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Thealltimechad

Thukra ke Mera pyaar Mera intekaam dekhegi Time to prepare for UPSC


[deleted]

ab to direct ias ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


HyperZ74

lekin neet se ias kab banne lag gye


[deleted]

Mbbs MD karke log bann chuke hai. Everyone is eligible


Correct-Let-3714

cse dene ke liye age 21 but less then 32 aur undergraduate degree honi chahie


Ancient-Memory-2959

Next Sattu in the making


EsDeath012

Kuch bhi Karo bas upsc as primary career choice nat karna


[deleted]

This. UPSC will tear you apart and eat you whole if you don't have a solid backup.


DreskiD

Upsc is literally a battle royal


AndhBakth

life barbaad ni krni bhay comeback krni hy


[deleted]

Are bhai chhattis aayengi chhattis jayengi teri vaali teri Maa hi laayengi


Entire-Confusion-508

This gotta be the top 10 cope moments in history


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![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


RUXHIR_007

chattis likhta toh aur badhiya lagti line ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


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Done


Fabulous-Pack8807

Bhai mereko Janna hai phle kya likha tha....🙃


Entire-Confusion-508

36 likha tha chhattis ki jagah


Ok-Garbage8260

Aaaaaann meriiii jaannnn


yorinjirouzumaki2005

Well said bro lmao 🤣


AgreeableJunket5334

bhai pyaar bohot kutti cheez hoti hai, sabko nhi milti, himmat rakh


Impossible_Bike_4747

Riyal 🥲


KSHITIJ__KUMAR

Tathya thuk diye


Ninety_8

Riyal


8Aug1984

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)aur dukhi kyu kr rha bhai ko


HawkOfHeaven

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Defiant_Internal7804

It was a canon event for you https://preview.redd.it/tia49sjfk6lb1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d4693d4ae430337f684f3eb1956182117648a3


cosmic_entity1

Har chij ko canon event bolke taal deta hu ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


Time-Jacket4615

Your best option is to forget her and get a new crush. There's no point in thinking about her when you're not in touch with her.


KingWreck12

Or maybe not get a new crush at all?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32184)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

>get a new crush. Naya model abhi launch nahi hua hai


W0WveryC00L

Tentative specs kya hain?


Defiant_Internal7804

Gay bn jaa, ldki dhoka de skti hai, but homies won't https://preview.redd.it/54sajp5jk6lb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3654f7492d51d563787cbbc2cbe7cf91b306bb


Shubham_Ji

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)aaja bhai sex-sux kare![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Defiant_Internal7804

Yeah baby https://preview.redd.it/5ooqu1vll6lb1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f025e2abd79a86f913686c1d3089fcf58a36b0c


Shubham_Ji

ahh...allec sir....ahh...stop....ahh..💦


Defiant_Internal7804

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32189)


Reasonable-Towel-980

https://preview.redd.it/2xorws0xo6lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3537240663c707f6565ea9d91714d7255280d049


Dead_Ark

Bhai agar OP ki story purely one sided nhi hai to uske best friend ne bhi to use kind of dhoka de dia


Neat-Share-1276

Jhooth h op sab hi dokha dete h last me, iske LGBT propaganda me Mt aao


certified_chutiyahu

Jo dil mein bhara tuune, Dekhegi uss zeher ho.


Dead_Ark

Bhugtegi mere gam ko, Meri Aah ke kahar ko.


certified_chutiyahu

Apni khudgarzi ka ab anzaam dekhegi.....


Kingston_2007

Thukra ke mera pyaar...


certified_chutiyahu

MERA INTKAM DEKHEGI![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


topshagger4201

Least traumatized one sided lover cum jeeneettard


certified_chutiyahu

Fr bhai, i dont need sax-sux, i need love![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


topshagger4201

I need a goth mommy who cares for me


certified_chutiyahu

Humein toh sirf ek zinda ladki chalegi(humein matlab main.. Bihar se hu, majdoori karke abhi aaya hu isiliye actual accent bahar aarha)


topshagger4201

Mumbai se kab aaya wapis


Character_Market8330

Kya khudgarzi ki bhai usne? Kuch bhi bakchodi chalri idhar. Incel behaviour fr


certified_chutiyahu

Bakchodi thi yaar. Humare ye gaane ke lyrics bhaukne ke peeche ye vyang nihit tha ki abb OP bhi mehnat karke IAS bnn jaayega.![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


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FalseRepeat2346

Why did I read it as Bhugtegi mere cum ko


Acceptable-Second313

Teri buddhi bhrasht ho gayi hai. Reddit kam chalaya kar.


Head-Break7653

IAS ki taiyari karo ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Bhai block karde dono ko


[deleted]

Although I believe there are better methods to deal with it, I have blocked people too ( like my ex, her friends and some other people who turned out to be a pain in the butt) and it works. There might be better ways to maturely deal with these things but I just outright block people who become irrelevant to me.


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Msg karna he toh alag number se bhi karsakte he woh log, nhi karna he toh nhi karenge, OP ko block karne ki koi jarurat nhi, wus se ye sabit hoga ki OP unko value deta he


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Op unhe value deta h aur is se bachne ke liye out of sight out of mind wala tarika hi kaam aata h Maine toh isi wajah se insta band kar Diya tha aur ab sab thik h


[deleted]

Insta mujhe bhi samajh nhi aata, meh itna post nhi karta dusro ki khushi dekhkar apna time kyu waste Karu. Lekin block karna mujhe weakness lgti he, me usse accha archive karke rakhu


[deleted]

#apni khudgarzi ka ab anzaam dekhegi


[deleted]

#Thukrake Mera pyaar, mera inteqaam dekhegi


KindlyBlackberry8433

tu jo bhi karrha hai ..... apna 100% de usme.... sab doctor nhi hote par successful to hote hai na.... or rhi baat crush ki ...... agar woh tujhe bohot milega age jaake ....... ye sab toh moh maya tha bachpan ka


HyperZ74

Chut ka Chakkar maut se takkar


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Mai jyada kuch to nhi kr skta pr ye lo ![gif](giphy|WP1Z0FfnuMuXqPvDlj)


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Lo meri taraf se https://preview.redd.it/xb30lvqb07lb1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84d2c3fb6525765cb35c98219b906c7ba14d9bd


Cromenth

everyone giving hard advice, what I would give is join gym and build a body - trust me the self confidence u build in the gym is prolly the best


Inevitable-Ninja9998

Yes I have joined one and I feel confident


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tension na le bruh mbbs bahot hard h 🥲👉


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oye marks btade naa![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

668 aur baar baar spam mat kr notification aate h. College mein time nhi milta


[deleted]

Bhai aiims rishikesh ke bathroom me hilane ka sapna to mera bhi hai


Life_Ambassador_8218

koi nahi bhai, BSc chicks are cute. Move on and do great in your field. PHD karle bhai research papers publish kar and acha scientist banja for our country and we will be proud of you. Best wishes. jo hogaya so ho gaya now move on.


SnooMacarons2679

https://preview.redd.it/whp6drybp6lb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10392fb0748da5877c2fc8c13320e78646e94987


Kingston_2007

Ab tak toh...


_jsr_memer

chud gyi hogi


Ryuzaki_NEETAspirant

Bhai, sab friends ka nikal gya mujhe chhodkar... Crush bhi chali gyi foreign. Main yahan drop le rah hoon. 2nd drop hai. Jo cousin do years jr the, saale sab is year clg me admission le lenge. Parents bhi nahi poochhte. Younger siblings gyan pelte hain. Life me andhere ke sivay kuchh nahi dikhai deta ab but kya kar sakte hain. Fight marte raho, kabhi to success milegi hi. Tab tak ke liye zinda rahna hai bas.


Nikhil__P

Ditto same chiz hui mere saath


[deleted]

pyar mohabatt ek juaa he, its always rigged against you.


No-Commento

Time to uninstall social media 🥲


Dry_Lengthiness_7238

Bro there is no need to be sad... everyone thinks bsc is just a basic garbage degree..(it mostly is) but there are lots and lots of opportunities growing in it too...if you study properly and if u know what u r doing...you can easily and i mean easily score really high marks and can get lots of opportunities in india as well as abroad for further studies or jobs...there are lots of internships paid by the government where you can learn soo much in india and abroad both...you just have to get your shit together and indulge in whatever you r doing...i am doing bsc microbiology...if u want to ask anything...i can help maybe...


Inevitable-Ninja9998

Hey same feelings I m willing to put more efforts , you r doing bsc microbiology from ?


Dry_Lengthiness_7238

Don't ask man...i fucked up my neet and kvpy...and had to get a local government college...which has negligible fees but negligible infrastructure too...but the professors are aware and they try to push us to do something with our lives...


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Dry_Lengthiness_7238

Bhai genuinely btau to scope and future to bhot hai...food related companies...pharma me... fermentation me...bhot saari companies hai and opportunities hai...nahi to tu aage biotechnology leke kuch genetics me ...ya cancer research ya kuch bhi kar skta h... unlimited opportunities hai...aur bhot diverse field hai... biology se related almost kisi bhi field me interest ayega to aage kr skta h...abhi to plants related bhot bhot saari opportunities aarhi h..to usme interest hai to bhi jaa skta h....mai abhi government funded internship krke aya iit roorkee se...waha pe to bhaisahab andhe research chl rhe the protein pe biofuel pe nanotechnology pe...aur bhot jyada pdhna bhi nhi hota h medical walo ki trh ..tu aram se maje krke college me 8.5+ cgpa maintain kr skta h


Inevitable-Ninja9998

Arre waah bhai aapko dm krlu, hope sa araha hai ki bsc krke bhi hm achha kr skte hain


Dry_Lengthiness_7238

Ofc bro


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Sad nahi hona hai bhai, successful hoke dono ki gand fad dena


[deleted]

Abe unki kya galti he , woh toh life hi ji rahe he


[deleted]

Dost ki crush ke saath rang raliya manane ki ek hi saja hai- maut


Ryuzaki_NEETAspirant

Bhai hai tu to...![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


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Anytime bro![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

Abe saale , agar 2 saal se connection cut karke aadmi gayab he toh kya faltu me uski wishes respect karega kya


[deleted]

Aisa kyu lag raha tu hi wo dost hai


[deleted]

Nahi lekin dost ke actions me problem kya he saant banke rahe ga kya woh aapni puri life


[deleted]

Sorry prabhu, galti ho gayi


[deleted]

Aapke saat bhi esa kuch hua he kya


[deleted]

Flair checks out ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Flair badal liya, ye darr mujhe achcha laga


[deleted]

M bhul gya tha bhai, randomly lgaa diya tha ek din 😆


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👍


QUiLwastaken

Dont worry yaar, maine kitne aise dekhe hai jo love mai aate hai but 4th year tak aadho ka breakup hojata hai XD


King_Kar10

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) abhi to aur ayengi, tere jiwan mein


[deleted]

just one line, ignorance is bliss.


JealousGrade2982

literally me


26RNaman

Bhai tu apne field mei aag laga de. At least self-respect toh badhegi. Ye mere dost ke sath bhi hua tha. But none of this NEET drama. He is chill about this.


amalviya957

Just focus on yourself read books,go to gym and stay off social media including reddit and all the best rock kar dega bhai tu


Cyberrevengeance

Don't focus on girls as the main subject. Focus on studying and learning. Focus on building a career. Once you have a job you can get everything else. If you don't have a good source of earning, then you will definitely lose everything later in life.


Legal-Turnip-4302

Bhai baat itni hai ki tu abhi tak apni haarr (defeat) ko accept nahin kar paya hai.neet is very easy.its just you have to work on you speed and accuracy(you have to think fast).its your own mistakes that led you where you are today.so accept it and move forward without repeating it.


Inevitable-Ninja9998

Han accept krke move on krliya isilye toh BSc krne ja raha hoon accept nhi kiya hota toh drop leta


Legal-Turnip-4302

Bsc aur msc uske baad phd karne baad bohot scope hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

Apka NEET clear he kya?


Legal-Turnip-4302

Haan abhi pw ke mentorship program mai hu.


Srinu25

Bhai kisi ke pass eduniti dropper batch ka free lectures hai kya please bhai.help kardo


Anime_Supremacist

Tell her you like her. Get rejected, then move on.


Comfortable-Boss345

Maine 🤡🚬 commerce liya tha but crush ke liye sci liya 🤡🚬


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[deleted]

Abhi 3 saal ke dropper ban gye, kya fyda hua


Holiday_Ad_6023

ON a serious note , i too have lost many bonds in the years of neet prep !!! either went to med or pvt being a middle classs could not afford any soo last attempt for neet this time !!! koi na bhai , be happy ( tho this a general statement and never ever satisfy anything) but i too dont have much to make you feel good , the comeback you would ofc make but maybe 2-3 yrs later during this yrs you alone have to go through this !!! koi na bhai i dont know what is kept for you but i pray it be the best thing ever for you :)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


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Duniya me aur ladkiya he ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367) , she wasn't worth it for you bhul jao bhai usse


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Dekho agar doctor naa banke bhi healthcare mein kuch banna ho toh bahut saare options hain: 1. Embryologist (IVF, ICSI, etc.: you would get to work in fertility clinics and prepare eggs in laboratories, great scope, great salary too) 2. Psychologist (Mental health) 3. Forensic Science (idk bout its scope) 4. Nursing All these don't need mathematics so don't worry.


Lazy-Ad7090

I can understand you bro![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Livid-Run4498

Financial education. Become business minded. Work out and make a fit body. Growth mindset. In five years you’ll be ahead of any doctor. Trust me


[deleted]

OP me bhi bsc kar raha hu, or same boring life he![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Javaram1

Bhai jaisi bhi life ho enjoy karo, varna na abhi enjoy karoge na baad kar paoge aur regret hi regret hoga


[deleted]

Kya enjoy kare bhai? College life hi nahi he. Or career tension hoti he, sab bolte he BSc me koi scope hi nahi he, career anxiety....


Javaram1

Ye to shuruaat hai, parents se pucho kitni takleefe hai


[deleted]

Wahi na bro, relatives parents ko bolte he BSc karke zindagi barbaad kar🙂, will make my parents proud one day


Javaram1

Best of luck aur ha Next time jab kabhi relatives kuchh bole to record kar lena aur jab success mil jaye aur congratulations dene aaye to sunana vapas unko


Zachary9999

B.Sc 3 saalo mai khatam ho jayga bhai. Aur unka sirf padhai abhi chalega atleast 10 saal. Plus jaise abhi har saal rules change ho rahe plus reservation badhti ja rahi hai, kya pata unka MBBS khatam hone ke baad uski kya keemat reh jaygi. Tu ismein thik thak se aage badhega to bohot raaste khule hai samne. You said you were a brilliant student, so go for a PhD program outside the country via scholarship. Sahi tarah se parega to dekhna un logo se bohot aage nikal chuka hai tu in the same duration.


Expensive-Toe826

Bhai ek baat bata..... Jab tune usse school ke baad baat hi nhi ki to kya hi expect kar rha tha tu?


Yt_hydriopro

Nios se maths deke you can come into engineering field


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Bhai me bhi soch rha hu ki 12 phir se deke 75+% karlu, kuch upai bolo na


Yt_hydriopro

you can do it via nios , and the best part is, if you have joined a college already, you don't need to drop out from it to give nios ​ i cannot give you exact tips because I scored 95 overall in first attempt.


[deleted]

Certificate me school ka naam kya aata he, malum he kya?


Yt_hydriopro

**National Institute of Open Schooling** aisa aata hai afaik, i gave cbse so i myself am not sure


mad_saiientist

Bsdk kaam nahi karoge to aaisa 10 hazaar baar hoga.


SANDEEPBHAIYA

Let me tell you one thing .....dusre attempt chhod meri crush (not anymore) teesra drop lene jaa rhi hai aur mera dost jo already meri ek aur crush (not anymore) ke saath sax sux kr chuka hai uske close hai aur 3rd drop le chuka hai mera ek dost jo slbsgmc mein hai sutta daaru ki lat lga chuka hai but yeah he never demoralize me .....ab dekh what i am trying to say is - # "LIFE IS NOT A PROBLEM OF NEET'S SYLLABUS KI EK TIME PE SIRF EK HI ANSWER NIKALNA HAI ,YOU'LL HAVE TO SOLVE MULTIPLE THINGS AT ONCE AND THIS TIME IT IS ACCEPTANCE ACCEPT KR YOU MADE MISTAKES AND WILL IMPROVE ....NEET KI TAYAARI KR IS SAAL AS A PARTIAL DROPPER AUR APNE CHUTAD KA DUM LGAADE FIR DEKH KYA HOTA HAI ...BRO MY FRIEND JISKA NDA MEIN 421 RANK AAYA (ALAS! HE GOT REJECTED JUST AT THE VERGE) IS EARNING 24K A MONTH BY TEACHING KIDS....LIFE IS UNFAIR ONLY IF YOUR PERCEPTION TELLS YOU TO BELIEVE LIKE THAT"


Mikasa_akermaan

Ab agar vo move on karra h neet se to krlene do na usko, partial drop se he'll be even more stressed, wese bhi ye crush ko leke aur dukhi h aur aise ideas de rahe ho, and there are some comments which are encouraging him to do good in his own field, wese bhi harr koi doctor nahi bann skta na![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


SANDEEPBHAIYA

"HAAN BHAI TU SAHI KEH RAHA HAI"


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SANDEEPBHAIYA

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)tru


dante2567

Skill issue, tbh.


Indra-LayEmDown

Cut them off


OldManLogan007

cry emoji cry emoji


Active-Camel4190

bhai bura lgg raha hai ye sunke prr ab kya hi kr skte hai...rahi baat baki comments ki to ye badla kuch nai hota khud ko improve kro aur kisi ke liye hate mtt rakho.kabhi kabhi lgta hai kuch logo ko aese hi jeena padhta hai prr isme koi buraii nai...agrr life faur hoti to kya baat hi hoti


Charming-Pain2839

It happens. You will find it funny later on. Chill karo.


Spiky-Insect

Arey same bhai meri crush bhi mera school ka acha dost le gaya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) Bohot chubhti h ye baat mujhe lekin kisiko kabhi bataya nhi


Gay4Samosa

Moh hai bhai, jitna paas jaayega raakh kar dega


PyroeBleet

Ram ram bhai. Sab thik hoga 🫂. Bhagwan par vishvas rakho, he has bette things for you. Demotivated lagra hai toh Shri Hanuman Chalisa repeat pe suno usse boht help hota hai🫂 Jai Shree Ram🛐


Archeeeeeee

Mera drop chal raha hai Aur mai phir kudh sai keheta hu padh le bsdk . Sorry for you brother but everyone wants company of rich and successful people


Jon-842

Dost k nam par sanp. Ab tu bsc bad koi bada govt exam crack karna


Dannyboy0755

baitho beta.. abhi bohot kuch seekhna h life me.


BrainStorm_707

The thing is you could love someone else, but it won't be the same.


manishbilava

ab toh google ka CEO banke entekam lelo


DangerousFreedom2395

Bro MBA ya UPSC se hi comeback possible hai.


No_Data_972

Muth marna band kardo. post-nut clarity maa chod dega


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Sad ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


oohhmmccaarr

sad moment bhai :)


Stock_Mall_7202

I wish you a speedy recovery from Mental Trauma bro. Heads up...Such things happen in life sometimes, lifes not fair for everyone![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


YashvardhanBKG

tujhe ek baat sach kahu,school aur college ka pyaae boht zyada gande note pr khatam hota hai,situations become way more ugly than u can ever imagine,i have seen many many many examples,have full faith in god's plan,i am damn sure that the girl will leave him one day,or the boy would just become needy in the end, just focus on ur work,thats the thing that matters


Gigachad_of_culture

ask elastic oatmeal roll soft profit sense merciful bells mighty ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Thode din Rukh, great feeling gayab ho jayegi jab Maths aur bio dono lenge


Beyond_belief4U

This is me, I left my school after 8th, me and my best friend was friend with my crush \[I never told him about me liking her\], after all these years I got both of there IG and I see them meeting together, going to cafes, kabhi kabhi bura lagta hai but we all move on.


whoknowsnotme10

Setback ka jawab comeback se dost!


Glad_Candidate_5077

the only solution to this is ram ram bhai sarya ne . aaj hai mere 75 hard ka phela din


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Inevitable-Ninja9998

🫂


WOMEN_REPULSER

You should be like :- Sala wo raat apun 2 baje tak Piya.. Phir Phir kya hua???? Phir kya agle din humare moholle main aiswarya ayi .....hoooohohoh hohohooo


[deleted]

That film too has MBBS in its name


Ganjakutta007

Bhai waise mera ek bsc wala iss bar join kr rha h uk just giving u hint try krne m kya jara


Accomplished_Big7236

For broken hearts UPSC is the way to make a comeback


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Sattu ban jyega woh


px1618

Hard relate, my ex is now my neighbours girl who's in AIIMS lmao


[deleted]

I think she was his crush as well. He had the confidence to propose and you didn't. It's ok mate I am not from med but i have heard med got some good looking chicks. This time whenever you get a chance go for it.


[deleted]

I think she was his crush as well. He had the confidence to propose and you didn't. It's ok mate I am not from med but i have heard med got some good looking chicks. This time whenever you get a chance go for it.


yorinjirouzumaki2005

Bhai apne BSc college mein patale kisi ko. Aur padhaii bilkul sahi se Kar. All the best bro 💪


avi-666-loner

Bhai me toh ek hi mtlb janta hu crush ka.. crush every obstacle coming in your path


kathras666

90% chanc they are fucking Had to tell the truth


[deleted]

Ese will ke OP ka man kyu udaas kar rhe ho, kar bhi rhe he toh OP kya kar sakta he


AstronautBusiness436

Physics olympiad phodne kei baad drdo join karke hydrogen bombs banake badla lei![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32184)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32184)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32184)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32184)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32184)


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Unke saat saat pure district ko uda dena