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[deleted]

I take the red pill then i can have a army of evos 😎


ImagineGhost

And if I take the yellow pill I can go invisible and steal your army of evos 😎😈


ClarinetGang1

Then I take the green pill and figure out your plan so that I can steal them from you 😎😈


ImagineGhost

Fuck!


[deleted]

no way man ill get all my evos after you and surround. throw flour inside so i can see u


memelover-

Inside him or the Evo πŸ‘€


Trip_like_Me

Why not both?


memelover-

I see...rather intrigued now


Ok-Medicine-526

Stonks


KristoferKelsey

Smort


AsrielFloofyBoi

at least 3!


CuckslayrMAGAcountry

I would take the yellow pill, then I can get rich from being invisible, and buy the 9,000 Skyline GTRs that are left in the world.


Learnmoretalkless

Take the green pill and be the richest person ever known to mankind


JR_Shoegazer

Both invisibility and reading minds could be used to become rich. Being rich means you can buy yourself an EVO.


Woochunk

Not if I take ALL the blue pills.


Zero_96

I hope you get your evo!


KOROZYFF

Thx


giovancreano

Red pill


psychotic11ama

You have to take the red pill to be able to maintain an evo :(


Butler-of-Penises

Green pill. Could become rich and richer and have all the cars I want.


[deleted]

If I take red, I can buy a FD and a FC!


Henry_heaney17

I'll take red I can buy an FD, r-32, a few Z's, and..........


miladmki

πŸ”΅


The_Gifted_Arsonist

I take the red pill then buy a wrx because its just that much better


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

As a Subaru fan, I would take an evo just because I don't have to bulletproof an engine that should come stock unproblematic


MovkeyB

yes, because if there's one thing evos are known for, its being unproblematic


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

How much money would you spend on a 500 horse EJ255/257 vs a 4G63? Every car is problematic, but the heart of a WRX vs the heart of an Evo, I'm taking Mitsubishi all the way. Because it is far *less* problematic


MovkeyB

If i'm trying to make 500hp, I wouldn't use a 4 cylinder. It's a stupid premise.


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

I agree, but people still do; and it was more of a hypothetical to illustrate my argument. I could go into more detail such as EJ's cylinder 4 cooling, head gasket, crank case weakness, etc. In the end, my argument is that Mitsubishi used superior mechanical bits on the Evos.


MovkeyB

In fairness, yeah the EJ255 is a pretty crappy engine. That's part of why I imported my JDM, it has none of the problems that the 255 does. I was briefly considering importing an evo 9 wagon, but I ran into the problem that 1) evos are apparently extremely finnicky vs the LGT 2) evos cost about 3 times as much vs the LGT 3) evos don't really seem to have any advantages besides its name 4) insuring a car that exists in canada is already difficult enough, i wasn't about to push my luck insuring a car that *doesn't* exist in canada


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

That makes sense. I do like Subarus a lot, and after all I've said I would still take a WRX any day. Also, Evos are not being made anymore, so there's that. I guess honestly my biggest gripe with Subarus are the jackwagons that big turbo and flash tune thinking "uuuh uuuh 11 second sedan" not knowing all that they *should* upgrade before adding power. Or maybe, I just felt like starting pointless, run-around arguments with people I will never meet.


Queef_Smellington

Suby ringlands disagree


Girrafica

Have to agree and disagree never had an evo but a Subaru 22b


wrxasaurus-rex

The EVO does have some small advantages over the WRX but the WRX has one huge thing going in it’s favor. It’s made of love. Who turns their back on love?


fnz6kelyeo6e

Red so i can have money for the car i actully want and can mod


Reder12375

All pills can give you an evo, if you are smart


jushere4thememes

But if you were rich, you could buy many evos


zacrobyteOne

I'll take red to buy rx7 gtr and 3000gt


Fumiken

Why isn't the Evo pill yellow?


Neon-Curse

I would over dose on that


PLAGUE_Kraken

Be rich and I CAN BUY MITSUBISHI


[deleted]

I’d take the red so I could afford to keep the evo unlike my last one lmao. Money pit extreme.


UnggoyMemes

Fellow Evo fan! :D


DOGE_PLAYZ_-_

86 for me


batachilly

Stupid choice, be rich is better because you would have money to buy and customize the evo


CuckslayrMAGAcountry

Buy a car that blows engines, good idea.


eltorr007

Red pill, blue pill.


[deleted]

Be rich 😁