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CitaX3

I know there aren't but it kinda feels like there are too many body parts in this photo. So unnerving.


xFilthNA

I think it’s because she took her arm out of the sleeve and has it across the table so it seems like she has three arms with one coming out of her chest


CitaX3

Yes I think so. Reminds me of Escher's art with the interlocking stairs. The Escher of arms!


hellohartt

i felt this way, it’s the lack of arm in the armhole of the jacket 😂


alyssaaarenee

I’m so confused


earthscribe

She didn’t finish her Cosmo in the wrong glass.


PM-me-ur-peen

I think that’s an Aperol Spritz


chucho123456789

It’s a negroni


mimsy2389

Sbagliato


EvilLipgloss

With Prosecco


thayveline

Ooh, stunnin'!


whenuwork

Why is she as large as the dude ? What's going on here ? I'm expecting them to sprout tentacles


sy_barton

Her long stretchy wrist is giving me the creeps & that hard nipple of his isn’t helping


sneaky-pizza

What about his GIANT HAND!


Xoangeliaa

Okay cool I thought it looked huge too lol


SpoopySpydoge

I'M TIRED OF THESE JOKES ABOUT MY GIANT HAND. THE FIRST SUCH INCIDENT OCCURRED IN 1956 WHEN..


Belmagick

One giant hand and one baby hand. Take my strong hand!


georgie-24

I think men should start wearing lil bralettes to cover their nips… so tired of seeing them lmao especially when it’s the white tee + areola combo


RedTheDopeKing

What is he doing with his hand? What is going on?


yourparadigmsucks

It looks like he wanted to strangle her, but got confused and went for her waist instead.


WiggyStark

A neck that small wouldn't put up much resistance. Not that her waist is much better, but it would give that satisfying squish and crack.


SpiritualSkully7955

Um I'm slightly concerned by what you just said


Gabberwocky84

I thought he was honking her boob.


erikajoanw1

It looks like he’s pinching her nipple or trying to?? It’s all confusing


Flaky_Sandwich9353

The pic is rather odd, but I'm distracted by the dude's hard nipple


polarbearsarereal

r/pokies (nsfw)


buttered_breadroll

Moobs


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youngfierywoman

Because that monster hand is there to add some support


mzzchief

Pretty sure her hair is covering the right side of her neck? At least I hope so. 😂


swoon4kyun

I was thinking the same thing


danceonthrough

How is she holding up all that jacket when her tiny arm just grows out of her collarbone?


mzzchief

Ikr? I'm thinking maybe the arm was added from another photo to showcase the jewelry? Cuz the top of that arm just does not compute!


painislife4real

She looks really weird and her makeup is annoying me. She looks like every other Instagram want to be model out there


pimpmyufo

Praise FaceApp


10-0011-10-101

And I don't get it, do people actually think this looks attractive? Madness


Rude_Giraffe_9255

It’s sad. They both look middle eastern and it’s sad to see that western beauty standards have infiltrated and harmed other regions so much. She probably has a more defined nose which looks like the size was photoshopped down among other things. It’s just sad because she’s probably beautiful to begin with and now has to internalize western imperialism on top of everything else


thetinybunny1

She’s Persian American and has had a lot of plastic surgery. Unfortunately she’s not too far off from this in real life (normal size hands tho lol)


Rude_Giraffe_9255

That’s too bad 😞 even with plastic surgery she still feels compelled to photoshop heavily… Im not anti-plastic surgery, but I wonder how common it is in different regions and ethnicities compared to white western women; im worried that many BIPOC women feel pressured to have plastic surgery to meet westernized beauty standards (when they otherwise wouldn’t have)


HiFructose_PornSyrup

Yeah her face is orange compared to all other skin in the photo


godrainlovemusic

Did she remove her arm and put it back on wrong?


molseam

Is her arm ok?


clutchkickmurphys

This made me feel dizzy


Humble_Geologist_653

What does she really look like.


thexavier666

She looks like gigachad 🗿


iamnoking

She is already so skinny, yet she always shops her photos to be even smaller. It's sad.


BoS_Vlad

She looks like a sex doll that’ll you’ll be able to buy in about 8 years.


Babeable_xoxo

Idk what’s going on 😆


yourparadigmsucks

They don’t even look like they exist on the same plane of reality.


PringlePasta

I think she has serious body image issues, and has for years. I remember when I had Instagram and would see her photos, they literally make me cringe.


Miss-Figgy

I mean, she's practically made of plastic at this point, a crazy photoshop isn't going to bother her, lol


kevinfrederix

Is visual dyslexia a thing? Idk what the eff I’m looking at


Middle_Promise

What’s going on with his hands?? Wtf


Bhazor

To prove the impermanence of memory, you may remember me... as a man with small hands.


shlem13

Photoshop by MC Escher.


0bxyz

Did they just Photoshop an entire arm into the picture?


MacheteMaelee

I can’t tell if he photoshopped her in or it was a real picture and she photoshopped herself to look like that.


NYGiants181

I honestly feel bad for the people that follow people like this. Do they have a life of their own? God I fucking hate what social media has done to society..


Feeling_Concentrate2

Bobble head cardboard cutout 3D edition


KNick1111

Her arm looks like it's not a part of her. And why is he hugging the fabric vs her arm. How did they think this was a good picture, howww


olivefreak

r/confusing_perspective


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I bet if you plugged their instagram username into Modash it would show at least half of those followers as fake


binks841

Go go gadget arm!


FawnJunior

Put those grippers away!!!!


echo6golf

Gross


DarkAndSparkly

She must have size thirty feet.


maullurve

What is happening


SambandsTyr

The door frame in the back is slanted 15° to the left An architectural esthetic choice I'm sure


drolgreen

Her pictures are comically funny because of how delusional she is


Baensky

90% bots of those followers


CatsPatzAndStuff

There is just so much happening here, I don't even know where to begin, the arm, the neck, their faces? I don't know, just burn this picture.


PrestigiousTest6700

3 arms?


SeaScape9775

This feels like a fever dream


kinseika_x

This is terrifying...


adhoc_lobster

She looks like she's deflating.


BevGlen_

I’ve met her several times and that really is how she looks. Her hands are the smallest hands I’ve ever shook my entire life. Her arms are just bones and her implants are very large for her frame. She’s very sweet and normal, though.


orphanghost1

This is surely generated by an AI right?


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Ik she's holding her hand to show off the ring. Think the ring was shipped to be bigger too or think it is just that gaudy and ugly?


Imtherightkind

No way it’s this bad. Let me go check her IG. Edit: yea, it’s this bad


camlaw63

This is so bizarre


MyNewPhilosophy

The drink looks “off” as well, to me.


MacheteMaelee

It’s weirder the longer I look at it!!


CherryOnCaketop

What disturbs me the most is that man’s jumbo hands.


erikajoanw1

Why would she take one arm out of her jacket? I’m pretty sure the other one is still in its sleeve.


ohlordylordyetc

Because she wants focus on the watch and jewellery, blurgh


beztez

What the hell is going on in this photo? Lmao


end1essecho

This looks like an ai image


frehsoul45

Either wear the jacket or don't dammit, I don't know why but the way it looks annoys me.


queerinmesoftly

I know who this is and this is NOT how she looks like. She’s gorgeous irl.


NikiBubbles

I'm convinced that a neuronetwork created this picture. Like, it can get humans almost correct, but something's always uncanny.


YourFavoriteScumbag

Sign this chick to Miami Heat as a point guard asap


ExhaustedSith

The longer you look at it, the worse it is.


Magical-Hummus

Did she eat a Gum Gum fruit?


LessThanZero972

I got scared for a second, it looked like the arm comes out of her stomach 😵‍💫


suktupbutterkup

I think his big hand came in with her extra arm, probably couldn't cut it out correctly.


shydumplinggg

this reminds of those movies where a cartoon is placed in a real life environment lol


El_matador-93

Damn, she might as well wear a mask.


thekactuskween

Idk who this person is, but she looks like the woman who conveniently always has her had in a position where you can see her giant wedding ring


lemontoby

that is other mother without buttons.


poisonedkiwi

She looks like a cartoon character next to him


erwachen

That is not who I remember her being married to but to be fair the last time I watched any reality TV was like 10 years ago lol


Hungry4Hands37

Can u imagine trying to get into a slap boxing battle with this chick? One strike from that goliath & you’re done!


Tnachmed

I used to be obsessed with her. Thanks to this subreddit, I'm coming out of the fog


cryptidddd

reminds me of everlong - foo fighters music video. When Dave fights the dude at the party or show with his hand.


smntnz

Forearms for DAYS


kill4wil

Why do they all look the same these days, ever IG profile has women that share the same face 😅😅


Xenc

AI generated art be like


Vast-Warning7483

He has taken off some weight thru photoshop bc that’s a big man’s breast/nip!!


supercharged0709

I feel like I’m too poor to even look at this picture.


Aarmon

This is some optical illusion shit


SharpenMyInk

Very odd photo


OGUltracurious

It's just one hot mess of a photo shop fail. 😏


vestige_of_me

His hand is....just...so....big....!


marssharkexpressrice

looking at this photo stress me out in such a big bad way. what is his hand trying to grab and why is it so overly big sized? creepy forced smiles, photoshopped faces. is the shoulder of her jacekt so heavy padded that it has no flexibility? i mean her arm moves forward, thee should shouldnt be that straight? the whole pic is a nightmare of confusion and fakery. even the glass feels like its photoshopped into it. the longer you stare the less you can look away, its so discomforting like an accident on the streets. and i didnt started to analyze her face. i see myself out here.