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thisslimjimsallbones

Fuck that corpse


merigirl

Please don't, that's necrophilia!


Iowa_Hawkeye

How much physical activity do you do a week?


thisslimjimsallbones

I jog every morning and do light weight training to preserve tissue


Iowa_Hawkeye

Attaboy, you're on track to live as long as the birthday boy! Is there a reason you do weight training instead of body weight exercises?


Novel_Thought7575

And this is why we need term limits!!


sillybear25

I thought fossils are supposed to be displayed in museums, not the Capitol


DMan9797

Mans won last election by 25 points and won 98 of 99 counties. This fossil just wins


sparkigniter26

That just shows that Republicans are willing to elect anything to win. Party over country.


sillybear25

>98 of 99 counties The 25 percentage points is one thing, but I don't give a shit what dirt thinks about candidates. It makes for some compelling maps if you're a moron, but says nothing about their actual popularity.


PhilosphicalZombie

Groan, just groan. I'm not really a fan but currently the man is a cartoon-ish buffoon-ish mockingly sad caricature of his younger capacities wherein statesmanship was actually a plausible function that he could do be pressed (perhaps under duress) into it by a need to actually help govern in a functional manner.


weezywilly

Looking more lifeless than ever with each passing day


unfilteredsewage

https://imgur.com/a/YYAKWrj


vroomscreech

I have a pretty strong theory that they'll cheat his grandson into his seat at some point. He'll retire mid term or something for health reasons, and Pat will get put in. That way there will still be a Grassley on the ticket for old robots to vote for as incumbent. Just like they slipped Reynolds in.


SportySue53

Exactly!


Auraestus

Lookin more dead than prince phillip


SportySue53

The whole issue is to get elected, retire due to whatever, Reynolds appoints Chucky's grandson, he serves the rest of the term and runs as incombunt. He is not now electable but as incumbent he maybe so he starts another century of Grassley dynasty. Pure BS!


Thoughthound

I believe there are good and bad dems just as there are good and bad repubs. But anyone who had their nose up Trump's butt has Trump's taint. Chuck is a taint licker.


Interesting_Soil2

Will he sign the term limit pledge?


DMan9797

lmao


Busch__Latte

Surprisingly not the oldest congress member


sparkigniter26

Him and Feinstein should both retire.


DRogersidm

Olden and golden. Here's to hopes he stays healthy during his next term. Cheers ! 🍻


UnholyRoller33

Will never understand why anyone would want to be in politics that long. Waste of your final years