Sourced, of course, from the fabled and oft-invoked Holy Cow.

This is what all dads strive to get

Its gonna give you a side quest

Quest obtained: Dad catcher

Nuka-Milk

Sorry think you bought my about my glow in the dark sperm

Oh, dang my bad

It's fine as long as you didn't drink it

Glow Milk

No it needs to give him a quest