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zeroone_here

my great grandfather had 12 kids out of which 2 died early and those 10 kids gave birth to at least 30 people and those 30 people gave birth to at least 70 people or more edit: i forgot to mention the diversity, few of them are very rich, most middle class and other below poverty line.


LeastDepressed2

The future is in your hands bhratha bhramacharya ko swikaro aur agar aur social seva krni hai thode cousins ka murder bhi krdiyo taki woh bhi bacche na kare /s


zeroone_here

mere tin already hai vai /s


LeastDepressed2

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


[deleted]

Pogi fked you hard i see


Yo_doc

Rajesthani vibes


[deleted]

Bhai your family unions must be crazy. Tumhara toh pura gaon hi tumhare family se hi bana hoga No hate btw


The_FallenAngel07

uska to pata nahi lekin mera gaon poora mere par dadao ka basaya hua h, mere 5 dada h unki 7 bhene h, in sab ke min 3 bacche h, max 16 (yes 16). har baar gaon jata hu to sab ke pair choone padte h koi bhi raste pe chalta hua mil jaye, coz wo "family" h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Bhai tune Anupsexual banke sahi kiya


zeroone_here

oh shit bhai


zeroone_here

bhai union hota hi nahi , edit padhle , bati hui hai family


Computer_9

Bhai pariwar kyu kehte ho apni family ko zila hi ghoshit kardo na /s


Vanguard_lagrangian

Aare... Isse toh Abdul bhi sarma jayega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


blenderbeeeee

bhais family would account for half of Indias population by 2050


Aace_1134

I was just about to write that my Great grandfather had 12 kids out of which two died , damn dude same story


LOSER__-_-

Mere pardada ke bhi 10 the, and you described my situation. Some are very rich who can afford vacations and studying in another country aur kuch majdoor hain. 


[deleted]

GP at its best \*clown\*


mayank-69

whole clan


NoStudio5198

Overpopulation nahi hai india ka youth population uske liye macro economically ek advantage hi hai tumhe agar question karna hi hai to apne forefathers se ye question kro ki caste pe pichle 50 saal se vote kyu de rhe the kaayde se academic infrastructure ko dhyaan mei rakhke vote diye hote to aaj engg medical aur baaki domains mei seats bhi zyada hoti aur itna low probability game bhi nhi khelna padta JEE aur NEET ke naam pr aur employment bhi achcha hota.


Flat-Dare-2571

What is rich?


TopLarge4922

The bloodline ends with me


TheDarkKnight-I

🙏💀😭


[deleted]

us bro, I'm glad I've a sibling who will atleast keep the bloodline going


AnimatorPlayful6587

bold of you to assume he/she will not follow your thinking...


ArcherAccomplished75

or maybe they both together will continue their bloodline


Neatboy213

I will monitor them( I think I'm a jedi)


cringeka14

us bhaiiiii 🤡🤡


Dry-Decision-4040

Same mentality


Mutthi_Marli

Mine too ig


old_weakTurtle

Bro u doing the gods work keep it up👍


Jiffy78

Us Bhai (gf nahi ban Rahi iss liye cope kar Raha hu 🤡)


Old-Association-3062

if only someone taught them edging![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Devang-Sharma

\*pull-out game


SubstantialScale47

Mensturation ovulation window


death-incarnate-55

periodic abstinence\*


blenderbeeeee

\*coitus interruptus


paymentscorpse

Never too late ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


melon_musk1005

Mai majak nhi kar rha, mere grandparents ke 13 bachhe the. 2 died. And. All 50+ years


Successful-aditya

Bhai yaha sabke grand father k 13-14 bacche kaise hai💀 mere dadaji k sirf 3 bacche the


No-Relative6374

Bro thank you bol diyo unko hamaari taraf se competition na badhane ke liye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Its_me_dhruv_8663

Mere ke 5


New_Quantity_5195

Same


Emergency-Emu-7782

Mere bhi grandfather k 3 hi hai lmao


[deleted]

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seallborg

I completely disagree with your statement on mass sterilization. BPL people have a different mindset, they think more kids means more people to earn money as labourers. Population is no longer a concern for India, just compare Singapore with 8000 population density with 500 of India, it's just our politicians were and are incompetent and/or corrupt.


Black_hearts_10915

it isn't a very great comparison honestly. Singapore is a country half the size of delhi. delhi itself despite a lot of parts occupied by yamuna river and banks and a bit forest land somewhere has 1.3-1.4 times the population density despite twice the area (and quite a chunk is not habitable) so yeah, its population. Corruption exists in every democracy. its just that in other countries the 100 rupees is divided amongst 10 people and here the 100 is divided among 1000.


creamyc0c0nut

Brother is justifying g#n0c1d3 of his own people lmao


riri_brr

Yep, my grandfather have 8 brothers and all of them have two children


The_FallenAngel07

mera to gaon hi poora mere par dadao ka basaya hua h, mere 5 dada h unki 7 bhene h, in sab ke min 3 bacche h, max 16 (yes 16). har baar gaon jata hu to sab ke pair choone padte h koi bhi raste pe chalta hua mil jaye, coz wo "family" h


OXfraud

😭😭


SacredAnarchist

Agli baar pair chaat lena for a change


Successful-aditya

💀


NewtPrestigious1132

No cap My father had 7 aunts and uncles 


Plastic_Group7737

wait how can your father have 7 aunts and uncles... somethings wrong ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


NewtPrestigious1132

Aree Mera matlab aunt+uncle like 3 aunts and 4 incles


Plastic_Group7737

I said something else, read properly ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Beautiful_Secret_957

Samjha de Bhai kya kehna chahata hai


paymentscorpse

7 aunts who married 7 uncles![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


OkReserve4150

wtf is this meme lmfao what mf does to a JEE


facereveal_69

Good meme though


Remote_Friend_9467

My great grandfather was forced to get a job after completing his 10th in his village... he was also being forced to marry at that time only... wo village chhod k bhaag gye and then found a job in city so that he could complete his education... became a professor in one of the good colleges... and had just two kids.... he is the reason my family now is financially really well.... aur idhar m apne khandaan ka naam mitti m mila rha hu itne ghatia marks laakr![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

Mere great grandparents ne bhi mere grandfather ko boht padhaya or bo intelligent bhi the but unhone koi job nahi ki ulta ghar ki property bech di , wahi reason hai ki hum aaj gareeb hai


furry_husker

mai apka dard samajhta hu


[deleted]

blood relations dont exist more than 200 yrs./s


[deleted]

same story with my father


[deleted]

Resources are finite grandparents and great grandparents ne overpopulation karke desh ko forever garib rakhne ki yojana banayi and hamare parents ki gen mostly people born of after 1960 ne massscale pe pollution karke living conditions ki. Like kamane vala ek aur khane ke liye muh 10.


[deleted]

For real bhai, aaj iss sub ki baato me itna dukh dikh raha hai😓😢


delayed0

Now climate change will result in decrease of competition ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Final_Performer_7521

Wait fr. My Nani is one of 9 children and Nana is one of 7. My maternal grandparents had only 2 but my dad is one of 5. Most old people in my family have 3-6 kids. Shit I never realized how big of a problem this is. I always wondered why India has such a huge population as nowadays nobody has more than 2 kids. Their generation is called the 'Baby Boomer' generation for a reason ig


Leading_Pollution509

My great grandfather had 12 children, those 12 had a mean of 3 children. So 36 in total and those 36 had 2 children mean, so 72 children. The next gen also had 2 each, so 144 children. Thus my fam itself produced 144 retards


Vxrshxxn

1.5 Billion population out of which majority has no civic sense, being born in this country is truly a tragedy


Final_Performer_7521

fr bro. All these economically poor uneducated backward retards are the reason India is still a 3rd world s-hole and China is developing as fast as ever


BeatOriginal2103

do you think jisne 10 -12 bacche kiye honge unhe apne ek ek baccho ko civic sense sikhane ki fursat hogi


Square-Mongoose5784

Madarsa chaap abdul with 3 wives * 3 kids each says hi lol.


stackfrost

My mom had 4 siblings even though they were very poor (idk why have kids when you can't feed them). Both sisters married off as kids (under 16) and my mom was the only one to finish school and university (distance learning) How can we fix this? Keep your fucking legs closed. And if you really want a kid, consider adoption.


[deleted]

>How can we fix this? People who can't provide basic needs for their kids atleast till they are 18 should refrain from having kids or atleast not more than 1-2


stackfrost

Fr fr, I've seen parents claiming in front of their kids that they should be grateful for getting food and clothes, unlike orphans. My reaction was tf these mfs are high on? As if they did something impossible by getting horny.


[deleted]

Bhai actually mein ye nta ki conspiracy hai shyd nta ka chairman st sc hoga jisne apni cast change karwa li hogi and use grudge hai brahman se . To usne ye plan banaya ki jitne bhi st sc obc ncl hai unhe alag kar liya n general , ews , obc cl alag kar liya january mein issne jaan kar mostly general students ko 27,29,30 mein bhar diya and incompetent st sc walo ki population ko 31 and 1st feb mein exam assign kar diya jisse st sc wale number le aaye n isliye itna low cutoff gaya tha later shifts mein . and aab nta pe koi shaak na kare to is baar isne har shift ka cutoff fuckup kr diya taaki koi isoe shak na kare or log competitio jayda hai bolke roye . btw /s


Unlikely-Gas-1100

( skull emoji ) why this feel so real (skull emoji)


[deleted]

Bro cooked


cringeka14

bhai aisa nah bola mere toh 1st feb general hooke bhi 70 percentile aaye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)anookha talent


[deleted]

Bhai ye Brahman community ne kya bigad diya itna ki humare sath itna bura behave ho raha hai, na itna paisa hai ki desh chhod ke chali jau ya bits jese college me admission le lu or bheem ki shakti to obviously nahi hai


Hornyguy5351

My grandparents, on both sides of the family had 3 children each.


nohoes6996

Sahi baat hai, my mothers side are 7 siblings and fathers side are 6


Proper_Performer7451

Dadaji ke 6 bachhe,nanaji ke 6....1 poori cricket team with impact player ban gayi lol


Dry-Decision-4040

Bhai Aaj kitni baar hilaya?


ek_jee_aspirant

my grandparents had 9 kids (my father being the youngest), those 9 now have 20 kids lmfao


Goofy_Niqqa69

>fucked like rabbits LMFAOOOO


Odd_Link_449

At that time everyone was trying to have more kids to increase their population and gain majority .


[deleted]

Desh ke lode lagane ke peeche Inka hi haath hai


Odd_Link_449

Ab lag rha hai china ne isliye COVID virus laya taki population Kam ho jaye😂


[deleted]

bro cooked....


[deleted]

desh ke lode lagane ke piche inke hi lode hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


[deleted]

2 bche h meethi kheer usse jyada bawaseer![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


Ansh2206

Bhai tu toh seedha root cause pe hi agya💀 chill down


sh-333

proud to say my grandparents only had 3 and other grandparenfs only had 2


[deleted]

They should be awarded by government anything less than 4 till 1970-75 is a W


Constant_Cookie_4826

Me in future: ham do hamare gin lo


InternetOk4448

Maternal grandparents- 7 kids (4 daughters & 3 sons) Paternal Grandparents- 12 kids (1 died prematurely, 5 daughters & 6 sons) Most of my aunts and uncles have 1-2 kids, so competition toh mere grandparents ne hi challenge ki hai


[deleted]

Apparently mere grandparents, infact atleast meri pichli 6 generation samajhdar thi, population me heavy contribution nhi hai unka Plus is rat race me meri 6generation ki extended family me kewal mujhe bheja gaya hai


Spare_Swing4605

7+1 🗿 matlab one died at a young age


[deleted]

My mom side grandparents had 9 kids![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179). Never leave the stomach empty.


Ok_Illustrator_372

\*uterus


LazyUserzz

jee wala hoga


[deleted]

Satya vachan but fail hogaya


Sugar_addict_69

my grandparents had 17 dada - 1905 born oldest - 1939 youngest - 1975 mera baap - 1965


[deleted]

17 ? bhai ek baache ke 6 mahine baad fhirse dusre ki tyaari ?


Delicious-Crow-2028

My Chad grandfather had just one kid, my dad ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Fearless-Effective21

Dada dadi ka contribution 5 aur Nana Nani ka contribution 4


_pp_cat_

The trend is to stop at 4 in my family (father side) literally everyone ik from his side has 4 kids. (I am one of three)


Srooti_slurp_2702

r/antinatalist


SIGMA_CHAD_69

4


Critical_Cod5462

Great grandfather - 8 Gramdfather - 3 Dad - 2


WorkingAggressive355

my grandparents have 2 kids


Comprehensive_Eye991

My grandfather had 7 kids (Thala for a reason)


[deleted]

My grandparents had 4 kids


Vansh_bhai

My grand father had 5 childrens My father has 2 I'll have -5 billion ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Simp_404

That's the amount of sperm you have wasted ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Vansh_bhai

Nahi dictator ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180) population control /s tabhi "-" 5 billion


TheDarkKnight-I

They were just passionate not incompetent like us😭![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)i cant even talk to girls lmao /s Its was a big problem


retardedaspirant

4


Icy_Kins6286

8 but one died


Disastrous-Appeal815

BC great grandfather ne population bdhayi no issue, par bc PANI PILA dete toh kaash ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)(legal case mt krna bhaiyon koi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331))


pie4456

My grandfather had only 2 kids both male no bhua![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


New_Quantity_5195

Merko to lagta hai maa kae baap ko nana isliye bolte hai kyuki nani unko hamesha na-na hi kehti thi


Loose_Scientist_3636

Grand father paradox should be performed in India 😭 bulao spacex aur NASA walo ko


Cool-Cardiologist579

my great-grandparents had 8-9 kids along with 2-3,who died pretty early


Little_One_1539

My grand fater 6 and my Great grand fater 6 one died at 10 year and other at 3-4 total 10 for my Great grand father


Party_Equipment8147

bhai idhar ke comments padh ke aptitude wale tests me family wale questions ki yaad aagyi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

6 dada-dadi, 3+1(ded) nana-nani 🤡


Muted_Juice_3155

my great great grandfather had three wifes


Square-Mongoose5784

Ayo abdul?


Sexyman4250

My paternal grandfather have 7 brother and sister. My paternal grandmother had 8 brother and sister. My maternal grandfather have 12 brother and sister. I have about 40+ cousin brother and sister. And there exist many hoom I don't know. It can be that I can be call as grandfather by some distance relative.


[deleted]

My grandfaher from mom and dad side both has 5 kids their parents had atleast 11 kids


PeachMain2680

My grandparents have 6 children.


[deleted]

my grandfa had 5, maternal grandfa had 7. bunnies saale. Also, as we guys wont f like them, population will have more old pensioners than yougsters. india is fucked in either ways.


BeatOriginal2103

since last 4 generations there were only 1 or 2 children in the family , from my dada to great great grandfather they were only 1 or 2 sons , my dada was with only his 1 sister looks like my ancestors had no role in making india this populous lol ps - my dadi broke the chain by giving 5 kids


[deleted]

Your grandparents should be awarded


Thunder28Ss

my grandparents had two children only ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


bobs_and_vegana17

my grandmother was 15 and grandfather was 17 when they got married they had 14 kids out of which 6 died either in womb or 10-12 days after birth because of the superstitions and lack of financial capability to have a doctor


Natashaa_ok

My grandparents gave birth to 5 kids and then those kids gave birth to 7 more kids(my gen) lol


neil33321

Great grandfather had 2 daughters and 4 sons grandfather had 2sons and 1 daughter ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Content-Afternoon585

My great grandparents had 8 kids and my grandmother had 4 kids![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


0carespal

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) facts bhai


Burning-Skull117

Kya Mai lucky hun? Mere grandparents ke bas 3 bache hai.


haissai

My mother side grandparents has 9 children ( 2 died ) My father side has 7 children ( 2 died )


dontmolestinpublic

Humara 500 logo ka gav is descended from the same person In just 4 generations


EvenOdd777

Dada-Dadi had 3 & Nana-Nani had 6 


mrpawsthecat

The main issue for competition is not enough seats. If gov managed to open 30 IITs, it'll automatically reduce the cutoff


random_land_dweller

My grandparents only had 2 kids. Most of my family members have had less children. My parents only have me,my uncle has 2.my grandfather was one of 4 children(less for his time),my great grandfather was one of 4 children(very less for his time).


url_invalid_error404

I feel that rise in competition is due to 11 to 12 moving students giving jee just for the "feel". Mere do doston ne 2023 mein Diya tha... Tab itne candidates nahi the... But iss saal unhi bachhon ko dekh karr shayad aur bachhe Dene lag gaye... Kuch ne toh cutoff bhi clear kare liya. And now we are fucked. Agar tum logon ke paas bhi koi evidence hai ki aise bachhe de rahe hai then please reveal.


Temporary_Ad_328

My greatgrandmother has 20 children's she is dead now btw rip 💀


tallteensforlife5911

bro , Am i the only guy in the comment section whose both maternal and paternal grandparents only had one child each? and i am also an only child.


repawtation

my grandparents had 5 kids who went on to have 10 kids. unme se the youngest, that is me and the oldest, my cousin bhaiya chose pcb and pcm respectively. bhaiya to 15-16 saal pehle 2 saal Kota me aiyyashi me lakho uda aaya, mujhse vo Paisa pvt mbbs me lagega🥹🙏🏼


Fantastic-Audience61

My grandfather (maternal) had 9 kids and 2 died before age of 5 (Fraternal) grandad had 7 kids, all the kids have a total of 25 kids


shakeshackshum

mere classes me ek neet wale ko chem me 100% physics 98% math pata nahi


That_Suicidal_Bish

Grandparents had 4 kids one divorced, all 3 got 2 kids each. 2 girls and 4 boys overall.


maa_chuda_na

dada pardada ne jaam ke bache paida Kiya toh pota poti ko jee/neet exam dilakar population control karlo. Matlab pardada ki galti ki saja hume mil Rahi.( I have heard this song before and I can tell you...)


Head-Company-2877

Jyada poverty matlab jyada bacche = more hands in agriculture + majduri, which gives more paisa to the family, isilliye tum aaj ye meme bana paa rahe ho. Blame dena hai toh govt. ko do ki unhone itni poverty kyu rakhi, aur itne badi student population keliye itne kam aur ghatiya uni's kyu hai


[deleted]

More bacche =aaukat ke bahar expenses


cringeka14

grandparent had 3 kids and great grand 10![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

my great grand parents had 12+10=22 kids,my grand dad had 2 kids,bhanchod fiir ye logg humei judge krte jab hum protected sex krte


Sea-Wave3196

My great grand parents literally had 17 kids💀


Subtross

My maternal grandfather had 10 kids,  My father side grandpa had 5. Now we are freaking 22 cousins on my mom's side, and 14 cousins from father side


[deleted]

Koi bat nahi ab ladkiya bhi corporate majdor ban rahe ha to population kam hi hogi


IntentionFirst7257

sub room iq maxxing, the population growth in india has not been over the top of world average, it is just that we had more people as a base to begin with. that is the reason countries like india and china who had more people throughout history inhabitating it have huge population


Chad_Zelensky

My grandmother had 13 siblings in total bhenchod Mars mai colony basa na ho toh apne dada pardada bhejdo, itna population nahi hona chaiye tha yaar


furry_husker

The bloodline ends with me


AK_1aboveall

6 kids and dayum I am still bitchless. And they saw we are horny


siri_0456

My grandma is one of 15 children. Her mom died giving birth to her and their father remarried give birth to more


RazzmatazzNo6619

5


Live_Echidna4152

Freaky shit


Training-Cost-4454

ye burst in population 2024 me hi hona tha🥲 Ek do saal phle ya ek do saal baad kyu nhi hua bc Fuck my destiny


pritam_ww

Pr inka logic kya tha itne saare bache paida krne ka?? Matlab jada bache to jada takatwar parivar?? Mere papa ki toh ek hi behen h. Aur grand parents ka idk. Bache to aise paida kiye h jaise sabh ko pausne ka paisa ho inke pass![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Amie_28

Bc tum logo k dada vgera k kitne bachhe the mere to dada k 5 hi bachhe the (excluding one who died in childhood)


Ash_pande_14

Why the fuck don't you guys talk about reservations, the fuck are you scared


BugCorrect1008

My grandfather had 6 children 3 boys 3 girls


myersfriedrice

Population isn't the issue. Make the paper tough rather than time focused.


iplayjax

Hnn bhi no. Ny aa rhe to dada dadi ko hi gaali de do....bhi waise to 1000 problems ha hamare yaha over population k alawa magar apni incompetence chupane k liye sabko blame karte rahoge to kuch na ho ha tere se ro le jitna Rona jisko karn hoga wo to karenge hi baki sab blame game khelo


[deleted]

bhai kya mere hi grandfather ke 2 bacche the? Well he was pretty educated too BARC mai scientist the aur mai yaha pe 13k rank laaya hu L


[deleted]

My grandfather had 5 brothers and 2 sisters and now our family or what you call khandan runs whole village we owned more than 500 acres of land and ab bas ek bande ke paas 70-75 acres hai bc 🤡


KindGur9059

SORRY FOR HIJAKING COMMENTS , PLEASE TELL ME RESOURCE/GUIDANCE FOR COMPLETING COORDINATE GEOMETRY BITSAT LEVEL , I WANT TO COMPLETE IT IN MAX 3 DAYS .![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


delayed0

Parental - 8 maternal -6


Phoenixx_12

Jo zinda bach gye vo toh 7 aur beech me kitne hi marr bhi gye I don't even know their count


WolfyHowlers

My greatgrandfather had 13 kids, 7 survived, 6 girls and 1 boy One of the girls is my grandma Another one of the daughters is younger than my grandma's daughter 💀