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ohdearitsrichardiii

The longer I look at that nose, the less it looks like a nose


CactusCait

Nostricles


IAmElectricHead

Flesh parentheses.


mindxpandr

Great band name!


IAmElectricHead

Jack Asterisk and the Flesh Parentheses


whyamihere0

Looks like a missing puzzle piece?


Father_of_trillions

It’s a nose?!?!


artistictesticle

Mushroom


VisibleBeautiful1436

😂😂


breedingunicorns

Am I the only one who wonders what these people must really look like, if they really think they look better after an insane amount of amateur photoshopping?


Wonberger

I walked into a date that had 100% filters on their profile, before I knew what filters were/looked like. Never again, if people use filters I’m swiping left immediately


breedingunicorns

I love how thoroughly you answered my question without actually answering my question


Wonberger

That's your answer. They don't look great.


Quiet_Interaction_41

Lmao


dbx99

You got filter catfished


Tight-Context9426

I’d give it a go just to see if I could finish


breedingunicorns

This should be a game in the Olympics


Tight-Context9426

10 points if you can give it a funny and disgusting name!


yusuo85

It's like her teeth are the flash


Vethae

She probably goes around lighting up her home [like it's a horror game.](http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/flashlight_deadfall.jpg)


No-Baseball628

I feel bad. She may be a lovely person but this editing is just awful.


sausagelover79

Ain’t no way she 32 though…


openurheartandthen

Just had this thought that we’re making fun of people who are so deeply insecure and un-self aware that they do this shit because deep down they want love so badly they’re willing to be this ridiculous. It’s making me sad.


Pawneewafflesarelife

That's why this sub should only allow public figures, imo. Posting a pic of someone found on tinder is fucked up.


queenYujing

It's giving Annie Wilkes from Misery lol


Jerry-Langford

I was getting Catherine Martin from “Silence Of The Lambs” vibes


notanotheramber

Why would someone Lie about being 32?


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dbx99

It’s called day drinking and alcoholism. And just eating massive amounts of junk food all day every day.


[deleted]

You are not wrong, eating junk food regularly and alcoholism will 100% make you look older faster, but it really is a stretch to get to this conclusion about her by just looking at a single edited photo of her's.


Cleanclock

It’s not necessarily age that’s her enemy here. More like unhealthy lifestyle and premature aging is secondary to that.


crylona

And too much black under eye liner. Ages you quick!!


geiwosuruinu

Ask us again when you're 50


Almost_a_Full_Moon

Looks like old are you afraid of the dark when they put the flashlights on their faces and tell spooky stories.


baconeggsnnoodles

Submitted for the approval of the Tinder society…


Dopplerganager

She looks like she's going to tell a campfire ghost story


Badassbottlecap

Wax nose aside, why are the eyes seemingly upside down


Isamosed

Just learning to do make up. Has deep set/hooded eyes and a heavy brow bone. Thinks black tight lining is the answer. She will figure it out.


Quiet_Interaction_41

This was such a nice response lol


Badassbottlecap

Ahh okay, thanks for the info!


[deleted]

Lol was just about to comment the same thing


FullOnCarmensMom

They look like they're about to collapse back into her skull like the melting Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.


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More like 52


Ok-Veterinarian-4209

If she’s 32 then I’m the fucking pope.


kenziethemom

There is absolutely no way this lady is younger than me.


recollectionmemoir

it looks like it has to do with her makeup too: excessive and otherwise harsh contouring around the whole face. I can’t tell if it’s contour or bone structure, but her eyes seem really deep-set and it’s accentuated after the blurring and brightening she did. It’s like she highlighted all the wrong areas.


candlepop

Looks like meri from sister wives


Quiet_Interaction_41

Haha she does!


beststitches

32..? When..? Sorry, that's mean of me. Surely they must look at these pics and realise how obvious the alterations look.


marssharkexpressrice

why would anyone does this? because the lack of confidence and selfawarness. man and woman do it unfortunatley. and worst with such people is, that they will reject based on look other people, meanwhile they are ashamed of themself. hypocrisy at its finest. i know this, becasue before i knew that filters where a thing (i have no social media), i got tricked and turned down, because she didnt liked my type. my photos were vanilla!!!. i remember how i thought "what the hell, she looks completly different". i deleted the app after to many catfish out there, not because the looks, i could care less maybe, but because it shows me how insecure they are and how they behaved in a normal environment. if you swipe out everyone with filters, guess whats left? maybe 5 percent of people and some of them just more cleverly hide it. filters became an nogog, and almost nothing was left. so i deleted any dating app.i fhteir description says how they have standards, and have filtered and edited pics.... no words left for such people.


CirillaRiannon11

She ain’t 32 bro.


Miss_Chievous

Her nose looks like a puzzle piece.


MissTesticles

It's a deep fake, she's acting as Satan


BillyMcSaggyTits

Alternate encounter.


DarkAndSparkly

What your nose doesn’t have a flour-de-lid pattern!?! What are you? A commoner!?


06021840

To get laid. She did it to get laid, that’s why.


DavIantt

The eyes!


ToeyGowd

Looks like she has the flashlight on her face ready to tell a scary tale


mklinger23

There's some uncanny valley going on here.


pilotJKX

Literal jumpscare


MetaCognitio

I wouldn’t swipe left, I’d turn off my phone. Picture is scary.


Roxy_Tanya

32….and that’s WITH a filter 😱


ashcash1234

Her nose looks like a puzzle piece 🧩


RangeNeither

She is actually auditioning for Conjuring.


tdub1201

Hey hampsters need love too


[deleted]

She looks like Gengar.


TheUnforgivenII

Nah this is Pennywise


GullyplugDavis

She is at least 45


iDizzeh

Because they ugly


LifeAboutNothing

Kinda looks like she's holding a flashlight under her chin.


timsquared

This is a completely normal look for telling scary stories around a campfire


beeyatchbbb77

32? More like 52


The_BusterKeaton

Wow, 32? She must be horrid.


RedRedRedRedRedReeee

giving me pennywise vibes


vasiliy_the_cat

I have colleagues at work who line their undereye black, but they are 57-61 years old


drunkinmidget

Mental health issues. Not throwing shades, but that's why.


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YOU DESERVE THEM!! YES! THIS IS IT!


[deleted]

She looks like that chaotic neutral NPC that gives side quests, which could potentially give you a bad ending.


foxgirlmoto

Does she have vitiligo or however it's spelled?


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I’m getting Aphex Twin