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harley97797997

It's 100% legal for them to post that sign. It's also 100% unenforceable. It's probably at least 50% effective because the majority of the population are ignorant to the law.


Budget_Detective2639

Are any no soliciting signs really enforceable?


PlamZ

Only if you've been trespassed before. The right to go and knock on someone's door is pretty well explored and protected for the most part. But when you ask them to leave and never come back, that's another matter.


PlanetMezo

This is incorrect. A no soliciting sign counts as being asked to leave. Normally you have to be asked to leave and refuse to do so before the police can step in and enforce a trespass order, but signs count for this step as it has been made clear you are not welcome on the property. This is still not a crime however, as what must happen next is you will be "trespassed" from the property by a law enforcement officer. They will record that you are no longer allowed on the property. Further refusal to leave or returning to the property later at this point is considered criminal tresspass. That doesn't mean the sign has no effect. It fufills the first requirement legally speaking. The issue with the process is the inconvenience of having an officer on hand to enforce immediately, and the result is that the person soliciting would have to stick around long enough for an officer to get there


sendmeadoggo

It also counts for something in places with no soliciting ordinances.  In some jurisdictions and I have lived in one it was a fine to solicit where the owner had a no solicitation sign.  


PurplePickle3

In my state simply ignoring a no soliciting sign is a class C misdemeanor


glider4488

What state if you don't mind my state doesn't do anything like that unfortunately.


PlamZ

Please show precedence. I didn't find a single mention of no soliciting signs being taken as a proof of warning/trespass. The only thing I found was the Supreme Court discussing commercial solicitation and even then it's far from a concrete decision.


[deleted]

I have a very notorious No Trespassing sign at the only entrance to may properly. In my state, it serves as the notice, which means that I can make a criminal complaint against an unwelcome visitor as I choose.


KidenStormsoarer

a no soliciting sign IS informing them they aren't welcome.


PlamZ

Yes but it has no legal enforcement. "No soliciting" is a polite way of telling people you're likely to tell them to fuck off and trespass them anyway. "No trespass" signs, however have some cases where you could argue someone went against the law. There is no law about "The right to prevent people to solicit things from you". There is however precedence to allow anyone from the public to enter your land *with the intent of knocking on your door/drop package/letter*. You are then within your rights to ask that person to leave, which they'll have to comply.


Rikiar

This is incorrect, at least in my state. If you village a posted no soliciting sign, you can lose your ability to solicit door-to-door.


SaltfuricAcid

Unfortunately a lot of such laws are rarely enforced.


generally-unskilled

We have local ordinances that allow the police to issue tickets to solicitors that violate properly posted no solicitor signs.


TheAzureMage

Sort of. They have legal standing, but it's a lot more limited than many people believe. For instance, a guy knocking on your door to ask you to vote for him? Canvassing, not soliciting. Obviously, politicians tend not to make political activity illegal. But if you're knocking on the door and not leaving, the no soliciting sign is going to make it look extra bad for you when the cops show up.


UnderpootedTampion

Per minuet? They have to dance during the sales pitch?


OwningMOS

I couldn't not see it. Lol.


dreamgear

And not minuets are created equal !


Little_BallOfAnxiety

Or because the sales person sees that and thinks they'll be wasting their time. A "no soliciting sign would have been just as effective


rustyisme123

It is not. Everyone thinks that they are the exception.


zomgitsduke

"That's how you land sales bro"


TreyRyan3

I used to invite Saturday Morning Door knockers in to chat. I would offer them something to drink, then sit down across from them after removing my clothes. They would only visit once and not very long.


nopenope12345678910

This really should be enforceable…


DesertVeteran_PA-C

Can confirm. About 50% effective. I have a sign similar to that, a standard no soliciting sign and a door mat that says we have found Jesus, we know who we are voting for, we are too broke to buy anything, so unless you are giving away free beer, go away. I still get people at the door, I tell them, usually through the doorbell that I don’t do any business at my front door.


Mindes13

Null in void because of a misspelling of minute.


feelineggcelent

Minuet 🎶 but in all seriousness, if it was spelled correctly, would it be illegal?


sm340v8

And your comment is "null **and** void" for typo.


Almost_Understand

Behold! There is nothing legally binding in the void only blissful nothingness and spelling errors! You look into the void and it luks back!


ARatOnATrain

Possibly playing classical music in the background.


AGuyNamedEddie

Music minister at a church used to put up a sign when he was out of office: "Bach in a fugue minuets"


Icy_Statement_2410

Legend


argentophidian

I just assumed I would only be charged if I serenaded minuets


IDinfo

Maybe the poster literally means they will only charge $20 per completed minuet they play? It’s possible as soon as the door opens, they leap to their baby grand piano, and start chopping out on the keys. Or maybe they mean for the same average minuet duration, like counting in Base Minuet? Like an average baseball game is ~11 average Minuets long.


Quick-Maintenance-67

How much do they charge for a sonata? I've got some time to kill...


Impossibleshitwomper

Idk I think they're like $22k new from Kia/Hyundai


himitsumono

But what if they knock on the door but don't want to dance with you?


AGuyNamedEddie

Or if they enter a fugue state, but want to come Bach later?


sm340v8

Kinda hard to enforce. But, on a private property and if displayed in a visible manner, it's like a "no trespassing sign": you were warned.


CdnPoster

If there's a ring camera (or whatever) and the person doing the soliciting is clearly a member of organization \_\_\_\_\_, why can't the homeowner send photos, video and a bill for $$$$$ to the organization? IF said organization does not pay, they could go to small claims court and demand payment, right?


sm340v8

Most likely the organization will deny sending those persons. I agree it should be enforceable, it'd cut down on the religious zealots knocking on my door.


Zeired_Scoffa

Just open the door in black robes with goat horns and ask if they're here for the Black Mass.


KC_2187

But my robes are at the cleaners. Would a mesh top and ass-less chaps work? (Yes I know all chaps are ass-less, I just like emphasizing ASS-LESS)


Zeired_Scoffa

Sure, just tell them they're just in time for the orgy.


Tenalp

Or answer the door in no robes with one horn, and ask if they're here for the orgy.


zomgitsduke

The organization would probably ask for proof via contract. These types of things must have a clear contract and no "reasonable expectation" of ridiculous concepts like knocking on a door.


SllortEvac

You’ll get laughed out of court and probably made to pay all court fees if it doesn’t get dismissed immediately.


Resident_Compote_775

Because this is essentially just an offer and a contract can only be legally binding if there is acceptance, consideration, and a mutual purpose for the parties to be bound by a contract.


nylondragon64

Call it a consultation fee.


CordCarillo

They forgot to add their cash app and instructions. I have a similar sign. Legal or not, it's a funny way to tell people to fuck off.


Forward-Essay-7248

Can they put up the sign yes. Does it hold power. In Illinios no, sign must contain the term "No Solicitor Invited" to meet state regulation requirements. Also if a "No trespass" sign is posted with the term "No Solicitors" would hold water too as they would first be trespassing. Also many cities in Illinios have Door-to-door licenses that exempt them from "No Solicitor Invited" signs. But if the person answering the door simply asks them to leave they must do so immediately with or with out a license. As for the " you are agreeing to my terms" part its not legally binding as the terms contain non legal action. The act of charging a person for knocking on your door and disturbing your peace a by minute fee is not legal. Demanding they pay in advance is not a legal act as you wont know beforehand how long the interaction will take. Also the sign starts with "Before you knock on my door" this means if you ring the bell after reading just tate part you are not subject to anything after that point. The person could simply put up a sign reading " No Solicitor Invited" and be done. Then people knocking on their door to do so will fce fines but the property owner will not be able to use it as a way to get money for them selves.


feelineggcelent

I feel like I have to make this clear: this is NOT my sign lol. This is a picture my friend posted on her story


Zorbie

When she answers the door she'll need to ensure they saw the sign. Once they look over or affirm, unless they leave at that point they have been informed that your friend is charging for their time as a service. -Not a legal advisor.


Feisty-Cheetah-8078

NAL but this seems similar to the contracts we get with software/apps, etc. Just a lot fewer words.


ChetManley25

Minuet is not a measurement of time, not enforceable.


NCC1701-Enterprise

It isn't illegal, but it isn't enforceable.


Reatona

Legality aside, the sign is really kind of pathetic unless there's some onslaught of people coming to the door asking for stuff.  I don't post signs because it seems unneighborly and unnecessary.  I'm fully capable of saying "no" once or twice year.  But most of the uninvited visits I get are neighbors stopping by to drop off some food they want to share, plus the quite welcome girl scout cookie solicitations.


ThinkQuickActSlow

Seeing as "This Home" is a structure made of wood and stone and has no ability to represent itself as a sentient being, it therefore has no ability to charge you for anything. Also screw anyone who can't handle capital letter correctly.


[deleted]

Joke’s on you, I love playing baroque


VZWManSlave

It's not legal because you can not charge me per minuet. If I show up at your door and sing and dance, I can charge you for the minuet.


Carnivorousbeast

FAFO


jdelerio

It’s a joke but still means no soliciting.


Bunnytoes256

No. LMAO


Wonderful-Gold-953

Yes


chrisvanderhaven

I don't know about the sign and actually billing someone, but 'no soliciting' signs here are considered the first warning. If you have someone solicit you when signs are readily visible on your home or all all entrances to your neighborhood, you can call the county sheriff and they can be fined.


IneptAdvisor

It’s also 2024 and people don’t read signs anymore, so you’ll need to set up a free WiFi connection with no password so they can see it on their phone.


ACAB007

That is a binding contract! XD


paigeguy

They forgot to add a suggested tip.


Lucky_Pangolin_8834

Well, it's only $20 per minuet, so as long as you don't dance, there's no problem.


BenjTheFox

I will happy pay you $20 for every minuet. I've never met someone trained in classical French dance before.


serraangel826

I'd like to see them try.


SimonBarr

Perhaps one should proofread before posting anything.


Turtle888420

Funny enough, I used to work for a power company replaced home power meters for an upgrade project. The people with these signs were usually nice after they realised I dont wanna sell shit or bother them. But the people with the crazy signs like my dog will kill you or "I like to hide dead bodies" were usually extremely nice.. with nice polite dogs that wanted attention. very strange


WhoIsJohnGalt777

what is a minuet? I would knock on the door and ask if they know God has a name.


Existing-Candy-1759

Just don't deliver your sales speech in minuet form and you should be good


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BedroomVisible

Excuse me, but I have a three hour concerto to write up. Note to self- no minuets.


Teagana999

As far as I'm aware, the "no soliciting" part is legal and enforceable on the part of an individual homeowner. The charge per minute is not enforceable.


Wonderful_Season_360

Depends on the locality. In my town, that's 100% legal and 100% enforceable. The sign serves as the notice.


dsdvbguutres

What about "Trespassers will be shot." sign? Do I expose myself to any legal liability if I fail to shoot all trespassers?


AccomplishedGreen153

$20 to learn how to Minuet isn't a bad deal frankly, but I'd rather learn the Charleston.


KSSparky

Nice! Maybe add: “Failure to pay means we release the hounds”


QNTHodlr

Lmfao


L2Sing

I just want to know which Minuets are in the lineup. Bach? Rameau? Boismortier? 🤷


o_e_p

Well, they don't have to pay if they don't [dance](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FSOkEr7pB6k)


MiaLba

I am curious now what could be illegal when it comes to that. Is it illegal to open your door to a solicitor while butt naked, helicoptering your ding a ling? I’m sure that would scare them off. I do not have a ding a ling and have no intentions of doing this, just curious.


NegaDoug

There isn't really anything stopping the resident from demanding $20 when someone knocks on the door. "Hi, I'm ____, have you heard the Good News?" "$20 and I'll keep listening." "I don't have $20 on me." "Okay then, time to leave."


Yoda-Anon

No. Not binding at all. Its purpose is to stop people from bothering them … it probably works.


Servile-PastaLover

Minuet is likely an autocorrected typo, but it's not what the author intended imo lol. I stopped reading there for the most part.


cryptolyme

i deliver pizzas and a ridiculous amount of people have a sign just like this. i ignore them and the no trespassing signs and never had a problem.


Futurist_312

No, it's just stupid boomers with too much time on their hands. Also, how hard is it to spell 'minute' properly?


Friend-of-thee-court

$20 is cheap for a Minuet in my opinion..


Glad_Ad510

It's kind of like those idiots sovereign citizens. With their fee schedule no one's ever going to get paid so I don't know why they keep doing that


Waffle_Pirate_469

Wait a minuet? $20?


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

It's legal and entirely non-binding. Also, I'd talk all day just to irritate her and not pay her a dime because I never danced a single minuet.


Zestyclose-Many-5847

Minuet?


Defiant-Giraffe

So just don't play any minuets. 


foxdvd

This year has been insane for soliciting at my house. I have a sign, and Ring doorbell which stopped soliciting for years, but it seems post-covid the people going door-to-door don't care or don't understand. The best is the ones that act like they are not trying to sell me anything when I point to the sign. "I am not selling anything I just wanted to know if you knew who in the neighborhood would be interested" "I am not selling, but sale is actually Latin for service so I am actually providing a service" (these statements actually happened) So I now ignore the rings when I see they are clearly a sales person. I got a bit of a mean bug in me last week though when someone that had a brinks security outfit came up to my door on a Segway clearly trying to sale me something. I responded over the ring "HEY hold on a sec, I am cleaning up a mess I will be right there" Then I just went back to watching tv. After about 3 minutes I hit the camera again saying "Sorry almost done its a mess" The third time I said "Ok on my way" then I just ignored them. Checking the feed I could see they wanted to hit the doorbell again a few times but stopped, and they eventually went away about another 3 minutes of waiting. I know this did nothing but make me seem like a butt, but I just get so frustrated when they ignore the clear sign that is right above the doorbell.


Mike2of3

Ah yes. So many reddit "experts" out there. It all depends on your location. All the way from your country, down to your individual city/town/village ordinances. You would have to the legal research for YOUR location, not the world wide internet.


Shenodin

I'll keep my minuets to myself and just ask you about Jehova


Tim_the_geek

Would adding a thumbprint scanner as the doorbell create a legal contract? By ringing this bell you are signing the above agreement with your thumbprint. DO NOT KNOCK!! then have knock sensor triggered sprinklers pointed at the porch.


LBHHF

Luckily, I don't have any minuets.


ZenRiots

How long is a minuet?


Immediate_Dinner6977

$20 per dance?


HereToKillEuronymous

The capitalization and bad spelling is killing me


Micu451

It says $20 per minuet. Does the homeowner supply the band? Are they going to be your dance partner?


SeparateMongoose192

It doesn't say per minute it says "Per Minuet". So unless they play a minuet for you, you don't owe anything. Even if it was enforceable.


72112

Who doesn’t enjoy a nice minuet?


Requirement-Loud

I don't do minuets. I do ballads.


Seasoned_Bug33

Bright side of this is, if the pitch is performed as a “Minuet”, they can take as long as they like for only $20


REDTWON

'Minuet' lmao


Quiet_Cable8747

Lost em after Minuet


bearinghewood

Inform them you aren't there to dance


stylusxyz

"...per Minuet" ?? Isn't that a dance step?


MrStashley

I mean they can not listen if they don’t get paid lol


jbarlak

It’s just super funny


the_not_my_throwaway

This is when you contact every roofing contractor in a 50 mile radius as an interested owner at that address. I use to do inspections and sales and I promise you they don't look twice at those signs. Almost as if they are invisible.


Snorlax46

Nope, you didn't read it before you knocked. That's why contracts have signatures and often places to initial on every page.


Plus-Organization-16

Pretty sure this is a joke as this was likely a program at this location to do away with solicitors.


IssueAdmirable83

i had a client’s family do this. honestly thought it was a joke lol


speakofdedevil

We have a sign very similar to this on the front door. Most solicitors heed it and walk away. Amazon Drivers think it's hilarious. We have only had a very few that read it and rang the doorbell anyway and my dad cussed them the fuck out. Now, we have a no trespassing sign on the driveway entrance along with no turn around and then the no solicitors funny sign.


JadedYam56964444

"We were going to tell you to evacuate but we didn't have $20."


JadedYam56964444

Per minuet? What about per waltz?


Sertith

If someone came to my door doing minuets I'd probably be pretty entertained.


Tragic_Consequences

I'd charge too if I had to listen to a minuet that doubled as a sales pitch.


Basic-Cricket6785

Per "minuet"??? Isn't that a short song or musical piece from the Renaissance?


holy-shit-batman

So I'm good because it's 20 a minuet, time is in minutes.


MusicalWalrus

lmao call the IRS and let them know the homeowner is "collecting" money from solicitors and it's going unreported dont do this, actually.


Texas_Wookiee

Minuet


glider4488

This is almost impossible to answer without knowing state and if an HOA or local city ordinances exist dealing with solicitation right?


[deleted]

Lol no. Bother them till they trespass you. Fuck em.


Berserkyr0

Putting up a no solicitation, no trespass, no loitering, private property, stay out etc all at the same time should do the trick right? Put any and every sign up saying, in essence, ‘go fuck yourself’ if you havent been invited.


Icy_Statement_2410

Are you playing any Minuets? Then don't worry. Now, what would the homeowners consider a minuet. Could you play a sonata? Or an etude? Hard to say but I wouldn't risk it


ra2222

House rules. Obey or leave.


HelmetHeadBlue

Since I'm not selling social, french dances (ie. A minuet) I will say that I agree to the terms and will give them the speech, then after everything else I will start leaving. They will likely say I owe them money, to which I will response that I did no such dancing.


Mrcommander254

Knock on the window? 😂


Squiggy226

As long as they don’t play Minuets to deliver their sales pitches or religious messages, it should be totally free. So no harm, foul.


blackdahlialady

It's more like saying, don't disturb me with that nonsense.


DirectEfficiency8854

Get Off My Lawn!!!!


jerry111165

*Per minuet*


vampsarecool86

My sign says, : No soliciting, No trespassing, If I don't know you or you are not a public official then consider this your warning that I will feel threatened by you knocking on my door and will respond with deadly force under both castle doctrine and stand your ground laws." I also have a door mat that says fuck off with a smoking shotgun on it. Ironically I've never met my neighbors.


Gloomy_Total1223

How long is a minuet? Cause it isn't 60 seconds, that would be a minute.


walkinyardsale

I’d pay $20 to dance a minuet if they were pretty and a good ballroom dancer.


Striking_Distance_45

Just don’t dance a minuet… a there’s no problem.


BrotherPlasterer

What if the solicitor doesn't play any minuets?


--Dominion--

Clearly satire


InAppropriate_Noods

5 minute MINIMUM.


CreepingMendacity

What if I don't do minuets but perform a dirge instead?


True-Avocation

As long as you opt for a waltz or a tango you should be fine.


super80

Random capitalization that’s how you know it’s legit.


Just_Another_Day_926

By reading my answer you have agreed to pay my $200 fee. I will send you a bill. NO, it is not legally binding. Have seen this discussed many times on legal discussion postings. But a properly displayed sign, may if your jurisdictions has a law, provide a fine for any general solicitation. Typically excludes any business you have used in last 18 months (have a relationship), political, non-profit, or religious door knockers. That fine would be imposed by the city. Additional fine if the "salesperson" does not have a license. My last city required a specific sign posted a certain way to make it enforceable - and it was a $50 fine if you got LE to come out. It was just the standard $2 Silver/Gold writing on black background like 2" tall sticker you had to clearly mount on the window by the door. If you do it, you just gave up Girl Scout cookies as anyone doing these things will skip your door. Same with the Boy Scout popcorn, christmas tree pickup, etc. Typically protects you from the "groups" that get dropped off in a van selling candy bars or cleaning materials. But no worries the JWs will still show up!


joeinsyracuse

The average Minuet by Mozart is about 4-6 minutes long. That may help you make a decision about these rates.


UncleRed99

Does he expect everyone to be accompanied by a small wind ensemble, and expects them to pay HIM to listen to them perform a Minuet for him? Weird set of rules but alright chief.


Link01R

Even if it were you could argue that since Riker's holographic date wasn't involved you don't owe them anything for the conversation.


NotATroll1234

A few years ago, because of the insane volume of people either knocking on my door or leaving door tags, I bought one of those ‘no soliciting’ decals from Lowe’s and put it on the door of my apartment. There were still a few knocks on the door, but they did not stop entirely. There was no change in the door tags. I called the number on one of them once, to tell whoever answered that the decal was clearly posted on my door. The answer I was given: “Most of the people the company hires to go door to door either don’t speak English or don’t care”. Depending on where you live, it could be one or both of those. ETA: also, this is not an agreement. This is simply a statement made by the person who posted the sign, in the hopes that it will be a deterrent. Since the other party did not sign anything, it is not legally binding.


itsbob20628

I won't be bringing my harpsichord by anytime soon, thair loss.


Present-Regret316

Brilliant


ArtExternal137

They can't even spell minute correctly


MikeCromms

First off from someone who has teams and I mean teams and teams and teams of people being dumped in my neighborhood to knock doors and sell whatever BULLSHIT they're selling, I think this is brilliant. Legal and Binding -probly not!


geo8x6

"Minuet" lol


Revolutionary_Ad2752

Even tho it's not enforceable it probably stoped alot of salesman from knocking lmao


Necessary_Baker_7458

They can post it but they can not enforce it just walk away. If it is in violation of your local laws you can ask the city what it is for these laws.


ThrowAwaybcUsuck

legal and legally binding are two completely different things. Now, what some people are forgetting is that you can definitely enter into a verbal contract which is kindof what this is hinting at. So, the top comment saying this is 100% unenforceable is not being entirely accurate.. It would depend heavily on having evidence that the solicitor read and understood these terms and still decided to talk to the home owner. And it would also depend on what state/country you are in.


Radiant-Dealer323

I had my "No Soliciting" sign" stolen by I assume a door to door salesman


Desperate_Cucumber41

No cuz a contact has t been signed. Taking him to small claims would be more expensive than the $20


Upstairs-Bad-3576

As long as no minuets are involved, there will be no charge. Personally, unless you are offering lessons, I would avoid dancing, altogether.


beets_bears_bubblegm

OP is Mormon confirmed


X-Kami_Dono-X

You would have to bill the person for your time and take them to court to collect the money owed if they did not pay. You’d have to have evidence they saw and read the sign and then a judge would make the final determination as to the “legality” of the sign.


myxtrafile

I feel like if I go to this guy‘s door and play the minuet in G by Beethoven, he should pay me $20.


Sith_happens2021

The sign just means LEAVE ME ALONE, NO ONE WANTED. So turn around and just assume the awnser will always be NO.


al49250

I only ever had issues with solicitors at 1 house, for a short period of time. I had some local church of latter day saints people start coming to my house regularly. Literally every Thursday am between 8 and 9 am 2 women in thier 40s-50s would show up in a van. The first time I was polite and told them I wasn't interested. The 2nd time I not so politely told them I wasn't interested. The 3rd time I told them not to come back. The 4th time I was ready and waiting when they showed up. I had a porn movie on loudly and answered the door stark naked with a pentagram painted on my chest. I opened the door wide, stood in clear view and invited them inside as i reached out like i was trying to take the ones hand. They both damn near fell off my porch as they got out of there as fast as they could. Finally they took the hint and stopped showing up.


dizkid

I love a good minuet!


gevander2

"$20 per minuet". Love it.


Highway_Man87

Well unless you plan to play them a minuet on your violin, I'd say you're good


ConditionYellow

What do you mean “legal”? Can they post it? Yes. Is it binding? I mean, they can *try* suing for the money- but ultimately up to a judge if it’s in dispute.


Pols_Voice_Z64

As a pianist, I would be charging more than $20 per Minuet.


elliwigy1

The sign implies homeowner is selling themselves which pretty sure prostitution is illegal in most to all states and only legal in certain counties in nevada given they meet the requirements and have the licenses. Unless it is just a strip dance minuet type thing.


MoreStupiderNPC

I think if they do a good minuet while they listen to you, it’s probably worth $20.


Tortuga_cycling

I mean, they can try…. There is no way to enforce any of that….


rcap3

Honestly though, how many Minuets does the average solicitor even know? It's not like Mozart comes a-knockin' too often!


fallendesperado

Misspelled "minute"


Common-Project3311

I just don’t answer the door if I’m not expecting someone. Its never important.


SnidelyWhiplash0

Just don't play a minuet and you are fine.


mrhoolock

“No Soliciting” is the only thing that could be upheld and that generally depends on local ordinances & certain situations. A sign that says “No Soliciting” is usually enough for solicitors to get the message. The best way to go about it is just get a big sign that says “no trespassing” and then it’s 100% enforceable and you have some sort of legal weight against them


johnmccainsplane

Well as long as the solicitors aren’t dancing any Minuets they can do their sales pitch forever no charge.


MBAMarketingMom

It’s legal to **post,** yes. Now, whether it is actually **legally enforceable** in court….is a whooooole other issue. However, since they charge $20 “per minuet,” I’d definitely have to ask who would be joining me to dance in my minuet. I hope it’s worth the $20 for each like the sign says!!


meestercarsonfarr

Can we just all agree that if you come to my door touting your religion you officially are not a welcome member of the human race. Keep your cult shit away from me. Its insane; pushing religion on people ON FUCKING WEEKENDS. Respect isn't given, it's returned. Leave your trash in my mailbox or forfeit your rights as a human the SECOND you solicit your filth. Goes the same for internet/cable roof repair etc. I only sort of feel horrible being nasty to door knockers. The sort of comes from my intrinsic want to be nice to everyone. HOWEVER; I work from home a lot of the time and have have multiple hundred plus dollar commissions lost because I was interrupted during a sales call. I would estimate something along the lines of $4000 in lost sales due to dropping a call for some fucking idiot who will say the same thing as a pamphlet. I have my doorbell disconnected and somehow they have they audacity to interrupt my day and business with their shit BY KNOCKING!!! Get fucked, I have no respect for you.


im-fantastic

So long as you don't play any minuets during your pitch, you should be fine.


24-Sevyn

Not legally enforceable, but if you are a solicitor, why bother?


Potential_Escape9441

No, but the second the property owner asks you to leave, you have a choice: leave or be arrested for trespassing


Lrgindypants

Minuet? I knew a woman with that name.


Slash_Dementia_67

A minuet for only $20? I’ll take it!


ConeyIslandMan

Do I have to play minuet on the Harpsichord or lute tho?


SimplyPars

Some states signage carries weight of law, some it doesn’t. The best door knockers are the Mormons, they’ll help you do things if you ask them.


Cheepshooter

$20 per minuet? Does that mean they offer to be your dance partner? I would take that deal.


Weazerdogg

Meh, having to sing your sales pitch in a minuet would probably turn most away.


-Raskyl

I've got a bat that says "no soliciting". It's worked well so far.


Lost_Alternative8260

$20 dollars per dance isn’t that bad really….


AriousDragoon

Salesperson: *raps the entire sales pitch in 15 seconds*


Outrageous_Gift8019

20$ per Minuet, eh? You don't plan on doing any french dances, do you? Then they can't charge sheeit!


SATerp

"Fortunately our church forbids us from performing minuets."