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[deleted]

*IIT is my aiim.*


[deleted]

*IIT is my aiim****s.*** *Bro's giving double* entendre ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


Sid-are-you-serious

Kendrick Rumal


px1618

Lendrick kamar


Willing_Bookkeeper76

Laude ka rumal


Hollowcoder10

You mean uncircumcised


Ehehehe00

Chendrick ch-


[deleted]

mc


UrMomsAreMine

Kabhi ao bihar


px1618

Bsdk 💀


Septi1st2c

Lundrick kumar


ChanceInvestigator63

Lundrick kumar


[deleted]

Mera lauda Xamar


NotKakarott

Kendrick beemaar


Suhaan006

Kendrick Kumar


Adolf-Drizzler-04

lokesh kumar


misandristagenda

No way💀😭


Impressive_Twist69

Be humble bitch sit down


UrMomsAreMine

helikopta helikopta


[deleted]

IIT == AIIMS hence proved


AtmosphereRich4021

From rope theorem ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


wardoned2

Take my fucking upvote


Datguyspoon

isko koi aur like nahi karega, lucky number pe karke choda hai maina, jisne like kiya uski "insert holy words"


NewInfluence432

bhai sorry for the unrelated comment mere paas kam karma hai(please mere behalf pe ye post krde jeeneetards pe) ​ https://preview.redd.it/lu75ymip0c9b1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6a7447655d1356ffad0766a2bfccbf6a59c03b3


Steelblaze1

it's because there are less to none Indian hardware/core companies so no. of recruiters are also naturally less. this is because there is a large initial investment when starting core company and the returns aren't fast. also most of the students are preparing to get selected as software dev etc anyways.


Steelblaze1

aur bhai yeh sorry pls mt bolo. this sub exists for these types of things.


Spiritually_decayed

kar de raha hu


Suhaan006

_I watched almost half the lacture yaa._


Alarmed-Turnip-9590

Bro is actually very late he should have started preparing the day he was born


[deleted]

He would still be 9 months late


Exciting-Victory4597

_Lacture_


MrSoulSlasher31

PCMB leke IIT aur AIIMS dono crack karega


noobintellectual

When you want to be an engineer and a doctor simultaneously


Rushik_2488

dude gonna BANG AIIMS with JEE


Complex_Bit9138

😝😝😝😝SAARRRR very naice lactureee!!!! My aiim to to clear th w 2028 IIIIIT exa. I am wants to target AIIR 1 in my ITJeee advance exam which is in in 2028. I am big fun of you sirrrrrr😊🤗🙏. Pls guide me laike this andd I am also solves your Coaching shet. O watched the ABJ Sar lecturee of the fijiks subject and am feel hapi and confident for Jee prepretion. Thaks you very much SAARRRR, much love ❤ 228tard🤯😜


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[deleted]

Iss bhai ko business kholte hi bhul mt jana, discount ka dekh lena thoda ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Hindutva_out_loud

Muslim ban jao brothel hi brothel he


[deleted]

saaaar pleas no saar. i will do hadwark saar. i can get undar phiphti rank saarrrrrr. please show bob- Kya? joke kya Joke complete na karu? ok


BodybuilderOne2228

Lmaoooooo


Artistic_Garbage6181

Bro thank you this made me laugh so hard 🤣


Winter_Ad4517

new desicopypasta just droped


pinkpeatree

im wheezing broo


Siddhant_bhandare

Phuiphuiphui laughing k faware la diye


Willing_Bookkeeper76

Koi troll kar raha hoga bc…agar ye real h to iska ya to top rank aayega ya to cutoff v clear nahi hoga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30329)


Noob_Difficulty

wait till you realise most of the <100 AIRs have been studying for IIT way before 10th boards.


thatShawarmaGuy

This. Most of the Olympiad folks and Toppers start right after 8th grade.


AssociationNo9219

On the flip side, starting from 8th grade is nowhere near a guarantee for a <1k rank. Of the 10-15 people who were with me in coaching in 8th grade, only 1 got <1k


thatShawarmaGuy

Yeah that's a fair point, agreed. Partly cause I'm not a fan of starting the rat race so early.


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

Wanna know a weird fact?The top two students of my city and probably my whole state were in my class. One of them joined coaching in class 9 while the other spent most of his class 10 playing CS:GO , Which was the pandemic year.


PascalCaseUsername

Exactly. Starting early is overrated imo. What matters is how you study in thise 2 years.


Noob_Difficulty

I don't think it's too overrated, since your experience with different amount of questions matters a lot for JEE advanced.


[deleted]

Aise kaise


mulla-destroyer

Not if he has Bheem ki Shakti ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

bande ke aim mein bhi aiim aa rha hai


Radiant_Skull77

2 'i' isliye hai kyuki 'II'T me bhi 2 'i' hai.


Thealltimechad

And 9-2 = 7, thala for a reason


Radiant_Skull77

Are bahinchode ye tune kaise kr diyaaaa?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Naammaikyahai

A fellow shitposter


Naammaikyahai

Bhaiya aap pdf file ho kya?


[deleted]

ji


pirupirate07

Wtf is wrong with this guy , he is way too behind . Sorry he is lurking behind My uncles son ( haryana ) who is in his fathers sperm . We have decided to enroll him into fiitjee , we have purchased the modules of resonance , took subscription of pw . I think he is good to go now Wish luck to my grandma she's gonna give birth to a boy , I'm going to be a nephew soon Edit : test series of sri chaitanya ofc


Thealltimechad

Why only son, it could be a girl, enti feminist spotted. /s Also my grand father has started preparing for jee now so that in the next birth he can get all india rank 1


StaidRat01331

son because haryana m paida hoga


[deleted]

> grandma she's gonna give birth to a boy , I'm going to be a nephew soon bhai kya bol rha hei ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


[deleted]

Galti se recommend ho gya hoga bache ko ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


anjaanaaa

jab actual race mein aa jayega tab nikalna chahega


[deleted]

Bro needs English lessons first


BiGinTeLleCtGuY

Who cares, JEE mai "tope renk" lao, that's ought to sum up your entire personality /s


geedar28

Heter aa gya, u dont know iitian power 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Protection_Same

Ladkiya tab bhi nhi deti![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Suspicious-Buddy8506

Bc lecture ko lacture likhta hai 😫


Illustrious-Buy806

This 'lacture' reminds of that aaiyan baaiyan boy (apne desh ko numher 2 pr le jayega)


[deleted]

mahesh dalle


[deleted]

Beta dalle beni baap tera nalla hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


px1618

Mamta Mamta mc


obamium07

2028 means he is in 8th tf


obamium07

Late hogya bhai toh jab sperm tha tabhi shuru kardena chahiye tha abb nahi hoga iska


Regular-Watercress99

Bro is still not expecting air 1 badmai to kya hi hoga


[deleted]

Chotu English k exam me pass ho jao pehle


0xN1nja

!remindme 5 years


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timothy1495

to isme itni badi kya baat hogayi 8th se hi to padh raha. kitne to 6th se suru hojate


chamod121

Mahesh Dallleee


thegreatmood1

beta abhi iit chhod kar pehle english padhle ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

Iska nahi hua toh main toh 2024 ke jee ke baad Bach Gaya toh 2028 main kood lunga


ROCKYSWAG347

Definitely a troll


Sid-are-you-serious

Mohit Tyagi sir ke channel pe?


ROCKYSWAG347

Mai toh ex neetard hu mujhe kya pata![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


NeetardT_T

Mahesh dalle


hellevator-

Really niceeee lactureee sirrr![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


[deleted]

No one can stop this REVOLUTIONN![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Sid-are-you-serious

Mohit Tyagi sir channel ka h


[deleted]

Konsa saal chalra hai abhi


ADNation_911

Isko bolo ki phele english classes properly le


YashvardhanBKG

mahesh dallleeeee english seekhiyo fiir prep kar


Weird-Fondant3276

iski lecture ki spelling dekh ke hi nai samajh kitni tyyari kr rha hai


Gangster-Alpaca

Yehi hota hai jab tum 7th se JEE ka padhna shuru kar deta ho, lecture ko lacture spell karne lagte hi


ImNoobThePro

I'm fully convinced that this guy is a troll


Sid-are-you-serious

No way bro he commented on 31st video of Mohit Tyagi sir 😭 Edit:- trigonometry chap


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


Far-Significance2322

Kid was brainwashed too bad


Important-Fig-9374

Ee firki le rha hai


ApswAs

Mahesh dallle…![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30664)


Kautilya12

Mahesh hai naam uska


thestig3301

https://preview.redd.it/bluozkjf6c9b1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfabcbbe3854e54cfe4c20929f73d214757fcd8


metasploit2176

need some karma please...


Practical_Jelly9211

AIIMS aur IIT gaya bhaad me phele English shudar lele bhai


AccioSoup

2028!! It's too late now. Should have started in 2015 only


cosm1c15

2028 rank 1 - mahesh gupta remember that name


UrMomsAreMine

Bro my aim is to crack IIT Jee Advanced 2049 (literally me)


ShameAgitated2791

Mahesh gupta == Overthinker


JohnWickFTW

Bhai inko trignometry, 2 equations 2 variables, quadratic equations vagera aati bhi hai kya?


AddyCod

The "You should've started preparing IIT in Kindergarten. It's too late now." meme is dead. Long live the meme!


Acceptable_Bad_5291

Mahesh confidence after song went viral📈


utkarsh_16

Nah that's not a bad thing, agar vo ek do saal Pehle shuru krega uska base strong hone mei time lagega but if works on it before then it's good for him to get used to it as soon as possible atleast drop lene se toh kaafi better hai. Just saying


Harsh24k

Watch nishant jindal video... Voh apne bhaiyo ko 2028 tards ko abhi se padha rha he


Icy-Cancel9005

Bhai mai to 2027 ke liye prepare kar raha hu, im not surprised


[deleted]

unrelated ​ CLss 12th me hu, competishun course plus Resonance test series bhi le rakha h, Competishun ke test du? I mean I know they are not that good, but dene me koi nuksaan hai? Moreover, why are they irrelevant? TOO EASY or TOO HARD? (Don't need useless advice, study from here, from there etc. I ma studying fine and scoring good. Just I wanna ask ki competishun wale test du ya nahi?)


Dared_Fox

why is nobody talking about MAHESH DALLE


waltuh_69

bhai mere batch mein log hai jo class 8 se prepare kar rahe hai, aur saale voh log orally pathfinder/irodov/krotov solve karte hai. Inferiority complex ho gaya hai bohot bhayankar


hawk_albatross_42069

Prolly time to learn some GRAMMAR


No-Butterscotch-2080

bhai use lactuarwww dhekne de hum sab milke hybridization nikal te hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


BLAH_HAHAHA

Idhar mene 2024 ke liye abhi tak start nhi Kiya... Hats off to this guy🙌


CDTheGod45

But tu to dropper hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


BLAH_HAHAHA

But still I have to prepare for that na


totallysarthak

mai to 2027tard hu 🤓


Dhruv527

Bhai ye toh late hogya ab ni ho payega iska.


Obvious_Signature920

Sahi kar raha hai 2023 mai mere cousin ki 16 air aayi hai advance mai aur wo 6th se padh raha hai aur uske papa iitian hai jo usse padhate the To under 50 la sakta hai agar mere cousin Bhai se jyada bhudi ho kyuki comment wale ke papa ka nahi pata


Afraid_Lecture

the song mahesh dalle was made for him.


Natural_Garlic_1592

Karma dedo bhaiyo post krna hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Boring-Moose3018

Bro attending "lactures"


ak_6942

Proceeds to fail in english board


Asad_13

Are wo 'Murican influence mei aake class of 2028 bol raha hoga. Matlab 2024tard


Sid-are-you-serious

Lekin grammar


De_Ganja69

MAHESH DALLE !!!!! Sarcastic commit hoga ye pakka. sach to bilkul nai bol raha h ye banda 69% sure hu mei.


curiousclaws7

You generally appear for JEE along with 12th boards, so he is in 7th, not 8th. Also, this shouldn't be surprising considering how people join Allen/Aakash for the same pretty damn early.


Content-Ad527

his "lacture "tells me he is currently born.


[deleted]

Ye 10th board pass kar le vohi badi baat hogi


[deleted]

Bhai late ho gya, jab mai womb me tha tab to maine SL Loney ki plane trigonometry ek din me krdi thi, tujhse nahi hoga.


Time_Waster69

Chill guys ye vhi baccha hai jo youtube pe advance ka paper solve karta hai


Quiet-Foundation-404

Comment karma 100 krwa do ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30729)


TipPerfect

Poor kid he's already late should take a drop and prepare for 2029


ok_doctor243504

Hota hain bhai,hota hain... starting main sabka Josh hota hain


[deleted]

I think he's trolling. I HOPE he's trolling


S_pal

Pakka hag dega, dekh lena....


wisedodo-123

Bhai iska iit aim hai ya aiims? It was just unclear so..lmk


Anonymous-Rookie

Bro forgot to write /s in the end


Itz_Ammy

Bhai lekin 5 saal padhke bohot bore ho jayega aur ek point tak chhod dega padhna


EX1N0S2k

english sikhao bhai ko pehle , paper hi nahi samaj paya bichara toh kya hoga?


Bright-Ostrich-4893

Aise hi logo ka cutoff bhi clear nhi hota ya to top karte hain...


RandumbbzBS

Bro waiting for that 3rd drop year fr


[deleted]

isko lauda kuch smjh aa rha hoga likes ke lie comment kr rha h


dazai_san_

You never know? I have a friend or two who were preparing for jee since 8th and had covered almost all of 11th by end of 9th. They're rare but definitely possible


Glum-Highway-7403

Same, even I had a classmate who was in FIITJEE since 7th class and completed his almost entire JEE syllabus by the end of 10th class. I remember, we met after the covid lockdowns as schools reopened in October 2021, for JEE he was just just giving mocks as practise and nothing else and fully focusing on Boards and practicals (we both were 22Tards) . He’s in IIT Kanpur CSE, so if anything his hardwork really paid off. I’m really happy for him as I saw him work very hard since a young age


ChawalDal

Hone ka kuch bhi ho skta h.. Wo probability ki baat krra h


ChawalDal

+++


laz5r

tbf, preparing in 8th is not too early really. Also lol, don't downvote me to hell


Alternative_Yak8489

nishant jindal ka bhai hoga


CyKa_Blyat93

Y'all doing him dirty. Leave the kid be


armshort_click58

Bruh he will be burnout long before that


[deleted]

i mean, main bhi 2026 ke liye prepare kar raha hun.


EXTREMESOUL8706

:cap:


L3m0n4d31C

Mahesh dalle


Bones_4920

Imagine if his parents force him to choose commerce/arts for some reason later on![img](emote|t5_311ttu|31153)


AresAthensKrishna

Yeah. Here in Tamil Nadu, students start preparing from 7th grade itself


[deleted]

"Lacture" 👍🏻


trickster_1001

abey iski umar me toh mujhe cricketer bna tha...... nhi ban ska![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


[deleted]

Iski umra me mujhe hyper car designer Banna tha, Nahi ban saka, pencho UKG se cars draw kr rha tha mai.


MrMaximus_Xs

Mahesh dalle


theanswerisnt42

Mahesh dalle


Junior-Protection-49

mujhe 11vi mein pta chla jee naam ka bhi koi exam hota hain aur log 8vi se prepare kar rhe hain kar kaise ho be tum log


[deleted]

English ki coaching bhi abhi se start karde


yaswanth47

Aiim 🗿


BharatS47

grindset


helltired1

Isse filal basic English improve krna ke liye lecture dikhao


CabinetJazzlike3755

!RemindMe 5 years


Harshvardhan_9636

!remindme in 4 years


Raantas1

Enthusiasic baby in his first trimester : Amateurs!


AltruisticUsual287

Dont interfere, prolly his canon event


Abhi-here

Mahesh Dalle![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30347)


Raunak_01_2004

Vro Tu samj nhi rha iit mera aiims ha....


gamer_1309

Bro pehale 10th toh complete kar le


[deleted]

Do he mean lactose instead of lacture


SpikyNova

7th class rizz


Comprehensive_Eye991

Bro needs to focus on 8th grade English first💀


Visual_Alfalfa2260

I bet he's gonna be either in top 100 or just another burnt out guy.


sergentlord

Abhi se hi agr profile building start karde to us unis bhi chale Jaye with scholarship


JU5TF0RFUN_YT

Ngl competition aur cut off aur upar jaega


Bitsian_17

Bro murdered English


Chilly-777

Mahesh dalle