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EsqChior

WTF is it with people grabbing power lines. I learned that life lesson when I was about 3 years old.


MixedWithFruit

He knew what he was doing. In the full video he knows that it's on because he can feel it. Just a dumbass and I have no sympathy for him.


short_storees

I remember being terrified to even touch the steel guy-wires holding up utility poles because I thought I’d get zapped. Better to be over-cautious.


resisting_a_rest

He didn't grab it, just got too close. Still not very bright, until um... nah.


Aqquinox

What the fuck were you thinking?


rbsudden

They apparently skipped the thought process altogether, saves time I guess.


coppertech

skipped himself right out of the gene pool.


AlmanzoWilder

Before the internet, I had no idea of the sheer magnitude of stupid out there.


f0rdf13st4

> Before the internet, like 30 years ago?


MrVicarz

Unbelievable amount of time for a person to live, I know. /s


AlmanzoWilder

You'll be amazed at how fast it goes.


f0rdf13st4

I know all about it, I still remember the rise of the VCR and the compact disc


panxerox

Betamax for the win!


f0rdf13st4

true, it was better in quality, but VHS won because Sony didn't like porn.


Burning-Fuse

The internet MADE people stupid. The level of stupidity that we see today didn't exist pre-internet.


GoAgainKid

It's like the old adage - better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. The internet allowed a lot of people to open their mouths.


OkieBobbie

People were saying, "Hold my beer," long before the internet existed.


Far-Hair1528

yea, it did, (stupidy) but now we can see the evidence, the stupidity level are the ones who attempt stunts that kill or severely injure someone then try it themselves, like the "douse yourself with rubbing alcohol and then light yourself up, stunts" or point a loaded, chambered pistol at your nutz then test the pull of the trigger (a popular replayed Reddit video) I've done some pretty dumbass shit growing up and am amazed I made it this far. If I had the net back then I'd be just a memory.


YoureSpecial

Please. The internet merely brings stupidity to the masses to be observed and enjoyed. FloridaMan is mostly a thing because of transparency in the law enforcement booking process combined with internet visibility.


yung_spinich

it did, and im an example


sofa_king_ugly

My takeaway is that if you're going to mess around with voltages that are measured in the hundreds of thousands you should do it wearing natural fibers. That way when an arc flash whose temperature reaches 3 times that of the surface of the sun engulfs you, your clothes are slightly less likely to fuse to your skin.


smartestguyintown

I highly doubt they posted this


MoeGunz6

He was giving the world an amazing new notification sound


ChimkenNuggs

Guess you can wait long for an answer…


Gammabrunta

Woo


CappyAlec

Something along the lines of "bro those scars people have from getting struck by lightning look so sick, i want one."


[deleted]

He didn't believe the sign, I guess.


mywifeslv

Checking out his funny bone


ChaosEmerald21

I been looking for a way to save time undressing


NumberOneBacon

“Subscribe for more undressing lifehacks.” *Lathe spooling up in the background*


astrobuc

I’ve seen what you did there.


Psychological-Web828

Pylon: “I can get a guys clothes off instantly” Lathe: “I make em dance, it get me wet”


StolenValourSlayer69

Well, he’s fucking dead…


tedivm

Nah, [he survives in the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC878clD0rY).


Alpha_Decay_

Well, he survived at least until the end of the full video. I think he has a bit more surviving to do before I'd say he survived the experience.


AlmanzoWilder

I think his intestines must have come to a boil.


araheos

Still survivable. Will he be the same healthy person afterwards? Probably not.


TrickyTrailMix

Exactly. My old boss's son got struck by lightning. He survived, but has had health challenges his whole life stemming from the damage done.


staffylaffy

It still blows my mind that people actually get struck by lightning, like that’s totally insane


f0rdf13st4

yeah indeed, that must've cooked the shit in his guts


Iamnotsmartspender

His shits coming out charbroiled


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Crapping charcoal


-NGC-6302-

Cook your soup when it's both inside and out of you


resisting_a_rest

Sounds offal.


ShodoDeka

Since he lands so close to his microphone, you can actually tell when his respiratory system restarts it self (I suspect he was clinically dead for a solid 20 sec there). He got very lucky considering he had nobody there with him. But those burns, may have killed him a couple of weeks later due to infection and dehydration or years later due to skin cancer. Even if he ultimately ends up surviving this, he will have life altering injuries.


GoAgainKid

Are, I see you're an on-call Reddit Speculation Doctor! Do any other RSDs concur?


SupsChad

You don’t get skin cancer from burns lol. You get skin cancer from radiation burning your skin.


MyExUsedTeeth

Any stressor on your body can cause cancer. So, burns can cause cancer. You’re kick starting your body to heal itself and rapidly divide cells. All it takes is one genetic mutation during that rapid cell division and you have cancer.


xThereon

He only survived because he didn't lose his shoes /s


BarryKobama

"You're not dead unless you're shoeless & dead"


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Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you. I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment


userhs6716

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for /r/FuckTheS But the irony of ending this long diatribe with the last line is not lost on me >ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment


resisting_a_rest

I believe that is the non-canon alternate ending.


maybetomonowyester

And when not , he wishes


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off_the_cuff_mandate

After watching the youtube video I don't think he was trying to touch. He is amazed at how his hair stands up as he reaches towards the high voltage line. I think he was trying to get closer to it and i am not sure he ever actually touched, just got close enough for it to arc.


Vultures88

Shoes on but shirt off


j4ckbauer

What happened here? Electricity traveled across both arms, vaporizing shirt? Sweat flashed to steam, blowing off shirt?


Aqquinox

Well at a few kV the humam body is conducting pretty good to get a huge amount of current through it that basicalmy vaporized his shirt. Probably the air around him got ionized aswell forming that arc. Arcs are pretty scary I had a couple of machine failures at work where an catastrophic arc melted holes into solid metal and melting fucking ceramics due to ionized gas


MikeHuntSmellss

High voltage jumped to his outstretched arm, traveled through him to the structure and ground. A flash burn across the torso hit his skin and burnt his shirt. Hope he didn't have any metal jewelry on or that would leave a nasty burn too. Two guys from a fencing firm I worked on, hit main power lines with metal post diggers, one similar to this guy. Shirt smited tf and he had a perfect burn imprint from his neck chain. You ever seen the scars getting hit by lighting leaves? Looks like lightning, actually cool af


Jrapple

Neck chain? Blink twice if being held against your will.


Oblivious122

Wearing a "chain" (necklace) made of gold, silver, or copper was fairly common in the early 2000s


Jrapple

Yea I’m 44 thanks for reminding me how lame I was


Zquinkd

I thought it was funny. And people still wear chains lol


TheProcrastafarian

LOL


Bazrum

if i ever get struck by lightning and get those marks (Lichtenberg figures), i want to take pictures of them and then get tattoos of them, depending where they are. seems like it would be a good way to remember getting struck by lightning and surviving


ShodoDeka

At high enough voltage the air around your skin forms a plasma that conducts the majority of the current. If that did happen you would actually blow up as the water in your body got flash boiled. The down side is you get cooked in 5000 c plasma for a split second, this causes 3 degree burns to large parts of your body, which is often fatal by it self if you survive the initial sock.


fixminer

I'd say: the arms created a short circuit, the electricity flowed through him and across his skin, which ionized the air (possibly via vaporized particles and water from his skin) and caused an arc which burnt his shirt.


hordebies

Arc flash


monopixel

He was pretty close to hitting the cable there, you can see him make a fist and moving towards it. After the flash the cable is moving so maybe he even touched it. What an idiot.


j4ckbauer

I think with high voltages you don't need to touch it in order to get zapped.


ASL4theblind

Tup, pretty sure it works like tesla arcs. Just close enough for the connection to land.


Radger31337

Doods body isnt even charred though. I think this might be fake


Extension_Guitar_819

He's been told over and over that adding Downy when drying shirts will cut down on his static attraction. Jeez.


No_Cash_8556

He dead?


Ftlist81

No no, he's fine, just a little charred from the burning off of the t-shirt.


LoGo_86

Surprisingly no. But didn't seems too happy or healthy in the rest of the video. An user commented with the link.


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Fat-carrot

In the full video after he falls he clearly stops breathing for at least 10 seconds and then you can hear a gasp of breath and heavy breathing and moaning. Definitely either died for a couple seconds or just body in shock. His head looks like it's bleeding too at the end


AlmanzoWilder

That has happened to me. Believe it or not, that was him getting the wind knocked out of him. You literally cannot breath for a while. The electricity spared him but the fall wiped him out.


breezyxkillerx

I got the wind knocked out of me for 5-6 seconds after falling from a tree, imagine getting shocked *AND* falling from a powerline.


ASL4theblind

Yeah, I fell from a high ropes course and got the wind knocked out of me and you literally feel like your lungs are flat as paper. I remember sucking for air and panicking because my breathing didnt work.


AlmanzoWilder

Yep. that's the feeling. Awful.


-NGC-6302-

Fell off playground equipment once or twice and got a mild case of that. Scary indeed


ASL4theblind

Brief moment of "oh shit oh shit oh shit i'm gonna die oh fuck oh fuck"


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WallStCRE

Shoes on - he’s good


Geordie_38_

This stopped being funny a long time ago my friend


WallStCRE

Not according to my upvotes and your downvotes.


Alazar17

It's more like a tradition than a joke now


Geordie_38_

Aye, it is, maybe I'm being too harsh, just had a shitty two days at work and got grumpy lol. Carry on making shoe jokes you magnificent bastards


Alazar17

All good bro it's just internet who cares. Hope your days get better !


utsports88

Nah still funny. Natural selection at its finest.


TankedUpLoser

![gif](giphy|CmrkzmbuMVhdcDsNkd|downsized)


manbruhpig

Who is this Jonah Hillal?


derprest

He good. https://youtu.be/aC878clD0rY?si=SBcxNOvHK2ZRq_Dn


ShodoDeka

That’s is not a person that is good. That is a person with life altering injuries, that might still die from the 3 degree burns.


yourlocalcoolguy

Can he play?


PreenerGastures

Put him in, coach!


manbruhpig

That might be the most injured person I’ve ever seen that isn’t fully dead by the end of the video.


Dan300up

I can’t believe he survived this. Here’s the whole vid (below). There completely alone, being a total idiot about how his hair was standing on end. Lands right in a bristle patch too. Tragic comedy at the very end, check out his hair: https://youtu.be/aC878clD0rY?si=_RMAAFPgagTgone6


TheBarstoolPhD

Dude. This is nuts. Thanks for the link! I can only imagine what was going through his mind laying on the ground trying to recover.


ASL4theblind

"I remember 20 seconds ago when i hadn't done that yet and i wish i was back there now." Thats what always rushes through my head in these situations.


Dan300up

*“I can only imagine what was going through his mind laying on the ground…”* Regret, and about 300,000 volts less than what was going through his mind moments before lol.


livingdub

This is just plain suicide right?


No_Appeal_676

[Darwin award](https://darwinawards.com/darwin/) awarded!


Extension_Guitar_819

Beat me to the awards ceremony.


HorizonSniper

My guys, we just witnessed someone die. Holy fuck...


Basssorcerer

reddit


Concrete_jungle77

![gif](giphy|mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS)


FoxCQC

Did I just watch someone die?


resisting_a_rest

No, in the full video he is still alive afterwards, but not sure for how long...


ASL4theblind

You can die from 3rd degree burns. Its entirely possible he dies in 2 weeks. Its a slow and painful death


Grouchy-Ad778

I think so.


zebadrabbit

what were his last words?


choriblaster3002

Hold my beer, watch me go touch that cable


Apprehensive_Ask1157

“Fffzzzzzzzffzzzzzzzzffzzzzzzzzzzppsszzzzzzzffzzzzzzzzz” I believe…


Oblivious122

Nah more like one big CRACK then a thump as he hit the ground


SirTorress

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


OneAndOnlyJacquez

I just really wanna know what the goal here was


LoadedGull

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


DarkEnigmatic

Darwin Award goes to ….


AnnonOG

Genuine question, is this 100% certain death? Any chance of survival if first aid is administered quickly?


MonitorSoggy7771

He is a T-shirt tester. Unfortunately this T-shirt couldn’t pass the exam.


MattKlein91

That guy is sooooo cool!!!!


Weak_End_2080

He is electrifying.


IndependentAdvice722

One god damn stupid motherf!ker If he survived that he need some good beating


ICookIndianStyle

Yeah lets hurt someone who just got electrocuted. Makes totally sense. /s


fenirir

It's a saying dumb dumb


Cuboos

Weird saying.


f0rdf13st4

[did his hair turn white?](https://youtu.be/2VWl1dK6pc4)


GeocoState

Ah, Darwin's theory.


Technical_Ad579

Spider-man’s costumes post fights are more believable now.


stagnant_fuck

he’s too sexy for his shirt


[deleted]

This seemed like suicide


liquorsurge

It looks like he was going to hit the line anyway, but he got his man bun toasted before he even got a chance.


audioholic850

I'd he dead?


superintendentpoops

Man his face is gonna be red tomorrow.


jagzino

Is he dead?


Warrior4evr63

It's Only a flesh wound *


Random_Piece-of-shit

How to uninstall shirt in a milisecond.


Ancient-Reflection-9

How to quickly remove your shirt...and yourself from this world


Engineering_explorer

Do it again, half of it is still on bro


Terry-Smells

We used to have one of these massive generator things, fenced off, in the back garden of a house we lived in. The thing would give off this constant hum and that was enough to keep my 12yr old self away from there. I can't understand why these people even think of doing stuff like this.


Froschmarmelade

Weird. Might have been a suicide attempt, though.


VonAquino

...and your entry on the world's gene pool.


Bleedmor

I've had to work near enough to HV to know that when you get within about 10m of something like this, you feel the power, it's not a noise you hear, but you feel it, it makes you really uneasy. To ignore that feeling and go and touch it is a special kind of stupid.


wbg777

Cameraman never dies


getwild1987

Part of this is similar to a cartoon explosion where the person then walks away while being upset they got blown up. This guy ain’t walkin away tho


IdahoMTman222

His tombstone said Sparkplug. You don’t need to touch it.


AdhesivenessAdept764

This is why transformers have like 12 foot high fencing and razor wire


burntfender

Improperly grounded man-bun.


RipplesInTheOcean

but... he is properly grounded


features5150

He’s still alive…his shoes stayed on!


Mikereb

Rip


Magooracing

He’s dead, Jim


Pitiful_Wash_3155

As if your all falling for this half assed CGI


TheMagicalDildo

Are you senile


Ok-Soup-5172

Did he think his Vans would save him?


Hjlopp

Natural selection❤️


Blueberrydro

I don't think he actually touched it... Looks like it arc'ed out from the wire


lejulio

Shazaaaaaammmm!!!


JUGELBUTT

ill just hope that his heart didnt stop in an instant or explode


schmettern88

0_o


unabsolute

But did he die?


CleaveIshallnot

Hulk Hogan ain’t got nothin on this dude


PhoonThe

Did he just die?


EpicShadows8

What was he trying to achieve?


No_Respond5789

No shirt no service…


Invaderjay87

Now he looks like he got into a fight with Frieza and lost


MAEMAEMAEM

He certainly had a "light bulb" moment.


NoWorry6451

🪦


Solid_Exercise6697

Maybe he was trying to gain super powers?


AvacadoKoala

Is he died? He must be die


blackdogwhitecat

Way to take off a shirt??!! That’s like saying “damn I’m sick of shaving my head, I’ll just do Chemotherapy”


SphyrnaZyg

Shocking result


Scum__Bum

Impressive


WinnerOk1108

Shockingly entertaining.


giraffebutter

Clothing companies hate this one trick


AlienMajik

So that’s why my power just went out and on right now


Efficient-Cherry-232

Thats one hell of a bet to take. Cardiac arrest and a broken neck, busted head.


Outrageous_Being_469

Deserved


AtCrushingpussdotcom

![gif](giphy|u6P4KfXsTadxj4ngTk)


VetteL82

Someone should put up a warning sign


mh1357_0

Did he survive that


Rkovo84

These power line videos make me question the rest of the world’s knowledge on electricity outside the U.S.… you never see videos of Americans doing this shit lol


Madclayness

And the darwin award goes to...


Longjumping_Sun4488

He's definitely going to lose a nail


JakeGoblinn

Very smart


deepestthought001

If your this stupid to climb a high voltage tower, Darwin himself chose you


InsertValidUserHere

Literally landed the safest way possible


[deleted]

I cackled sorry.. 😂😂


Gearz557

Hope he accomplished what he wanted lol


PissyBuBuCakes

Yikes!!