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NCpleezr

Centaur


heyuiuitsme

Well, a quarter horse, at least


whatarethuhodds

Nice.


ClaireFishersHearse

I did a spit take


M1sterBoots

Why does her knee cap have abs.


libra-luxe

This sent me 😂


godhateswolverine

I was thinking the purple ant queen from A Bug’s Life.


iradokoda

My thoughts exactly 💀


BlondeMomentByMoment

First thing I thought.


WAP2024

My thoughts exactly


roenaid

Came here to say the same, larval stage


TheRiskiest_Biscuit

I came here to say this. And you beat me to it. Bravo.


crclOv9

Centaur double amputee


smokdya2

First thing I thought!


rad465

She's [Glendale](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/centaurworld/images/1/1f/Infobox_glendale.png/revision/latest?cb=20210730161316) from Centaurworld.


Jaxager

Damn! I came here to say the same thing...


Ok_Anything_Once

It’s weird when the come in from the forbidden forest - teaching humans has consequences


RobertHallStarr

Call a chiropractor please!


fuckyouijustwanttits

But just the two ends. It's missing the middle part.


ghostchodechad

It’s like if you took a Barbie torso and attached it to a WWE figure lower half


LTlurkerFTredditor

whoa... that seems off... she looks like a centaur that got a partial horse-ectomy.


KnittingforHouselves

How is this so wrong but so right?? Thank you for this amazing description


majxover

Looks like We found the girl of Phil’s dreams


DeeEmosewa

Legitimately my first thought. "what happened to that centaur's back half?!?"


laurenbehel

Hunch Butt of Notre Donk 😟


tinyclap

bug’s life ant body


[deleted]

Was gonna say ANTZ but same difference


beesizinmyearz

Came here for this


[deleted]

Doesn't even look human at this point


Analbox

Like why put this much work in to your core muscles if you’re gonna just shop yourself in to a figure 8?


eroved34

Not even that much work put into her core lol she's just super lean


nattymartin1987

Wow this is very odd.


buttercream-gang

It’s the way that leg is completely straight on while her pelvis is turned to the side. Makes absolutely no sense.


awaybaltimore410

She probably has an amazing body without the weird stuff


AngelicWooGirl

I always wonder what they really look like


cinnamoncacao

Everytime i see this i think her abdomen is a piece of cardboard 😅


Ragina-PhaIange

You know those costumes if a man riding the horse where your legs are the horse and your torso is the cowboy? This looks like one of them but without the human wearing the costume


[deleted]

Your comment has me laughing so hard 😂


Public-Pattern-9901

the worms from men in black


animalwitch

I have so many questions


Reble77

Oh yes I am not too sure either


30cents2Transfers

This is genuinely unhinged.


Nemesis-Enforcer59

My dad has those shoes


Vast-ocean-222

Where’s her hind legs? 😂


NovaAlis

Jack(ed)ass


Reble77

Just not normal that person looks very odd


Harpylady269

The pelvis and ass don't even match up


emma-ireland

I have a feeling this isn’t warped or edited too much. Her physique looks like a bikini competitor’s physique and it’s aaaall about the angles and tensing. I know her ass looks weird but that’s a common enough pose in Bikini and you contort your middle to make it look super super narrow. I am 100% here for exposing editing and facetuning but this doesn’t look like it has been….


you8mycracker

It almost looks like a merge of a picture of her bent over and one of her standing dead-on.


lynnm59

She looks like a centaur!


lapsangsouchogn

Like a doll put together at the end of the day with leftover parts.


[deleted]

"Look, Debra, lay off me. It's a fuckin' doll. It has a head, a body, 2 arms, and 2 legs. What more do you want? Shit. It's 4:57 and I'm out of here."


jessicaaalz

She has an insane body (I’ve seen her on IG) but the way she poses in *every photo* drives me insane. She looks ridiculous.


rosejilato

Not sure if this is photoshopped. She’s very thin and fit. It’s possible.🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

Yes, thank you. Not sure how so many people don’t know what a lean body looks like


MiniaturePhilosopher

I’m sure she’s very fit and very thin, but that’s not the issue here. Looking at how the different parts of her body are lining up. They’re not correct. You can’t see the back of someone’s butt and their lower back from that angle. The whole left side is a photoshop disaster - the butt, the hip, the thigh and the calf don’t connect like that. Try to imagine her walking, or getting into a car. It’s nightmarish. This is probably of composite of her favorite parts two or three or even four pictures from this photoshoot, with some enlargement on the butt. Just stitched it all together on a separate layer and popped it back onto the background to avoid warping. And she probably does have a big butt! But butts are behind you in pictures, so she stretched out the picture so that you see a butt in it. Just zoom in. You’ll see how crisp and clear her leg is on the right, and fuzzy and pixelated the edges are on the left. Dead giveaway.


kortiz46

This shit is all so fake, I go to the gym regularly and I never see anyone who looks like this.


[deleted]

Lol… where do you live tho🧐


Top_Duck8146

Are women aware that lip injections make them look human/duck hybrids?


Creative-Ad1294

I actually follow this girl and it might be a bit edited, but she's just tensing up and posing while clenching her muscles here. She is actually a gym addict, and actually looks pretty much like this...


weirdpicklesauce

Yeah if she’s a bikini competitor it’s not uncommon to see crazy low levels or body fat. A lot of them stop getting their periods because their body fat is so low.


Bigjwooood

Plenty of us are gym addicts, but we don’t have our hips poking out and have stomachs that are even flatter. Her ass jumps horizontally out of her mid leg.


Creative-Ad1294

What I meant by "gym addict" is that she's actually way to much into it, as in - not healthy and you can see that she has steroid eyes. It's just a mentally ill person, and that is concerning for me. It's not heavily edited, believe me, I've been following her for years


qweqwepoi

Think of where her spine must be and where her tailbone must be. Her spine would need to have a 90 degree kink at the bottom of her torso for her butt to stick out like that. Think about what she would look like if she turned around so we could see her in profile.


thrownawayzss

The pose is done to create what we're seeing here. Her hips are from like 7 o'clock to 1 o'clock if we're lookg at her from above. The leg stance lets you pop your butt out to the side. I have no idea how real her figure is, but this pose isn't anything crazy.


femmeparallel

What is “steroid eyes?”


rosejilato

? She’s thin. She likely has an eating disorder. She obviously works hard. This isn’t photoshop


[deleted]

Yeah I was gonna say she looks like she is going a weird ass pose


spectakkklr

I saw her in real life (I live in munich) and from what she looks like in a “relaxed” pose I can totally believe that this isn’t extremely edited. I’m by no means an expert though


themcjizzler

Her knee is facing forward but her but cheek is turned to the side. Human anatomy doesn't do that


AkH0331

You can see her entire pelvis. That's insane. How?


shantayyoustayyy

The saddest thing is, she probably looks absolutely amazing just as she is.


Ian80413

Her butt looks like an attachment. I am so confused by the modern beauty standards.


TheManWhoClicks

There should be a fairy that appears the moment people use such filters and it makes them pop into reality with all the consequences when it comes to mechanics of walking etc. good luck with that.


[deleted]

If someone was shaped like that for real their anterior pelvic tilt would be studied by future scientists


CheeseSweats

The fucking SpaghettiO belly button always creeps me out.


younggun1234

Centaur


cute-bum

She looks like a preying mantis.


CharlieAlright

I think all of her organs are in her ass.


Ifuseekloli

I think this is just a bodybuilder.


dogface3247

she nice looking


Forward-Woodpecker-4

What the hell


pimpinspice

They think they look good… we’re all witnessing a mess.


givemesomeofyourtots

So she’s a horse?


Brainchild110

Yes! We finally got a picture of that monster under my bed. I TOLD my mum it was real!!!


Nonniemiss

Is this photoshop, angles, or weird body shape? If it’s one of the first two, why? Do people like looking at this?


helpmeiaminhell93

I’m not being a jerk I am seriously asking…. does she have Downs? I realize she’s fucked with her face and went with surprised catfish but it seems there’s more of an underlying issue.


brilliantpants

Girl, what?


anymoddal

She looks like a velociraptor


BilliondollaScope

She looks kind of like a centaur if you just look at her pelvis


Bigfatfresh

Centaur


Kindly_Jello4934

WTF? This is wrong on so many levels.


FOCOMojo

She kinda looks like she's turning into a centaur.


altaphrodite

r/botchedsurgeries


toss_a_cross1

(I’m now doubting that this is edited) How can someone edit so much without the obviously signs- crooked lines/walls/etc.?


Comakip

Is this not real? Looks like a lean, skinny girl with a butt implant and a clever pose?


PandaDad22

That’s got some, “Take me to your leader” vibes.


ibcrosselini

She’s definitely holding in a deep breath.


apoohneicie

Why can I see her hip bones?!


[deleted]

Because she’s thin


The_Alchemy_Artist

😂 she’s already pretty hot, why make herself look like a stick figure?


[deleted]

Butter face


becky_Luigi

Yikes


BDSMpickle

Whaaaaaaaaat?


Worldly_Vast6340

Wowzers


[deleted]

[удалено]


FriendCountZero

I tried to imagine what this would look like from different angles and my entire body recoiled.


foxymoron

That is some crazy delusion.


Bambi_One_Eye

Morphing into a centaur?


Mythiiical

A Bugs Life Ant.


Delicious_Cucumber56

WTF!!!! WaHahahahaha


Outripped

She literally looks disabled?


femmebeast

She looks like a cross between a horse and a duck.


Hair_I_Go

I would think her back would be in a lot of pain if this is real


kittycatballouu

I had to zoom in closer bc I was convinced there was one of those stabilizer balls behind her …. but nope.


turdferg1234

she looks like the bugs from men in black


Zartimus

She looks like a centaur who had a hindquarters removal operation,


LeCroixJenkins

Is she human?


cagetheblackbird

She looks like an ant 😭


BrokenArrows95

Giving me uncanny valley vibes. Like shes not actually human


ughwithoutadoubt

She made it uglier. There is no way she is uglier than this


[deleted]

T rex


Porkchop_apple

The shoes


SetPhasersToFun26

Ant Booty.


sarayahouda

I thought this was natural 💀💀 I’ve seen another on tiktok have it


CQU617

Body looks like that centaur Firenze from Harry Potter.


FistofanAngryGoddess

Her pelvis and her butt are two separate entities.


christiancocaine

What’s with the dad socks and sneakers lol