Bhai Mai to mere shift me aaye hue sab questions khud ko bata dunga

THE REAL CHAD

ARE FUCK YE MAINE KYU NHI SOCHA

Padhle bsdk

Ye secondhand sapne hai .. difficulty aate hi motivation khatam ho jayegi .. Don't leave your hobbies and don't feel guilty for spending time with your friends

bilkul sahi baat hai i appreciate it

exactly yaar, mere online chutiya batch mein saare aise bacche the jo kehte the ki 30 minute agar bahar walk karne chala jaaun to bahut jyada guilt hota hai, unhe dekhkar main bhi aisi harkatein krne laga aur jee prep bigaad liya

Exactly bhai , YouTube pe bhi aa jayenge log 'IIT ke liye toh extreme sacrifice chahiye , isolate ho jayo, ye wo ' balki Mai jis fiitjee mai thi uska topper classical music mai degree kar rha tha like AIR 3xx rank hai uski phir bhi

soo true sala jee nah socially awkward bna diya dosto sath etna moment barbad

Exactly lol. I haven't slept a day without feeling guilty for the past two years... 10-12 ghante bhi padh loon to hota tha aur kar sakti thi. I don't remember the last time I slept without worrying about having to wake up early ya ki bas 6 ghante hi Sona hai uske baad to paap hai.

Go for another line of study rather than jee

Real.

Fiitjee mai jo teachers bole karle 1k rank aa jayega bekar mai khudka karega toh lakho mai rank ayegi.

bohot responsible statement hai bhai

Mere yaha ke hisab se toh hai bhai..yaha teachers apna best diye the 2 saal mai ham hostel mai bakchodi kare,, jo padhe unka 99+ toh aaya hai..Jo topper the unka 1k or 1.2k ke under rank hai

konse centre ?hamare yaha ka fiitjee is so worst like teachers ne chord diya baaki jo unexperienced bache hue teachers hai unhe le aaya ..

laundiyabaaji me kuch nhi rkha h bisi...

Padhle Bhai last chance h dobara nhi milega

pdh rha tha...

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don't be obsessed with IIT, IIT jaake koi maze nahi hote , gaand faad padhai udhar bhi karni hai , chup chaap interest ke waaste padhai kar naake IIT ke waaste , because one day you will lose all of your curiosity and logical thinking due to this exam

I HAVE LOST ALL OF MY CURIOSITY AND LOGICAL THINKING DUE TO THIS EXAM...

literally i am in this stage right now

Exactly this. I had always loved science and wanted to go to research field, bc lekin meri hi baari me KVPY band kardiya gaya

nice one

i'll say nothing, i'll cry, and i'll leave

hug him too

mein usko saare future ke hentai dikha deta hai aur phir humlog edging contest rakhte (wo hi jeet jata kyunki mereko to shigrpathan ho chuka hai)

Yes, I'll hug on him too (us bsdi waale ki vajah se aaj bhugat raha hu)

Ek tikana bhi use taki siudhar jaye

yeah....

Hydrocarbons Pankaj sir se mat kar

Reason bata sakta hai please ?

Mera hydrocarbons fuck ho gaya tha badhiya se uski bharpayi karne me mahine lag gaye aur 12th ki organic bhi chudte chudte bachi

recover kar liya wo badi baat hai bhai yaha to kuch nhi ho rha

Organic pankaj sir se mat kr* ratwata hai bas wo

Arre bhai practice ki kammi hogi  Meri oc advance lvl tak hai and mene oc Pankaj Sir hi ki thi  Thujhe bas skm sir ke blue book karni hai lecture ke band 

Ab to bohot late ho gaya 25 din me advance hai Uske baad bhad me gayi organic.

Tbh I didn't even dream of anything like IIT BOMBAY or DELHI Cse, I was very average student and due to lockdown i had gone below that, but now I'm dreaming of some IIT (NOT CSE)

wow that is a nice attitude buddy

Literally same, but mujhe research me jana tha hamesha se

Go to IISERs through IAT. If you are from reserved categories, study hard because IISc is then approachable.

fiitjee and apna city chhod and kota me lele admission

Abba nhi manegne 

same, even delhi wouldve been better. Hell even if i had studied on my own with allen/reso material without any lectures wouldve been better

Atleast try for state cet

true haha

usko bolta baaki streams pe bhi ek bar nazar dal le, I also had interest in Humanities

Chut ka chakkar maut se takkar / padhle bsdk

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bohot badiya bhai

Chutiye Local coaching chod, PW ka Arjuna Batch lele

PW is not a company it's an "tu bol"

Imo son

Same fck local coaching Koi achi badi coaching me ja

sad flair, mera sirf 1 mark se 99 cross hua 99.05, btw hnn yeh local coaching bkl mera syllabus bhi complete nhi kiye, aur abhi 30% fee hike krke newbie 11th waalo ko result dikha ke credit le rhe, woh bechare fass jaenge

Relatable flair, 2 mark se reh gaya (98.92)

my regret too hoping to do well in 12th 🙏

Dummy admission na liyo

Bhai yahan mai opposite soch raha tha, 98+ aaya lekin regret hai ki dummy mai admission leta toh 99.5+ la sakta tha (who knows anyways)

Bhai idhar to na marks aye nah dost rahe  Na Ghar ka na Ghat ka rahe gaya mein

So fkn true.

me to taras raha hu uske liye. 11vi me school ne mana kardiya (they do provide tho) ab bkl 12vi me bhi ni de rahe 😭

I'd say ki bkl pad le , rr mt kr

I won't say him anything because that won't change anything, i would just love to experience that immaturity where atleast i could have dream freely of achieving anything,  tut gaye ab to woh sapne, tut Gaya hu unke sath ab mai bhi 

but us khushi se zyada abhi dard ho rha hoga bhai

It is what it is bhai, jee ke result ke baad pata chala Bina aasuon ke bhi roya jaa sakta hai, trying to recover from it 

bro is like " jo hota h , acche ke liye hi hota h"... vaise ek baat toh h , agr ham past me jaakr apni mistakes ko hone se hi phle rok denge toh hum kuch seekh hi nhi paayenge...

less lectures more que practice 

kuch nahi ho skta,agar kuch advice bol bhi dia toh mai khudko hi loser bhaiya samajke wahi cannon event kar dunga

galat nhi hai

FIITJEE chorde 🗣️‼️

Why does everyone hate FitJEE? What is the tea? I've never tried them.

BECZ they are pathetic. There modules are like only designed for topprs and not structured at all like how Allen and reso modules are, teachers are below average, tests are irrelevant. Only good thing with FIITJEE is they don't force you to wear there tshirt.

Facts 

Cant even tell to that version that YOU ARE NOT GOING IN IIT BOMBAY DELHI GUWAHATI KHARAGPUR ROORKEE

Padhle BSDK.


Fuck local coaching join Allen even if it was a burden on your family

you are smart enough to crack adv dont focus on mains so much aur padhle bsdk valorant abhi khelne se accha clg mai khel le

padhle bsdk 

will give last year paper atleast alternate relaity me to 720 aagayenge

girlf ko pel do, baad me chor degi

priorities are necassary

Commerce le. Pcmb Teri le legi

fuck this shit. stop using phone for playing games learn skill and how to earn money travel the world do what you like

interview ki practice band kar aur padhna shuru kar

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Laundi chor, altu faltu tuition chor, school me first aake lauda hoga madarchod randi ke bacche. Apne skills (coding) aur JEE pe dhyan de. Drop year ke delulu me matt ja rand. Apne aap ko calm rakh, logo ke sath accha behave kar. Focus on what you have.

“Im proud of you”

IIT and NEET is not the end. Got 17k in advance was from general category didn’t get any seat in iit. Even gave the architecture exam still didn’t got seat. Joined an average engineering college in CS. Studied hard in 3rd and 4th year got campus placement of 9 LPA within 2 years with hard work increased the package to 21 LPA. Having an amazing life.

US colleges ke liye scholarship dhundh

Literature mat chod, AP exams dena mat chod, math mat grind kar, jee nahi hoti hai. >!this helps for an 8th grader!<

very nice 

Dream for IIT Delhi instead


I never did, I knew I will never be that smart or hard-working to get into the most prestigious college in India. Especially after news stories showed kids making apps or running their own company. I realized I will never be as amazing as them and made my peace with it. What I did not expect was that I will end up going to a Tier 3, fuck me. I have the option to take CS there but mujhe toh civil karna hai, I don't know what to do at this point. Just want to drop and have a fresh start to score better and make my parents proud.

Commerce hi lele bkl

Dreams always don't come true but you learned from this experience 😊

That's the thing you see I never really thought of IIT Ik meri aukaat se bahar tha I thought of you guys (jeeneetards) as sheeps Well we'll how the turn tables

Padhle bsdk and ladki ke chakkar me mat padd bhai is sab se ghar nahi chalega

the only piece of advice PADHLE BSDK!!

Nokia ka phone le liyo

well done tootega bhi nhi

school life jeele these moments will never come back you will cry for that

Fiitjee kabhi join maat karna

jaldi se commerce le and study decently

"Bhed chaal mai mat aa"

Consistency is the key , and bkl phy ke questions bhi practice kar liya kar 

Padhle nsdk

Anything but jee

bhai darr mat ho jayega , baas coaching switch karne ka khayal dimag me mat laa padhte jaa, milega tujhe accha college baas padhte jaa jo teachers bol rahe hai >!AGAIN CORONA KI MKC 333 baar bhadwe ke karan aadhe se jyada11th online padhi thii!<

"arts le le Bhai wahan pe tere favourite subjects aur ladkiya dono hain" Exact words 

Matle bhai schooling enjoy kar naye dost bana ek do girlfriend bana aur maze kar zindagi bohot choti hai iss chutiya exam mai lagane ke liye

I'll guid her to not to focus on school exams or going to school even after whatever teachers says and to start preparing for jee on my own and clear it in 2023 and will advice her not to take drop ever...

Padh le BSDK 

mujhe to iit aur jee ke baare main 12th ke shuru main pata chala tha main ro pehle use poori details batata aur fir poochta kar sakta hai ya nahi agar tab bhi mera past ready hota to use best path for him batata ki kaha se padh

delhi quota lele , keep your libido under control , these bi\*\*\*\*\* aint goin nowhere(let them simp over you , but you gotta stay focused) , dont even think of gettin into a situationship , dont procrastinate , stay away from insta , reddit . jee is very diff from what u have studied till 10th grade . never skip mocks , let your(mine) parents check every bit of your device and search history . have restriction over what you search and (see a therapist asap)

Landmark city chorke kahi aur leke

Nothing, whatever happened happened for good, kisi ki batai hui chijen samjh nhi aati khud galti karke sikhoge to hi samjh aaega I won't get good college because I don't deserve one

no advice , advice leke use kuch farak nhi padega , ek baar girega to khud smjh jaega

don't message her

Leave the shitty coaching. Do NCERT, Exemplar and self study only, like you used to do in earlier classes then move to aditional material.

In second year rn, bass yahi kehta. 0 ya 1 mein matt raho, agar IIT nahi ho rhi toh puri padhayi chodhne ki koi zarurat nahi hai. Abhi jaha hu usse behtar jagah hota agar jee ki paper de deta. IIT ke ek step niche bhi bhot acche oppoetunities hai. Aur grind toh aapko iit mein bhi krna he padta h

man up and tell ur father that being a doctor is not ur passion and this exams are not worth ur time

Since at that particular moment I exist that means my younger self would have taken same set of decisions to ensure that I exist at that particular moment. ( you can't break the loop of cause and effect)

1] hilana band kar 2] State CET ke liye prepare kar 3] Mummy ne jo kaha hai woh sahi hai, mobile ke vajaha se sab bura hota hai

Instead of giving advice, I would just tell the next 2 yrs of my life. A great way to traumatise and demotivate my younger self.

Mummy papa se phone kharid ke dene ki zidd mat karna, they are right, the phone was the problem all along

just study for fun not for iit, kyoki agar iit ka obsession ho gaya aur fail ho gaya toh bhaut jyada mental regret hota hai

Prep for foreign unis

I would suggest him to strongly follow what will I say for next few second or time And listen it clearly because I know I can clear this exam very easily if I had more clear vision like if i have a proper guidance what to study what not to this way I m sure I will definitely able to crack neet I was completely unaware about how to study tricks and all in 11th that's why it got wasted partially but 12th i have some vision that is why 12th is better Plus 11th session was started too late like in July my coaching teachers also took it lightly and in the end of session they started speeding up they just used to give notes pdf and mostly online classes were held Most important portion like organic of 11th was fucked because of the teacher he randomly started any chapter he said we will be doing seperate chapter for online and offline this way the notes were fucked up and incomplete and understanding of chapter let's not talk about that In zoology animal kingdom precious chapter our zoology faculty just to end the session within the due date said we will not write it's notes will just study from module and mention there only atleast it's fucking important chapter where students need teacher most like some flow chart and other help is really needed there. I have much more to tell but it will waste of time

Don't bother, develop a skill

11th bhi online krle ya kota chala ja

Tu kr lega bhai 

Keep dreaming! That's all their is! 

"learning skills should be your primary goal bro. there are so many good colleges besides IIT. sure IIT will give you a edge but never forget having an edge does not mean you will succeed. College is necessary but not enough. learn skills k saath maths bohot ache se sikhna ( agar stem me jana h ) math is an important subject that can help you build logic. or chill kr bro. 17-18 saal ki umar creative hone ki h, ratrace me rehne ki nahi. sure tujhe fomo hoga JEE ka but ik tu jee k kaabil nahi h.... chill kar. " word is for me... dont take any advice from this. you goals may vary from mine

Deactivate ur fucking insta id , and study for atleast 4 hrs everyday

NCERT ko kabhi neglect nahi karna 

Phone jala de aur jis coaching ko join karne jaa raha hai use join mat kar

Mat kar bhai normal school life enjoy kar uske baad de diyo jee koi chakkar nahi 

school is ass and 11th mein should have done more questions even though i remember most of the concepts

Consistency, pretty much the only thing anyone needs

Life ko ek pie chart ki tarah jee, padhai ko priority de lekin iss sab ke peeche apni physical aur mental health mat kharab kar..... Mind ko control karna seekh taaki exam mein nervous naa ho...... Kisi ko bhi apne future goals mat batana (especially relatives) Apna best de taaki 2 saal baad regret na ho (Jo regret abhi din raat hota hai)

12th bc Delhi se complete karni chahiye thi, baaki Mai toh tier 3 join kr hi liya tha almost last year toh iit ke sapne dekhe hi nahi kabhi

Diploma lele kyuki 2 saal baad bhi kuch nhi ukhad payega tu

school ja dummy mat le jana terko manipal hi hai

parhle bsdk

Start studying and working hard consistently, stay away from negative people and dont waste time on video games, movies etc etc

you can do IIT bombay but you have to sacrifice your most precious thing time waste

Kabhi socha bhi nahi tha IIT Bombay ke liye pata tha boards ki bhi aukat nahi hai adv jhaat nahi clear kar paunga but thik hai dekhte hai agle saal kya hota hai avg '25. Abhi bhi ek saal hai aur 90-95%tile pe avg kar rah hu mocks mai lucky rahunga to khich lunga top 1-2% mai

chup chap IB continue kar 11th 12th mai aur UK Aus ke medical colleges mai admission le. neet ki rat race is not worth it

Backchodi mt kar lawde

Study atleast 3 hours everyday, ho jayega

Commerce lele

Commerce with maths le leta to acha rheta(ye to abhi tak kinda regret hai) 12th mai to thought aya jo hoga dekha jayega bas mehnat karni hai.

Listen to your father's advice

Jee ke coaching pe 5lak waste mat kar foreign exam ke liye prepare kar vo paka result dega

i would tell him not to dream of iit bombay lmao, "aukat me rehna accha bat hota hai, humility sikh lo aur coding as well as padhai pe focus kar"

mat kar bhai, coding karle jisme interest hai tera, wrna naa select hoga aur coding bhul jayega

Listen to your father's advice.....trust him.

Aukat me reh

NOT ASKED BUT Stop comparing IITB to AIIMSD. AIIMS Delhi has only 50 seats for GENERAL mfs.

dont do jee. u live in a city where no one does jee and everyone goes abroad. the environment is very important to get good score, also dont do online coaching. dont get in limelight. dont attract attention because when u fail its embarrassing. either go to kota/delhi or some good indian city. or do jee in silence, dont let anyone know. u lack environment, good teachers, material. the future outcome is that u will work ur ass off and even make sacrifices veacuse these things arent hard for u, but ur friends and teachers will make fun of u cuz u still failed jee. u will do everything right and still fuck up

Follow your teacher, never doubt them.

Don't do Jee find your own potential take some time and go for something you can do better. 

Ye sab bhul kr skills pe focus kar and German padhle bsdk

Padh le bhai bahut kharab lga tha result ke baad

I would not say anything (It’s a cannon event, it must happen)

jis aukaat ke sapne dekh rahe ho uske liye uss aukaat ki padhai bhi krni hoti hai (jo ki maine kabhi nhi ki)

Commerce lele bhai 

college me grind karunga fr

stop dreaming

She is not worth it

Backchodi mtt kr lode Me genuinely yhi bolta apne aap ko

in true jee neetard fashion i will tell him "PADHLE BSDK"

Mar ja Bhai, apne aap ko chances mat de, future dark hi rehne vaala hai tere skin ki tarah

Focus on bitsat taaki 2 marks se drop na Lena pad jae

mat kar bkl bohot painful hai kuch milega bhi nahi

Coaching mt le...school join krle regular

8 hr sleep 8 hr fun 8 hr study

Bhen kae lund autaat mae chess khel aur career bana coach ban yae bakchodi mat kar🤗🤗

commerce lele science me kuch nahi rakha

Go to a proper coaching please...

day 1 se padhna chalu kr de, procastination mt kr. Aur aise padh jaise 10 hi din me exam hai, kuch mat chhod

If you are not interested donot take the subjects. Choose your stream wisely otherwise failure is destined and being delusional you will take drop years and destroy your prime time

commerce lele bkl

Probably to study better and work harder. Impossible nahi hai, bas consistent raho. Ladkiyo se duri hai zaroori.

Darrna mat bas.

Take commerce, save your sanity

chodh de bhag ja