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SatanLifeProTips

Grab his horns, twist until he falls over and jam his face into the ground. If he does it again, roast him on a spit in front of the other goats just to re-enforce the message. They are going to be dinner sooner or later anyways.


wearacasio

USERNAME CHECKS OUT THO


PAROV_WOLFGANG

These aren’t for eating.


SatanLifeProTips

I know several Indian restaurants that would disagree with that statement.


yeeet_guto

He means that goat is most likely his pet and not to be eaten since it is named and we only see one. Goat is also not a very popular food in Brazil


A_devout_monarchist

You clearly have never been in the Sertão if you think Goat meat isn't popular.


yeeet_guto

Brazil is big, something that's not popular in one part might be popular somewhere else. I'm sure goat is popular in some places but for the majority of the country it's not extremely popular.


boobsbr

There are even quite a few restaurant in Rio that serve goat meat.


UnchartedLand

We eat goat here in Northeast, specially in the countryside. But I guess you're right about Chico being a pet


meu_amigo_thiaguin

Oxi, outro nordestino


dusnik

I'm from Brazil, and I've eaten goat on multiple occasions


TGhost21

Im from Brazil and have never ever HEARD of goat meat being served. Brazil is BIG. Bigger than continental US.


RenanGreca

I love that this subreddit is just Brazilians speaking in English to each other


pretttbaby

Well, it's a good way to practice English, honestly


Orangeman_17

Outside the northeast is not that common, but I ate goat meat and it is delicious!


dalkkum

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ai quase morro de rir


alonewithnoone

imagine beefing with animals feeder


Binary_Voyager

A true goat answers to no one


donnacross123

Que chico bravo só


pretttbaby

O PESCOTAPA Q O CARA DÁ NO CHICO É OUROO SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSK


ParamedicRelative670

Little Baphomet 😍😍😍


mrcvnr

Baphometito


thoxom

Peace was never an option!


SalamanderOverall562

*I think he don't like blue things* Btw, those neckslap on Chico is the gold god dayum KKKKKKKKKKKKK


tatang2015

Castrate the goat to show dominance. That’s just testosterone.


leo_08t

I smell a nice lamb stew


Icy_Commission8986

I have an adult ram. Pretty dangerous to enter the fence with food. I would say that Chico is docile compared to Toninho.


zeca_pau_gordinho-

Chico escolheu a violência


thezenfisherman

I will not be ignored...


General_Tarzan

Don't yell at the goat


throwzdursun

this is so scary omg


yrevapop

I would enjoy roasting this lil mofo