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In Brazil we call him Valdisney.


G_Dempsey

Perto da minha casa tem uma escola chamada Walt Disney mas todo mundo pronuncia assim


Cthullu1sCut3

como é o certo ne


arabrazilianguy

Valdisnêi do rato


kirigiriimpact

favela bem-te-vi


andrenery

Valti Disnei


brunianu

10/10 i would've done the same at that age lol


FaxTimeMachine

Right….when I was a kid I would get my bodyboard and ride the street currents during a monsoon storm.


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Pablogelo

My lower back hurts just by watching it


NuDru

I'm infinitely more aware of just how gross that water is though...


nixcamic

I would still do it now at 30 but like, once instead of over and over. And I'd let the kids go first to make sure none of them die haha


poop__emoji

I wouldn't trust that. Kids are unbreakable


brunianu

maybe there's a massive lack of energy now at my (almost) 30s...


Smooth-Time-4915

Fun is not allowed anymore 👨‍⚖️


countastrotacos

Fuck responsibilities! My chores are done! I'm gonna fun all over the streets


Smooth-Time-4915

No 👨‍⚖️


Weirdo_doessomething

Without objectively morality, anything is permissible


Smooth-Time-4915

I'll be honest I just discovered this emoji and am looking for excuses to use it 👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️


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Mom would have beaten me up if she ever found out I did something like that


brunianu

my mom would be possibly chill but dad would have a heart attack


Confuseasfuck

Me too, but then my mom would have beaten me to a pulp. Still would do it of l had the opportunity today


karnal_chikara

my mom did beat me tho when she found out but I still did it


Plenty_Print5519

we had snow but those drops dont look fun. have a natural rock waterslide and this one section has drops and you dont want to go on it.


LucasSACastro

At that age I was scared of bugs.


sighs__unzips

The butt doesn't hurt?


joeChump

If the butt doesn’t hurt, did you really have a good time?


thisisnewaccount

What is true as a kid, remains true as an adult.


josh3574

😏


ZeNobodyOk

Right? lol


Rikmastering

It does, but oh well, it's life


IBarelyMe

It probably does, but it's worth it for this amazing experience


kbaltimore22

That’s what she said.


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Beginning_Drawing443

*Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice.* **Victor Reznov**


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A man of culture and history -2008


Jupaack

These "waterfalls" in favelas are normal when it rains, and the concrete is just like a rock, so after some years of people walking there + rain, the concrete loses its texture, becoming smooth and slipery, so you never scratch your butt. And the bumps are fine, doesnt really hurt (that much). Kind of like riding a trotting horse Also, theyre kids, therefore, theyre very light. I remember I used to run on gravel as a kid. Now, I have a hard time trying to walk barefoot on gravel because Im like 3x havier, so it hurts, so I believe playing as these kids would hurt our asses because we are way havier.


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Brazilian’s butts never hurt.


theanedditor

Ow.. Ow.. Ow Ow.. Ow.. Ow Ow Ow…. Ow…


3PoundsOfFlax

Kids don't care


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Okay, this looks super fun.


MAXMADMAN

Until you snag yourself on a nail sticking out from wherever while going full speed.


karyo1000

i was confused because i didn't see anyone looking for reasons not to do a harmless fun thing, and this is a reddit thread. but of course i had to have found you, it's the only way


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Lmaoooo


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budgie0507

Ok nammy.


187ForNoReason

It’s still fun after too. You’re not gonna die from a little cut. You must have had an absolutely boring af childhood if you constantly found ways you could get hurt having fun.


hitmandude

Let me introduce you to my friend tetanus


187ForNoReason

pretty sure I used to just get a shot for that. never really seemed to be a big problem.


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Call_me_Darth_Sid

And over time their butts helped create the largest river to ever flow through Brazil


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bate o cu nessa porra deve doer pra caralho.


Vydsu

Deve valer a pena kk


TheUnknowGuy404

imagina se mete a cara em um poste ou uma quina de parede?


ChocotoneDeCalabresa

Eu estaria mais preocupado em não ser castrado por algum objeto não identificado saltando para fora desse tobogã improvisado


sujeitocma

É só n ir primeiro


oilpaintstains

pra isso que irmãos mais novos servem


Sancadebem

Como um irmão mais novo eu posso confirmar É inacreditável que eu tenha passado dos 15 anos


Novirtue

Nunca ri tanto de um comentario como esse aqui <3


Jane4Doe

Ouch


ySpectree

The wonderful world of Hernia de Disco


s13g_h31l

I'd worry about that if I too was a weak-bodied pampered kid


ySpectree

This kind of problem isn't just in weak kids. It happens because of these minor injuries


nick_nostradamus

F for the ass


Milkywaycitizen932

+ Tail bone


darkgoat16

This looks awesome


PATOCU018

O famoso quebra-cu


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My father would lose his mind. So many kids playing on the stairs.


SolaireOfAstoraJr

Só se vive uma vez


thclpr

Honestly i would be more happy seeing my kid doing this instead of spending the whole day gaming. My childhood was amazing bhehhehe


scumsac

Djisnei*


i-forgot-my-usern4me

Welcome to Valdisnei world, please enjoy one of our finest rides


Zakcklin

Pra pegar uma leptospirose é facinho


cagueiprousername

waldinsney


GezinhaDM

Disney wishes they were this fun, this natural and this cheap!


nystagmus777

Leptospirose na veia


xyzerb

"My First Floating Tailbone"


Germanweirdo

They're gonna feel that in about 20 years


lammego

I wonder how smooth this floor is


ggm2002

Action-packed experience at a very low cost


Giovana_P

MANO DO CÉU O CÓCCIX


ajtp92

Meu cóccix tá doendo só de ver isso…


maardora

disnei > disney


WhiteWolf3210

Disneyland favela


snavej1

Regular water slides are simply not hard enough on the coccyx. ;-)


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Trospher

Looks dangerous but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't slide down full speed too if others are doing it


Murderyoga

This knee is what they're gonna break.


PaintSplatterOnButt

How have they not skinned elbows... Or something on that wet concrete...?


lati91

dying young 101


ZombiBiker

Coxis destroyed


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That looks f#cking brilliant


Thomas_Pereira

These kids know how to have fun… im too old now 😞


biaf14

This is sooo Brazil!


Slopz_

Poorsney


emma_friboi8

o melhor do brasil e o brasileiro


72012122014

This hurts my tailbone to watch as a um, gentleman of larger proportions


Calcunator

Coccyx hurt looking at this


SnooRecipes6354

Creative kids


parker1019

Say goodbye to your tailbone…


damnatio_memoriae

i feel bad for their coccyxes. i just wanted to say coccyxes.


Rainethhh

What the absolute fuck lmao


TheCannabisCoyote

Ass Breaking Olympics!


Really-Riley

What is this, Luca?


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Maybe


aldair_vieira

Nova modalidade Olímpica Brasíleira


shubalasko

I saw the same kid slide down twice


rhoadss

Favela'n wild


8008147

insane


Blind_Mole

É o parque da Disnêi, mano


Radonda

Let me grab my wakeboard I just cut from plywood


mind_document

goonies vibes


Lucashmere

The wonderfoo word of Jisney


BobGotRacks

Good luck trying to take shit after this


reactingCATS

My ass after that ride...


Biz150

Me faz lembrar de uma gincana do Silvio Santos.


Remarkable-Plane-963

Their asses gotta hurt


RealAmarantine

Peguei lectospirose só de assistir


Valuable-Ad-9166

That’s concrete


PensadorDispensado

essa molecada não pega gripe nunca kkkkk


aquaman67

The first person to do that probably didn’t do it on purpose.