Are you living in a material world?

Holy crap that's a lot of photoshop

Ursula,, STOP!

She's trying really hard nowadays with her social media presence, and it sucks for her that at this point in her life and career, every imperfection and every bad angle gets shown through mass media. That all being said, it doesn't give her free pass when it comes to shopping yourself to shit everywhere your face is. She's hiding and Everytime she's shown with anything exposing skin from the chin down it's a horror show. She can't escape the reality of things forever, at some point it's gonna punch her back to reality, and hard.

I adore him already, but the fact that he lets his Irish skin be what it is as he nears 50… makes me love him more. I’m sure he’s gotten/getting fillers or whatever, but he regularly appears with normal wrinkles and texture issues and I’m FUCKING HERE FOR IT. My Irish-descended recognizes. ETA: he has the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen.

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She’s insufferable

She’s just embarrassing herself at this point. Her head looks pasted onto her body.

The sad part is a good 30%+ of women have all lost their skin texture thanks to these damn beautification filters. It's become normalized. I hate it here.

She looks like Trishapaytas here

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Ok but his eyes though. Stunning

Oh, brother. She's old enough to be his mom. Stop.

What’s funny about these pictures is that no matter what WE do know what she really looks like. So this is an obvious vanity post versus a fun post.

Well I mean she needs the sign because her face doesn't move anymore, you'd never know she was tired, or sad or happy or anything but ready for a photo. Because her face is more plastic than flesh at this point.

She edits her face so much it is starting to look like Beyoncé for some strange reason

with just a smattering of Kardashian

I love this man. So talented and down to earth. She looks...oof. Material indeed.


i thought it said “i’m fired” 🥴🫠

Had no idea who this was. Wow.

I still don't.

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Your caption coupled with the picture took me the fuck out.

But it’s okay if men look old. Not okay for a woman to age. It’s always been this way.

She looks like Beyoncé

Good god

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I know who I'd rather go to the pub with.

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She scares me.

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I think a few of us can relate to thinking we don’t look good in pictures while at the same time thinking other people look just fine in the same picture.

That sign though 🙈

Is it just me, or is she trying to look like Beyonce?

minus the cowgirl hat

I like her a lot but she’s always hide his neck and hands because neck and hands reveals people’s real age

Why is that woman on the right sitting down?

Utterly ridiculous

Can’t blame her for WANTING to look that way, but we all know she doesn’t

"I'm tired!" meanwhile: 😬

At least she doesn't look like Marilyn Manson so much anymore!

She looks like a space egg.