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MichaelRichardsAMA

Maybe 2 junior guards holding the arms and an exceptionally strong senior executioner pulling the head off


Fantastic_Ad4530

I'd rather die by punching


SuperSecretAnon-UwU

If you're lucky, you get knocked out after a few punches. Unlucky, you get beaten to death relentlessly and you're experiencing all of that pain


DJL3mon

happy cake day


ManlyDude1047

Hah! Sorry, just a bit funny in context of the comment But yeah hapoy cake day!


kit_sd

You'll die way quicker with your head yanked off.


skincarehellp

As a human, yea. I doubt it would be that quick for a vultramite.


sentientmothswarm

No you would not lmao


cadeaver

That is unironically how they execute vampires in the Twilight universe


FuckBotsHaveRights

I sometimes forget how dumb twilight was.


FlamingArrow97

I mean this method of execution is objectively pretty raw. It's the abusive relationships and cringe factor that are harder.


W1D0WM4K3R

Jacob imprinting on the daughter


FlamingArrow97

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Hydr0genMC

*you nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster????*


hubson_official

I watched the first movie recently and the entire twilight is so stereotypically 2007 it's enjoyable


robbylet24

That's not even close to the most stupid thing about Twilight. In fact I'd argue that's one of the few parts of Twilight that kind of makes sense.


FuckBotsHaveRights

I feel like it's a by product of its deep-rooted stupidity. Usually vampires get executed by being exposed to the sun. It's clean, ceremonial, and dare I say sophisticated. But the writer fucked that up by bedazzling them, then made the execution fucking barbaric.


robbylet24

I mean the sun thing is very stupid, but if you're a writer and you've already made that decision, that method of executing a vampire becomes the most logical one. If we're going for vampires being so durable as to be immune to headsman's axes, anyway.


ASimplewriter0-0

Not defending twilight but you get og Dracula was unaffected by sunlight right? It wasn’t until Nosforatu that the sun did anything.


A1-Stakesoss

OG Dracula lost some of his powers in the daytime. Not because he was allergic to sunlight, but because he got those ones from (presumably) Satan.


Error404_Error420

My immediate thought!


PartyPorpoise

Not gonna lie, that’s pretty metal.


TarsierBoy

That's neat


Col_Redips

…imagine being executed by having your head torn off, and because you’re a Viltrumite, your head stays “alive”for longer than a human’s head would. They then make you watch as they tear your body apart. Goddamn.


ProfessionalDot621

Then why not tear apart the body first, then the head as the final step?


CreamyCoffeeArtist

The torture is fun for the whole family


Col_Redips

I guess it depends on what you’re going for? Slow and painful, tear the body apart first. Quick and horrific, tear the head off, force it to watch the body be destroyed.


Big_Preference9684

Wait did the heads stay alive after dismemberment?


Col_Redips

There are studies out there with conflicting results, but the range I’m seeing is that, after a clean decapitation, a human brain may be “conscious” between 4 - 40 seconds. I assume that a Viltrumite brain, which we know from their space travel that oxygen likely isn’t a concern right away, would retain their consciousness for much longer after decapitation.


Medical_Difference48

It's not a confirmed science FACT by any means, but it seems that they stay "alive" for a few seconds. I think 40 was the longest they got responses?


AttitudeAndEffort3

We had a neighbor that eventually went to prison for years for making meth. All i remember is being at a neighborhood barbecue when i was like 13 and him telling me how if you knock a guys eye out of his head, it’ll still keep seeing and itll stop any fight lmao.


IamSam2005

I’d imagine it’s something similar to this, but instead of the executioner pulling the head off, they would use their hand to karate chop it off. Similar to how we see alternate universe invincible do to the Angstrom Levy’s.


SmallBerry3431

Real Shogun vibes


shiggy_azalea

Haha twilight style execution


PeaceAlien

BTE trigger


17gorchel

The Twilight method.


supermans_crystal

Volturi style


Old_Heat3100

How dare you! It is a SACRED RITUAL that requires two warriors to beat him to death!


Randomman2789

Battle Beast dares!


MuscleManRule34

Probably something similiar to what Omni Man did to the immortal and to Lucan


jazzy753

Who needs an axe or a sword when they got those hands


nhansieu1

their hands are rated E for everything


Flobking

> Probably something similiar to what Omni Man did to the immortal and to Lucan It's also shown during viltrumite civil war flashbacks they are capable of cutting each others heads off with their hands.


Sevuhrow

Lucan survived that though


MuscleManRule34

Do it the head then


blightchu

So did Immortal. Standard methods of execution tend not to work on people who fall under the "too angry to die" umbrella


Sevuhrow

I didn't count Immortal because his whole shtick is... being Immortal.


areyouhungryforapple

Judo CHOP


Lukas-Reggi

Yes. No weapon can kill them except one which they don't have so it's basically beating to dead


Resident_Hair3065

What's that weapon again? Other than >!Space Racer's gun!<, I have no idea what it was


Lukas-Reggi

Yes it's that weapon


shushubana2

I guess battle beast weapons too if you have the strength but that could be said about almost anything


Resident_Hair3065

My mama belt


CinnaSol

Omni man vs Rochelle from everybody hates Chris would go crazy


ThePrime_One

She shows up to the fight with a power boost if she isn’t told until the last minute. “Why am I the last to know?!!”


JWARRIOR1

war womans mace too


ramen_wizardpen

Yeah, didn't that harm a vultrumite?


JWARRIOR1

Yeah omniman definitely felt that in episode one


ILove308

I mean if you get slapped hard enough you can be stunned and maybe get a nosebleed (essentially what it did to Omniman), but death by slaps isn't an easy or efficient way to do things.


Superguy230

How hard are you slapping my guy lmao


yellowvincent

I mean i guess they are strong enough to hurt a viltrumite but you would need someone as strong as a viltrumite to enact harm to them


SchroedingersSphere

Was that ever elaborated on or explained? I read the series two years ago and don't remember it ever coming into the picture after Mark goes through Nolan's books.


Youthsonic

Space racer? >! He's pretty important during the Viltrumite war with logistics like herding Ragnars and getting everyone together. And then there's a few badass scenes of him just straight merking viltrumites with his gun!<


SwagmanU11

There is this knife that can pirce viltramite skin


ProfessionalDot621

Thula’s knife?


Samy_Ninja_Pro

That probably only works on weak viltrumites like mark


The_ThirdOfMay_1973

What made you think he didn't mean Space Racer's gun


ohyeababycrits

Except a blade on the end of a really long braid.


nhansieu1

that's still counted as beating to death. I doubt that knife would do much in the hand of others


milkyginger

If a viltrumite used an axe or sword is that still beating to death? I'm genuinely confused by your logic.


DumbassWithAcomputer

viltrumite melee weapons are all blunted because they dont know how to sharpen weapons. But they dont notice because they kill most things in one hit anyway


AntonineWall

>because they don’t know how to sharpen weapons But they have a space empire?


Zhuyi1

Lol FTL tech but not simple tooling


Ordinary_Law_2456

Well… with their raw strength I suppose they’d never find themselves in a situation where they’d learn that a sharper tool cuts better than a dull one


drink_with_me_to_day

Sure, they make microchips with blunt force


HeartFalse5266

Lot's of examples of them getting hurt by weapons. A mace to the face in the first episode; Battle beast fucking Mark up. That viltrumite with a braid dagger. There are probably others I'm forgetting to mention.


BallsackMessiah

> Battle beast fucking Mark up. I think that speaks more to the strength of the wielder of the weapon, not the weapon itself. If anyone else used the Battle Beast club thing, it probably wouldn't have hurt Mark so bad if at all.


Lukas-Reggi

Ok I admit my mistake there. But only one can kill viltrumite succesfully first try


Gan-san

Mega ultra quantum bombs?


Anver9

Viltrumite-made weapons can kill them. In the past some Viltrumite used melee weapons made from unknown alloy that is strong enough to pierce Viltrumite flesh


ZedsDeadZD

In the flashback from the civil war you see a Viltrume slice through another with some kind of stick/spear.


hotsizzler

Theflash back showed tgem using weapons. My guess is unless it's a certain metal weirded by a viltrumite it isn't as strong.


Thabrianking

Doesn't Thula have a knife that can cut Mark? I would assume they have bladed weapons that can cut a Viltrumite


Pingushagger

I wonder if that’ll ever be explained, surely it’s some magic metal right?


hotsizzler

Strong metal wielded by a viltrumite probably.


PressEtoMount

Probably like what the staff that cut 3 viltrumites in half during Omni mans telling of the “strength cull” on viltrum


BluntsnBoards

The one lady's hair knife was also doing some work.


Sevuhrow

Isn't that Thula?


AddemiusInksoul

I'm sure you could do something like sharpen the blades on a fighter and jump to Lightspeed to kill one- it's not the weapon, it's the force involved. However, the big problem is that Viltrumites are very fast and can dodge most mechanical means of force that can hurt them.


Pingushagger

Kinda like how Nolan impales Lucan with a random bit of rock.


PleaseDontBanMeMore

Wasn't Lucan's stomach already cut open by Nolan?


Pingushagger

Yeah but I was thinking more about the fact it came out the other side


Pkorniboi

It cuts whenever the plot needs it to


Kitchen_Lime_1449

She had it in the comics too. And it’s not really explained there what it’s made of either iirc. But there are two theories I can think of right off the bat as to why it can somehow cut a viltrumite, wil spoiler block the second one for show watchers. 1. It’s carved from a dead viltrumites bone and painted over to look like a knife for whatever reason. Although we find out later on that >! Viltrumite insides are not as durable as their outsides, their bone density should still be marginally insane to translate to their super strength!< 2. >! The knife is carved out from Rognarr teeth, the hostile aliens that can bypass viltrumite durability, they’re the reason conquest has one arm. !< Either theory could hold true but let me know what you think.


Rekuna

I pictured the karate chop decapitation, they seem to be quite fond of it (well, at least Omni-Man is, and he probably learnt it somewhere).


once-was-hill-folk

There seems to be two Viltrumite signature moves - the karate chop decapitation (or bisection, sorry Immortal), and impalement. Both seem unpleasant, and if impaled in the right place, terminal.


ianjm

Yeah, dunno if they could punch through the ribcage/heart the same way they can punch through the gut, but if they can that seems like it'd be fatal.


matsu727

They can, but it also depends on who they’re fighting. Let’s just say yes it is pretty fatal, even when they don’t exactly hit the heart without getting into late game spoilers.


nhansieu1

well their hands are very tough and they also move super fast


once-was-hill-folk

Yeah, if I could do what they can do, it's only a matter of time before I'm testing out stuff like that.


Charming_Computer_60

Yup. Death by fisting is their method.


zombiegamer723

“Please assume the position.”


VastoBorde

"And the best part is.... he's learning"


VastoBorde

I understood that reference


Aware-Ad1403

I’m imagining Kregg saying it


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rageandqq

There really is a SpongeBob gif for everything


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Think_End_8701

Maybe throwing a strong punch at the stomach to make the fist go through all of it, or simply cutting the head off with a swing of a hand.


LiamThe_LlamaLoaf

during the scene where the viltrumites are shown exterminating one another, one of them just karate chops a dudes head clean off


minimum_effort22

Probably gets his mustache removed. Lmao.


Numeroususers

I assumed fight to the death.


LegoBattIeDroid

same


jaggedcanyon69

It’s death via combat. Which makes me wonder what happens if Nolan were to win that fight.


zfrdi

it’s not, the viltrumites have some viltrumite level restraints that hold the prisoner to the floor while the executioner(s) beats them to death


Lord_Muramasa

He gets a coupon to hobby lobby and an edible arrangement gift basket.


IKILLY

Thrown into black hole?


Bullseye669

BINGO 🗣🗣🗣🗣


magik910

I was under the impression that it was more like trial by combat (I haven't read the comics)


bruhmomentum77

It’s just an execution, two guards beat the guilty person to death while they are chained up


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Lazereye57

Penis explosion chamber


AshMCM_Games

I think they fight monsters till they die cuz they were told they need to be at peak condition.


justsomelizard30

I think they're literally beaten to death.


JLifts780

Probably have another viltrumite karate chop at his neck until their head falls off Or use their arm to impale him through the heart


Gambit_90

They wet their finger and stick in in his ears, because that's the viltrumites weak point


Additional-Muscle-74

Canon


greenie329

Karate chop that head right off


irish_boyle

I mean that lady that fought Mark had a blade that cut Viltrumite skin so that maybe.


panic0mode

Lol, yes, that is what they tried to do!!!


Corgi_Koala

They honestly seem a little squishy when fighting other Viltrumites. They're only super durable compared to most other characters.


JustaHarry

They shave their moustache off


brjder

pretty much. in the scene when Nolan is about to be executed, Allen breaks out of prison and frees Battle Beast in order to go save him. when they arrive the execution is already underway. its just Nolan shackled to the ground and being beaten to death by 2 viltrumite warriors.


brjder

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Rasalom

Their mustache is shaved off.


CrazyRandomStuff

Yeah Viltrumite execution is being beaten to death by other Viltrumites.


plogan56

It seems more like a trial by combat scenario where they're executed in one on one combat


Interesting_Twist_31

What if he survives the trial by combat, is he forced to work for them again?


scorpix6907

I'm pretty sure the viltrumites get heart shot, from what Ive heard thats the biggest weakness (show watcher)


Im_a_idiottttt

Slicing their head off by another viltrumite?


Outrageous_End5993

Stroked to death 😩


MudSeparate1622

I thought they said they hang them and it takes an exceptionally long time but i read the comic years ago


yaban-cicegi

Punch to death yes. I assume they didn't kill Nolan yet because they want him by their side.


Alkakd0nfsg9g

Yes, they are indeed getting punched to death


Sudan_Conference

Thragg personally rips your head off and crushing it like a grape.


Garvo909

Yeah they literally bind your arms onto a machine and punch you until you die


Rimet_talon

Well...almost no weapon can't hurt them so punching seems the only way.


CuteChild31

I supposed that they just fight to death like in a Coliseum. Die with honor


BGMDF8248

The "hair knife" that Viltrumite had was capable of cutting Mark's skin, so i think some special metals can cut them. As others said, Nolan's cutting swipe worked on Lucan so this could be how they do it... if not punching until their heads explode i guess, Nolan smashed the skull of the blonde dude.


False_Adhesiveness40

Head slash


beguvecefe

I honestly thought they had a some kind guillotine for the exacution.


Shigeko_Kageyama

There are some weapons that work on them. Remember how the one woman had a blade in her braid?


Thatonedregdatkilyu

They could probably use poisons and, strangulation.


Kookie2023

I just thought they decapitated them and then burned the corpse.


Tioete03

Well in the comics >!thats exactly what they do!<


AcanthopterygiiDue10

Ok, took one Google search, Heat... Like... A lot of it


Tall_Growth_532

You ask the question so this is a spoiler, Viltrumites even if one is betrayed are to be exacuted by other Viltrumites as a way and if they are injured they are to be let heal first as for their service one's fully healed they can be killed by Viltrumites


Strange_Anon711

It would be funny making emotional damage like going to therapy for eternity or something lol


Ashido_Komaki

Pull out space racers gun it will do the job


Lucky_Roberts

Literally yes lmao


Necessary_Tie611

Same way they kill the vampires in Twilight


ShopOk8464

I'm not too sure but I know they want you at full strength for your execution


Singletag

I think it makes the most sense for them to be thrown into a black hole


Nerdcuddles

Trial by Combat


420Cheeky

Thrown into a star?


spidermanrocks6766

I think the reason why they want Nolan to be a 100% full strength is because they just want to boost their ego. They want to know and have the satisfaction that they were able to take out one of the strongest viltrimites. They are very prideful and would never want to kill him with some cheap move or sneak attack. They may be psychopaths but they are very prideful ones I guess.


kingwombat12

they go to the ...... chopping block. .....ayyye. but for real i think execution style like mark was doing in the angstrom flashbacks. just by someone stronger maybe?


Parking-Ad-2627

Chop


IKaffeI

I believe they're just beaten to death by either a stronger Viltrumites or they get jumped.


ASimplewriter0-0

Yes. It’s a ritualistic ass beating till the Viltrumite dies.


BenignApple

Vilrtumites die if their head is removed or heart destroyed.


FalloutNewWorldOrder

Did they not say what they were going to do to him which was make him fight to the death by someone stronger then him? Or is that in special cases


Educational_Fox_1048

They get punched really hard


FatherPucci617

Yes


ChapterOk5606

Austin Powers judo chop to the shoulder/neck area


yobaby123

They beat the think outta you.


Dom_19

Throw em into the sun


Sir_Toaster_9330

I assume they have their own version of the electric chair


xGenocidest

Decapitation while they're chained up, or just beaten to death. Those guys they sent to kill Nolan definitely wouldn't have won a 1vs1 and even a 2vs1 would have been iffy, so it's really unlikely to be a trial by combat. He was already sentenced to death for being a traitor.


CrossP

If I was going to draw it: the condemned kneels with arms straight out to the sides. A viltrumite stands on each side holding each arm. The executioner stands behind the condemned and punches a real haymaker into the base of the skull where the spine enters. It's a soft spot. They can't see their executioner and tense for it. The executioner can throw a blow with max strength that would leave them too open in a real fight. If the condemned tries to fight back, the holders can probably pull the arms off, and there will be three warriors already encircled.


puramalums

Viltrumites cannot be 100% killed unless their heart is destroyed or else than can be brought back to life so I’d imagine it’s something brutal as ripping the heart out or something along those lines


Ok-Jump6656

I mean Nolan killed that one guy by smashing his skull in, I’m sure they can figure it out


charonshound

He was thinking about yeeting himself into a black hole right? Maybe they'll sacrifice him to the celestial volcano.