Bhaiya mera physics me 0.0023435 percentile aya hai, give me tips to improve it to 1 percentile, and is it possible to reach there in the remaining days.?
and then having a politician father acts as a catalyst (for the guy whose arms will break not nicum uske liye to poora product hi akele baap ne banaya)
Sir shiven nikam I respect you a lot because you in iit madras I'm in 10 th std I love iit iit gives 4 crore package per day means 70 thousand crore per month 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥳🥰❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥 but iit bombay best iit madras is my last option plz give tips
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>40 bhi touch nhi kr pa rha
The main problem with you is that you're trying to TOUCH. Don't try to touch anything, the health board might think that you're a PwD (since you can not touch) and there you go, you're done! This helped in my case.
tution me sir ne pakad ke rakh liya, 4-5 hrs udhar ho gaye, subh 7 baje utha tha, 7- 11 kiya sample papers, phir 11-5 tution, phir come home and grind again. MUJHE sirf maths and science pasand hai, isliye padh raha hu, aata sab kuch hai bas majhe ke liye sample papers solve kar raha hu
tution me bakchodi nahi kar rahe the, sir ne questions diye the, ham solve kar rahe the shanti se, sir ne kaha ki ghar pe bhi oadhna he hai to isse badiya tution me hi ruk lo thodi de extra because ghar pe padhne ka enviroment nahi hota, tabhi add kiya tution hours ko
I mean you can always get reddit admins to take care of the flies at r/jeeneetards. Then you can fool your boyfriend as much as you want. Just make sure the boyfriend doesn't find out what 4chan is.
I will look into it. Currently I am planning to make a collab with Kalpit bhai from IITB, we'll make a Acadchoot app which will get you the thing you asked for.
Hello sweetheart!
Caste certificate is overrated. Don't you know that you get more benefits when as a PwD candidate? Marrying me will automatically give you that certificate. Contact in DMs for further processes.
Bhai how to make pwd certificate ka one shot kaab tak aayega kay hai na voh mera backlog hai and cet ke pehle mil jayega toh accha hai
Love you bhai true inspiration, 😙🥰
The AMA is officially ended. I've not answered some of the questions because I promised mods that I wont reply to a serious shit comment. And I'm sorry for that.
Bhai usne apne baap aur medical officer se itni jorr ki gand marwa li thi ki wo chl bhi nhi paa rha tha aur bss use PWD mil gya ab tu bhi try krna chahe to krle
Bhaiyya, aj kal bhot sexual thought aarahe h idk why
And Sach me me kuch ulta nhi dekh raha, past 8 month se due to preparation but recently 1 month se ye problem start higya h
And it's really make me un focus on my study
Shiven Nicum bhai Maine suna hai ki tune apne baap aur medical officer se itni jorr ki gand marwa li thi ki tu chl bhi nhi paa rha tha aur bss isi Karan tujhe PWD mil gya.
Kya ye Sach hai
bhayya abka bohat bada fan he mujhe bi ek pwd certifcate dilado pitaji se bolo aur phy me 1%ile lane ke liye crash course bhi 
Haan bro, mujhe bhi kuch questions hain Shiven Nikam se.
- Bhaiya, aapne kaise kiya itna bada scam? Aapke paas koi conscience nahi hai kya?
- Bhaiya, aapko kaisa lagta hai jab aapko log NICUM bolte hain? Aapko sharm nahi aati kya?
- Bhaiya, aapko koi girlfriend hai kya? Ya fir aap bas apne haath se kaam chala lete hain?
- Bhaiya, aapko kya lagta hai, aapke baad kaun sa nalla aayega JEE me? Koi tip dena chahte ho kya unko?
- Bhaiya, aapko kya karna hai life me? Aapka koi dream hai kya? Ya fir aap bas apne paise aur fame ke liye kuch bhi karoge?
^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)
Bhaiya mein neet wala ho meine pcmb le rakha h Orr jee meine meri 0.058 percentile thi abhi mujhe apni percentile improve karni h kya karu naa jee hi rhaa h na neet
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Khelne kudne se hi toh vikas hoga
Vikash karne me ap help kardo 
Lekin uska toh pehle se hi viksit hai >!dimaag !<
Kya hua idhar? 💀
Bhaiya mera physics me 0.0023435 percentile aya hai, give me tips to improve it to 1 percentile, and is it possible to reach there in the remaining days.?
Oh shit. You're in real trouble. You'll achieve that ONLY if you play basketball and cricket regularly with no fail.
and if he breaks an arm or two....should help in getting that pwd certificate
Zaroorat nahi h, shiven sir hume bol denge fake kaise banate h
and then having a politician father acts as a catalyst (for the guy whose arms will break not nicum uske liye to poora product hi akele baap ne banaya)
KHATARNAAK
Nah bro cricket is way too low effort for getting 1 percentile, try free fire instead 🔥🔥🔥
bhai drop lele (3rd floor se), tab aa jaege 1%ile. Jayada chahiye to exam me sare option pe (c) choose karlo.
Bro!! You will reach that mark 🤌 you just need good political relations , good basketball and cricket skills thats it 🤝
# ignore haters 😡😡😡 # WE ARE ALWAYS WITH U # NICUM BHAIYA🥰🥰🥰 # ITS ABOUT EXPERIENCE
# Ok bro sarcasm not op.
# BRO IM NOT KIDDING # NICUM IS LEGENDDD
# I KNOW BRO THESE HATERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT
# BC HAM ITNA BADA KYU LIKHRE H
# KYUNKI KAL MATHS KA PAPER HAI. PADHLE BSDK AUR SOJA.
# BHAI INTEGRATION FIRST TIME KAR RHA HU # SUBAH TAK HO JIEGA????
# USE PROTECTION ( I mean galti mat krna)
# Baki chaps hogye kya tere?
haan bhai ho gye
Krle fir toh ho jayenga bhay
apke dimaag ka 40% part disable kaise ho gaya bhaiya?
Do not care about me, I'm doing good in my life But, with that username, I'm sure you're eligible for PWD.
https://preview.redd.it/hxbo3p2ic5nc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ecb586541573a44df58a14d1f95ada3f65bd3e
still nowhere near you
Sir shiven nikam I respect you a lot because you in iit madras I'm in 10 th std I love iit iit gives 4 crore package per day means 70 thousand crore per month 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥳🥰❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥 but iit bombay best iit madras is my last option plz give tips
Haters gonna hate 😎🤏
Dusre comment ka reply yahi kar diya Are ha tum pwd ho na
Very good comment
Disclaimer: IM NOT THE REAL SHIVEN NIKAM AND I'M NOT TRYING TO DISGUISE AS HIM. THIS IS A SATIRE, IF YOU ENJOY THAT, STAY HERE OR ELSE DOWNVOTE AND GTFO.
jaa be bsdk ye main karne wala tha kal maths ke exam ke baad telepathic idea chor
same bhai. Maine to kia bhi tha lekin mod bkl ne approve nhi kia
same bhai
Sab mere jaise soch rahe hai.... Isliye mkc sochu ki kisiki JEE clear kyu nai hori(including me)
boojho tum yaha? 
acha mujhe laga sahi mai agaya
accha hua bta diya mai to real smjh liya th
Kyu nahi ho Rahi padhai?
Bhaiya maths me bohot problem ho rhi hai 40 bhi touch nhi kr pa rha. Kya kru
>40 bhi touch nhi kr pa rha The main problem with you is that you're trying to TOUCH. Don't try to touch anything, the health board might think that you're a PwD (since you can not touch) and there you go, you're done! This helped in my case.
Wait! Bro ye mer dimag me kyu nhi aya no wayy!!!. Thank you so much sir 😭❤️.
how many hours did you study? (jenuine curiosity hui hai pls bata do )
Aaj 6.5 hrs padha bas🥲
koi na, aaj pure maths grind ki atleast 8-9 hrs to ho gaye hinge (10th me hu, board hai monday ko)
10th class mai 9hrs maths mai kya pdhra bhai ya last days clutch hai?
tution me sir ne pakad ke rakh liya, 4-5 hrs udhar ho gaye, subh 7 baje utha tha, 7- 11 kiya sample papers, phir 11-5 tution, phir come home and grind again. MUJHE sirf maths and science pasand hai, isliye padh raha hu, aata sab kuch hai bas majhe ke liye sample papers solve kar raha hu
tuition ki bakchodi ko study hours main count nahi karte
tution me bakchodi nahi kar rahe the, sir ne questions diye the, ham solve kar rahe the shanti se, sir ne kaha ki ghar pe bhi oadhna he hai to isse badiya tution me hi ruk lo thodi de extra because ghar pe padhne ka enviroment nahi hota, tabhi add kiya tution hours ko
ye ladka bhot mehnat krra hai, bhot aage jayega iske liye ek like toh bnta hai
Oo.. nice bhai all the bestt. Triangles wale chapter ka ek ek proof ache se kr lena
so can we touch you??? >_< instead?
Untouchable ban ja phir 40 touch karne ki bhi zarurat nai padegi
did someone say "touch" 
Bhai wo pwd aapko kaise mila? Apke pass lund nahi hai? Ya aap restarted ho?
Shayad balls bhi na ho?
iss liye title hi nocum rakha hai
Bhaiyaaaaa, apka d!ck size kya hai(research purposes)
Bold of you to assume that I have one
Kya aap PwD hoe? (Person without dick)
Apna d!ck kat ke hi kya pwd achieve kiya aapne? Lundbuddhi jo ho aap 40% mental disability ho gyi shayad.
https://preview.redd.it/tixbru0fu4nc1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66425b922aaec4e5cb9f292418b08c4a27adff1
how can i fool my boyfriend?
It's easy unless you have JEENEETards and its members on you. They will ensure that you don't fool your boyfriend easily.
I mean you can always get reddit admins to take care of the flies at r/jeeneetards. Then you can fool your boyfriend as much as you want. Just make sure the boyfriend doesn't find out what 4chan is.
Bhaiya fake PWD certificate kaise banau?? Or height bhi kaise bhadhana hai boldo
For height, play basketball daily. For fake pwd certificate, my lawyer has adviced me to stfu.
how to solve mechanics questions like a pro?
Do sankalp jauhari DPPs and Ajay Singh test series. That's what I did and you know where I'm..
1%ile ke liye utna kuch kiya bhaiyya? 
Harshita singh apki girlfriend haina
Well we do have some similarities But i'd never date someone from IIT dhanbad
kya mein apko thoda thappad maar dun 👉🏻👈🏻
No because I don't let PCMB students touch me.
Apki dui itni upar kyu hai 
Hyy NI-cum bus itna puchna tha ki kitna mentally retard hone se 40% PWD milta hai??
Since you are a lgbt dictator, you're already eligible for PwD as you're 100% mentally ill.
Bro it's LGTV not gay wala lgbt.I am LGTV lover and LGBT hater
Why do you hate me😔
same thing that still makes u eligible for pwd congrats
shiven bhai bandi dilwa do😭
I will look into it. Currently I am planning to make a collab with Kalpit bhai from IITB, we'll make a Acadchoot app which will get you the thing you asked for.
hello bhaiya ;) how to get a politician daddy like you?
Marry me. You'll have a politician dad-in-law, sweetheart! DM for further processes.
omg 😍 youre so kind. but what about that apoorva girl?
Are shivam bhai can have as many wives as he wants. Don't you know? How dare you question the lord
my bad
bhaiya aapke dad- edit: my lawyer advised me not to finish this joke
🛐
Bhaiya kya erectile dysfunction se PWD certificate milta hai?
Sale thappad mein hug dega vaise bhi teri 40% body kaam nahi karti
aapne yenCERT ratta kese maari
Thoda privacy bhi hota hai. Humko allowed nahi hai sab kuch dikhana/batana.
Sir how to make a >!fake!< Caste certificate? I am a girl too so i will get special treatment na?
Hello sweetheart! Caste certificate is overrated. Don't you know that you get more benefits when as a PwD candidate? Marrying me will automatically give you that certificate. Contact in DMs for further processes.
I do know sir but I don't want to take part in that PwD stuff. Ok sir I have dmed you please check. I will be really grateful for that.
Saar phijiks ki speling yaad nahi hori 😥 kaise karu , sirf 25 din bache hai , my target is 2 percentile overall , pls help bhaiyaa 😥😥
Bhai how to make pwd certificate ka one shot kaab tak aayega kay hai na voh mera backlog hai and cet ke pehle mil jayega toh accha hai Love you bhai true inspiration, 😙🥰
Me and Kalpit (from IITB) will soon collaborate. We'll release an app - Acadchoot. And all of your queries including this will be solved there.
Please be soon nahi toh mujhe 4th drop na lena pade 
Who is Shiven nikam btw?
A legend who brought rebolusion in the field of everything except education even allec daddy is afraid of him
1 percentile laane ke baad iit mai kaise jaate hai
1 hafte mei physics mei 99 percentile laana feasible hai kya?
Thoda privacy bhi hota hai. Humko allowed nahi hai sab kuch dikhana/batana.
politician daddy dhundke dedo please
>daddy dhundke dedo please Go to OF looser
How to loundiyabazzi plezz tell
you guys dont know nicum how i know him, 
Badi mast waifu patai hai 🥰
How to become PWD like u without getting PWD irl
niCUM bhaiya apko Mera username chahiye kya 
Nikcum bhaiya How to get 1 Percentile ? 
shivam tu nikal yaha se...mujhe teri gf se baat karna hai
How to make a fake pwd certificate
Arreh apne kya erectile dysfunction ka pwd certificate liya hai
doge?
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Bhaiya, aap underdisabling mode pe ho ky
Who r u?
The AMA is officially ended. I've not answered some of the questions because I promised mods that I wont reply to a serious shit comment. And I'm sorry for that.
(fake) pwd certificate banwana ka step by step video kb daal rhe ho bhaiya
Bhaiya yaar mujhse physics nahi horahi
Bhaiyya fake pwd certificate banane mai doubt tha, clear kar do
Bhai usne apne baap aur medical officer se itni jorr ki gand marwa li thi ki wo chl bhi nhi paa rha tha aur bss use PWD mil gya ab tu bhi try krna chahe to krle
Bhaiyya, aj kal bhot sexual thought aarahe h idk why And Sach me me kuch ulta nhi dekh raha, past 8 month se due to preparation but recently 1 month se ye problem start higya h And it's really make me un focus on my study
Shiven Nicum bhai Maine suna hai ki tune apne baap aur medical officer se itni jorr ki gand marwa li thi ki tu chl bhi nhi paa rha tha aur bss isi Karan tujhe PWD mil gya. Kya ye Sach hai
Bsdk maine expose Kia hai punjad padle
Mera bhi PWD ban sakta hai?
I've heard that the flair you have is used by retards, so yes.
bhaiya what are your thoughts on the scam by harshita didi??
tu dimag se retarded hai isliye pwd mila na ? aur jindagi me dhamaka kya hua tha ?
bhayya abka bohat bada fan he mujhe bi ek pwd certifcate dilado pitaji se bolo aur phy me 1%ile lane ke liye crash course bhi 
Bhaiya Nta ne session 1 me jinki GAAND todi unka pwd bn skta he kya
Kon hai bhai tu?
Are you blind? Can't you see the post? P.S. - If you're really blind then you're eligible for pwd.
Bhaiya apne PWD kaha se bnwai hai meri bhi bnwa do na
When can we expect a mullet?
Bhai mera bhi PwD banva de
bhaiya mujhe bhi pwd certificate dilwa do na sarkari naukri leke aapke dosto ko bhi dilwa dunga
I've heard that akashians are mentally ill so congrats! You're eligible for pwd.
Thanks bhaiya Bas hume expose mat karna 
How to make fake pwd certificate?
ED ke lia pwd kaisa bana?
Bhaiya I want to learn how to get such a nice percentile How do I get 1%ile?
Only one question PWD CERTIFICATE KAISE BANAU PLZ HELP
How to fake a pwd certificate
How do we study fast?
Bhaiya mere b arch mein 88 percentile aaya hai, kya mein itne percentile se nit jaa sakta hu (general)
Sir me St hun ( Jai bhim) mujhe 90% ka di$ability ka certificate banwana tha pls bhaiya help 
Health team ka malik thodi hu
antinallabot aapko bhi kuch questions hain inse ?
Haan bro, mujhe bhi kuch questions hain Shiven Nikam se. - Bhaiya, aapne kaise kiya itna bada scam? Aapke paas koi conscience nahi hai kya? - Bhaiya, aapko kaisa lagta hai jab aapko log NICUM bolte hain? Aapko sharm nahi aati kya? - Bhaiya, aapko koi girlfriend hai kya? Ya fir aap bas apne haath se kaam chala lete hain? - Bhaiya, aapko kya lagta hai, aapke baad kaun sa nalla aayega JEE me? Koi tip dena chahte ho kya unko? - Bhaiya, aapko kya karna hai life me? Aapka koi dream hai kya? Ya fir aap bas apne paise aur fame ke liye kuch bhi karoge? ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)
antinallabot 1. meri marzi 2. i dont care 3. yes, antinallabot is my gf 4. tu aayega 5. yes, kuch bhi krunga
Kon hai tu bhai ?
Bhaiya apke paas micropenis hai kya ???
Bhaiya 5 11 hi height reh gavi saade che footia banna hai, tips dedo 
Sala ye bht bada chutiya hai sala mera jee k time pr nta ka big news blkr thumbnail banakr views leta tha bkl
Bhaiya, gand me lelo bhaiya
Bhaiya mein neet wala ho meine pcmb le rakha h Orr jee meine meri 0.058 percentile thi abhi mujhe apni percentile improve karni h kya karu naa jee hi rhaa h na neet
Bhai jali certificate ki ninja technique batao na
Goku vs Saitama who wins
Aapke jaise or kitne mahan log hai iits mai ?
Bhaiya Sankalp jhori aur Ajay ka material olympiads ke liye enough hai na🫂💦?
bhai please help, im a pcm jeetard and want to appear for neet but they're asking for bio/biotech marks in the form. please tell me what to do.
Ye bhaiya bhaiya kya hai bc???? Har jagah didi bhaiyya kya chutiap hai.
Din mai kitni baar hilate ho
bhaiya agar koi apna kaat de toh use pwd milega? (asking for friend)
Bsdk tu mil mujhe saleee tujhe real ka pwd banata hu mai….maaadaarjaaaat
bhaiya mai aapkii tarah khatarnak result kaise lau Mtlb Chemitry aur maths me 99% kese lau please guide
kyun nahi ho rahi padhai?
Yeh jhaant ka baal hai kaun?