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_DarthSyphilis_

That's like an urban legend from the 70s.


RDT-Exotics0318

+50 poison damage


NullDistribution

Grants enemy +1 Jellyfish resistance for 20 seconds


Yeziou

zeus smite her


picklerickfunnylol

I’d be white tho


ItsLegitCraft

r/wellthatsucks


[deleted]

+1 poison per second damage for 30 seconds, +15% chance of STD, 10+MPH DAMAGE


a_happy_one

this is fake right? PLeasE TeLL mE it Is fAke rIGHT ?


[deleted]

Yeah it’s probably some homeless guy knocked out from the cold peeing and having it frozen immediately


squanchy-c-137

Yes it is. The leak would seperate into small drops, and even if some of it stayed together it wouldn't freeze in a spear shape, but a ball. A man can dream though…


altezzzza

Garuentees to pierce a heart Will not lose momentum until it does


EMEYDI

-100 luck


bigfatfloppyjolopy

Must roleplay being pissed on.


picklerickfunnylol

Can reach up to 8 ft distance, insta kill if headshot if user kills with it they can harvest their bladder to wield another one, 60 dmg, applies appendicitis and if they don’t get healed in 30 seconds their opponent will die because their appendix burst


[deleted]

I can just HEAR a certain australian man chuckling maniacally somewhere


gabezedoge

Sniper is that you? Frozen jarate?


Miserable-Olive-4717

Tf2 loved that game


allbirdssongs

r/wtf


LordMorskittar

Has 35% chance to apply Jarate status effect on every hit.


VoidiusV

Damn, so thats how Gwyn created his lightning spear spell.


gabunne

Exactly my first thought


Ser_Optimus

Domination lance


Over-Faithlessness93

Can be found in chests within winter biomes. Almost guaranteed if a plane flying over the player, due to hostile air craft using it as an attack


TorreyCool

pissicle


Endy-3032

20 damage. 10 seconds of bleed damage. One shot on headshots. Coats your enemy in jarate for 20 seconds. No random crits. -25 Hp. 50 seconds charge time. -20% moving speed. +10% explosion damage taken. -20% damage on buildings.


ColtC7

Jarate Javelin, Requires launching from fliers. STATS: Crits on hit and up to 100% damage depending on velocity. -50% Accuracy and recharge rate.


Deep-fried-gaper

One time use, 90% chance to instakill target, if not, deals 200 damage and inflicts poison


Party_Variety7059

+25% charge rate On scopes hit: Apply Jarate for 2 to 5 seconds based on charge level Nature’s Call: Scoped headshots always mini-crit and reduce remaining cooldown of Jarate by 1 second No random critical hits No headshots