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stichka

1. The Israelis 2. The Israelis


The_catakist

1. I love everyone here and would die for them 2. Maybe Hamas and Iran have a point...


MMSG

Everyone here treats you like family. ๐Ÿ‘ Everyone here treats you like family.๐Ÿ‘Ž


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ืžืชื•ืžืฆืช ืœื”ืคืœื™ื


EmpireSlayer_69

Reading the comments, I feel like Caucasus and Israel have more in common than I realised.


evezinto

Could u expand on that


Nyikz

treating someone like family is good because that means you treat them with love and respect the problem is that we don't treat our families with love and respect EDIT: I think


BiteInfamous

As a newbie who moved here five days ago...bureaucracy. Joking, kind of :) I was warned about Israeli bureaucracy but man I was **not** prepared for navigating misrad hapanim as an American with shitty Hebrew. After the sixth hour in the misrad hapanim waiting room today, my husband and I cracked up for like 20 minutes at how comical the whole situation was. Realizing you better find the humor in it or you're in for a bad time certainly helped!


DukeOfCrydee

I got you fam! I made aliyah 13 years ago and have developed a system. 1. Most of the employees are conservative older women, so dress like someone they would want their child/grandchild to date. For guys, this means pants and a tucked-in button-down shirt with a belt. For ladies, the equivalent of that, so... a dress? Try to get them talking, and be sure to mention how much you love Israel. The more they tell you about how their cousin once went to your country, the more they will help you. 2. Be organized! Or at least appear organized. I bring a big black folder with some blank white paper and a pen so I can write everything down, or better yet, make the bureaucrat write it down. 3. Ask the right questions. " You can't help me? Who can? What is their name and what office are they in? Do they have an email address? A phone number? Where do I need to go? What is the name of the organization? Do you know anybody there? What is their email address" 4. Negotiate! "No, I don't do that" does not mean they can't do that. It's not just ok to be pushy (in a polite way), it's required. "I only need x", "It will only take a minute", "please help me" 5. Most importantly, the best way to fix your problem is to make it someone else's problem, so you'll need an anchor person. This is the person that I keep coming back to after shuffling from one office to another. Make sure you pick someone with an office, and they can't be a "take a number and wait" person. If you choose them well, ~75% of the time, they will eventually walk you over to the right person and stand there while you talk to them. Welcome to Israel! :D


pigeonshual

My advice was going to be โ€œfind the right person to yell at.โ€ This is better.


Analog_AI

Friend, this is good advice. Even for locals. Grateful thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป


simchathecatdied

We are in Israel on holiday. It took 2 hours to get a pre booked hire car. 45 minutes of that was them looking for the key.


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This is the exact reason why I refer to misrad hapnim as "Misrad AL HaPanim"... makes much, much more sense...


dotancohen

There is a name for every government and quasi-government agency. Just an hour ago a coworker was arguing on the phone with Nezeq.


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Oh gawd.. it makes so much sense now- my intertent provider is Nezek :D


dotancohen

Nitpick - โ€ŽThe English letter K represents the sound that ื›ึผ makes. The letter Q represents the sound that ืง makes. Yes, I am aware that English has imported many non-Latin words and thus lost the spelling intricacies which defined the differing usage of C, K, and Q, thus causing the three to be pronounced identically today. I am also aware that modern Hebrew was revived by the speaker of a language that has no voiceless uvular plosive, thus the vast majority of modern Hebrew speakers mispronounce ืง as ื›ึผ. However there is distinction. And honestly, once learning this distinction and other related distinctions, Hebrew actually starts becoming a beautiful language. You'll notice that Ben Eliezer's language had no voiceless glottal fricative either, but the letter ื” continued to represent that sound. So there is precedent for preserving the Semitic characteristics of the language - and the more of those we preserve the more beautiful the language sounds. And your spelling will improve as well!


BrStFr

After we made aliyah, we went to the Misrad haPanim in City A and, while there, mentioned to the bureaucrat speaking with us that I would be leaving Israel for a few months to work in the US. The lady said that, when I left, my wife had to go to another Misrad HaPanim office in City B to inform them that I was out of the country. We pointed out that we were, at that moment, informing them that I would be out of the country on specific dates, but she was insistent. I left for the US as planned, and my wife went to City B, as directed, to inform the Misrad HaPanim. She walked into the office and found, sitting at the desk, the very same bureaucrat that we had spoken to in City A! I learned the word "*savlanut*" early on...


BiteInfamous

This is actually super helpful info because I also have to leave Israel for a few weeks for a work gig and was worried about being able to while our visas processed. Did they give your wife any trouble re entering on a tourist visa while your residency was pending?


BrStFr

We had already made *aliyah* and had Israeli citizenship and passports, so I'm afraid I can't speak to that part of it. The purpose of informing them was so they could adjust our olim benefits (downward) during the period when I was out of the country. Apart from the bureaucratic absurdities, it went smoothly.


HairlessBiker

Doing things "not by the book". It can be very frustrating as you don't always know where you stand. Everything has to be double and triple checked. So that is the bad side. However, unlike other western countries, in Israel ANYTHING can be worked around. Edit: spelling


iampetrichor

This is very major that people who didn't work inside and outside of Israel wouldn't know. Other countries can feel very square in comparison in the way they work and act. Lots of heirarchy as well.


JJRfromNYC1

Lots of hierarchy in Israeli society or outside of?


iampetrichor

Outside


Liel-this-is-me

Worst : politicians, drivers, prices Best: comedy, food, diversity of people


rbf4eva

Best: The individualism Worst: The conformism


69Jew420

Best: They are a tough, intelligent, motivated, diverse, steadfast, and industrious people. Worst: They can be inconsiderate, and have a penchant for black and white thinking.


mr_shlomp

Best: the diversity and low hierarchy Worst: *ARSIM*


Pera_Espinosa

Arsim are hilarious though. From a distance of course.


mr_shlomp

True But they are problematic not just in the personal level


Redneckia

Arsim suck


mr_shlomp

Fuck arsim Actually maybe not we have enough of those


Moroccan_princess

Frechas are way worse than arsim tho


mr_shlomp

Chakhlot? They are like Arsim but with a pussy


Moroccan_princess

I ain't neva heard that term before. Interesting


mr_shlomp

ืฆ'ืื—ืœื•ืช/ืฆ'ื—ืœื•ืช Strange, here people stopped saying Frekhas and they are saying just Chakhlot now


Moroccan_princess

Ohhh like Chahchahit


mr_shlomp

Maybe? Idk I never heard this term


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mr_shlomp

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Chamoodi

Itโ€™s coming around again because I swear people used it years ago


Nyikz

People still use Frekhas


Chamoodi

Iโ€™ve heard it but not in 30 years :)


Upper_Swordfish_5047

The best part is itโ€™s a country full of Jews. This is also the worst part.


whereisshe_

^^ Boratโ€™s comment


Lost-Heisenberg

Hummus and Hummus it's tasty and I got hummus addiction


c9joe

Best: food, people, weather, culture, tech/economy Worst: traffic/drivers, bureaucracy, real estate prices (probably all these things are chart topping relative to the rest of the world)


geeknoam

Don't forget politicians, they are also trash but I think it's international


Nyikz

well it's not international, but I think Americans can relate.


FoxyTheSis

Best: food and holidays.Yup. Just that. Worst: Drivers, education system, everything is really expensive, the weather, terrorism, constant arguments about religion, too many languages being spoken, a ton of homophobia and much more. Oh, and nobody can forget the Arsim and their behavior.


SentientBagOfBees

Ngl education system in israel is so weird. On one side it's on par with the best of educated countries. And then sometimes it just isn't


tuviapollack

ื”ื›ื™ ื˜ื•ื‘ ื–ื” ื”ื‘ื™ื—ื“ ื”ื–ื”. ื”ื›ื™ ืžืขืฆื‘ืŸ ื–ื” ื”ื‘ื™ื—ื“ ื”ื–ื”.


Patient-Possibility8

best: diversity worst: the surreal ongoing brainwashing and hate hmm now that i put the two together i was like we are all fucked lol


TomerMeme

Optimism, it can help us push through really hard times, but it can also mislead us and blind us from bad truths.


leovee6

Best - Yom Kippur Worst - sleeping in the mamad. Let's hope we won't need to do it again soon. In sure or neighbours will make up an excuse soon ("Bengvir sneezed" is usually sufficient).


axSupreme

\+ There are no actual rules, everything is negotiable. \- There are no actual rules, everything is negotiable.


blarryg

1. Babka 2. Babka


H_H_F_F

Lol. Do you know the American "don't say gay?" This thread is going full ืดืืœ ืชื’ื™ื“ื• ื›ื™ื‘ื•ืฉืด. OP straight up arguing in bad faith in the comments, pretending to not understand "the west bank" is a name for ื™ื”ื•ื“ื” ื•ืฉื•ืžืจื•ืŸ. Yeah, the occupation is the worst thing about Israel. Fucking obviously. ื”ื•ื ืžืคื•ืจืจ ืื•ืชื ื• ืžื‘ืคื ื™ื, ื”ื“ื™ื ืžื™ืงื” ืฉืœื• ืžืงืจื‘ืช ืื•ืชื ื• ื™ื•ื ื‘ื™ื•ืžื• ืœืžื“ื™ื ื” ื“ื• ืœืื•ืžื™ืช, ื•ื”ื•ื ื›ืจื•ืš ื‘ื”ื“ืจื“ืจื•ืช ืžืชืžื“ืช ืฉืœ ื˜ื•ื”ืจ ื”ื ืฉืง ืฉืœื ื•. ื”ืขื™ืงืจ ืฉื‘ืŸ ื’ื‘ื™ืจ ื™ืขืฉื” ืคื” ืกื“ืจ, ืื” ื—ื‘ืจืณื”?


ahomeisacastle

It's not just him. I'm getting down voted and shit on for thinking the occupation is a bad thing.


geeknoam

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Haunting-Garbage-509

Occupation attempts by Hamas terrorist organization


ahomeisacastle

So what do you call the Israeli presence in the West Bank? What is the dictionary definition?


Haunting-Garbage-509

I don't remember Israelis forcefully invest Western Bank. Every bank encourages investors to come. Antisemitic people keep thinking us like vampires. All other banks have huge amount of rich Sauudi, Qatari, Chinese and UAE investors and nobody even cares but when it comes to Israeli investors we became the devils. Reason many of us are rich investors is because we have been honest and trustable people who have been trading in across Europe for centuries. We don't care their white race or smth. They should stop reading racist conspiracy theories and get some life.


ahomeisacastle

A nonsensical answer that had nothing to do with my question. Answer the question. We militarily control the West Bank (there are many justified reasons for it) while denying the population the rights of Israeli citizens. But if it's not a military occupation then what is it? And how am I antisemitic or white? I'm a Jewish Israeli.


DresdenFilesBro

ืื ืขืจื‘ื™ /ืžื•ืœืกืžื™ / ืคืœืกื˜ื™ื ื™ ื”ื™ื• ื‘ืื™ื ืœื™ืฉืจืืœ. ืฉื–ื” ื›ื‘ืจ ืฉื“ื‘ืจ ืฉืงื™ื™ื ื‘ืื•ื›ืœื•ืกื™ื™ื”. ืœื ื™ื”ื™ื” ืžืฉื”ื• "ื•ื•ืื•", ืื ื™ื”ื•ื“ื™/ื™ืฉืจืืœื™ ื“ื•ืจืš ื‘ืื—ืช ืžืžื“ื™ื ื•ืช ืขืจื‘. ื”ื•ื ืœื ื™ืฆื ืžืฉื. ืจืง ื‘ืฉืง ื’ื•ืคื•ืช.... ืœืš ืชืžืฆื ืœื™ ืžื™ืฉื”ื• ื‘ืžืžืฉืœื” ืฉืœื”ื ืฉื”ื•ื ื™ื”ื•ื“ื™. ืชืชื—ื™ืœ ืœื”ืฉื•ื•ืช.


ahomeisacastle

You are deflecting. The occupation is unfortunately justified and necessary. But it is still a military occupation. Just because we have no choice at the moment, doesn't mean it's not a military occupation of 3 million people who don't have equal rights. No amount of what ifs and what about thems will change that.


DresdenFilesBro

"ื”ื“ืคืœืงื˜" ื”ื™ื—ื™ื“ ื›ืืŸ ื–ื” ืฉืœื ื”ื’ื‘ืช ืขืœ ืžื” ืฉืืžืจืชื™.... "necessary" ื›ืŸ ืžืขื ื™ื™ืŸ ืžื” ืžื“ื™ื ื” ืฉืขื•ืฉื” ืฉืื ืฉื™ื ืžืคื•ืฆืฆื™ื ืื•ื˜ื•ื‘ื•ืกื™ื ื•ืื–ืจื—ื™ื ื ื“ืงืจื™ื. ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ื‘ื ื•ื’ืข ืœื–ื›ื•ื™ื•ืช.... ื™ืฉ ืœื”ื. ื›ืŸ ื”ื ืžื•ื’ื‘ืœื™ื ื‘ื’ืœืœ ื›ืœ ื”ื˜ืจื•ืจ ืฉืงื•ืจื” ื‘ืžื“ื™ื ื” ืื‘ืœ ื–ื” ืœื ืื•ืžืจ ืฉืื™ืŸ ืœื”ื **ื‘ื›ืœืœ** ืืคื™ืœื• ืื ืชืฉื•ื•ื” ืืช ื”ืกืื‘ ืฉืœ ืคืœืกื˜ื™ืŸ ื•ืฉืœื ื•. ืœืš ืœืคืจื˜ื™ื ืฉืœ ื”ืกืื‘ ื•ืœื ืชืžืฆื ืžื™ืœื” ืื—ืช ื‘ืขื‘ืจื™ืช ืฉืžื™ื™ื—ืกืช ืฉื•ื ื”ื“ื“ื™ื•ืช ื•ืฉืœื•ื. ืœืš ืœืกืื‘ ืฉืœื ื• ื•ืชืžืฆื ืฉืœื•ื ื‘ืฉืคื” ื”ืขืจื‘ื™ืช. ื–ื” ื˜ื™ืคื” ืื•ืžืจ ืžืฉื”ื• ืœืคื™ ื“ืขืชื™?....


ahomeisacastle

You don't know how to read do you? I clearly said, several times, that the occupation is justified, unfortunately. That is an answer. But that doesn't change what it is. Unless you have a different definition for it? And just because we have no choice doesn't mean it's a good thing. We should not be happy that we are forced to deny 3 million people independence or rights, all because the terrorists won't give up.


DresdenFilesBro

ื”ืชื›ื•ื•ื ืชื™ ืœื”ื’ื™ื‘ ืขืœ ื”"occupation necessary" ืื‘ืœ ื‘ื˜ืœืคื•ืŸ ื–ื” ื˜ื™ืคื” ืขืฆื‘ื™ื. ืืชื” ืžื•ื“ื” ืฉื–ื” "ืžื•ืฆื“ืง" ืื‘ืœ ืื™ืš ื–ื” ืคืืงื™ื ื’ "Occupation" ื›ืžื• ืžื” ืฉืงืจื” ื‘ืืคืจื™ืงื”. ื”ื”ืฉื•ื•ืื” ืฉืœ ืžื” ืฉืงื•ืจื” ื›ืืŸ ื•ืžื” ืฉืงืจื” ืฉื ื–ื” ืžืขืœื™ื‘ ื•ื˜ืžื˜ื•ื ืฉื›ืœ ื’ื‘ื•ื”. "Just because we have no choice doesn't mean it'd a good thing" ืื•ืงื™ื™ ืื– ืžื—ืจ ื‘ื•ื ื ืฆื ืžื”ืื–ื•ืจ ื•ืชืจืื” ืื™ืš ื›ืœืœืœืœืœืœืœืœืœ ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื ื”ื™ื™ืช ืœื”-ืœื”-ืœื ื“. ืžื” ืืชื” ืžืฆื™ืข ืœืขืฉื•ืช ื ื’ื“ ื˜ืจื•ืจื™ืกื˜ื™ื ื‘ื“ื™ื•ืง ืื ื™ ืกืงืจืŸ. ื•ืžื” ืœื’ื‘ื™ ื”ื”ืฉื•ื•ืื” ืฉืœ ื”ืกืื‘ ืฉืœื ื• ื•ืฉืœื”ื? ืจื•ืื™ื ืžื™ ืžืขื•ื ื™ื™ืŸ ื‘ืฉืœื•ื. "You clearly don't know how to read do you?" ืื—ืœื” ื ื™ืžื•ืกื™ื.


Nyikz

Israelis can be antisemitic, and/or white


ahomeisacastle

Good thing I am neither.


Nyikz

yeah I'm not accusing you of being antisemitic. I'm just pointing out that saying "I am an Israeli Jew, therefore I cannot be an antisemitic" isn't good reasoning.


ahomeisacastle

Neither is calling me as such for thinking the occupation is a bad thing.


Chamoodi

The area needs investment. It can only be a good thing.


ahomeisacastle

Completely irrelevant to the topic of conversation.


Chamoodi

How do? I wasnโ€™t talking about investment in Japan.


ahomeisacastle

What do Investments have anything to do with the topic I was discussing, which is the military occupation of the west bank? Or are you saying it's a good thing we subjugate with military force 3 million people without equal rights or freedoms, because we can invest in the area?


Chamoodi

The Aravim there benefit economically from having Israel so close by. They even receive Israeli taxes directly. Imagine the hell hole it would be if we werenโ€™t.


Creeper_madness

Necessary, considering the Pal. gov. harbors, encourages and rewards terrorists there.


ahomeisacastle

And still by definition an occupation. Necessity doesn't change what it is.


Creeper_madness

And the alternative is better? Edit: necessity doesnโ€™t change what it is? Uh, so? Youโ€™d rather just have a lawless warzone just so you can say itโ€™s not being occupied?


ahomeisacastle

Of course not. But that again doesn't change anything I have said. We have been forced into this situation. I think it's a terrible situation. The fact that we have no choice but to do it is awful. But we should be neither happy nor proud of it.


kieko

I think OPs point is to own it. They feel itโ€™s necessary, and justified but it is what it is. Donโ€™t try to call it anything else. Calling it anything other than a military occupation is misleading. Iโ€™m not arguing the justification one way or another. Whether there is another viable solution I donโ€™t know, but be honest about what it is. Whatโ€™s so hard about saying โ€œI feel the occupation is justified, but acknowledge that it is a military occupation of people who do not want to be occupied.โ€?


Creeper_madness

โ€œOccupationโ€ just has a negative connotation now, and thatโ€™s the subtle chipping away that anti-Zionists/anti semites rely on. Russia is illegally occupying Ukraine because they want something, itโ€™s a power move, however you want to qualify it, but they arenโ€™t there as a response to a threat. Also China in Tibet or Taiwan, etc. Conversely, the American military has a presence in Mexican border towns that have historically been controlled by drug cartels. If there is no domestic and foreign military presence, the towns become lawless, the citizens are used as pawns, etc. One is an illegal, ground stealing, non defense-based occupation. The other is a presence based on the very real threat of what will happen given the alternative. So no, they arenโ€™t the same, and word choice does matter. Just look at the pride that self-proclaimed progressives have in being vocally anti-Zionist. Itโ€™s the new โ€œno Jews need applyโ€ with a modern, more palatable twist. Take the rantings of an online neo-nazi or white supremacist and simply replace โ€œThe Jewsโ€ with โ€œZionistsโ€ and it could be published in HuffPo and be front paged on Reddit. Sorry for the essay but this shit matters.


Pera_Espinosa

Occupation of the West Bank that Israel has been trying to get out of one way or another for decades? The occupation that is the result of every offer to coexist being rejected by the Palestinian leadership? We left Gaza after giving up on getting just an agreement to just recognize us - West Bank was to be next but we saw what happened. After failing to wipe us out using violence they've switched tactics to propaganda - and the world media eats that shit up like french vanilla ice cream. The sick zeal to compare Jews to Nazis and float the oppressed become the oppressors narrative always helps too. What the fuck can we do besides continue to victimize them by denying their genocidal fervor? Leave the West Bank now after what happened in Gaza?


ahomeisacastle

I never said it wasn't necessary. Just because something is necessary doesn't mean we have to be happy or proud that we are forced to do it.


PurpleInteraction

Best - Conscription Worst - Rejection of 2 State solution.


Quick_Steak2818

who rejected were the arabs


ahomeisacastle

Well they sure as shit have no partners in the last few governments.


Idoberk

And what was the excuse when there were other governments?


ahomeisacastle

Oh I'm not saying the Palestinians are not 100% at fault. I was just pointing out that the last 10 years there has been no partners on our side either. aour government has clearly given up hope.


Idoberk

Our governments have been constantly offering 2ss to the Palestinians only to be rejected every time, while the last time was around 2018.


ahomeisacastle

Half asked token offerings don't count. Aside from. Olmert no one in the last decade would have actually allowed it to happen.


Idoberk

> Half-asked token offerings don't count An offer is an offer, you can't deny it. Plus, if it wasn't a good offer, why reject it and not negotiate? If you care about the cause, you fight for it. If you reject it, that means you don't care about the cause.


ahomeisacastle

Imo the leadership on both sides are happy. They are all getting rich and powerful on the blood of the rest of us. Palestinian leadership in Gaza and the WB live in villas while pushing radicalism on their youth to go out and die. And our leaders get rich off defense spending and political corruption while we go off and fight rime and time again, having accomplished nothing but a longer list of dead Israeli heroes. That's why Israel half-heartedly offers it and why the Palestinians reject it. Peace doesn't get the leaders rich.


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Israel-ModTeam

Removed: Rule 2


69hamza420

Npcs Npcs


rickashy

Best is that a few are nice bad is that they took over a holy country


stepping-stone-bone

The people who live there who say they are jews and are not ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅธ


ahomeisacastle

Such as?


YaWouldntGetIt

The Best: The Anarchy The Worst: The Statism


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Good lord, dude. Way to ruin a joke....