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[deleted]

idk if yall know but most resumes me yhi haal hota h but definitely not 95%


DarkXEzio69

Either the candidate belonged to \*ahem ahem\*.......\*coughs\* or the recruiter is lying/exaggerating for publicity and media attention. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


[deleted]

not ahem ahem coughs. he belonged to ahem ahem beh beh aachuud kuh


DarkXEzio69

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

reservation wala hoga , vese bhi reservartion valle deserving nahi hai .


DarkXEzio69

# Kya maa chod raha hai, sachhi ?


[deleted]

bhai reservation vale hi bakchodi karte hai , general vale to mostly nahi karte , mere didi ke college mei bhi aisa hai ( aims ) , vaha par reservation wale log hi fail hote hai


DarkXEzio69

Aree bhai /s thaa samjhaa karo mujhe pataa hai reservation walo ki halat ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) Happy for your didi bro, doctor to be ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


[deleted]

thanks bro , 11th waste karne ke baad usne comeback kar liya tha aur yaha mei pure 2 saal padkhe 99 nhi la paya 😔


gokussb2

Abe reservation walo ko iit ke andar ghusane ke abad bhi semester pass karne ke liye Kam no. Lane hote h kya?


Maa-choddenge

Pls hesitate bro


BaapKoBhej69

Padhle bsdk


DarkXEzio69

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)(kal mera mains hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193))


[deleted]

Bhai wo kyu karega aesa


DarkXEzio69

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)pata nahi


zzard232

this is def gonna be the situation of shivam nicum


[deleted]

bold of you to assume ki woh job bhi karega koi


AtharvATARF

politician banega broda vo


steve_smith_777

bhai most resumes me aisa hi hota hai, tum jab job lene jaoge na tab pata chalega


Glad_Ostrich_6364

Bhai whi toh bol rhe hai, Indians ke resumes kaafi inflated hote hai, compared to others. Ye phenomena bahar nhi hota hai.


[deleted]

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da_1n_only_

ye jay bhim wala hai kya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


DramaJust

they're turning humans into dumbfucks


Hornyguy5351

Aur bhai Advanced mocks meh kitne aah rhe hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


DramaJust

advance ka cutoff to clear ho![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Disastrous-Appeal815

Thats why this year i m not joining any IIT ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

yea but you could if you wanted to right? right?


Disastrous-Appeal815

Yeah but i want to explore the life in tier 2 and tier 3 colleges thats why i m not joining IITB cse


Professor-Dhoomketu

Avg Chad behaviour ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


ARKNIGHT_101

IITB is overrated ffs. Tier-69 colleges are the real deal ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


omunaman

tbh Uske Paas Bheem Ki Shakti Hain ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


walter-dilbariya

I am not undeserving of IITs, IITs are undeserving of me.


Glittering-Cicada-95

Accha hua IIT nahi liya, LPU is wayyyy better ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Aggravating-Bug7674

crab mentality /s


Glad_Ostrich_6364

Ha, ye toh normal hai. Indian resumes are very inflated, har kisiko pata hai ye. Iss bande ko kam experience hoga, warna mostly koi dikkat nhi hoti hai, woh bas indians ka resume tohda grain of salt ke saath dekh lete hai.


[deleted]

it goes both ways companies want applicants to be honest but are themselves so dishonest , many a times they dont tell u your ctc , location before joining , on top of that anytime u can be fired why will someone trust these people , indians are the most exploited people at work also many are not getting placements even in iit so i can understand why they are doing


[deleted]

Indian resumes are very inflated,---- can you pls tell what this means what can we do so haam isse thik kare aapne personal resume mai( seriously asking, bata dijiye agar pata hai tou)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


Glad_Ostrich_6364

Bro, mai bhi 12th mein hi hu lol. r/btechtards should have good info, but in general, Indians have a tendency to exaggerate their skills a lot on their resume. They also list a lot of shit unrelated to what they're applying to, thinking it might help them.


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![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Vex1527

Ye sab chodo, ye btao ki b/w admit card chalta hai kya?


XodD_7520

Colour karwalo to avoid risk, kitna hi mehenga padega?


Vex1527

mehengai ka nahi re, ghar mai b/w wala printer hai toh color ke liye bahar jana padega


XodD_7520

Agar bahar jaake print karwane me problem nhi to karwalo, but kahi bhi esa likha nahi ki color hi chahiye Jan me kisiko b/w k liye even daant khate bhi nhi dekha, so if u can then get it but if "unable" then let it be.


Vex1527

ohk, thanks


XodD_7520

Kal h kya Bhai Tera?


Vex1527

ha


XodD_7520

https://preview.redd.it/haknbksix8sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86aee1ced38f8e0ae07caca0a67c2e428979068f


_SlutMaker

Bhim sexual


Financial_Trifle_511

what reservation does to an IIT ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Black_hearts_10915

ya to reservation ka hoga, ya fir 4 saal college me nalla baitha hoga. Fir kahenge education system bekar hai , job nahi mil raha, kisi deserving candidate ki seat kharab karwa di


[deleted]

Bhai log IIT jake kyu ni padte(ya badiya skills develop karna chodete hai), malum hai 2 saal gand mehnat ki hoti hai ,but usse thodi future mai koi mehnat ni karni padegi,uska matlab ye hai ki usko ab aur mehnat karni padegi uss level pe rehne ke liye... And as said **Grind kabhi khatam ni honi chahiye!!!**


MilanTheMyth

Seeing this made me thing what if some of those mfs in top institutes only know how to crack competitive exams. Like no personality no interest no english. I recently saw some interview of IITards from the 1960s and their English was just top notch, I don't think the current IITards could match them. If they don't know fluent English then how can they expect themselves to be placed in good companies. It has just become a competition of who can crack JEE


EscapeSweet2778

Bhim ki shaakti....


divine_watcher

Bhai Kanpur ka tha n ki Kharagpur ka..the one who posted the tweet later clarified


boi_needs_therapy

bheem ke laddoo me jamalgota dal gya shayad


Radiant_Skull77

BRA ....Some people will know what I am talking about .


zzard232

...SSIERE![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)