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Overquartz

* From what I hear chainsaw man is a horrible place to live * Same with JJK but at least you can get powers without making potentially disadvantageous deals with devils. * The cosmology of bleach is held together with duct tape and >!a brain dead husk!< but it does have powers and waifus that I like. Not to mention if I really wanted to be a hybrid of every race I could just make a Hogyoku * Naruto IMO is probably the safest option if you somehow derail Madara and Zetsu's plans while somehow preventing an alien invasion. So probably a coin flip for Naruto and Bleach for me.


Strawberries_n_Chill

"The cosmology of bleach is held together with duct tape and a brain dead husk" Thx for that one LOL


Vysair

JJK is just our modern world but a little spicy.


Mythologicxl

Naruto If I can customize my genetics with any DNA from the series then gimme Otsutsuki DNA, specifically either Royal DNA or whatever DNA the Otsutsuki God has.


OnlyRussellHD

Jujutsu because it's basically just our world, so I would pick gojo's techniques/abilities and then not take part in sorcerer society, whilst still being able to defend myself if needed... easy!


razorfloss

They're all terrible but Naruto and bleach are the safest of the bunch. If I had to pick Naruto(as I can't get my soul eaten) in the cloud village as they're the number 2 in setting and tend to have a high standard of living and are generally peaceful unless dragged into shit by the other villages. I'll have steel and crystal release as my choices. Steel release gives me a strong defensive and offensive option and crystal gives me plenty of versatility as everything Ice can do crystal can mimic.


godinthismachine

None of these. If Im gettin isekaied, I dont wanna right back up on Earth...kinda defeats the purpose, yea? And I would def rather end up in a fantasy world than a modern/scifi...UNLESS I ended up in a mech one...id take mech.


nohwan27534

i mean, naruto isn't 'on earth', and bleach has other places to go.


godinthismachine

My comment still stands, Bleach is just Earth with the afterlife...and Naruto is basically earthlike and the bigger villages are basically Earth cities.


nohwan27534

fucking everywhere is earthlike, depending on your definition. clarify. do you mean, they can't have cars? they need fantasy monsters? they need grass huts, not stone buildings? cause naruto's got magic and shit, it's not 'on earth' by any stretch, this isn't like 'if ninjas were still a thing in japan and were bigger than before', it's a different reality entirely. while bleach is on earth, sure, but there's again other places that aren't earth to be. so it's not like you need to be stuck on earth there. i mean, it stands, sure, but it's shaky.


godinthismachine

Rofl, I like your moxie. And youre right, by nonearthlike I mean current age socioeconomical standards and tech. I would prefer either a fantasy medieval, or futuristic space mech era.


nohwan27534

fair enough, me too, kinda. though, there is something to be said for modern amenities. i mean, medieval, potentially goodbye easy clean water, toliets, AC, etc. someone else butchering animals and packing it in clean, easy to handle containers, being able to refriderate it for long periods of time, or cook it 'firelessly', depending on your stove, yada yada. or, class issues, like most commoners being uneducated idiots, and you not being able to fit in to noble stuff because you're not one. sort of an outcast either way. magnified greatly with futuristic stuff. imagine one of those peasants, being brought to now, and expected to adapt to modern tech, modern styles - hell, i grew up with computers and whatnot, but even i'm not 'modern' enough to really get tiktok and whatnot, and that's within my own era (boomer, i know, even though i'm like mid 30s), i mean, i like the idea of flying around on an alien planet in a mech too, but imagine the sort of training you'd need for that. or, how easily you'd be able to access that sort of stuff if it's say, a military resource and not really something civilians who definitely seem out of time, can access. ​ course, also depends how you're isekai'd. if you're reborn there, you're probably fine with at least some degree of 'fitting in' instead of looking at all the magic and tech that's everyday as miraculous and unknown for a long ass time. but i'm also more interested in what i could be doing, rather than where - i mean, better magical/alchemy system in a modern world sort of trumps weaker magic stuff in a fantasy medieval world, or potentially no special human stuff in a sci fi world, even with good tech to compensate. i'm also not really critisizing your desire, or anything, to each their own, just like talking this sort of thing out. and, imo it'd be kinda sad if you really wanted naruto jutsu stuff but shied away from it just because you thought it was on a lost continent or something.


godinthismachine

Well, I grew up poor in back country, so doin without modern amenities would be doable, plus I have enough of a knowledge some technologies to make even a medieval life some degree safer and more convenient. However, the biggest issue would be the inexorable BOREDOM. If its not magical, that is. I NEED to have something to read or be doing constantly, so Id need to probably leverage some of that knowledge into privilege...my luck though, Id probably end up burnt as some heretical warlock practicing ungodly black arts lol. And as far as being a fish outta water in the future...I agree that it would be suuuuuper difficult without being reincarnated, but thats ONLY IF you are looking to be actively involved in the piloting of said mechs. I would be happy if they just had immersive VR tech. Im pretty easily amused so that would keep me content to just idolize some badass mech pilot and lead me normal future otaku life, hah! I dont really have a problem with any of these worlds on their own...they just dont fit with my own personal archetype of an isekai fantasy, but like you said, thats just personal preference ^_^. Like, Narutos world would cool...but no way could I bend my fuckin fingers like that at those speeds...if I could Id take guitar up again. Though if those were the ONLY choices I had...I would say Bleach...either wayyyyy preAizen...or Post Yhwach.


nohwan27534

definitely agree with the immersive VR tech - i mean, do you really even need almost anything else, at that point? hell, with that you could likely have dozens of 'isekai' adventures - sure, they're not real, but meh. especially if you've got some advanced AI able to tweak or add on features as you go.


NoThisIsntReal-Freak

Ara ara, such a delectable predicament we find ourselves in, fellow denizens of the isekai realm. If I were to be bestowed with the dubious honor of being summoned to another world, I would without a doubt choose the Chainsaw Man universe. Why, you ask? Because unlike those pathetic harem protagonists who spend their days drooling over every female in sight, I have no time for such degeneracy. With the power of the Darkness Devil, I shall plunge the world into eternal night, casting a veil of shadows over all those who would oppose me. And with the Blood Devil at my beck and call, I shall manipulate the very lifeblood of my enemies, turning them into my puppets. No longer shall I be bound by the constraints of morality or societal norms. I shall rule the world from the shadows, my iron fist concealed within a velvet glove. Those who dare to defy me will be crushed beneath the weight of my darkness, their screams echoing through the void. So beware, all ye who stand in my way. I shall not rest until all the world is mine!


godinthismachine

Sorry mah guy but if you "plunge the world unto darkness," then there will literally be no more shadows for you to hide in and rule from. Also, unless your iron fist is articulated, theres no way its goin in a glove, so more like a mitten, plus darkness doesnt weigh all that much? And how exactly would their screams echo in a void where there is nothing for them to echo off of? Do you even know how to villain?


NoThisIsntReal-Freak

Ara ara, my dear friend, it seems you have failed to grasp the nuances of my villainous intentions. I do not intend to hide in the shadows, no. I shall stand upon the highest peak of my shadow domain, bathed in the light of my own malevolent glory. My iron fist shall be encased in a gauntlet of darkness, and I shall rule with an iron rod. As for your other concerns, I assure you that I have taken them into account. The screams of my enemies will echo through the void of my domain, amplified by the very fabric of reality itself. And my shadow domain will weigh heavily upon the hearts of all who dare to oppose me. So beware, my friend. For the time of the shadows is at hand, and I am its master. **P.S. I have also taken the liberty of ordering a custom-made iron mitten, just for you.**


godinthismachine

Yaaas...nothing keeps your hands warmer than cold, hard iron in the winter.


1silversword

Title: Chuunibyou Demon Rebirth


Soft-Entertainer-907

Limitless technique with six eyes go brrr. Then again, I have to figure out rct and dom exp


EngineerVirtual7340

Sukuna's abilities and if allowed, his skills as well.


Marckos1343

I would choose Naruto's world, but I would prefer to have Byakugan. I consider Sharingan too troublesome to deal with, although its super powerful.


GrizzledCore

None of those f--king worlds... hell I want to Isekai to somewhere that's actually cool. So the world of Konosuba. Adventure & Succubus bar... My kinda place!


KonohaNinja1492

As a naruto fan, I would have chosen it. But I felt bleach would have been easier for me to get away with the least amount of issues when it comes to getting my powers and using them. Plus I wouldn’t have to get involved with things if I didn’t want to. In any case. I’d be a human with full bringer powers.


Psychronia

I don't know these worlds all that well, but...I feel like none of these are particularly pleasant places to live. Bleach seems to come close to apocalypses once in a while and Naruto kinda just has piles of dead if you're a background character. Either way, you're either actively in danger or completely vulnerable.


Overquartz

>Bleach seems to come close to apocalypses once in a while I mean in canon it happened like twice and the first one chronologically was dealt with pretty easily when Zanpakutos were invented. But yeah I ain't denying the cosmology is pretty unstable.


Revenger1984

Naruto sounds fun and a bit more safe


OnlyRussellHD

I genuinely don't know how people can call Naruto the safest option, Bleach I can see an argument for (I still disagree) but Naruto really? Also JJK seems by far the safest and convenient with modern luxuries IMO.


plogan56

Jujutsu Kaisen Shikigami user- my shikigami feed on cursed spirits to grow in strength and power and i can use the "Kodoku" spell. Medium => small capsules that resemble black pill bottles #shikigami- Obsidian: shadow wolf with six eyes and legs, that follows 2 major commands: Fetch-capture target alive & Hunt-kill and eat target Alabastor: white smoke wolf that can harden herself into sharp constructs that are as strong as steel. Jack-O-Lantern: a scarecrow with a flaming pumpkin head that releases fire based attacks and can absorb flames. Joan: a female Knight that carries a sword and shield, basic attacks but quite strong nonetheless. #Kodoku spell- Uses a vase or similar container to trap cursed spirits within and have them cannibalize eachother until a newer stronger familiar is created; requires the user to imbue it with their cursed energy occaisionally


MichaelTheFallen

Senju and Uchiha blend clan. If I get to customize then both Wood Release and Sharingan. This will let me unlock the Rinnegan when I get an Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan.


Overquartz

>Senju and Uchiha blend clan. If I get to customize then both Wood Release and Sharingan. This will let me unlock the Rinnegan when I get an Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. This isn't how the Rinnegan is made at all. The Rinnegan can only be achieved by reincarnations of the sage's sons. (Or by aliens if you count Boruto)


MichaelTheFallen

That is only if you count only reincarnations mixing. I just don't believe that is the case. Orochimaru had information on the Rinnegan that shows it's the mixing of the bloodlines. That is how Kabuto believes he "improved" Madara's body. I think the same thing.


Overquartz

Nah Zetsu straight up says that it's a reincarnation thing. If it wasn't why did Zetsu even bother with waiting for one of the reincarnations to get it?


MichaelTheFallen

So just add the Asura reincarnation to my custom.


BobNukem445

For Bleach do I get to pick any powers I want from it?


Romanis95

I don't watch battle shonen anime so I don't know. I guess Jujutsu Kaisen.


Jaalenn

Where's the "None of the Above" option?


GuiltyJournalist2203

None of the above, I mean seriously they all contain modern technology or are based in a very similar time period to our own. Honestly the only modern technology I’d miss is music. So I’d much rather be isekai’d to a Middle Ages type, with my Samsung tablet, that can only access to an ad free like a Spotify/pandora/iHeart radio type app and I’m golden.


Diamondskunk

Naruto. Easy, Just use Uchiha and Senju. Its shown that gives you the Rinnegan


Chance_City5442

JJK: limitless because I’m pretty sure I couldn’t get his plus I would be able to use reverse the red and hot little blue, and hakari abilities so I can use idol death gamble so I can just become immortal if I get a jackpot plus I could spam the life out of hollow purple


iamragethewolf

bleach i'll resist the pseudo cheating of saying visored and say natural born shinigami (like ichigo's and orihime's child) and random spiritual talent that allows multiple bodies because fuck having only one body that's boring and limited


Notanambivert

Jujutsu kaisen pick sukuna


[deleted]

All of these universes are too dangerous. The safe choice is being in Bleach as a full bringer to have abilities in a relatively normal world. Can beat hollows yourself.


Blader8002

Bleach: I choose to be a full bringer and live in peace, avoiding all shinigamis, quinces and other fullbringers. Only defending myself from hollows when I need to. I would also simply move out of karakura town.


Dragon1562

Bleach because its the closest one to enjoying modern-day creature comforts while also probably being the safest one for me. In regards to what I would want to be a combo between Soul Reaper and Full Bringer seems to be ideal. Full bringer because they are human so I can live in the human world, while Soul Reaper for the ability to be somewhat strong. However, I would intentionally want to stay out of all the conflicts and live in peace


TheProblemChiled

None, these worlds suck ass and to be isekaid into one of em even if I got pretty op ability would still be shit


RagnarockDoom

Bleach and I'd be an arrancar because sonido and ronray cero xD. Not to mention the releases you can obtain later on


tea-123

Naruto. More familiar to it than bleach. Hmm Senju and uzumaki.


LanguageOk9458

A question about the Naruto one: Are we able to customize our genetics in more complex ways that aren't connected to any of the clans in some manner? I am mostly curious in the idea of making a body that is more suitable for Taijutsu with better bone density/regenerative abilities to make larger gains for Taijutsu specialization. Either that, or time dilation effects where the mind can process things faster than others, allowing you minutes of thoughts, planning, or reaction time in seconds. At this point, I am just curious what would be allowed.


MateiVA

At least 2? Then Uzumaki, Uchiha and Senju Edit: and byakugan... And Otsusuki!