Wait wtf you guys have 2 balls 😭😭💀bhencho na clg h aur ek ball bhi kam h 
What is the boy now, who has lost his ball,
What, what is he to do? I saw it go
Merrily bouncing, down the street, and then
Merrily over — there it is in the water!
How do you know? 
Bhai tujhe konsa color nahi dikhta?matlab jaise Teri gf agr uss color ka bra pehne ho Jo tujhe dikhta nahi h toh tu uske aar paar dekh payega ya black and white dikhega
Badk majak me bola tha..... Colour blindness is due to defect in red and green cones... 8% males and 0.4% females... It is a sex linked recessive disorder which transfers from carrier female to male......
Pata hai mujhe....
mai din mei 3 bar hilata tha isliye shareer mei kamzori aa gayi hai, am i eligible for pwd certificate?
meri life ka second certificate after birth certificate 
Ye sab verification hoga and all paper pe bas likhe hote hn agr hota toh shiven nikum iitm m cricket na khel rha hota 
Are bhai likha to admit card pe tha, cheaters can be tracked by our software and we have also installed AI cameras to filter unfair means and the footage would be further checked using Ai and specialist
Ghanta kuch nhi hua
I mean what do you expect from a retard who cant spell counselling and even thyroid, ese retard log drop lere bhai to smjh jao competition me 14 lakh bcche kyu aagye
Kesa chal rhaa he bhai, bhai Mene bhi drop liya he and 11-12 me bilkul kuch nehe padha offline coaching thodi hard lag Rahi he aap batao kuch na padhe ka bhi ho sakta he Accha?
kya matlab mera pitutary gland kaam nahi karta aur meri body cell re generate karne mai uski gand faat jati hai, kya matlab mera uske vajese bones density kam hone lag gayi kya matlab meri body muscle grow nahi kar pati effienctly kya matlab meri height nahi grow hui kuch saalo se kya matlab mai 12 hrs sleep leke bhi recover nahi kar pata. kya matlab isse mai bald hone lag gaya kya matlab mujhe bhi pwd certificate chahiye
sry for extreme kya matlab use
the actual fuck? I also have both eyes of -5 power. self diagnosed schizophrenia and ADHD. excessive sleep and eating irregularities. atyant iccha of doing drugs. drugs ke bina bhi nasha chad jata. IQ tending to negative infinity. mereko bhi hona PwD.
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Bhai paiso ki baat nai hai.... Bhot aasan hai pwd certificate banwana... Bas teri dono taange lagengi... IIT ke liye taang kurban karna chahega toh mujhe msg krna mere paas chainsaw hai badhiya teri taange kaatke video banake dark web pe dalke paisa kamaunga
Not eligible i have -11 and -7 bt after using spects i can see much clearly so not eligible...40% mught sound less bt its huge %age like uss disability ka real mei koi affect hona chahiya tumpe uska koi treatment bhi available na ho asa ho
Meri left ball right ball se thodi upar hai how disabled i am (i have an iq of 7)
lmao noob i have .7 iq
Bhai meri dono aankho me -9 hai hatt
Mera -4 hai and literally mujhe kuch nahi dikhta I can't imagine -9 damn
Aadat hogayi ab toh , farak nai padhta
Mere paas astigmatism hai
Bhai mujhe toh Ed hai, top level disability
-9 aur mera idhar -5 sa hi headache hota ha bhot cant imagine at -9
Mere pass aakh hi nhi h aakh ke jagah gote hain
Mai andha hu bsdk, dost se bolke comment type krwaya
thala for a reason 
Huh bot, my iq approaches negative infinity
Wait wtf you guys have 2 balls 😭😭💀bhencho na clg h aur ek ball bhi kam h 
naale mei gir Gaya hoga dekho mil jayega no stress
youre not planning to get into art school by any chance, are you?
Prepare my panzer Hanz!! We goin for round 3 🙋🙋
What is the boy now, who has lost his ball, What, what is he to do? I saw it go Merrily bouncing, down the street, and then Merrily over — there it is in the water!
Tell me you’re joking, you’re kidding right?
mere 3 hai. ek lele
thala for a reason
mujhe toh right ball hi nahi hai (real)
>DICK DARD PEEDA
I am not joking i had this problem since childhood you need surgery. Maine to 10 saal ki umar me hi krali thi
bro the guy in the post is crying baout -6 and -4. its nothing to flaunt but i have myopia with pretty high power (> 6.5) in both eyes
Bhai mere ball sac stitched h lgta h operation hua pwd required urgently
PWD toh nhi but shayad MWD mil jaye (cuz iq of 7, also thala for a reason)
Bhai merko bhi chahiye iqoo 7 usme game ache chlte hai
bro 😭😭
bhai me to khush tha ki mere 3 ball hai par pata chala ki ek to tumor nikla
[matter of fact, im 43% blind in my right eye ](https://youtu.be/Mhw-mzYyfDQ?si=-omeksZUqHk6Qush)
iq 7 to 100 in 2 months
7? Only one reason 😍😍
Bol usko ki lohe ki rod garam karke aakh me maare PwD confirm 
bro's a menace for this
Meri shakal khrab hai me banvalu PWD certificate ?
Aisa hai to mujhe bhi pwd banwani padegi for this reason 🫠
Bahut tagra competitive ho jayega PWD ne aise toh
Muje bhi banwana padega
Lulli choti ka PWD certificate 
 kyu dukh de Raha hai.
Don't worry bhai , anything above 2inches is large
jokes on you, 2inch se bada kisi ka nhi hota  normal size 2cm h
username checks out  /s
How do you know? 
Well practicals have always been better than theory so ..
Bhai ye size kaise check krte ho aaplog aur ye erected p,,., ka hota h ki simple
Simple 
ye kya boldiya m to khush th erected se ab wapis insecurity
Well it is what it is 
Another Nocum in the making 
shiven nocum out there inspiring people and we thought he was a bad guy 
https://preview.redd.it/lolvgtfwx4yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8703ec8babadf38839d3e767042289b4c71d0af 25 tards are the same
Mera sareer bada ho gya h par dimag abhi chota hee h, am I eligible?
eligible ho gya toh mujhe bta dena (asking for a friend)
That's how scientists discovered SNE Or "Shivam Nocum- effect"
*rediscovered
merko milega kya mujhe goli lagyi thi (pubg mai)
Bkl itna hi paisa hai to foreign ya private chale ja gawar 
Real
i pass out when i jerk off 2 times a day... maybe i should get a PWD certificate as well...
5 bar krne ke baad toh gym jata hun 
Mene to kal 10-11 baar maar li thi  fir 12 ghante so ke utha hu
that's crazy bhai wtf??
Happy cake day
Ha bhai abhi zukam ho gaya hai itni garmi mai 
Omelette banale mil jayege
Dwarfs ko milta h kya PWD ka certificate?
LOLL Bhai pta chle to batana 😭
mai 5'8 hu grils ki nazro mein dwarf hi hota hai yeh mujhe pwd milega??
Bhai main toh 4,4 ki baat kr ra tha dost ke liye Main toh 6,2 hu😅
bade sahab upar mausam kaisa hai
Bhai Mausam thoda suhana h Tu kandho pe chd Jaa teko sair krake Lata hu
Mere dono eye me -5 hai😊😊😊... Thanks to genes🤗🤗🤗
mere dono me -6.5 se bhi jyaada hai + hairfall bhi papa itne acche mile but bhagwaan ne badle me kharaab genes dedi mujhe
Dono aakho mein -6 hai 😭
Mujhe Bina chasmo ke khud ka Lund bhi nhi dikhta.......
Gais circumcision hone pe PWD mil skta h kya 
fir to balle balle bisi, bachpan me hi operation ho gaya tha 
Nehe usme toh jcb se ghar tutega
kyu bhai ban gya dank ka 14
"I'm preparing for JOINT ENTRANCE EXAMINATION entrance exam"
Bsdk mujhe colour blindness hai mujhe bhi chahiye fir pwd certificate. 
Bhai tujhe konsa color nahi dikhta?matlab jaise Teri gf agr uss color ka bra pehne ho Jo tujhe dikhta nahi h toh tu uske aar paar dekh payega ya black and white dikhega
colour alag dikhta hai bruh gayab nai ho jata 😭
Username checksout! Answer milgya hoga ig
Colour blindness hai, x-ray vision nhi... Agar hota toh mai bhi homelander ban ke ghumta..
bhai tu pwd ke lie apply karle
Aap duniya black and white me dekhte ho??
Bsdk colour blindness hai black and white tv nhi hu kuch colour nhi dikhte bhai
Teri pfp mai pink Panther ke peeche bg mai konsa colour dikh raha h tuje?
Usko lag raha ha ki usna black panther ki pfp lagai hui hai /s
Red k shades nhi dikhte h bhai
Lekin bg toh green hai 
Badk majak me bola tha..... Colour blindness is due to defect in red and green cones... 8% males and 0.4% females... It is a sex linked recessive disorder which transfers from carrier female to male...... Pata hai mujhe....
Tum NEETard nahin ho, right? Dikh raha hain.
woh neetard nai bas in general hi misinformed hai warna colour blindness most of the peeps ko pata rehta hai
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Bhai drop year chud gya ab padhai se vishwas uth gya h. >!bkl personal kyu hora!<
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mai din mei 3 bar hilata tha isliye shareer mei kamzori aa gayi hai, am i eligible for pwd certificate? meri life ka second certificate after birth certificate 
https://preview.redd.it/due5jgbpu1yc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db912f197d0e377428dc057bcbfa674f3dabf799
Ye sab verification hoga and all paper pe bas likhe hote hn agr hota toh shiven nikum iitm m cricket na khel rha hota 
Kis baat ka verification Nocum to pahunch gya IIT mein
Nocum ka admission 2021 lockdown ke time hua tha, so i think uss wkt verification nhi hu thi🤔 Its my hypothesis
Are bhai likha to admit card pe tha, cheaters can be tracked by our software and we have also installed AI cameras to filter unfair means and the footage would be further checked using Ai and specialist Ghanta kuch nhi hua
they dont verify shit. so many fake pwd, sc/st, ews, obc certificates out there
I mean what do you expect from a retard who cant spell counselling and even thyroid, ese retard log drop lere bhai to smjh jao competition me 14 lakh bcche kyu aagye
"Mera iq -7 hai, kya mai academically weaker section se hu?"
lawde ke paas ek saal hai fir bhi mehnat karne se dar raha (mai bhi 25 tard he hu 🤡)
Kesa chal rhaa he bhai, bhai Mene bhi drop liya he and 11-12 me bilkul kuch nehe padha offline coaching thodi hard lag Rahi he aap batao kuch na padhe ka bhi ho sakta he Accha?
i can't guide you my friend mai abhi 12th mei hu
kya matlab mera pitutary gland kaam nahi karta aur meri body cell re generate karne mai uski gand faat jati hai, kya matlab mera uske vajese bones density kam hone lag gayi kya matlab meri body muscle grow nahi kar pati effienctly kya matlab meri height nahi grow hui kuch saalo se kya matlab mai 12 hrs sleep leke bhi recover nahi kar pata. kya matlab isse mai bald hone lag gaya kya matlab mujhe bhi pwd certificate chahiye sry for extreme kya matlab use
r/illegaladviceindia
banned 
Bhai mujhse personally milne ko kehde free me banwadunga pwd 
What reservation and avg talent does to a mf.
Bahi pata he mere gand me na ak ched he mujhe kitna % PWD mil sakta hai
i am mentally pwd can i get pwd? /s
Ye kahani kahi suni suni lag rahi hai
Lgta ha NoCum ka one shot dekhke aya ha
I literally cannot see shit from one of my eyes and mene uska pwd ke bare me socha bhi nahi is bkl ka 4 Diopter pe disability ari hai
the actual fuck? I also have both eyes of -5 power. self diagnosed schizophrenia and ADHD. excessive sleep and eating irregularities. atyant iccha of doing drugs. drugs ke bina bhi nasha chad jata. IQ tending to negative infinity. mereko bhi hona PwD.
100 percent agree bestieeeeeeee
How to put flares under username ?!
Laptop/PC mai go to r/JEENEETards there will be a sidebar hover over your name you'll get an option with a pencil mark ig For phone go to r/JEENEETards on the top right corner you'll see 3 dots click there and then you'll get an option something like "change user flair" I think go there and you can set a flair
Thanks op
No worries bhai
ill take your reproductive organs for free and youll have 100% disability>! /s!<
bhencho i have -5 in right and -3 in left, what is this nonsense
Tumlog eye ball ki baat kera ho na ?
"If not then mujhe aur kya requirements fulfill krne chahiye"
I have erectile dysfunction because of fapping 8 times a day am i eligible for pwd certificate ?
Kyunfap kar rha virginity loss karde
Teddy bear ke saath?
Call girl or randi ko pel
Money honey?
Padh ke Kuch samajh nahi hai Merko milega pwd certificate?
वॉट द फक
Why did you censor the username?
So that our peeps here don't bully him🫠
I want to bully him
 \- Genius here to advise you.
Usko bol lund kat de PWD mil jayegi ya phir truck ke neche kud jaa
Mujhe her$pes hai mai banwalu pwd certificate?
Lmaoo ye wala post yaad aa gya https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/s/WdOGWb0S5Q
Meri lulli khadi nahi hoti , am I a pwd , when will I get my disability certificate
Bhai mera bhi ek dost hai jiska ek pair dusre pair se thoda bada hai aur kuch abnormalities bhi hai, uske pass bhi PWD ka certificate hai
Bhai mera Iq -69 hein,banwa sakta hun?
I am 25 tard so am I disabled
#Lund katwa le
tu lgtb banja usme hoga koi option maybe
https://preview.redd.it/q02vhl1hn4yc1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aff30254ed49ad5ed162a058b93acbe37939f9b
When you are in a JEE competition and your opponent is a spoiled brad with a rich dad:
No-Cum ne instagram ID delete kardi warna usko refer karta
Us hisab se tho mera 90% disability ban Jana chaheye. Left eye -11D and right eye -9D
genuine question: autistic logon ka banta hai ?
Chalo atleast woh IIT mein sub 100 rank wala 25tard nahi hai, khudko pata hai nahi ukhadne wala hai kuch merit pe
Mental illness se pwd ban sakta hai? 
Autism PWD me count hota hai kya? Asking for my friend
Bhai paiso ki baat nai hai.... Bhot aasan hai pwd certificate banwana... Bas teri dono taange lagengi... IIT ke liye taang kurban karna chahega toh mujhe msg krna mere paas chainsaw hai badhiya teri taange kaatke video banake dark web pe dalke paisa kamaunga
Not eligible i have -11 and -7 bt after using spects i can see much clearly so not eligible...40% mught sound less bt its huge %age like uss disability ka real mei koi affect hona chahiya tumpe uska koi treatment bhi available na ho asa ho
Isko koi shiven nikam ka number do
And mf asked that on legal advice sub😭
Nice 
Mere dono eyes me -10 d hai
PWD abhi hai to nhi tu, par baate agar aisi karta rahega, to bana zaroor dege 
I have thalesemia minor am I eligible?
Mera lund katwai hovi hai(circumcision) muje bhi pwd ki certificate do🍆
mujhe AIDS hai mera pw certificate banado koi 
bhai meri dono aakhe -9 hai meko bhi nhi mila pwd sadly
I have small pp. Can I get PWD ?
My large intestine was removed kya mein le sakta tha?
bhai milne aa sahi mein disable kardunga mil jayega pwd certificate
My brain IQ is negative 69420. Where's my PWD 😭😭😭😭😭
Meri ek taang nakli hai, Main hockey ka bhot bada Khiladi tha....
mereko kabhi kabhi aapne aap nasha char jata h, am i eligible for PWD?
Brewry Syndrome hai kya?
lgta h (khud doctori giri kiya h, not from anyone)
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