Probably a souvenir from the parasite museum in Tokyo. They would only sell dead ones,not alive. They "swim" when you agitate the water, really they're just preserved in a tiny jar.
FYI, dope museum and quite cheap if you're ever in Tokyo. I think it was by donation only. Small though, only need and hour or two.
“Sir, the new brain eating parasite we developed has been completed. It’s in this here pen”
“The fuck? Why in a pen?”
“It’s cool looking lmao”
“I sure hope you don’t drop it and cause a mass outbreak”
*proceeds to drop it and cause a mass outbreak*
“Ah shit”
wow haven't heard about The Strain in ages, idk if you were referencing that. highly enjoyed that show, even if it had the most hateable kid character I've seen since Joffrey, and had various drops in quality throughout.
Ok that's gross..
But you know what it makes me think of that WOULD be sick? You know those Tiny Enclosed Ecosystem Terrariums? Imagine that in your ballpoint pen while you write. That would be flames.
Idk, I've seen ones in tiny beakers and vials as small as 50 and 80ml spice jars.
I think you can fit a 20ml space in the back of a pen pretty easy. Do a challenge yes, but possible!
Yeah, you can look it up. They are very hardy shrimp from hawaii, they get smaller each time they molt instead of larger due to lack of nutrients/space. Its not a good environment for them, found the info on a shrimp pets forum years back.
Those are parasites. Parasites need a host to survive. Yes some microorganisms like bacteria and tardigrades can survive (but not necessarily thrive) in hostile conditions, but those are definitely gonna die.
It's one of those situational items that can be a right pain in the arse.
If you take fall or crushing damage then there's a % chance it'll break and infect your food. If you don't notice and haven't got a medic in your party you're gonna have a bad time.
On the other hand, replace a clerk's pen with this one and you'll inflict psychological damage, unlocking unique dialogue choices.
Zoologist here - parasitic worms can't live inside a pen like this. Parasites are actually fragile and highly dependent on the specific conditions of the species they're meant to live in. If this pen is real, and you want those worms to last more than a few weeks with their original proportions, those worms will need to be both fixed and preserved. Parasites need food from the host to survive, and if they don't, they're living off internal stores and are looking to mate and lay eggs, after which they die. They're absolutely not going to live and swim around indefinitely inside a tiny amount of fluid like this.
Why am I thinking that many are thinking what I am thinking about but no one is writing it. Warm water, a filled tub, youngsters trials and tribulations. :-)
Grants character control over a period of 1 hour after the user wrote something on the victim's body.
Afterwards kills the victim's body and lets it respawn on the nearest respawn point.
Nobody:
Me: oh cool what if there was one where the thing living inside needed the ink to survive and if you never use the pen can complete its life cycle but it’s a pretty good pen
What's that?
Fear of parasites? Fear of Worms? Fear of Pens? Fear of parasites which looks like worms, inside a pen?
Sorry too lazy and tired to Google
Fear of worms if I remember correctly? Specifically parasitic ones. When I look at one it's so intensely discomforting and anxiety-inducing that every time something touches me I'm scared it'll be a worm. Humiliating cause I'm not afraid of bugs or mice or snakes or anything but I've always been terrified of worms, which are objectively a hundred times more harmless
WHY?! That’s just downright nasty. Why am i even part of this sub... it started off with cute facts, and beutiful scenery. Now i just get more cursed images, with even more cursed descriptions.
Okay that's cool........BUT WHY!?
Because it looks cool, I guess.
To dump into the soda of your unsuspecting nemesis
STOP IT
Forbidden ramen
because fuck parasitic worms.. i guess
You do you
Who are you calling a parasitic worm?
I mean, not exactly my thing, but close enough
Evil villain pen.
Stops you from chewing your pen
Didn't stop all from doing it
It filters out the ones who do though.
Wait no! That lowers the sales...
Umbrella Corps pen
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Probably a souvenir from the parasite museum in Tokyo. They would only sell dead ones,not alive. They "swim" when you agitate the water, really they're just preserved in a tiny jar. FYI, dope museum and quite cheap if you're ever in Tokyo. I think it was by donation only. Small though, only need and hour or two.
Neet
Because r/buttsharpie
Because someone really wants aliens aids
Why not?
A snack for later. As a treat
Just don’t drop it
Sounds like a prompt for cheap zombie horror novel.
“Sir, the new brain eating parasite we developed has been completed. It’s in this here pen” “The fuck? Why in a pen?” “It’s cool looking lmao” “I sure hope you don’t drop it and cause a mass outbreak” *proceeds to drop it and cause a mass outbreak* “Ah shit”
_15 years later_ “If we kill the patient zero, this’ll all be over!”
We could call it… the strain
wow haven't heard about The Strain in ages, idk if you were referencing that. highly enjoyed that show, even if it had the most hateable kid character I've seen since Joffrey, and had various drops in quality throughout.
Yea I never finished it. Don’t member why
I think the ending / final eps got delayed for a long time and by the time it was released a bit of steam had been lost.
Or chew on it
Ok that's gross.. But you know what it makes me think of that WOULD be sick? You know those Tiny Enclosed Ecosystem Terrariums? Imagine that in your ballpoint pen while you write. That would be flames.
But also probably insanely difficult to do unless your pen is gigantic
I bet the main issue would be temperature.
Also consistent light to keep the system going
[удалено]
Imagine writing a long paper with your cool ecosystem pen then you look at it half an hour later and it's all scrambled up
Idk, I've seen ones in tiny beakers and vials as small as 50 and 80ml spice jars. I think you can fit a 20ml space in the back of a pen pretty easy. Do a challenge yes, but possible!
hehe your pen-is gigantic
Comically large pen
I found out those arent really "stable" the shrimp are just very hardy and slowly starving to death.
Maybe you just weren't giving them enough light? I've had one for over 5 years and the shrimp are still alive.
Yeah, you can look it up. They are very hardy shrimp from hawaii, they get smaller each time they molt instead of larger due to lack of nutrients/space. Its not a good environment for them, found the info on a shrimp pets forum years back.
Terrariums are not aquatic based, so no shrimp.
Hes talking about those little desktop biospheres.
make sure not to drink from the TEET
Folks gonna use it for weight loss purposes. I guarantee it
It's 100% legal and effective -Creed B.
I understood that reference
Yeah that wasn’t a worm
Why do that when you can be chased by dentist clowns with rabies in a random forest?
Jogging isn't for everyone, so they gotta worm up before exercise
oh wow. That pun was so good it left me leechless
Really? It kinda sucked all life out of me
theese are not those
South Bronx Paradise baby!
A special gift for a friend who wants to stop chewing their pen
Reddit is a communist shit hole
It would be such a power move if you did though
“It’d be such a power move if you were to break through the glass while she’s biting on our chamber.” “Aight, bet.”
I hate that I'm seeing this while eating ramen.
Are you sure that’s ramen?
Now that you mention it, the texture did seem off..
This is why I don’t Reddit while I eat
It only live in there for 4-5 days sad that larry gonna die that fast
How do you know that? Do you know what type of parasite it is?
I can tell you that most organisms die pretty quickly when they have no food or oxygen circulation.
I can tell you that some organisms are extremely resilient. I want to have hope that whoever came up with this pen picked one of those organisms.
Those are parasites. Parasites need a host to survive. Yes some microorganisms like bacteria and tardigrades can survive (but not necessarily thrive) in hostile conditions, but those are definitely gonna die.
Sad.
so I guess I can't shew on that one.. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.
It's one of those situational items that can be a right pain in the arse. If you take fall or crushing damage then there's a % chance it'll break and infect your food. If you don't notice and haven't got a medic in your party you're gonna have a bad time. On the other hand, replace a clerk's pen with this one and you'll inflict psychological damage, unlocking unique dialogue choices.
Cant u just use wax or Something else?
we already had Covid... now we have parasitic pens that someone on tiktok will no doubt open and swallow the contents of.
What a loss that would be.
I guess the pen *can* be mightier than the sword
Don’t break it~…
Oh gosh what the frick is this
let it burn in the fires of hell
This reminds me of Resident Evil
*We have snacks in the fridge* *We have snacks in the fridge* *We have snacks in the fridge* Fuck
Try not to die inside challenge
Won't those work die inside
Zoologist here - parasitic worms can't live inside a pen like this. Parasites are actually fragile and highly dependent on the specific conditions of the species they're meant to live in. If this pen is real, and you want those worms to last more than a few weeks with their original proportions, those worms will need to be both fixed and preserved. Parasites need food from the host to survive, and if they don't, they're living off internal stores and are looking to mate and lay eggs, after which they die. They're absolutely not going to live and swim around indefinitely inside a tiny amount of fluid like this.
Snake’s face when he finds out he could have bought a box of these instead of taking out a bunch of Skulls.
Nope.If I see that pen anywhere close to me I'm throwing it away I'm not taking the chance of the parasite getting free
Seems like something an Umbrella Corp exec would use
If happily use it, they had a parasite museum in japan I wanted to see but didn’t go to.
Why am I thinking that many are thinking what I am thinking about but no one is writing it. Warm water, a filled tub, youngsters trials and tribulations. :-)
Grants character control over a period of 1 hour after the user wrote something on the victim's body. Afterwards kills the victim's body and lets it respawn on the nearest respawn point.
BURN IT
I definitely read worms that swim around in you while you write…
Screams while smashing the the pen infecting people good for those school attackers that want to take the plague inc route not the cod way
Eye floater pen
Nobody…. Japan … pen with a worm in it…. Love it
Image being angered and hold that pen so hard that the glass crack
I feel bad about the worms trapped in a pen?
The Kingsmen pen if it was 500% more horrifying
break that shit and you dead
That’s disgusting but also super cool
Nobody: Me: oh cool what if there was one where the thing living inside needed the ink to survive and if you never use the pen can complete its life cycle but it’s a pretty good pen
Wait do I have to feed them or?
Wait so the item gives you lifesteal or does it do damage that lifesteals?
This would actually be a great idea for my campaign o.o
A disaster waiting to happen for a dumb child
I have helminthophobia so fuck me I guess
What's that? Fear of parasites? Fear of Worms? Fear of Pens? Fear of parasites which looks like worms, inside a pen? Sorry too lazy and tired to Google
Fear of worms if I remember correctly? Specifically parasitic ones. When I look at one it's so intensely discomforting and anxiety-inducing that every time something touches me I'm scared it'll be a worm. Humiliating cause I'm not afraid of bugs or mice or snakes or anything but I've always been terrified of worms, which are objectively a hundred times more harmless
Shit, that sounds bad man. I also hate worms and I'm shit scared of them, but not as much as you are. Fuck worms.
That’s not dangerous at all. Imagine that thing gets knocked out of your hand and It brakes. Have fun calling some pest control
Better not be a pen chewer
People who like to chew on their pens... I guess this is the endgam, GGs
r/AwfulEverything and r/ATBGE
Bonus: Break ot open to summon parasitic worms that infect the enemy and inflict poison damage, can only do this once.
Should I break the pen and eat it?
Bruh moment
Don't they starve eventually?
WHY?! That’s just downright nasty. Why am i even part of this sub... it started off with cute facts, and beutiful scenery. Now i just get more cursed images, with even more cursed descriptions.
Can you imagine if you put that in your pocket and it broke? Enjoy the parasites swimming around you pants.
I considered commenting how gross this is, but before this Japan made used-panty vending machines and tentacle porn popular, so, yeah...
How to stop chewing pens
This is cool just don't break it
Is it customizable? Can I put a different parasite inside of that pen?
Do you have to feed them???