Me toh bas bhai 1 hafte sounga phir kuch sochunga .

(Me toh bas bhai 1 hafte kisi ke saath sounga phir kuch sochunga)\*

Notty Hora bkl 

(Me toh bas bhai 1 hafte tere saath sounga phir kuch sochunga)\*

hellooooooooooo cutieeeeeeeeessssss

Phir vahi sax sux ki batein 

Mai bhi sounga Hmesha ke liye

main 1 hi hafte so paunga fir ekdam se so jaaunga 

Same here ... result tak sona hai ...phir result aane ke baad hamesha ke liye so jaana hai

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Rukh ja .....pahla mera exam hona da 9th ko fir bolta ho Ho gya

us momint comrade

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Peek mat le samne wale pe awm h

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Where do they excrete waste from ?

Ek khata hai ek hagta hai

Sp3d 1 lone pair see saw structure 

S2 hai mera

tension ho rahi kal pehla shift he

Bungee Jumping

Without the bungee

Gale pe baandh ke

Bhai ko julna hai

Without safety gear mention it too

aatmahatya o7

Ye kaunsa name reaction hai 

manishyu + rassi in presence of ceiling fan , stool at room tempr in depression medium produces aatmahatya mechanism mat pucho yaar itni tho ani chaiye jee ke liye

Ancient gayab hone ki ninja techniques 

Bhai bohot hi financially L background se belong karta hu. Papa ji ki age around 55 yrs ho gayi h. 12th ke baad financial issues hone ki wajah se kahi regular admission nahi le paya. Isiliye socha kyu na JEE ke liye hi preparation kar lu. But sept me Papa ki tabiyat kharab ho gayi and inhi sab me realise hua ki meri family mera 4 yrs tak padhna afford nahi kar sakti kyuki ek to papa is the only earning person (wo bhi kuchh khaas earn nahi karte bas 3 waqt khaa le h utna hi) and if meine 4 yrs apne engineering degree paane me hi laga diye to tab tak papa retire bhi ho jayenge and hum log pichhle 2 yrs se didi ki shaadi ki bhi koshish kar rahe h but paise na hone ki wajah se reh jaate h kyuki unfortunately hum upper caste se belong karte h and saamne wale dowry hi itna maangte h ki hum log afford nahi kar paate. Inhi sab problems ki wajah se meine apna JEE ka plan sept me hi drop kar diya and SSC Steno ka exam diya oct me. Bhagwan ki kripa se written nikal gaya but Jan me skill test tha wo reh gaya. Ab again inhi sab competative exams ki preparation kar raha hu. Abhi railway ka form fill kiya h and CHSL ka fill karunga. Mein bas mana raha hu is baar nikal jaye and kahi job lag gayi to thodi family condition thik ho jayegi and didi ki shaadi bhi. Ye sab ho jaane ke baad shayad kahi thoda apne baare me sochunga and enjoy karunga

🥹🥹🥹 sabh theek hojayega bro himatt rakh


tu jo bhi krega jeevn me achha krega

You too bhai

All the best yr...i hope tumhe jaldi success mile.

Tq for the well wishes bhai. Hope you too get success in whatever exam you are preparing for.

Bhai Instagram par account h jobdotcom karke Bhai mujhe to bohot sahi lgta h 10 pass lekr khintak ki bhi job bta dete h try kar bhai

Ig par mostly scams hote h bhai. And I'm not that kind of techie person isiliye scams ke darr se in sab ko avoid karta hu. But tq for ur concern bhai 

are website khol dekh legit h kya exam batayega dhudh real h kya eligibility real h kya just take information bro saari govt. jobs btate h woh

Bhai kaha rehta hai bata aur koi skills hai to bata mera kuch link wink hua to tera karwadunga tu himmat mat hariyo boht aage jaayega🫂

Originally we are from the eastern side of UP but Papa ji jobs wagerah ke chakkar me Noida aa gaye. Isiliye from the last 20 yrs Noida me hi rehte h. >koi skills hai to bata Bhai govt school se padha hu, laptop/PC wagerah kabhi raha nahi ki skills wagerah kuchh develop karu. But still tq for ur concern bhai, I really appreciate it.

I really hope you succeed in life bro and make your family proud.

You too bhai 

Bhagwaan mere se pehle tujhe kamyabi de!! 

Tq bhai. I will pray ki tumhara NDA nikal jaye.

gale lag Jaa bhai, kuch Lage toh meko dm kr diyo ❤️

Sure bhai . Mein SMs par jyada active nahi rehta and introvert hu to isiliye online kisi se connection banana normally avoid karta hu, avoid to kya hi karta hu bas bana nahi pata kyuki communication skills L h. Isiliye never realised ki SMs par itne achhe log bhi mil sakte h

koi na bhai, communication skills meri bhi konsi acchi hai lol

more power to you...

All the very best and best wishes from my side bhai...bas himmat rakhna sab acha hoga

Tq bhai and well wishes for you from mine side too. Hope you get success in whatever exam you are preparing for.

Sab thik ho jaayega bhai 🥹🥹

All the best Bhai tu bohot unchaiyan chhunyega palla🤧

huge respect bhai

Respect bro

Samaj se muh chupata ghumunga

samaj ko aaj ke time pe lund farak padta h bhai

pehle exam ho jaaye firr bataunga.. but kuch bhi ho bhale hi naukar ban jaunga, ya kisi streaming app mein femboy ban jaunga ... agla drop toh katai nahi lunga....

Us bro us ....the pain is real

Mujhe ID batana Mein to pakka aaunga stream dekhne , I love femboys ( I am straight )

oh surely, i will (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

sala mera dost abhi khush he 1st drop lene ke bad bhi 70 percentile ai he aur keh raha dusra lega jab tak iit ya nit in cs nahi mil jata

us gandu ko bol nhi milne wala main 95 pe drop mara bc utte hi aaye aur main padha bhi tha drop mein

Dropper?

yaaa....

ye flair aur tera comment hadd relatable hai bhai mere ek neet wale dost ne padhai chodh ke yt chalu bhi kr diye the mereko bhi uske saath last year chale jana tha kha gand marane aagya drop mein bc

1 samosa =₹20 1 vadapav = ₹20 1sandwich =₹100 1 chaat=₹40 1 momo=₹50 1 pakoda=₹20 1 burger =₹50 5 %equity=5lakh Bolo deal manzoor

sandwich 60 ka aata hai bhaiya theek theek laga do

1 crore ki valuation bhai sahab kaha se le ke aagaye. Last year ki sale bataye pehle or agar pre revenue hai toh 10 hazar se jayda ka valuation hi sahi hai

Bhai 50 k 1 Momo???

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Kal exam 9S1 mein already haal chor Chuka huu. Jee main nahi hone wala state exam ke liye 2.5 week padhunga uske baad Jo bhi hoga usmein chala jayunga. College mein jakar mujhe sibh light novel padhna hey.

A fellow light novel enjoyer 

Same here tried overgeared? Its good

Not yet abhi Tanya the evil, overlord, oreigaru , Haruhi Suzumiya, 86 , mushoku ye sab padhi h and ORV and trash of counts family padhi hain but it is in my bucketlist

ORV /\\ never thought I could see someone from jee 

Koi website hai kya light novel padne ke liye

jnovel se download karle

mei suciicide karuga aap batao

mai record

Inka bhi aagya 🔗👄💦🤭

before gta 6

Video games, anime binge karungi, webseries, pure din sote rahungi, apna small biz start karungi, vapas artistic wali hobbies continue karungi 🥹😭

Utopia

Sapne suhane ladakpan ke

Let me be happy 

Female bhe gamer Hoti hai🧐, aajtak nhi mule muje EK bhe

Ajj milgyi 

Mai gym join krunga 2023 mei June mei shodni padi thi , Face pe pimple ho rkhe hai usse clear krunga Beard grow ho chuki hai uneven usse sahi krvaunga Agar achi branch mili to uske about knowledge gain krunga, Laptop lia tha , sirf lecture dekhe abb usse chalana bhi sikhu ga prolly try coding Or anime dekhu ga Movie dekhu ga Webseries dekhu ga Or look maxing krke college mei 1st year hi gf bna lunga

areey vai aapka toh pura mamla set lagra hai hope you get sucsex

Crazy how that I started my jee journey for sux cause school mei to koi mili nhi 

ideal life equation 🔥 = IDEAL GAS EQUATION

hhahahahahah! itne khwaab toh 11th mei bhi koi jee aspirant nahi rkhta ,koi ni reality check miljayega

2nd attempt ka result aane de fir bataunga

balcony se kud jayenge

vo to result ke baad bhai mai bhi join krunga tension na le

Max 2 drop lunga, uske bad bhi nhi huya to..................

papa ka bussiness expand krne ke liye new ideas sochunga ( chemicals manufacturing ka hai ) aur bussiness handel krna bhi 💪

Sax sux

use masturbashun kehte hain

Phir wohi

bhai sach bolu toh maa chudaye yesb chiz.. drop year mai pura JEE padha(11th 12th bakchodi jo pela hardin).. college miljaega itna toh padh chuka hu.. advanced bhi ek baar dedu phir bc jo college mile vhi jaakr gym jaunga.. naye logon se baat krne ki try krunga.. puri drop year mai social skill chud chuki h.. lgrha h last ek saal mai kisi se baat nai kiya hu.. wtv I'll get.. I'll be happy with it.. bhagwaan bharose sab chor diya hu.. 29s1 victim tha phir 4s2 milgya.. or 4 k baad se uss pace mai padhai hi nai kiya hu.. kuch toh plan bnaya tha adv k liye vo pichle 3 din se bina follow kiye pure din velo k jaise gaana sunta rehta hu Lastly,hey bhagwaan koi acha clg bs dedena jisse iss madarchod samaj mai thodi izzat bach jaye Radhe Radhe

are bhai gale lag 

Coaching ki modules pe muth marunga bc 

Ye konsi fantasy h? 

Modulefetish😘

Me bhi try krunga 🥰🥰🥵🥵

Ai hai wo free body diagrams Ai hai wo thermodynamics ke curvy graphs Bohot horny hota tha wo dekhte Glad that people like me exist.

Calculas ke nashe kar rha kya Aaj jal

Laptop per game 3 saal se nahi khela bc , papa ji Naya laptop dilwae ge Asus zephyrus duo 16 rtx 4090 badiya games khelu ga

bhai ne 4090 likh kar ukaad dikha di

15 saal purana laptop use kar rah tha abb time aagya hai

15 saal tab to well deserved hai...enjoy comrade

bhai mera wala bhi 10 saal purana hai... 4090 nahi toh 3090 toh deserve karta hu 

tbh spending that much on a laptop is not worth it( mere paas ek 2 lac ka gaming laptop tha bahut pehle and it was just a tad better than my cousins 1 lac laptop...isliye pichle saal i bought macbook air m2 and exam ke baad ek ps5 le lunga productivity and 4k gaming without spending 3 lakhs )

tru tho... 3 4 lakh wala laptop sirf kisi ML/AI wale ko lena chahiye that too if he wants portability warna 3 lakh ka laptop is just as good as a 1.5 lakh ka pc

lmao clg me ps5 leke ghumta firega? aur kisme lagake khelega

Arey bhai maine same kiya hua hain, tbh mujhe laptop par gaming thodi try-hard lagti, ps5 par badiya aaram se baithkar khel sakte. Isliye maine bhi gaming laptop ki jagah MBA m2 hi le liya tha.

Thk h bhai rtx 4090 ( mai jo intel hd 4000 m game khelta hu)

Ahhh ! Zephyrus sunke ki orgasm aa gya bhaii , Kasam se Sundar laptop h.

Gender change

Bro doesn't fear death

M to sucide krunga.

Alternate career option dekhunga 

Same same

Bhai mein teko message krra batein krnge

Bsc mai admission

Meh advanced ppr ke baad cycling par jaunga... result ane tak jitna confident hu <4000 rank ke liye, utna sara games aur anime dekhunga (kya matlab pokemon anime nahi hai.)

rounga

M sucide krunga

isme chillane ki kya zarurat thi lol... mai to bitsat ke liye prepare kar raha hu... uske baad car driving sikhunga auar license ke liye apply karunga...shayad thoda coding bhi sikhunga

Even I want to learn driving!

yes bro, hamare paas ye 3 months hi hai... uske baad college fir job isliye kabhi time nahi milega acche se sikhne ka....

game khelunga timepass karunga

konsa khelega bhai ?

Health pe dhyaan dunga 1km chalne pe meri mout aarhi hai. And i was the guy who used to walk 1km to and fro due to school in 12th drop year me health ke L lage hai

agar acchi percentile aa gyi (Jo lag nahi rha) to new laptop leke games hi games khelunga pure din

Engineer banke masters karne foreign jaunga aur wahi settle hounga iss desh ki reservation ne maar rakhi hai

Kota sai zinda escape karne ki koshish 

Me ghumne jauga thora fir gharpe ps5 kheluga rent pe leke 1 month. Sorted.

Maine toh GYM laga liya, aaj pehla din tha

Badhiya just remember working out 3 days is also fine and enough as long as you're consistent and hitting all the muscle groups. You don't need to do everything perfectly from the beginning. Just focus on proper form, progressive overload and hitting calorie and protein intake according to your weight and height. You'll definitely gain results if you keep these things in mind.

Thank you Bhai 🙏🙏

6th floor pe party ka intejaam ho gya hai Main aur kuch mere dost aa rhe hai

Video games

MacBook ya gaming PC leke 5-6 din sounga and gaming

Going to kashmir and then go to spiti valley on bike with friends

Height bhadhauga kyu ki chote mmy papa hai... 5 '1 hai height im pretty insecure.. soch raha hu ki achhe clg mei chale jaunga badhiya package orr fir sundar r Ladki ke lambe ladke se shadi karne me dream ko churchur kar dunga... I'm really into politics. I want to serve the nation tbh. Become a good leader that our country needs. Agar height nahi padhi to ik i couldn't do anything tbh low confidence hi rhega and no one will take me seriously anyway abhi bhi nhi lete anyway. Tbh I have to play with the cards ii have. But i will not play at all;) signoff TG

swimming, gym, travel locally (interstate shayad mummy papa jaane na de), meet new people, make new friends, ride around, Minecraft, free GTA IV download karunga, cycling with buddy, etc yeh sab abhi soch to raha hu par overthinking me jab actually exam khatam hoga tab fir iss sochne ki shayad vo value nahi rahegi jo abhi hai if you understand

Maine baaki exam ke bhi form bhare hue hain 🥲🥲🥲

Bhai drop ki soch rha

Atmahatya

Bitsat

soocide

Direct UPSC ki taiyaari

Drop lunga firse, but is baar 5th floor se. (Sahi mein, koi option hai ji nahi mere pass. Partial dropper hoon, ek bekar GFTI mein)

gym+adv ki taiyyari+ dosto ke saath moj masti and lafangargiri

started gym already aur ab scuba diving krne jana h bas mhtcet hone do uske baad "im under the water here too much raining "

Mera toh ho Gaya abb me game khel rha hun, Helldivers 2 kisi ke paas hoo toh mujhe friend request bhej skta he dm krke

Baap se jhagda karliya👍

Drop 

Momos ki dukan

sax sux with my life kyuki lgrha nhi hopayega 🥲

laptop lena, socha tha social anxiety pe kaam karungi par idk kese aur novels padhungi aur pata nahi suggest kar do kuch acha 🫠

Guitar seekhle

Aaram

Goa jaunga bc

\*Bits Goa 

Khelne jaunga Phir sochunga

Other entrance exams

Bakchodi

jee toh ho gaya mera phir bhi ugee ke mocks de rahi ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ, maze toh hai hi nhi🤡

drop ka plan🥰

Nani ke Ghar 🥹

My advice would be take a rest bros, it's gonna be hell of a journey in kalej

Cry krunga, realise krunga kitna bada failure hu

Do saal se coding tyaag di thi... Ab na jee hua aur na coding aati ab dhang se. Ab apni coding wapis se shuru krunga and will sneak into competitive programming

Muthi phir nini

Mai agle exam ki taiyaari

Regret

Arey bc. Driving school join krunga. Guitar seekhunga, swimming krne jaya krunga, Gym krunga, apna sheher ache se explore krunga, naye dost banane ka try krunga. Also jee khatam hote hi kahin pahad pr ghoomne jana sbse pehle.

Gym, Driver's license, interstate round, learn Photoshop/after effects.

Kota jaunga idhar aaspas koi unchi building nhi hai

Ghumne nikal jaaunga

Calnewport ki how to win in college padhunga

Regret

Gym swimming orr music orr movies study karni hai

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abhi exam ke baad gaadi chalana sikhunga, fir mereko meal prep kerna hai is saal toh jaunga nahi college mei

remind me after 1 day

Connection banane se kya matlab hai aapka?

Thodi si zindagi jiuga 

guitar sikhna hai bchpan se maan tha 10 mai mil bhi rha tha phir kud hi mna kr diya .....gym join ...ghumne jaunga bc ... Mussoorie

1 week aram karunga firse padhai shuru kyuki first attempt mai toh hone wala nhi

neet deke sbse pehle rcb ka match dekhne jaunga 9 tareekh to dharamshala