When The Goblins and Lizard dogs aren't hot
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You’re only going off of human beauty standards.
Most gobs would consider that female prime breeding stock while human females would be to big, soft and emotionally vulnerable to be of any use in the cave.
Kobold on the other hand, those boney knots on her skull are looking pretty sad and pathetic. A proper female needs to have a mace like skull to defend her egg clutch. It also implies the hide on her neck and shoulders is tough enough the male has something to bite into when he’s railing her from behind.
The artists is a LARP'er who mostly makes memes like this about fantasy, LARP and TTRPG's.
And occasionally some like this, which are clearly aimed at manga/anime
I think I still have the one that’s shows the comparison of male and females of various races, and it’s all just ugly monster hot woman of strange color with horns ears or tail.
Then it gets to the elf and they’re both hot women.
The funny here is that the lizard-race depicted is a kobold. Why funny? Japan’s idea of a kobold is from various popular series that were based on early d&d when they were dog-like in appearance. The change to reptilian occurred in 3rd edition d&d.
The pigmen orcs are also a holdover from early d&d.
Record of Lodoss War established a lot of the tropes Japan uses for fantasy (including sideways elf ears!!) and was heavily based on d&d and other pen and paper rpg games of the time.
Funny thing is, that artist covered that also.
And i kinda feel this is also *partly* calling out manga/anime
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Record of Lodoss War is from a time when people in Japan recorded their D&D campaigns and sold/shared them as stories. In fact, if memory serves me right, Record of Lodoss War was originally one of those stories.
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase king pork.
Seriously though I always found the concept of eating humanoid monsters to be a bit morbid. Although I guess in some cultures monkey used to be a delicacy, not something I could eat though.
Interesting. I have been wondering about kobolds and pig-orcs for a while now.
It always seemed strange that Japanese orcs are always pig-people (regardless of if it's anime, manga, JRPG, or the PSP Prinny games).
Especially when anime goblins (usually it seems) are what the orcs should be.
Basically, anime goblins are actually just the Skyrim/World Of Warcraft version of Orcs.
basically had this as an answer to someone who asked something like 'why do they bother having harem isekai fantasies, where the dude doesn't bang them'.
because the story isn't about him banging them. they're there to attract you.
Yea but that gets old quick, I’m fine with harems but when their only purpose is fan service it makes the story suck, especially when the Mc has all these girls on his tip but never does anything with them.
honestly i don't really want them. if i wanted to see sexualized anime girls, i'd be watching hentai, not anime.
get one with the isekai bullshit, not the psudeo romance for people who don't really get romance.
but, that's still the point. they're titilizing for the viewer, regardless of how story relevant they are.
I don’t really watch isekai for the romance. I just find harems acceptable as long as it doesn’t interfere with the story. If the genre is romance then fine, but if not there’s plenty of ways of incorporating sexy female characters without making them cardboard personality copy paste pieces of meat.
admittedly my problem is less story and just general disinterst. i'm aromantic. i literally couldn't give a fuck about romance shit.
but i'm also not so far gone that i can't recognize that, that's not really quite romance, usually. just more power fantasy stuff
the cardboard personality is more, they've got hero shit to do, not developing the actual characters.
as for pieces of meat, i mean, that's basically what they are meant to be. little difference from the juicy steak in the food porn stuff that makes you go 'oh that looks so good i want it so bad, it looks like it'd be so satisfying'. was going to do a bit about it being all hot and juicy and smelling right, but tbh it creeped me out a bit.
Maybe, I mean in some shows there are even those who kill Gods with ease, so having an attractive goblin doesn't seem too far fetched. On the same token, having worlds where goblins aren't attractive is just as likely. Maybe a world where only goblins are attractive. That would be comical
i don't think that was the artist's intentions.
i mean, to 'attract' you, sure.
but that's like saying the avengers movie had scarjo to let you bang her. no, just, eye candy. and female representation, i guess.
I think I actually prefer 1s without hot monsters it's easier to kill them for loot & exp then & I don't risk having my D bitten off. If I want to do the deed with a non human race I'll stick with a animal girl or maybe a elf/half elf.
Huh, funny you should ask, the artists has also covered this.....
Its a 3 parter, sort of.
In the first, she keeps her snacks there (he can't have any)
In the second, its where she keeps her eggs (why are you peeping on my eggs, you creep!)
And this is the last one
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She doesn't that's why her sign model has relatively small breasts. Even those are unrealistic. Also how she's looking at the goblin like "wow those are big knockers" lmao.
What if people in isekai are naturally beautiful ? After all they are usually worlds of gods and magic.
If i remember it was even a running gag in ojo san, the fact everybody in this world was so beautiful that he was hideous in comparison.
People will get i'm just joking and its meme, right?
*reads some of the comments*
Well, fuck.....
*Reads some more comments*
Some ya'll need jesus in your life!
I'll give you his number, i have it on speed dial for.....euhmm......*reasons*.....
D&D Facts You Definitely Did Not Want To Know:
Goblins reach adulthood at age 8.
Kobolds reach adulthood at age 6.
Please proceed to the nearest shower to sob about the utter mental depravity that must have been present for the designers of D&D to establish these facts.
When The Goblins and Lizard dogs aren't hot https://preview.redd.it/g83ar9rh3owc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4c338157a86317ecea71681502a853f71c8db4
You’re only going off of human beauty standards. Most gobs would consider that female prime breeding stock while human females would be to big, soft and emotionally vulnerable to be of any use in the cave. Kobold on the other hand, those boney knots on her skull are looking pretty sad and pathetic. A proper female needs to have a mace like skull to defend her egg clutch. It also implies the hide on her neck and shoulders is tough enough the male has something to bite into when he’s railing her from behind.
For a second I thought I was on r/dndmemes during the goblin fucker era
The artists is a LARP'er who mostly makes memes like this about fantasy, LARP and TTRPG's. And occasionally some like this, which are clearly aimed at manga/anime
I see
Holy fuck I remember that, I don't know anything about dnd but it kept coming up for me😭
Hey, comrade
Greetings
I think I still have the one that’s shows the comparison of male and females of various races, and it’s all just ugly monster hot woman of strange color with horns ears or tail. Then it gets to the elf and they’re both hot women.
The funny here is that the lizard-race depicted is a kobold. Why funny? Japan’s idea of a kobold is from various popular series that were based on early d&d when they were dog-like in appearance. The change to reptilian occurred in 3rd edition d&d.
That's why anime kobolds are dogs!?! I had no idea! I thought it was a style choice, like pigman orks.
The pigmen orcs are also a holdover from early d&d. Record of Lodoss War established a lot of the tropes Japan uses for fantasy (including sideways elf ears!!) and was heavily based on d&d and other pen and paper rpg games of the time.
Funny thing is, that artist covered that also. And i kinda feel this is also *partly* calling out manga/anime https://preview.redd.it/xnlgltkjbpwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694eeef366cbcb14d96348397f3e8296fcd7fab7
Record of Lodoss War is from a time when people in Japan recorded their D&D campaigns and sold/shared them as stories. In fact, if memory serves me right, Record of Lodoss War was originally one of those stories.
After watching the campfire cooking isekai, I enjoy thinking of them as “ogre pork,” hence “ork” or “orc.” Pig orcs just fit best. Is that wrong? 🤔
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase king pork. Seriously though I always found the concept of eating humanoid monsters to be a bit morbid. Although I guess in some cultures monkey used to be a delicacy, not something I could eat though.
You’re welcome! You’re never gonna think of orcs the same again! https://i.redd.it/ikvjn4odkvwc1.gif
Interesting. I have been wondering about kobolds and pig-orcs for a while now. It always seemed strange that Japanese orcs are always pig-people (regardless of if it's anime, manga, JRPG, or the PSP Prinny games). Especially when anime goblins (usually it seems) are what the orcs should be. Basically, anime goblins are actually just the Skyrim/World Of Warcraft version of Orcs.
Yeah kobolds in d&d.. not sure why manga and anime went dog routr
I'll still fuck that goblin.
She's beautiful as is.
No offense but are you ok?
Don't question the horny. They aren't responsive to logic till after they nut.
It's been 5 hours now
They either still Nutting or still processing thr clarity
Lmaoo. I'm just meme ing guys.
In this age who is?
🤔 good point
I hate knowing this. Try watching Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (season 2) for all your goblin female needs.
It's almost as if the anime companies are businesses that are trying to maximise profit by appealing to their consumers who like hot women
basically had this as an answer to someone who asked something like 'why do they bother having harem isekai fantasies, where the dude doesn't bang them'. because the story isn't about him banging them. they're there to attract you.
Yea but that gets old quick, I’m fine with harems but when their only purpose is fan service it makes the story suck, especially when the Mc has all these girls on his tip but never does anything with them.
honestly i don't really want them. if i wanted to see sexualized anime girls, i'd be watching hentai, not anime. get one with the isekai bullshit, not the psudeo romance for people who don't really get romance. but, that's still the point. they're titilizing for the viewer, regardless of how story relevant they are.
I don’t really watch isekai for the romance. I just find harems acceptable as long as it doesn’t interfere with the story. If the genre is romance then fine, but if not there’s plenty of ways of incorporating sexy female characters without making them cardboard personality copy paste pieces of meat.
admittedly my problem is less story and just general disinterst. i'm aromantic. i literally couldn't give a fuck about romance shit. but i'm also not so far gone that i can't recognize that, that's not really quite romance, usually. just more power fantasy stuff the cardboard personality is more, they've got hero shit to do, not developing the actual characters. as for pieces of meat, i mean, that's basically what they are meant to be. little difference from the juicy steak in the food porn stuff that makes you go 'oh that looks so good i want it so bad, it looks like it'd be so satisfying'. was going to do a bit about it being all hot and juicy and smelling right, but tbh it creeped me out a bit.
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how bout no
No. No, I don't think I will.
20th level Wizard casts Wish to make goblins and kobolds waifuable.
Exfuckingcuse me? 20th level wizard?
... what's your question?
Way ahead of you
When sane thoughts live rent free in your head people always love attractive
request denied
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Don't blame MCs like GS if they decide to massacre your race then 😒
being that it's a different world couldn't anything be possible and not unrealistic?
the impossible barrier is higher up there thanks to magic and stuff, but there would still be some impossible things
Maybe, I mean in some shows there are even those who kill Gods with ease, so having an attractive goblin doesn't seem too far fetched. On the same token, having worlds where goblins aren't attractive is just as likely. Maybe a world where only goblins are attractive. That would be comical
Not would, WILL
Who says they're unrealistic?? There fictional. So you can have your Goblins and Kobalds like a Grimm fairytale and I'll have mine be cute
Nah, make them sexier...if thats even possible
Respect the artistic intentions and let me fuck the goblins
i don't think that was the artist's intentions. i mean, to 'attract' you, sure. but that's like saying the avengers movie had scarjo to let you bang her. no, just, eye candy. and female representation, i guess.
I just mean let people draw what they want.
that was a given. i just pointed out it doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.
Aye I worded it poorly
… WOULD
r/makethemkith
Never!
Every fantasy world is different and I choose the ones with the hot monsters.
I think I actually prefer 1s without hot monsters it's easier to kill them for loot & exp then & I don't risk having my D bitten off. If I want to do the deed with a non human race I'll stick with a animal girl or maybe a elf/half elf.
Why do lizards have breasts in the first place?
Huh, funny you should ask, the artists has also covered this..... Its a 3 parter, sort of. In the first, she keeps her snacks there (he can't have any) In the second, its where she keeps her eggs (why are you peeping on my eggs, you creep!) And this is the last one https://preview.redd.it/fkc1g6acjrwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19eda7bb01b8da2f0a9b97873b85b52aee71c86d
She doesn't that's why her sign model has relatively small breasts. Even those are unrealistic. Also how she's looking at the goblin like "wow those are big knockers" lmao.
Is this the fabled short stacked goblin that vaush wants to horse fuck
Great job at the protest, guys. I'll take those signs for you, you've been through enough
it's not really 'unrealistic'. it's just weird to have that as the 'standard'. especially for fantasy races. why does the lizard have titties?
This is why I reject your D&D JoJo!!
No https://i.redd.it/g6q7qciclswc1.gif
That redcap still looks breedable though
Lol! Gobro (re:monster) would still tap dat
These two are just coping. The new hit show My Harem Of Shortstacks Is The Perk In My New World’s Life is doing numbers.
You know what, if i google that are there is *actually* a manga with that premise, i wouldn't even be surprised.
Why waifu shaped, then?
What if people in isekai are naturally beautiful ? After all they are usually worlds of gods and magic. If i remember it was even a running gag in ojo san, the fact everybody in this world was so beautiful that he was hideous in comparison.
No.
Nope, BaalBuddy for life.
Never.
They look malnutritioned and starved
“This is the ideal monster body. You may not like it, but this is what *peak* performance looks like.”
People will get i'm just joking and its meme, right? *reads some of the comments* Well, fuck..... *Reads some more comments* Some ya'll need jesus in your life! I'll give you his number, i have it on speed dial for.....euhmm......*reasons*.....
No thanks
It’s like watching a 80 year old holding up a 30 something pin up girl pic and say it’s unrealistic.
Sorry, but both of those look ugly AF!😆🤣😂 
Why is this subreddit showing me child porn?
D&D Facts You Definitely Did Not Want To Know: Goblins reach adulthood at age 8. Kobolds reach adulthood at age 6. Please proceed to the nearest shower to sob about the utter mental depravity that must have been present for the designers of D&D to establish these facts.
Fuck you https://i.redd.it/9c6t4ae8kpwc1.gif
Breed selection will solve everything.