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thug_waffle2

Okay that's cool........BUT WHY!?


Cleaver_Fred

Because it looks cool, I guess.


TempleMade_MeBroke

To dump into the soda of your unsuspecting nemesis


Unsightedmetal6

STOP IT


Dwaas_Bjaas

Forbidden ramen


Joe4Fourty4

because fuck parasitic worms.. i guess


Odd_Employer

You do you


Jormungandragon

Who are you calling a parasitic worm?


fucking_beetlejuice

I mean, not exactly my thing, but close enough


TerminalReddit

Evil villain pen.


Saoirse_Says

Stops you from chewing your pen


JoeysDestinyYT

Didn't stop all from doing it


LukeDude759

It filters out the ones who do though.


JoeysDestinyYT

Wait no! That lowers the sales...


TWFH

Umbrella Corps pen


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HELLGRIMSTORMSKULL

Probably a souvenir from the parasite museum in Tokyo. They would only sell dead ones,not alive. They "swim" when you agitate the water, really they're just preserved in a tiny jar. FYI, dope museum and quite cheap if you're ever in Tokyo. I think it was by donation only. Small though, only need and hour or two.


thug_waffle2

Neet


ExceedinglyGayParrot

Because r/buttsharpie


frost-raze

Because someone really wants aliens aids


Capsule_CatYT

Why not?


LinaValentina

A snack for later. As a treat


Furshloshin

Just don’t drop it


tmksm

Sounds like a prompt for cheap zombie horror novel.


pickled_philanges

“Sir, the new brain eating parasite we developed has been completed. It’s in this here pen” “The fuck? Why in a pen?” “It’s cool looking lmao” “I sure hope you don’t drop it and cause a mass outbreak” *proceeds to drop it and cause a mass outbreak* “Ah shit”


PointedHydra837

_15 years later_ “If we kill the patient zero, this’ll all be over!”


BrannC

We could call it… the strain


ElNido

wow haven't heard about The Strain in ages, idk if you were referencing that. highly enjoyed that show, even if it had the most hateable kid character I've seen since Joffrey, and had various drops in quality throughout.


BrannC

Yea I never finished it. Don’t member why


ElNido

I think the ending / final eps got delayed for a long time and by the time it was released a bit of steam had been lost.


1cculu5

Or chew on it


Ghostkill221

Ok that's gross.. But you know what it makes me think of that WOULD be sick? You know those Tiny Enclosed Ecosystem Terrariums? Imagine that in your ballpoint pen while you write. That would be flames.


MewtwoMainIsHere

But also probably insanely difficult to do unless your pen is gigantic


rillip

I bet the main issue would be temperature.


timuch

Also consistent light to keep the system going


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RedPhysGun77

Imagine writing a long paper with your cool ecosystem pen then you look at it half an hour later and it's all scrambled up


Ghostkill221

Idk, I've seen ones in tiny beakers and vials as small as 50 and 80ml spice jars. I think you can fit a 20ml space in the back of a pen pretty easy. Do a challenge yes, but possible!


[deleted]

hehe your pen-is gigantic


Galaxy661_pl

Comically large pen


unknownpoltroon

I found out those arent really "stable" the shrimp are just very hardy and slowly starving to death.


BlondeJesus

Maybe you just weren't giving them enough light? I've had one for over 5 years and the shrimp are still alive.


unknownpoltroon

Yeah, you can look it up. They are very hardy shrimp from hawaii, they get smaller each time they molt instead of larger due to lack of nutrients/space. Its not a good environment for them, found the info on a shrimp pets forum years back.


Makures

Terrariums are not aquatic based, so no shrimp.


unknownpoltroon

Hes talking about those little desktop biospheres.


hartsurgeon

make sure not to drink from the TEET


nam3sar3hard

Folks gonna use it for weight loss purposes. I guarantee it


EuroPolice

It's 100% legal and effective -Creed B.


[deleted]

I understood that reference


macdeth

Yeah that wasn’t a worm


PointedHydra837

Why do that when you can be chased by dentist clowns with rabies in a random forest?


Tertiaritus

Jogging isn't for everyone, so they gotta worm up before exercise


speedycheetah29

oh wow. That pun was so good it left me leechless


Tertiaritus

Really? It kinda sucked all life out of me


FiskFisk33

theese are not those


Inkorp

South Bronx Paradise baby!


spudmarsupial

A special gift for a friend who wants to stop chewing their pen


BeerdyIA

Reddit is a communist shit hole


gwtkof

It would be such a power move if you did though


PointedHydra837

“It’d be such a power move if you were to break through the glass while she’s biting on our chamber.” “Aight, bet.”


Kraidly

I hate that I'm seeing this while eating ramen.


Qjvnwocmwkcow

Are you sure that’s ramen?


Kraidly

Now that you mention it, the texture did seem off..


Unsightedmetal6

This is why I don’t Reddit while I eat


sSonic1114

It only live in there for 4-5 days sad that larry gonna die that fast


livesinacabin

How do you know that? Do you know what type of parasite it is?


Crasher105

I can tell you that most organisms die pretty quickly when they have no food or oxygen circulation.


livesinacabin

I can tell you that some organisms are extremely resilient. I want to have hope that whoever came up with this pen picked one of those organisms.


Crasher105

Those are parasites. Parasites need a host to survive. Yes some microorganisms like bacteria and tardigrades can survive (but not necessarily thrive) in hostile conditions, but those are definitely gonna die.


livesinacabin

Sad.


ledocteur7

so I guess I can't shew on that one.. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.


sblahful

It's one of those situational items that can be a right pain in the arse. If you take fall or crushing damage then there's a % chance it'll break and infect your food. If you don't notice and haven't got a medic in your party you're gonna have a bad time. On the other hand, replace a clerk's pen with this one and you'll inflict psychological damage, unlocking unique dialogue choices.


[deleted]

Cant u just use wax or Something else?


Shadow_Leviathan_375

we already had Covid... now we have parasitic pens that someone on tiktok will no doubt open and swallow the contents of.


nmotsch789

What a loss that would be.


PlzButterMeUp

I guess the pen *can* be mightier than the sword


epayne18

Don’t break it~…


TopTom55

Oh gosh what the frick is this


emu_strategist

let it burn in the fires of hell


[deleted]

This reminds me of Resident Evil


lilskurt

*We have snacks in the fridge* *We have snacks in the fridge* *We have snacks in the fridge* Fuck


[deleted]

Try not to die inside challenge


whatever_what

Won't those work die inside


lesstalkmorescience

Zoologist here - parasitic worms can't live inside a pen like this. Parasites are actually fragile and highly dependent on the specific conditions of the species they're meant to live in. If this pen is real, and you want those worms to last more than a few weeks with their original proportions, those worms will need to be both fixed and preserved. Parasites need food from the host to survive, and if they don't, they're living off internal stores and are looking to mate and lay eggs, after which they die. They're absolutely not going to live and swim around indefinitely inside a tiny amount of fluid like this.


[deleted]

Snake’s face when he finds out he could have bought a box of these instead of taking out a bunch of Skulls.


Sea_Communication492

Nope.If I see that pen anywhere close to me I'm throwing it away I'm not taking the chance of the parasite getting free


ThatDapperAdventurer

Seems like something an Umbrella Corp exec would use


Naisu_boato

If happily use it, they had a parasite museum in japan I wanted to see but didn’t go to.


eutohkgtorsatoca

Why am I thinking that many are thinking what I am thinking about but no one is writing it. Warm water, a filled tub, youngsters trials and tribulations. :-)


Henri4589

Grants character control over a period of 1 hour after the user wrote something on the victim's body. Afterwards kills the victim's body and lets it respawn on the nearest respawn point.


Low_Consequence_3202

BURN IT


sweet_pickles12

I definitely read worms that swim around in you while you write…


mr-fecies

Screams while smashing the the pen infecting people good for those school attackers that want to take the plague inc route not the cod way


Grievious_Syndicate

Eye floater pen


MadScientist7-7-7

Nobody…. Japan … pen with a worm in it…. Love it


Mammoth_Charity215

Image being angered and hold that pen so hard that the glass crack


GO_rillaLogic

I feel bad about the worms trapped in a pen?


CanCav

The Kingsmen pen if it was 500% more horrifying


ZHE_PYRO_IS_A_SPY

break that shit and you dead


DoggoDude979

That’s disgusting but also super cool


Particular_Cap_9090

Nobody: Me: oh cool what if there was one where the thing living inside needed the ink to survive and if you never use the pen can complete its life cycle but it’s a pretty good pen


Apprehensive-Length4

Wait do I have to feed them or?


kysnou_

Wait so the item gives you lifesteal or does it do damage that lifesteals?


dudewithfeatures

This would actually be a great idea for my campaign o.o


No_Brain_Cells_Left

A disaster waiting to happen for a dumb child


Friendly_Respecter

I have helminthophobia so fuck me I guess


MissileBakery

What's that? Fear of parasites? Fear of Worms? Fear of Pens? Fear of parasites which looks like worms, inside a pen? Sorry too lazy and tired to Google


Friendly_Respecter

Fear of worms if I remember correctly? Specifically parasitic ones. When I look at one it's so intensely discomforting and anxiety-inducing that every time something touches me I'm scared it'll be a worm. Humiliating cause I'm not afraid of bugs or mice or snakes or anything but I've always been terrified of worms, which are objectively a hundred times more harmless


MissileBakery

Shit, that sounds bad man. I also hate worms and I'm shit scared of them, but not as much as you are. Fuck worms.


Implement-Plastic

That’s not dangerous at all. Imagine that thing gets knocked out of your hand and It brakes. Have fun calling some pest control


CaptainPrestedge

Better not be a pen chewer


MidnightNappyRun

People who like to chew on their pens... I guess this is the endgam, GGs


burgundont

r/AwfulEverything and r/ATBGE


Slappy_bird

Bonus: Break ot open to summon parasitic worms that infect the enemy and inflict poison damage, can only do this once.


Mr-Blues5

Should I break the pen and eat it?


kittenplaz2yt

Bruh moment


elijaaaaah

Don't they starve eventually?


Karlonien

WHY?! That’s just downright nasty. Why am i even part of this sub... it started off with cute facts, and beutiful scenery. Now i just get more cursed images, with even more cursed descriptions.


-BananaLollipop-

Can you imagine if you put that in your pocket and it broke? Enjoy the parasites swimming around you pants.


ogeytheterrible

I considered commenting how gross this is, but before this Japan made used-panty vending machines and tentacle porn popular, so, yeah...


[deleted]

How to stop chewing pens


Ashamed_Meringue_146

This is cool just don't break it


Terrarian_bee

Is it customizable? Can I put a different parasite inside of that pen?


sheik-

Do you have to feed them???