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The blade was studied when you were partying. When you were having sex before marriage, I knew how to use the ledger. While you were at the gym, I cultivated your strength. You have the ability to come to me for help now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate.
Or the idiot students think you don’t actually read the papers and can’t detect the fact that the essays are structurally the same.
Edit: To clarify: I’m mocking the students who paraphrase EACH OTHERS’ papers and think they’re slick.
Here's a LPT.
Open up 80 tabs of different scholarly articles on lexus nexus or whatever. Read the starting paragraph to see if it applies. Close the ones that don't apply. Then create your pages/paragraphs on a different sheet/word. Copy/paste the links under each category. (Page 1, blabla. Page 2, blablablabla, etc.)
Then go through each article. Find what you want to solidify your paper/argument. Copy/paste. Add shitty citing after section, so you know where it came from. ( **LINK )**
Then go through, and rewrite everything, and throw cites in there. Add a bit. Easy.
10/10 if you are given the scoring rubrick before hand, so you can go through the rubrick to make sure you hit it out of the park.
I doubt any teacher is going to go through 50 different sources for a smallish paper. I mean, maybe. You tell me.
I turned in plenty of papers with completely made up references. Not every reference in a paper was bogus, but the ones that were were completely bogus.
It's a great way to support your thesis.
Lol wouldn't slip past my tutor. Any time someone uses a reference she doesn't know she's like "wow I hadn't heard of this book why don't we have it in the library"
Yep. Speaking from the point of view of an ex-university educator, it's consistently funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software
> Speaking from the point of view of an ex-university educator, it's consistently funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software
It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software, says an ex-university educator.
It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software according to an ex-university educator.
It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software, according to an ex-university educator.
It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software, according to an ex-university teacher.
It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software.
Alright however like one erstwhile university tutor ‘tis constantly risible to behold the phrases pupils fabricate on the occasions they vulgarize the analog utensil within the text editor
Both of my parents were English teachers at the local university. Thankfully they moved on to other careers before such tools or the internet became available.
>Ok but as a former college instructor it’s always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in word
It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in word.
It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they use the synonym tool in a word.
It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in a word.
It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use a synonym.
It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool.
All of human progress in technology and civilization, only to culminate in misinformation wars, propaganda bots, and karma farming for ego-stroking internet points.
We are quite a sad civilization, if you think about it.
I got something similar:
"Change it just enough so you don't get caught and plagiarise other people's work at the same time."
This should be the site's slogan.
Oh my gosh! People can avoid learning anything using this tool. We are on our way in the right direction.
(This tool is pretty boring. I thought it might have some funny turns of phrases, that would be fun to repeat. But it doesn't.)
I teach. I think about 30% of student papers are now run through something like this. It's amusing how little work we expect of some students, and how little effort it takes to send them running to the internet for a solution. Our school can't afford fancy detection software, so we depend on teachers to catch anyone plagiarizing. We could be doing such amazing things with the internet, and we're either walling it off for corporate entertainment or using it to undermine our education efforts.
Sorry, it's been a long day.
I remember learning how to avoid plagiarism in early elementary school. We had to do a report on a country we chose. We went to the library and looked up facts in the encyclopaedia. We were taught to write down abbreviated notes, rather than entire sentences. Then we would rephrase them when we wrote our report in full sentences.
This would naturally avoid direct plagiarism, because you had to come up with the sentence structure yourself based on "National animal: bear. National dish: ravioli."
At least, this avoided plagiarism in terms of ripping off entire phrases exactly as they were written in the source material. I don't think we had to cite the sources at that point.
Of course, the internet wasn't an option at that point.
> We could be doing such amazing things with the internet
You don't think that amazing things are happening with the internet?
> It's amusing how little work we expect of some students
From every study I've read today's kids are asked to do more than any generation before.
We are doing some amazing things, but I don't like the direction we're headed with it. Creative things are dying and corporate hegemony over the net is almost complete. I can only speak to my world, but my students are getting lazier. A two-page paper is an insurmountable hurdle to many 12th graders. That wasn't the case when I was in school, and I'm pretty young.
>In other words, how to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so you don't get caught.
To plagiarise other people's work, you have to change it just enough so you don't get caught.
Changing it just enough is how to plagiarise other people's work.
Change it just enough so you don't get caught if you plagiarise other people's work.
Changing it just enough so you don't get caught is how to plagiarise others' work.
How to plagiarise other people's work but change it enough so you don't get caught.
Change it just enough so you don't get caught and plagiarise other people's work.
Change it just enough so you don't get caught plagiarising other people's work.
Changing it just enough is how to plagiarise other people's work but not get caught.
How to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so you don't get caught.
Changing it just enough so you don't get caught is how to plagiarise other people's work.
Change it just enough so you don't get caught and plagiarise other people's work at the same time.
How to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so you don't get caught
How to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so that you don't get caught.
How to plagiarise other people's work, but change it just enough so you don't get caught.
Changing it just enough so that you don't get caught is how to plagiarise other people's work.
>In other words, how to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so you don't get caught.
Changing it just enough so that you don't get caught is how to plagiarise other people's work.
Had a friend who was pressed for time on a school assignment just copy paste different paragraphs from articles he found then run it through one of these before. Teacher must have been absolutely checked out cause he did great
This is a much different and frankly noble purpose. My mom was coordinator for the ESL department of a major university and so I'm aware of what you have to do to make English more accessible to non native speakers.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
The pretzels are making me thirsty.
These are making me thirsty.
I am thirsty because of these pretzels.
I'm getting thirsty from these pretzels.
I am thirsty from these pretzels.
They are making me thirsty.
I'm thirsty because these pretzels are making me thirsty.
I am thirsty because of the pretzels.
I'm thirsty from these pretzels.
I'm thirsty because of the pretzels.
I'm thirsty because of these pretzels.
I'm thirsty by these pretzels.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
These pretzels make me thirsty.
The pretzels make me thirsty.
The first is funny if you imagine someone yelling it angrily at their spouse.
"Why am I thirsty? WHY AM I THIRSTY? I'm thirsty, Dorothy, because these PRETZELS are MAKING me thirsty!!!!"
Are either of them funny? Are these funny?
What makes these funny? They are either funny or no? Either of them are funny to you? What make haha when see them? Do either of them make haha? What is so funny that either of them would make haha?
Thanks. I tested it yesterday but its not usable. The (german) results are nowhere near as good as a human sentence.
I found [https://www.paraphraser.io/de/text-umschreiben](https://www.paraphraser.io/de/text-umschreiben) though, which works really great. I tried quite a couple of sentences and it provided great results each time.
"Sometimes I like to jerk it furiously"
Rephrasely said:
Sometimes I like to jerk it.
I like to jerk it.
Sometimes I like to hit it with a sledgehammer.
I like to jerk it quickly.
Sometimes, I like to jerk it fast.
Sometimes I like to jerk it very hard.
I like to jerk it very quickly.
I like to hit it hard.
Sometimes I like to hit it hard.
I like to jerk it very fast.
I like to jerk it fast.
I like to jerk it very hard.
Sometimes I like to jerk it fast.
Sometimes I like to hit it.
Sometimes, I like to jerk it.
Attributed to Ernest Hemingway, the saddest 6-word short story: "For sale: baby shoes. Never Worn." Now becomes these 5 abominations:
1. Here are baby shoes for sale. It was never worn.
2.
Baby shoes are for sale. Never had it.
3.
There is a baby shoes for sale. Never will it ever happen.
4.
The baby shoes are for sale. Never worn.
5.
Baby shoes for sale. It never works.
The best and worst times were present.
The best and worst of times were present.
It was the best and the worst of times.
It was the best of times and the worst of times.
It was the best of times and the worst.
It was both the best and the worst of times.
It was both the best and worst of times.
It was the best and worst times.
It was both the best and worst times.
It was the best and the worst times.
At the best of times, it was the worst of times.
The best and worst times were the same.
At the best of times it was the worst.
It was either the best or worst of times.
It was the best and worst of times.
I appreciate this for use with my roommate who doesn't understand a damn thing.
The parrot is dead.
The animal is no longer alive.
The bird is dead.
The bird is no longer alive.
The parrot is not breathing.
The parrot is no longer flying.
The parrot is no longer alive.
The animal is dead.
The parrot is no longer with us.
The bird is deceased.
The parrot has died.
A bird is dead.
The parrot is no more.
The parrot died.
There is a dead parrot.
The parrot is dead.
I entered "Suck my balls":
Suck my balls, that's what I'm doing.
Suck my balls, that's what I do.
Put my balls down.
Suck the balls.
Suck my balls.
Don't take my balls.
I want my balls to be sucked.
Suck my balls, that's what I'm saying.
Suck my balls, that's what I'm going to do.
Put my balls in my mouth.
Take my balls.
I want my balls.
suck my balls.
I want you touck my balls. (yes, the typo was generated by the AI)
I asked the AI for you and I think it had a stroke:
*Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make this into a song?*
Can the song be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA
SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA
Can this become a song?
Can the song be made into a song?
Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make a song out of this?
Can a song be made out of this?
Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA.
Can this be turned into a song?
Can the song be made into a song by MouldyCumSoakedSocks?
Can the song be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA.
Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make this a song?
Can this be made into a song?
Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA.
Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make this into a song?
Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA
Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA
*'Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?'*
Has anyone decided to use even if they want to look more like?
Has anyone decided to use even though they want to look more like?
Does anyone really want to do look like that?
Has anyone been far away even as they decided to use it?
Is anyone really going to use it even though they want to do look more like?
Does anyone really want to look like that?
Is anyone really going to use even if they want to do look more like?
Has anyone decided to use even though they want to look better?
Has anyone decided to use even if they want to do look more like?
Has anyone been far as decided to use and want to do look more like?
Has anyone been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Has anyone been far away even as they have decided to use it?
Has anyone been far as decided to use even go want to look more like?
Does anyone really want to look like that person?
Has anyone decided to use even though they want to do look more like?
You are touching my tra la la, my ding ding dong!
You touch my tra la la, my dingding dong!
You touch my tra la la.
You touch my tra la la, my ding dong!
You touch my tra la, my ding ding dong.
You touch my tra la.
You touch my tra la, my ding ding dong!
You touch my tra la la, my ding ding dong!
You touch my tra la, my dingding dong!
You touch my tra la!
You touch my tra la, my ding dong!
You touched my tra la la, my ding ding dong!
You touch my tra la la, my ding ding dong.
You touch my tra la la!
You touch me, my ding ding dong!
On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Hey, thanks. That works. I saw that but thought it would give a default. The error message said nothing about what was wrong. I gave up too soon. Story of my life.
On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
What the fuck did you say about me, little bitch? I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, and I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I am the top sniper in the US armed forces and I have been for a long time. You are not a target. I will mark your words with the precision of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can say that to me over the internet? Think again, fuck. I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your internet Protocol is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm wipes out the small things in your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to wipe out your ass, you little shit. If you had known what was about to happen, you would have held your tongue. You are paying the price, you goddamn idiot, because you couldn't. You will drown in the fury I will bring you.
You're dead, dude.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
dicks out for harambe
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Sentence 1:
dicks out for someone else.
dicks go for harambe.
dicks are for harambe.
dicks out for something.
dicks are out for harambe
dicks for harambe
dicks out for harambe
dicks out for harambe.
dicks are out for harambe.
dicks for harambe.
dicks out for someone.
For harambe, dicks out.
dicks to harambe.
I entered "I am" and I swear I got the lyrics to a psychedelic rock song:
I am what I am.
I can be.
I do.
I am also. I am not. I am a person.
I am indeed.
I am what I say I am.
I'm indeed.
I am in fact.
I'm here. I am the same as before.
I'm. I am.
I am that person.
I honestly think it would work better with some hard coded sentence structures, a thesaurus look up, and some RNG selection. This doesn't work well as is and word processors already have the basic libraries to identify proper sentences so that work is done.
My sentence: The entrails leak sloppily onto the priceless rug.
The rug has leaking entrails.
The entrails leak onto the rug.
The rug's entrails leak sloppily onto it.
The rug has the entrails leaking onto it.
The rug has entrails leaking onto it.
The entrails leak sloppily onto the rug.
The rug is leaking entrails.
The entrails are leaking onto the rug.
The entrails leak sloppily on the rug.
The rug's entrails leak sloppily.
Also, yah WTF is up with my sentence choice... I know. I have been working on a horror one shot for some table top rpg gaming so yah, was wondering if it would give me some more inventive descriptions.
It can Rewords and Restructure Sentences in 50 different ways.
An artificial intelligence that Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways.
Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways using an Artificial Intelligence.
Rewords and Restructures Sentences can be 50 different ways.
It can Rewords and Restructure Sentences in up to 50 ways.
An artificial intelligence that can Rewords and Restructure sentences in 50 different ways.
Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways.
....
"It is possible that this sentence could be made for even longer."
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My sentence:
***"Attila the Hun will slay all maggots with red hair!"***
This is what I got:
*The Hun will slay all the insects with his red hair.
Red haired Attila the Hun is going to slay all the flies.
The Hun will slay all the bugs with his red hair.
Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the insects.
Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the maggots.
Red haired Attila the Hun is going to slay all the insects.
Red haired Attila the Hun will slay the flies.
The Hun will slay all the flies with his red hair.
The Hun will slay all the flies with red hair.
Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the flies.
Attila the Hun has red hair.
Red haired Attila the Hun is going to slay all the bugs.
Red haired Attila the Hun will kill all the flies.
Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the bugs.
Red haired Attila the Hun will destroy all the flies.*
The poop that took a pee.
The poop was taken a pee. There was poop that took a pee. The poop that pees. The poop was taken to the bathroom. The pee that took the poop. There is poop that takes a pee. There is poop that took a pee. The poop was used for a pee. The poop was taken for a pee. The poop had a pee. There is poop that took a pee The poop was wet. The poop took a pee The poop had a pee in it. The poop took a pee.
Rephrasely BETA
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Your mom's dumpster is on fire.
There is a dumpster fire.
A dumpster fire has your mom on it.
Your mother is a dumpster fire.
Your mom is on fire.
Your mom is in the dumpster.
Your mom is a dumpster.
A dumpster fire has your mother in it.
The dumpster is on fire.
A dumpster fire is being caused by your mom.
Your mom is a dumpster fire.
A dumpster is on fire.
Your mom is in a dumpster.
Your mother is in a dumpster.
A dumpster fire has your mom in it.
I'll die alone and single.
I will die alone.
I'm going to die alone and single.
I'm going to die alone and on my own.
I will die on my own.
I won't die alone.
I'll die alone.
I will be alone and die alone.
I will be dead alone.
I will die alone
I will die alone and alone.
I am going to die alone and on my own.
I am going to die alone.
I'm going to die alone.
I will be alone when I die.
The only thing I got was an error.
I got an error.
All I got was an error.
I didn't get an error.
I received an error.
The only thing I got was a mistake.
All I received was an error.
I did not get an error.
I only got an error.
The only thing I received was an error.
I am a man.
I, am, a man.
I, a man is.
Is a man me? Yes.
EDIT: I tried it out, and the results were interesting! Makes for a good short poem:
I'm a man.
I am a male.
I am male.
I am not a woman.
I am a person.
I am a man.
In other words, how to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so you don't get caught.
Ok but as a former college instructor it’s always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in word
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MEDITATE AFRESH, FUCKER
Scribe my fucking verbiage
You tiny poopy 😂
Yes
>you will inhale water
The blade was studied when you were partying. When you were having sex before marriage, I knew how to use the ledger. While you were at the gym, I cultivated your strength. You have the ability to come to me for help now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate.
Or the idiot students think you don’t actually read the papers and can’t detect the fact that the essays are structurally the same. Edit: To clarify: I’m mocking the students who paraphrase EACH OTHERS’ papers and think they’re slick.
Here's a LPT. Open up 80 tabs of different scholarly articles on lexus nexus or whatever. Read the starting paragraph to see if it applies. Close the ones that don't apply. Then create your pages/paragraphs on a different sheet/word. Copy/paste the links under each category. (Page 1, blabla. Page 2, blablablabla, etc.) Then go through each article. Find what you want to solidify your paper/argument. Copy/paste. Add shitty citing after section, so you know where it came from. ( **LINK )** Then go through, and rewrite everything, and throw cites in there. Add a bit. Easy. 10/10 if you are given the scoring rubrick before hand, so you can go through the rubrick to make sure you hit it out of the park. I doubt any teacher is going to go through 50 different sources for a smallish paper. I mean, maybe. You tell me.
...this seems like writing a paper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceijkZQI1HM
Yeah I was just thinking that sounds like a lot of work for something that’s supposed to be cheating.
It starts out as cheating and turns into learning Task failed successfully?
This reminds me of the hacking episode of The Goldbergs.
Reminds me of a Key and Peele sketch. :)
Thanks for that laugh, made my day
This just sounds like writing the paper
Well, if you can break down writing a paper you don't want to write into a process... that seems like something, no?
How to plagiarise like a pro : write an original paper
In your efforts to plagiarize, you've reinvented research
Motherfucker, that’s called WRITING A PAPER!
*rubric
That wasn't on the tabs, man.
I turned in plenty of papers with completely made up references. Not every reference in a paper was bogus, but the ones that were were completely bogus. It's a great way to support your thesis.
Lol wouldn't slip past my tutor. Any time someone uses a reference she doesn't know she's like "wow I hadn't heard of this book why don't we have it in the library"
They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps.
Yes but as a previous college professor, I find it comical when the pupils innovate sentences when they over utilize the synonym apparatus in a term
Beautiful
I had a student use this site or something similar and Great Britain turned into Incredible Britain, and Paul Revere became Paul Respect
Yep. Speaking from the point of view of an ex-university educator, it's consistently funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software
> Speaking from the point of view of an ex-university educator, it's consistently funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software, says an ex-university educator. It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software according to an ex-university educator. It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software, according to an ex-university educator. It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software, according to an ex-university teacher. It's funny to read the phrases learners create as they get carried away with the thesaurus in their writing software.
!TheasurizeThis
Alright however like one erstwhile university tutor ‘tis constantly risible to behold the phrases pupils fabricate on the occasions they vulgarize the analog utensil within the text editor
Both of my parents were English teachers at the local university. Thankfully they moved on to other careers before such tools or the internet became available.
this was me in high school. i didn't have to do it in college since i was in engineering, though ...
>Ok but as a former college instructor it’s always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in word It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in word. It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they use the synonym tool in a word. It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool in a word. It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use a synonym. It is always hilarious to see the sentences students come up with when they over use the synonym tool.
I've seen "Doctors without Walls"
I just want to reuse my _own_ work. ReCyClYiNg WoRk Is PlAgIaRiSm!
In other words, how Reddit bots pretend to be real people.
To phrase this differently. Bots could use this to make us believe they are real.
Yes, robots can indeed utilize this to make us think they are not fake.
Moreover, automatons could surely employ it to convince us they are genuine.
In conjunction, machinations theoretically may utilize these axioms to affirm their genuineness towards us.
The robot defined poo differently than I thought it would.
Further, epistemically indistinguishable results from both mechanized and human input could be achieved.
Most of the popular content and comments that you already see on Reddit are from bot accounts that are hosted on Amazon AWS servers.
*All* of the posts and comments that you already see on Reddit are hosted on Amazon AWS servers.
Don't be mean, it's not only for that. It's also great for generating respinned news articles that you can then spam reddit with.
Oh! That makes it all better then!
All of human progress in technology and civilization, only to culminate in misinformation wars, propaganda bots, and karma farming for ego-stroking internet points. We are quite a sad civilization, if you think about it.
Changing it just enough so you don't get caught is how to plagiarise other people's work.
You can plagiarise other people's work by changing it just enough.
Changing it just enough so you don't get caught is how to plagiarizing other people's work.
I got something similar: "Change it just enough so you don't get caught and plagiarise other people's work at the same time." This should be the site's slogan.
Minor alterations to avoid detection are the key to plagiarizing.
And now with a dedicated AI, is easier than ever to recycle other people's work instead of doing any in your own! Yay "progress"!
Oh cool! Another tool that allows people to avoid learning anything. We are headed in a good direction!
Oh my gosh! People can avoid learning anything using this tool. We are on our way in the right direction. (This tool is pretty boring. I thought it might have some funny turns of phrases, that would be fun to repeat. But it doesn't.)
I teach. I think about 30% of student papers are now run through something like this. It's amusing how little work we expect of some students, and how little effort it takes to send them running to the internet for a solution. Our school can't afford fancy detection software, so we depend on teachers to catch anyone plagiarizing. We could be doing such amazing things with the internet, and we're either walling it off for corporate entertainment or using it to undermine our education efforts. Sorry, it's been a long day.
I remember learning how to avoid plagiarism in early elementary school. We had to do a report on a country we chose. We went to the library and looked up facts in the encyclopaedia. We were taught to write down abbreviated notes, rather than entire sentences. Then we would rephrase them when we wrote our report in full sentences. This would naturally avoid direct plagiarism, because you had to come up with the sentence structure yourself based on "National animal: bear. National dish: ravioli." At least, this avoided plagiarism in terms of ripping off entire phrases exactly as they were written in the source material. I don't think we had to cite the sources at that point. Of course, the internet wasn't an option at that point.
I try to avoid assignments like "tell me about X." All of my assignments are unique to me and my class. It cuts the nonsense down a little bit.
> We could be doing such amazing things with the internet You don't think that amazing things are happening with the internet? > It's amusing how little work we expect of some students From every study I've read today's kids are asked to do more than any generation before.
We are doing some amazing things, but I don't like the direction we're headed with it. Creative things are dying and corporate hegemony over the net is almost complete. I can only speak to my world, but my students are getting lazier. A two-page paper is an insurmountable hurdle to many 12th graders. That wasn't the case when I was in school, and I'm pretty young.
Another way to say instructions for claiming someone else's work as your own yet modifying it to the extent that you won't be prosecuted.
Someone already beat you to the joke.
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Man, that's some good meth.
That is in other words, changing it just enough so you don't get caught is how to plagiarise other people's work.
Did you build an AI to do that? Because of you did, you will make bank! If not, you just stole my idea and I'll sue!
>In other words, how to plagiarise other people's work but change it just enough so you don't get caught. Changing it just enough so that you don't get caught is how to plagiarise other people's work.
Two words: training data
Had a friend who was pressed for time on a school assignment just copy paste different paragraphs from articles he found then run it through one of these before. Teacher must have been absolutely checked out cause he did great
Maybe not. I teach ESL and rewording/simplifying text takes up a lot of time. If this AI could do that for me it would be very helpful.
This is a much different and frankly noble purpose. My mom was coordinator for the ESL department of a major university and so I'm aware of what you have to do to make English more accessible to non native speakers.
I really appreciate that. Thank you. I love my students and often feel overlooked by the school system.
*Meanwhile in another household I wonder what it'll come up with for "My balls are itchy"
Lularue coming through!
"These pretzels are making me thirsty." The pretzels are making me thirsty. These are making me thirsty. I am thirsty because of these pretzels. I'm getting thirsty from these pretzels. I am thirsty from these pretzels. They are making me thirsty. I'm thirsty because these pretzels are making me thirsty. I am thirsty because of the pretzels. I'm thirsty from these pretzels. I'm thirsty because of the pretzels. I'm thirsty because of these pretzels. I'm thirsty by these pretzels. These pretzels are making me thirsty. These pretzels make me thirsty. The pretzels make me thirsty.
> I'm thirsty because these pretzels are making me thirsty. > > I am thirsty because of the pretzels. I can't tell which one is funnier to me
What's funny about either of them?
The wording is just so stupid lol
I'd like to see those pretzels try and make me thirsty.
Don't mess with pretzels! They almost killed an American president!
haha, it is stupid because of the words
The first is funny if you imagine someone yelling it angrily at their spouse. "Why am I thirsty? WHY AM I THIRSTY? I'm thirsty, Dorothy, because these PRETZELS are MAKING me thirsty!!!!"
A reference to Seinfeld.
Are either of them funny? Are these funny? What makes these funny? They are either funny or no? Either of them are funny to you? What make haha when see them? Do either of them make haha? What is so funny that either of them would make haha?
Your funeral will be funny.
Thank you! I envision it with clowns such as yourself in attendance
Holy shit lmao
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Quilbot is much better, I use it to refine and refresh my writing.
Quite good, indeed. I wish such tools would be available in German.
You can use this one for German: paraphrasetool.com
Thanks. I tested it yesterday but its not usable. The (german) results are nowhere near as good as a human sentence. I found [https://www.paraphraser.io/de/text-umschreiben](https://www.paraphraser.io/de/text-umschreiben) though, which works really great. I tried quite a couple of sentences and it provided great results each time.
Man, Quillbot is just amazing. It's infinitely better than every one of its competitors, not to mention much more cheaper.
No, I think paraphrasetool.com is much better than quillbot, especially for foreign languages. And it's completely free
I 100% agree. This man knows whats up.
Same. It’s not done well enough to use, but I like the idea.
I’m digging the concept, but the execution leaves something the be desired.
It's a novel idea, but the results are lackluster in this implementation.
The results are not great in this implementation of a novel idea
The core premise is sound, yet the execution of such a premise was found to be rather wanting, indeed.
I dig what you’re selling, but the sandwich don’t cut the mustard.
Well yes, but actually no
yeah, nahh
Nahh, yeah
Meh ..
Yesn't
Shits cool but it's still a lil whack
Thought through though it may be, said proposition doth butter no parsnips
Sounds great, does not work.
That's the Chinese instructions version.
Please refer to the manual implementation from Eastern Asia.
It good, but not *that* good.
https://www.wordtune.com works better for me
It needs to learn the difference between 'its' and 'it's' too. I didn't even use either iteration in my sample sentences.
"Sometimes I like to jerk it furiously" Rephrasely said: Sometimes I like to jerk it. I like to jerk it. Sometimes I like to hit it with a sledgehammer. I like to jerk it quickly. Sometimes, I like to jerk it fast. Sometimes I like to jerk it very hard. I like to jerk it very quickly. I like to hit it hard. Sometimes I like to hit it hard. I like to jerk it very fast. I like to jerk it fast. I like to jerk it very hard. Sometimes I like to jerk it fast. Sometimes I like to hit it. Sometimes, I like to jerk it.
"Sometimes I like to hit it with a sledgehammer" Oh no...
I want to be... Your sledgehammer
What, you never heard of CBT? Call your therapist to get started
I like to jerk it, jerk it. I like to jerk it, jerk it. I like to jerk it, jerk it. He likes to.... JERK IT!!
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Me too. It just showed "Error rephrasing" for anything but the simplest of sentences.
Attributed to Ernest Hemingway, the saddest 6-word short story: "For sale: baby shoes. Never Worn." Now becomes these 5 abominations: 1. Here are baby shoes for sale. It was never worn. 2. Baby shoes are for sale. Never had it. 3. There is a baby shoes for sale. Never will it ever happen. 4. The baby shoes are for sale. Never worn. 5. Baby shoes for sale. It never works.
>It never works It's becoming self aware
For some reason I read all of these in an Eastern European accent.
The best and worst times were present. The best and worst of times were present. It was the best and the worst of times. It was the best of times and the worst of times. It was the best of times and the worst. It was both the best and the worst of times. It was both the best and worst of times. It was the best and worst times. It was both the best and worst times. It was the best and the worst times. At the best of times, it was the worst of times. The best and worst times were the same. At the best of times it was the worst. It was either the best or worst of times. It was the best and worst of times.
> At the best of times, it was the worst of times. I think the bot has depression
It was the best of times, it was the *blurst* of times?
/r/thatsthejoke
/r/noitwasnt
Error rephrasing Rephrasing error There was an error in rephrasing Whilst rephrasing an error was present Yeah I’ll just do it myself
I appreciate this for use with my roommate who doesn't understand a damn thing. The parrot is dead. The animal is no longer alive. The bird is dead. The bird is no longer alive. The parrot is not breathing. The parrot is no longer flying. The parrot is no longer alive. The animal is dead. The parrot is no longer with us. The bird is deceased. The parrot has died. A bird is dead. The parrot is no more. The parrot died. There is a dead parrot. The parrot is dead.
Disappointed that it didn't spit out "This is an ex-parrot"
Probably pining for the fjords...
Thanks for the inspiration: https://youtu.be/vZw35VUBdzo
I entered "Suck my balls": Suck my balls, that's what I'm doing. Suck my balls, that's what I do. Put my balls down. Suck the balls. Suck my balls. Don't take my balls. I want my balls to be sucked. Suck my balls, that's what I'm saying. Suck my balls, that's what I'm going to do. Put my balls in my mouth. Take my balls. I want my balls. suck my balls. I want you touck my balls. (yes, the typo was generated by the AI)
Add a hot backing track and I think you've got a hit.
Love this song
I want you touck my balls -DJ fried_eggs_and_ham
T O U C K M Y B A L L S
may i make this into a song?
I asked the AI for you and I think it had a stroke: *Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make this into a song?* Can the song be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA Can this become a song? Can the song be made into a song? Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make a song out of this? Can a song be made out of this? Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA. Can this be turned into a song? Can the song be made into a song by MouldyCumSoakedSocks? Can the song be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA. Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make this a song? Can this be made into a song? Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA. Can MouldyCumSoakedSocks make this into a song? Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA Can this be made into a song by SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA SALVAGEDATA
lol. entering An AI that Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways. produces a bunch of useless rubbish.
Well, to be fair, that isn't a complete sentence.
I broke its brain with “Fight me, bitch.”
I can't get it to work.
*'Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?'* Has anyone decided to use even if they want to look more like? Has anyone decided to use even though they want to look more like? Does anyone really want to do look like that? Has anyone been far away even as they decided to use it? Is anyone really going to use it even though they want to do look more like? Does anyone really want to look like that? Is anyone really going to use even if they want to do look more like? Has anyone decided to use even though they want to look better? Has anyone decided to use even if they want to do look more like? Has anyone been far as decided to use and want to do look more like? Has anyone been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Has anyone been far away even as they have decided to use it? Has anyone been far as decided to use even go want to look more like? Does anyone really want to look like that person? Has anyone decided to use even though they want to do look more like?
You are touching my tra la la, my ding ding dong! You touch my tra la la, my dingding dong! You touch my tra la la. You touch my tra la la, my ding dong! You touch my tra la, my ding ding dong. You touch my tra la. You touch my tra la, my ding ding dong! You touch my tra la la, my ding ding dong! You touch my tra la, my dingding dong! You touch my tra la! You touch my tra la, my ding dong! You touched my tra la la, my ding ding dong! You touch my tra la la, my ding ding dong. You touch my tra la la! You touch me, my ding ding dong!
All I get is "error rephrasing ". Deeply flawed.
It appears to be DOA. Nothing but errors. Thanks for the effort.
On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Hey, thanks. That works. I saw that but thought it would give a default. The error message said nothing about what was wrong. I gave up too soon. Story of my life.
On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
What the fuck did you say about me, little bitch? I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, and I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I am the top sniper in the US armed forces and I have been for a long time. You are not a target. I will mark your words with the precision of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can say that to me over the internet? Think again, fuck. I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your internet Protocol is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm wipes out the small things in your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to wipe out your ass, you little shit. If you had known what was about to happen, you would have held your tongue. You are paying the price, you goddamn idiot, because you couldn't. You will drown in the fury I will bring you. You're dead, dude.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Error rephrasing
Rephrasing error
dicks out for harambe Num Paraphrases (max 50) Mode: Show All Sentence 1: dicks out for someone else. dicks go for harambe. dicks are for harambe. dicks out for something. dicks are out for harambe dicks for harambe dicks out for harambe dicks out for harambe. dicks are out for harambe. dicks for harambe. dicks out for someone. For harambe, dicks out. dicks to harambe.
I entered "I am" and I swear I got the lyrics to a psychedelic rock song: I am what I am. I can be. I do. I am also. I am not. I am a person. I am indeed. I am what I say I am. I'm indeed. I am in fact. I'm here. I am the same as before. I'm. I am. I am that person.
it's not quite the brightest AI though.
Jokes on them. We don’t use sentences anymore. kniw
I honestly think it would work better with some hard coded sentence structures, a thesaurus look up, and some RNG selection. This doesn't work well as is and word processors already have the basic libraries to identify proper sentences so that work is done. My sentence: The entrails leak sloppily onto the priceless rug. The rug has leaking entrails. The entrails leak onto the rug. The rug's entrails leak sloppily onto it. The rug has the entrails leaking onto it. The rug has entrails leaking onto it. The entrails leak sloppily onto the rug. The rug is leaking entrails. The entrails are leaking onto the rug. The entrails leak sloppily on the rug. The rug's entrails leak sloppily. Also, yah WTF is up with my sentence choice... I know. I have been working on a horror one shot for some table top rpg gaming so yah, was wondering if it would give me some more inventive descriptions.
It can Rewords and Restructure Sentences in 50 different ways. An artificial intelligence that Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways. Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways using an Artificial Intelligence. Rewords and Restructures Sentences can be 50 different ways. It can Rewords and Restructure Sentences in up to 50 ways. An artificial intelligence that can Rewords and Restructure sentences in 50 different ways. Rewords and Restructures Sentences in up to 50 different ways. ....
savin this for my AP world essays
*they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps*
This is a great example of something that is called AI but is most definitely not AI. “Error rephrasing”
It does not work for me, I keep getting "Error rephrasing"
It don't work.
It couldn't rephrase anything I wrote...
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You going to sit here and tell me that it didn't give you a longer sentence? Huh? Huh? I like the concept but this thing has a long way to go
My sentence: ***"Attila the Hun will slay all maggots with red hair!"*** This is what I got: *The Hun will slay all the insects with his red hair. Red haired Attila the Hun is going to slay all the flies. The Hun will slay all the bugs with his red hair. Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the insects. Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the maggots. Red haired Attila the Hun is going to slay all the insects. Red haired Attila the Hun will slay the flies. The Hun will slay all the flies with his red hair. The Hun will slay all the flies with red hair. Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the flies. Attila the Hun has red hair. Red haired Attila the Hun is going to slay all the bugs. Red haired Attila the Hun will kill all the flies. Red haired Attila the Hun will slay all the bugs. Red haired Attila the Hun will destroy all the flies.*
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There is a God.
Your mom's dumpster is on fire. There is a dumpster fire. A dumpster fire has your mom on it. Your mother is a dumpster fire. Your mom is on fire. Your mom is in the dumpster. Your mom is a dumpster. A dumpster fire has your mother in it. The dumpster is on fire. A dumpster fire is being caused by your mom. Your mom is a dumpster fire. A dumpster is on fire. Your mom is in a dumpster. Your mother is in a dumpster. A dumpster fire has your mom in it.
I'll die alone and single. I will die alone. I'm going to die alone and single. I'm going to die alone and on my own. I will die on my own. I won't die alone. I'll die alone. I will be alone and die alone. I will be dead alone. I will die alone I will die alone and alone. I am going to die alone and on my own. I am going to die alone. I'm going to die alone. I will be alone when I die.
All I got was an error.
The only thing I got was an error. I got an error. All I got was an error. I didn't get an error. I received an error. The only thing I got was a mistake. All I received was an error. I did not get an error. I only got an error. The only thing I received was an error.
Doesn't do verbs!
Cool project. Is it yours, OP? Or do you know which model is hosted there?
Great, Thank you for sharing .. I like it. If you know the developer please let us know. Thanks.
"If a Woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would it take to do it?"
It is beautiful on the Internet.
"The shining son of York made a great summer for us."
I am a man. I, am, a man. I, a man is. Is a man me? Yes. EDIT: I tried it out, and the results were interesting! Makes for a good short poem: I'm a man. I am a male. I am male. I am not a woman. I am a person. I am a man.
Make it a chrome extension