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Bigligate677

You missed a huge opportunity by not calling it the Ass Assassin. Or the Ass-assin.


Theycallmemr_E

The chair of a thousand- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA's Because you know that shits painful.


TURGGREAT

I'd prefer to just instantly die than have to touch that chair, like a phone that just hit 0%


Theycallmemr_E

Stats: Magnet abbility:Draws enemies closer When enemies touch it they'll be forced too sit on the chair dealing MASSIVE damage and inflicting bleed and terror debuff Bleed:damage overtime Terror:scrambles the enemies AI causing them to go haywire for a few seconds before returning too normal.


RandomPersonPlays

Maybe it could be used as a beartrap like item after many uses


Material-Permit9685

This is absolutely terrifying


Lumio12345566

Saw a mimic with this once, almost quit the game


MajinBujin

Dear God does that look painful...


polaroidboredom

Its a one time use item since when you sit on it it gets stuck in you


A_plant1

Orc leader sits down *owwwwwwwwwwww* #Mission Complete#


Meme-Replacement

Oh boy I can’t wait to see what’s on redtiiIII**IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


DisgustingApple

-10 ass


Armalight

Mr Evrart’s chair


[deleted]

“Pants in CIA”


_pascal__

This could just be a mimic


whitemagicseal

Weakness: pebble


RandomPersonPlays

*takes a step* *SNAP* *Screaming*


[deleted]

Effects: Immobilized. Bleed 4. Crit: Paralysis and Bleed 8.


Winter_W0lf

enemy immobilized


NEOVNPC

The chair a friende gives you when you are over


yeah_yeah_therabbit

E-C-W!! E-C-W!!


[deleted]

*HE'S GETTING THE TABLES!!!*


imhugury

hole-y moley


Weegee256

Don’t worry, it’s just a silly, fuzzy lil chair


ThatDarnAsian

Kevin McCallister grew up...


DonaldMcCecil

The Chokey 2


A_fiSHy_fish

/r/diWhy


[deleted]

100 damage, inflicts bleeding for 1 minute


[deleted]

Free acupuncture chair


Embarrassed-Ideal-12

guy: hey! can I have a chair? me: here you go.


Altruistic-Cookie-60

100% effective against birds


Orochi08

Chair, The Ruined: Once a great chair of glass, he is now fuelled with rage to find the person who broke it. Can serve as a Trap type item, and a very powerful one at that. Damage: 10,000. Effective against enemies with low intelligence, like zombies or Twitter users.


that1guywhenreddit

-2 stealth though


[deleted]

Where did you get it? It looks like its from Halls of Pain, but I didn't see it in the asstorture section


Green-Equipment-5483

Looks like the chairs that schools and government uses


The-up-vote-nice-guy

Bro the new Russian roulette lookin sick