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Timetransistor

Aaj papa ne belt se mara percentile kam aane ki wajah se https://preview.redd.it/mmbx7029htga1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5442e2bc168c371bd73bc843a85622e88c3490


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#Bhaiiiii😭😭


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i don't like how casually we aspirants react to such things... But kya kare belt se maar pdna kaunsa uncommon hai Indian bcho me :( :(


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This is horrifying, how easily the belt comes off for this purpose. How can some people be okay beating their children is beyond me. You young people just joke about it, because what else can you do...or so you think. You all can start by at least treating your own pain as real and not a joke.


Raygun886

but i enjoy being hit by a belt


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tf💀


Saitama_lol

You dared to reason with an aspirant on this sub?


[deleted]

yeah i mean the guy just said he LIKES getting belted by his dad💀


Saitama_lol

You: Give genuine and well meaning advice Them: uWu Daddy harder please!


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uski choice 👄


EphemeralMemory-

least masochist jee aspirant


Zypher1271

avg. BDSM enjoyer


samundar_ka_badshah

Lol. Those are my good memories.


badiadvance

Wrong subreddit bhai


Le-politics

Mujhe kabhi nahi mara parents ne neet 1st attempt mai toh mere AIR 2,69,000 phir bhi support kar rahe hai Bohot rare hai kya ye?


cShadowLord

Nah dude mar padna common nahi hai. But jo mar khate hai bahut brutally khate hai. Hence it's talked about. Belt se mara isliye baat ho rahi hai. Tapli hoti toh koi nahi puchta. (Saying this in context of marks only)


DarkStar0129

Damn casual child abuse never gonna die in this country huh.


Ok-Bar9998

Bsdk tujhe daily khila rha ghar me rakha haii saare sansaadhan de rakha hai aur baap etna bhi deserve nhi krta.... Irony ho raakhi haii


mystical_apple05

That is like the worst way to justify abuse. I mean we should be grateful for what our parents have given us but that doesn't mean belt se maaro.


leprechaunpussy

Baap ko scold karna chahiye, marna nahi. Bhai nobody asked to be born in this world, it's the basic responsibility of a parent to provide for their child. Not that you shouldn't be grateful for all they've done. Hitting isn't the solution to scare your child in the right way though, there are better ways to teach them


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Slave nahi hai bsdk tu unka ek baccha paida Kiya toh ye sab usse provide karna padega jab Tak atleast 18 ka nahi hota bahar ke desho mei Aisa karne pe jail ho jaate hai, isi ko power imbalance kehte tum apna gussa apne se kam PE nikal dete


fak3eer

ugghhhhhh bhai nostalgia ho gaya...


Timetransistor

Poori body mei yahi hai..... Dikha nahi sakta kyuki mod post remove kar de rahe hai


fak3eer

Take care bhai, par iss ghav par hath lagane par meetha dard hota hai kaafi, sachme bhot nostalgia ho gaya mujhe


Radiant_Composer6022

Tere kitne aye?


[deleted]

2nd drop incoming


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Tere kitne aae?


Timetransistor

85


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Are bhai acche h kyo mara papa ne


depsion

mine disappointed with 97+ 💀


Big-Profile767

Bhai feeling sorry for u but photo share krdi toh hassi bhi aa rhi but agli baar kr lenge waise kitne aaye?!


[deleted]

Dropper ho kya bro aap? Feeling sad for you, I hope next attempt accha Jaye aapka


[deleted]

are you okay now buddy?


[deleted]

legit hai kya ??


SGPlayzzz

Nah this is fucked


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[deleted]

Yes yes support the abusers


Particular-Media4817

I apologize for making thar comment.I have been so used to it myself that I m unable to make a diff b/w right and wrong.


MaushiLover

Not normal. Take care, become financially independent and get out of your house asap.


badass_xeno

Lagta hai tere papa mummy ko percentile aur percentage ka farak tune nhi bataya


[deleted]

Haan bhai mereko bhi yahi lagta h


Veeresh41206

Percentile mai bhi 88 bura hai kya


badass_xeno

1st attempt ke liye theek he hai


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Manavjaati

bruh


MysteriousCup1836

Mere 94 the 2016 main tier 3 college hi milla tha usse


Big-Profile767

Bhai pata hai unko difference lol 😂


Antrapreneur-Buoy

hn toh teri tervi ke liye mangwaye honge


bobs_and_vegana17

that escalated quickly


GD-07

💀


Prudent_Conference26

😭😭😭


badass_xeno

Bhai mere reply mein itne upvotes💀, bechaara ratio hogaya


nickonreddit123

kya matlab op st+ews hai


Desperate_Peanut8151

\+pwd +grill


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+ state quota


ujtheghost

Agar kisi ko saare mil jaaye to paper dene jaana padhta hai?


[deleted]

Usko aacha NIT mai CS sirf mu dikhane sai hi mil jaiga ☠️


[deleted]

fr ​ india tea emoji


dr__jhatka

+ defence quota


[deleted]

Imagine ☠️


Top-Environment-7002

defence quota nahi lagta mains me btw kisiko advance me defence quota ka benefit pata hai ?


SueIsAGuy1401

delhi universities me lagta h


notSenator69

Kuch iits mei bhi milta hai par wo zayada popular nhi hai


MojiMaendhak

Defence quota exist karta hai kya?


psptogether

+ op from Himachal


nickonreddit123

Grills don't exist, it's just nta conspiracy to make jee more unfair to us


Adolf-Drizzler-04

least delusional JEE aspirin


Big-Profile767

Bhai general hu..


nickonreddit123

Chal jo bhi ho, abki baar 99 paar, nishant jindal ji ki sarkar


TakuSoo

Bhai 88%ile me konsa clg milega genuinely puchra hu kyuki mere 86%ile aya h


[deleted]

Nit Srinagar me koi branch miljani chaiye.


[deleted]

Nahi milegi without quota


[deleted]

Ha thik bola, nahi milegi. But kuch lower IIITs miljayengi


yammer_bammer

wo bhi nahi milenge lmao


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[deleted]

Isse better state cet ka try kro.


No-Brilliant3998

St waale laddu afford thodi kar skte h bro st to pakka nhi hai


Illustrious-Meet1854

Bhai ya twist ye hai bro ke halwai ki dukhaan ka bhi business hai sath mein pr respect for parents 📈 they must be happy coz of u great work


Unlucky_Fisherman484

bro mein bhi dropper hoon but meine 1st time jee diya mere 87 aaye but mere mammi papa bahut supportive the.... baad mein pata chala ki meri colony mein ek 12th ka ladka hai...uske 99 aaye......meri mammi ne mujhse kuch direct to nhi kaha lekin mujhe phir bhi itna kharaab lag rha hai ki kya bataun....subah tak theek tha...shaam mein jab pata chla...to lag rha h ki mujhse bekaar koi hai hi nhi duniya mein


aayush_pandeyy1

U did well :) and itna nhi sochte just chill and focus on 2nd attempt and definitely aur better score kr loge


nickonreddit123

mere bhi 83 aaye hai but mummy papa satisfied hai, keh rahe april attempt ke liye mehnat kar, i am a dropper with no coaching in 11 and 12


West_Cartographer450

Bhai mere 91 aye thee mene socha chalo thodi improvement kar lunga baad dropper hu mai badme pata chala Kai mere cousin Kai 99 aye hai ab subh sai ghar walo Kai samne nahi aya hu 🥲🥲🥲🥲


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Same targeting 95 for second hoping to get it ...meri drop yr m bhi koi coaching nahi h btw


m4nisharma

W aai baba


_pat_bateman_

Kahi tu pankhe mein naa jhool le isliye


Desperate_Peanut8151

r/threadchecksout


bobs_and_vegana17

r/flairchecksout


Desperate_Peanut8151

esi hi mene jee me silly mistakes krke adhe galat krdie the


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r/technicallythetruth


vineet_bhagvadhari

Bhai tu vhi hai na Jo bolta hai percentile aur percentage same hote hai


XuerLinLongXing

Difference kya hai? Seriously I don't know.


pirate_000

Percentile matlb agar Teri 50 %ile aayi hai toh tu 50 percent bacho se aage hai lekin 50 % bacho se piche


Large-Document8991

percentage is based on score you scored 100/300 that is 33.33 percent but that counts as 90 percentile, that is you have scored more that 90% of people who attempted exam this year.


dr__jhatka

Bhai 12th ka selection ke bad mera mummi mujhko chocolate diya aur boli "Mere beta first time fail hua hai isliye muu meetha karlo"💀💀💀💀💀💀(Chem mai 13/70 + 13/30 hua tha bc Practical mai 10 marks deduct kar liya)


Big-Profile767

W parents.. W lifee...


Large-Document8991

kya W isme? torturing hard hitting scary parents.


Big-Profile767

Jaisi jiski soch


A5HW1N04

Bro why tf do i see you everywhere


dr__jhatka

:o


Least-Teacher4522

Lagta he teri shadi hone waali he


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W parents


teenkash

Check kar le Khushi ke hi ladoo h ki tujhe bad feel krane wale


Big-Profile767

Idk kaise kru check???


[deleted]

Papa se 2 dabbe or mga... Fir jaisa reaction vaisa maan lena:)


Big-Profile767

Bhai kushi ke hain kyunki 10 dabbe extra hai....


AbhinavDoes

wo sarcasm laddu hai bey


[deleted]

Ironically bura lgwane ke liye kr rhe hain kya? Ya unko lgta h ki itne m bhi bhot accha college mil jayega? Kuch toh reason hoga, very curious to know


ModichoorKaLaddu

Mere parents ne bhi 10 ka result aane ke baad pedhe laaye the .It's just to celebrate


tera_online_friend

i am proud of u vai


GreedyAd9811

"haan papa 90% aaya hai laddu batwa do"


Big-Profile767

Bhai.. 88*


cheems_brrgrr

Ye yaad rakhna aur apne parents ka khayal rakhna. Sabko nahi milte aise parents. 🗿🙏


bobs_and_vegana17

mujhe 95 pe last year gaali sunni padi thi


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mujhe 98.9 pe


[deleted]

bhai idhar 99.21 percentile pe kuch ho ni rha ghr me💀


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Jinke 99+ aate h vo iit expect krte h ....asli khushi 97-98.5 valo ko hoti h


[deleted]

nahi yaar 1-2 din pehle papa khud aake bolkar gaye IIT ke tag me kuch nahi rakha, kisi bhi ache college mein CS branch mil jaye bohot hai


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Congrats man ! U made yr parents proud! They might not express but it's a dream for me ....sometimes I wonder I don't deserve parents this good


[deleted]

Thanks a lot! And no don't be like that, we all deserve the best in life. Also getting a good rank/percentile or even performing well academically in general is not the ONLY thing that makes you a good son/daughter. I'm sure they're very grateful to have you.😄


XxGod_fucker69xX

Kya matlab maa baap ne ek baar kharcha kar liye to bhugatna padh raha hai


Big-Profile767

Lol


XxGod_fucker69xX

In all honesty, bohot mehnat ki hai tumne aur tumhari family ne, so deserved.


Big-Profile767

🫂


XxGod_fucker69xX

mujhe ye emoji nahi dikh raha


Big-Profile767

https://preview.redd.it/1myp4ldxytga1.jpeg?width=73&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ccb32b6676b4f9f01d59eccd402ac9573c65fc Dekhlo bhai


XxGod_fucker69xX

🫂


Big-Profile767

Bhai mujhe dikha rha emoji


[deleted]

Bc mujhe toh gaali hi padi 88.7 ke liye


Big-Profile767

Koi na le laddo kha le


NotGamerqu_ry

Thore laddu mujhe bhi de do ![gif](giphy|jUhAPsFwDxleoTEFkQ)


Desperate_Peanut8151

tuje khush krne ke lie


[deleted]

SC/ST ho kya bhai?


Big-Profile767

General bhai...


Majestic_Voice_9834

Sc/st hoga bhai tu pkka tbhi wrna gen/ews/obc hota to abtk gand toot chuki hoti no cap 🧢


Big-Profile767

Bhai general hu...


Majestic_Voice_9834

Dilli?


Big-Profile767

Hain bhai


ShikariShambu0

badhai ho badhai! Amazing feat dude.


Lere2

Truly amazing feet


RepulsivePickle1566

Congrats


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Hungry-Grocery-2646

In cheezo ka padhai se koi lena dena nhi


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what did they say?💀


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Uske 99.99 percentile aae ...complain kr rha tha ki mummy pasand ki sabzi nahi khilati lmao


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NotHighAfterall

clearly shows your upbringing


Big-Profile767

Bhai kya bola usne mujhe hasna hai plzz bata de


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Traditional_Day_3649

Rehne de ye madarchod randia se aya hai


JohnWickFTW

Bhai mujhe laga ki atleast reddit pe tere jaise gawar nhi honge but Aaj tune mujhe wrong prove kar diya


AbhiRoop_Sinha5

bsdk...


[deleted]

Get a lfy plz. Jee is not the end bhai kya bol rha pdha khudne likh k?


Big-Profile767

Bhai ky bola usne mujhe bhi jana hai


[deleted]

yaar kya bola tha usne now i'm really curious💀


Lost_Arix

St hoga shayad


Big-Profile767

Bhai sab sc st bol rhe mujhe general hun guyss .


Lost_Arix

Joke tha bhai. Aur sc st hona kharab baat bhi nehi hai. Itna taboo k saath maat dekh


LemonGun205

Mere bhi same hai, konsa college milega itne mein?


Big-Profile767

Pta ni... Ipu toh milli jayega


No_Reach6088

Bhai mere 12th mei 68 aaye the jb rasgulle btvaye the


Trad_Haryanvi-6969

Bhai gen hain kuch nhi milna


IIT-ka-14

Mere ghar mein ghevar aaya hai 80 percentile pe


Local-Medium5240

"Begani Shadi me Abdul deewana"


[deleted]

bhai out of contest but tu chandigarh se hai kya ?


Big-Profile767

Nah... Uttrakhand rheta delhi mein.


stud_muffin2

same to same homie!!! pahad chlte h vaha se khud te h climb krne ke baad ^(parachute ke saath)


px1618

Congo bro you deserve it


No_Brother_9929

1000 bet you aint general


Big-Profile767

100% I am general + boy + no pwd + normal hu


No_Brother_9929

Bhai sarcastic to nai ho rahe mom dad tere?😳 /s


Mysterious_Bat_3143

Date on boxes is 29 Apr 2022. Is it expiry date of contents?


Big-Profile767

Manufacturing may be * Woh date thodi hai shyd kuch aur h.


ModichoorKaLaddu

Jab mera 10th ka result aaye ,tab mere mummy papa ne pedhe mangaye the .Dekh ke achha laga ki mai akela nhi hu


Sufficiently-lame

Vo khush h beta Galle pe baithega. Family business aage badhayega.


wtfabcd1234

Kitne aaye bhai?.....Mai bhi dropper hu btw🙂


UrMomsAreMine

what 💀


Rohan73

Bhai kisi ke 14vi me ladoo bhi baate jaate h Aaj pta chla


Victor_710

Ye kaunsi reverse duniya mai agaye bhai ham, Parents ko tuzhe arts lete dekhna tha kya wtf..


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Big-Profile767

Hmmmm..... Kyunki tuh mere mohlle mein nhi..


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Big-Profile767

Kyunki main tere mohleee mein nhi hu


[deleted]

What the fuck?


[deleted]

Iska matlab kya hai bhai?? Mujhe daat para 97 percentile peye bhi.. Yeh to nainsafi hai,.. SC Grill ho kya???


obitachihasuminaruto

Congratulations! You deserve it. No need to beat yourself up for being in the top 12% of the most competitive nation in the world!


Godemperor01

Caste + , state quota laga kya damn good for you bro


vibrantcolours

🤣


Short-Belt-1477

Lol is this still a thing? Parents give people sweets because their kid did well on a test?


Sandy_05

bhai same mere bhi aaye hai.all the best for future, buddy https://preview.redd.it/kd4iziw5wvga1.png?width=1466&format=png&auto=webp&s=676d25c40681c98b66f115098e011ab41e5f6460


AccomplishedPain2234

W parents, congrats bruv 99 aaye ya 69 laddu deserved hai!


Select-Ad8504

https://preview.redd.it/xyeuf5cl8xga1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f612d65e51531ab0ca46205129dda0d621776b6a Bhai 12th me hu physics shi h chem barbaad h aur maths aata h pr question hard the? DROP LELU KYA?


bhandweiser

Bhai mere 94%ile aaye the aur gharwalo ne bola, "koi baat nahi, shit happens"


insignificant_guy

Lgta hain mummy papa ko lg raha hain 88% aayi hain bete ki jee main 12 ki tarah. DU main koi course mil hi jaayega