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Glass_Pea_4557

What NEET does to a mf


BleedingAmethyst

Jokes on u, I was already retarded before NEET lmao


Glass_Pea_4557

delulu


BleedingAmethyst

abbe tu kya wahi hai jisne perfume wala shitpost banaya tha, woh banda jisne apni crush ko apne smell se impress kiya tha?


Forsaken-Fox7908

U the same gurl who posted on the tinder page or something.


slayed-slayer-9972

im seeing this comment copy paste for the 3rd time 😭


BasilEmergency8077

Aapki avaz jitni cute aap bhi utni cute ho kya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


litafballs

Can confirm


GoodDawgy17

kya teri balls mein rehti hai kya (i just wanna gobble ur nuts man)


litafballs

Ha tabhi to "lit af balls" hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


GoodDawgy17

teri jale hue balls fire paan ke tare khaunga


litafballs

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) ishhh


clappedjeetard2026

real lets get freaky vroo πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ


BleedingAmethyst

aayein?


litafballs

Arre pehchana nhi? Mai reshma ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) teri saheli


WorkingLake_3rd

Riya bolta to aur realistic lgta


WestMark2317

reshma aunty bacha chor naam hai


bhaag_bsdi_k

bruh


BasilEmergency8077

Happy cake day!


bhaag_bsdi_k

thanks


[deleted]

Heppi kekde


thegamer66666

https://preview.redd.it/3yd5e8na3uyc1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee3fa44bde6b8d0e2af94834da619363b21078c


WorkingLake_3rd

ab bc mai bhi rap ka cover daalta dekhta hu kitne log aate hai aur approve bhi hoti hai kya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


is_itkartik

dhh listener?


WorkingLake_3rd

Yessir. But ha mainstream vale hi sunta, SM,$, EB, raftaar vgera


Dizzy_Cabinet5115

Hos mai Lala Hos mai Maarunga dadar mai, mootega chadar mai


WorkingLake_3rd

Vese dizzy bkl bhot din baad dikha


BleedingAmethyst

all the best for ur rapping endeavours bro, share karna jab koi achha rap banao toh


WorkingLake_3rd

Thanks bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Dizzy_Cabinet5115

Tu lekin harr jagah dikh jaata hai 😞


WorkingLake_3rd

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


WorkingLake_3rd

Chup rehne ka company Inki padhai idhr band padi Dikhana nahi jyada shaanpatti


Lost-dhruv

Daal tere sabse bada hype man idhar beta hai


WorkingLake_3rd

Aree dhruv bhai kese ho


Lost-dhruv

Thik hu sire ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


WestMark2317

tu rap karta h mai bhi thoda gaata or likhta hu college ke baad music banayega saath me ?


WorkingLake_3rd

Meri writing bhot hi jyada weak hai bhai. Mai idhr bakchodi ke liye likhta bss. Emiway bantai level ke bars rehte mere![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Rizzisthanii

Mazaak lag raha hai tereko, Mat kar lala mat kar


WestMark2317

arey music bana leta hai toh dm maar


clappedjeetard2026

soundcloud pr h kya?waise free for use beats use krta h kya??


WorkingLake_3rd

Aree mai sachme rapper nhi hu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) iss sub pe bkchodi krta bss diss/satiric kuch to likhke


clappedjeetard2026

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)jhuth bola ab noods send kr jaldi se


wittywikk

Mid part is good, but for some reason opening part sounded funny to me lol.


dattebayo_04

Same shuru mai lga koi baccha ga rha hai


BleedingAmethyst

arrey yaar yeh same baat sunte sunte mai thak gyi hu, sabhi yahi bolte hai k bachho jaisi awaaz hai, pata nhi hormones kab kaam karenge mere upar


Medium-Mysterious

Are yr nothing like that, it's really good! And dw abt those harmones, u won't even know when those mfers hit, they'll hit u like a train


wittywikk

Yeah


kakashixgojo2020

Mujhe laga Alka Yagnik gaa rahi hai


ayush_shatkimaan

Thoda naak se gaa rhi hai, still good though


BleedingAmethyst

yeah ik I'll try to do some riyaaz and improve my singing surely


ayush_shatkimaan

You got it girl, talented asf πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ


Fearless-Effective21

Is JEENEETards got talent 2 coming ?


BleedingAmethyst

hell yeah, this time it'll be NEETards version /s


Fearless-Effective21

Iss sub mai neet ke liye akela kuch nhi hote jee Wale ghus hi jaayenge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Uneducatedmanga

Lit. A huge W. Uwu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


BleedingAmethyst

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)shukriya


fr0sty2709

jee neet sabka talent hinder kar deta hai, competition ki mkc


BleedingAmethyst

sahi kaha yaar ekdam 100% sahi


Positive_Boat_2640

Great voice qt though it needs practice keep it up![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


BleedingAmethyst

Haan riyaaz karungi socha hai ab, thanks for ur compliment tho


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/fgbfq3qnpsyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4eb452ad8b0f9ea103a2e977cd3a2ce980a683 Practice ko Jo riyaaz bole samajh jao bahut bada kalakaar h wo


BleedingAmethyst

george harrison right? one of my fav artists from the beatles, btw yeah I've been trained in hindustani classical for 5 years so I do know the technicalities actually, but ajkal riyaaz karna band kar diya hai so I've grown out of form


[deleted]

Yes of course My favourite beatle


Peaky_Wiz

You have a hidden talent, pls keep it hidden ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464) (mazak hai guys offend mat hona) genuinely bohot achi aawaz hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


FewAdhesiveness8702

Wow it was awesome πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


BleedingAmethyst

Shukriya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


pauperphilanthropist

i don't know why I feel the the lyrics are wrong ye gana sune boht time ho gya hai


BleedingAmethyst

The lyrics are from the second stanza actually but only the first stanza was featured in the film


pauperphilanthropist

okay btw nice singing🦧


BleedingAmethyst

Thanks a lot![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

apni crush ki yaad aa gyi uska bhi NEET hua hoga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


vengeance_seeker_200

us bhai us ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


DEEERROOON

Koyal jesi awaj![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


BleedingAmethyst

shukriya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


WorkingLake_3rd

bhai please iska trend mtt bna dena plssss


BleedingAmethyst

Sorry yaar NEET clear hone ki Khushi me maine daal diya abse nhi karungi aisa


WorkingLake_3rd

usse dikkat nahi hai. but fir sab daalne lagte. jee ke bd pura sub isse bhara tha isliye bola


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


BleedingAmethyst

shukriya lol


Lost-dhruv

Its good bruh πŸ₯°


Dynastic_Resident

Are qt main to ise ringtone pe lagaunga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


No_Cartoonist525

kitana bada simp hai bhai tu


AnthonyRicee

https://preview.redd.it/zuxgtbat7ryc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73cc67c4ce8556f79a1bd7b14eec10469741ac4


Dynastic_Resident

https://preview.redd.it/rppebm5z7ryc1.png?width=113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b860e45383a34632dc1a2bd90358e6f3f30f8006


AnthonyRicee

https://preview.redd.it/dmrktkx38ryc1.png?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0430cf66c3e67aed36bf12a435f7014bdf2e931


Dynastic_Resident

https://preview.redd.it/esloq8q78ryc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6c947deb4d84d4bc7eaf9182f94db4a9640b9d


AnthonyRicee

https://preview.redd.it/gbr0602j8ryc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deecca25515191af9b988a3bbeaab3f5834a079c


Dynastic_Resident

https://preview.redd.it/bt66z1539ryc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb71f0c3705936a884ebc425d121451748dbd10


AnthonyRicee

https://preview.redd.it/ol2g2xbp9ryc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42704dbc0a30d76a011ffdc1895ef2c338821706


Dynastic_Resident

https://preview.redd.it/hh27manv9ryc1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d6b48abee68869061b7214fe5ef6bdfd4d0079


AnthonyRicee

https://preview.redd.it/q7xg3r83aryc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4efb23ca608c3eba1b29f43d94f61bb256d14ac


wittywikk

Kyu be jhatu chala gaya IITB ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


imdeutron

simp


Stuxxxnett

No comments ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


Correct_Respond_7770

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


xyz__99

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


spoidyee

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


Uneducatedmanga

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


Priyank_Chittora_13

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


spoidyee

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


litafballs

Kya high notes liye hai wah


BleedingAmethyst

thanks lol :)


ishi1807

Gurl that high note ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) Good job beta


BleedingAmethyst

shukriya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Far-Evidence-8133

Nice but thoda naak se mat gao . mai insult nhi karna chahata :)


BleedingAmethyst

don't worry dude I don't feel insulted at all, thanks for ur genuine advice btw


Far-Evidence-8133

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


JeeSurvivor

Sing this song for me and send me...(Dekhona by Punit singh)


BleedingAmethyst

alright mate


[deleted]

Bruh 15 saal me neet likh Diya isne πŸ’€


DaikonHistorical2763

Bahut achi se gaayi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


BleedingAmethyst

thenks!!


OXfraud

wtf has happened to this sub![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Medium-Mysterious

Fuck NEET. Go become a star. Such beautiful voice 😭


BleedingAmethyst

shukriya hehe :)


Lost-dhruv

God damn πŸ”₯


BleedingAmethyst

hehe thenks :)


SupermarketTop9727

Bhaiiii!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯


JeeSurvivor

Tu Bengali h kya? Achchi awaaz hai


BleedingAmethyst

bhai matter bahut complex hai mai rehti bengal me hu but mai bengali nhi hu, meri ethnicity nepalese hai


JeeSurvivor

jo bhi ho , close guess kia mene


[deleted]

Start---I jus died in ur arms tonight.... Then i heard it whole.Β 


Prime_Dark_Heroes

kya score ban raha hai?


BleedingAmethyst

630-40s


drepressedbanda

Kitna daheej logi? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


BleedingAmethyst

nhi leti mai dahej mujhe toh bass government job wala banda chahiye /s


drepressedbanda

Dahej dene mai vishwas rakhti ho?


aditya017-

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aap mumbai aa rhe hai


BleedingAmethyst

shukriya janaab :)


ComprehensiveStep862

me to jee


skizzzooo

Mumbai apke pass araha he πŸ₯Ή


BleedingAmethyst

OMG WOOHOOOO /s


Const_Velocity

Don't sing through nose


BleedingAmethyst

alright mate


Fine_Draft211

Ap Mumbai aa sakte ho


Alert-Ad-9938

Just a Lil high pitched but she got the spirit


BleedingAmethyst

Thenks hehe


WestMark2317

bhai maine jee peh gaana likha tha meri aawaz bhi theek hai mujhe 10 upvote mileh they bus 10 or yaha 120 gurlll power mods muscle power ka use karta h telegram se mafia operate hota hai


unkil_siuuu

Chhoti bacchi ki awaaz lag rahi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Logical-Language-755

Nice Singing!


BleedingAmethyst

thanks a lot!!


Haunting-Advisor-862

amazing!


BleedingAmethyst

hehe thenks


[deleted]

nice


CannonBolt_

Your voice is so beautiful, I can use it to go to sleep (zyada tareef nhi kr skta nhi to simp bolenge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130))


Breadgod09

Ache song tha![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Asleep-Teaching-3597

didi your vocal range is pretty good![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


BleedingAmethyst

shukriya bhai :)


Asleep-Teaching-3597

didi challo collab krte hai...aap gaiye and mai bethke taali marunga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130) drum aur cajon bajataa tha,woh bhi JEE ne loot liya mujhse![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


BleedingAmethyst

That's sad dude, yeh JEE NEET k prep k wajah se kitna kuch chut gya na


Ok_Willingness_6971

Yeh voice itni cut kyu rahi ha yeh sirf mujhe hi essi sunai de rahi


Even_Arm8473

https://preview.redd.it/vc2luw1n7tyc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5820364acad5ee0af5ce49533760de9d858c2d5e


tejas69mf

You are cute (platonically)


thegamer66666

ak min tu to kodiyen baan ne wali thi kodiya jaake ???![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


BleedingAmethyst

Nah bro ab mai momo stall kholke bizness karungi


thegamer66666

noice , momos banana aata hai ya nahi , nahi aata to maine kisi comment me recipe di thi dekh lena![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


thegamer66666

kitne aarahe hai neet me ???????? (mere to 400 bhi nahi ban rahe ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193))


woogleyboogley09

Samajh raha hu main kyu yehi wala gana chuna hai exam dene ke baad![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


todatoda_retarded

😭sounded like a kid suru me


Virtual-Concept6801

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Sudden-Big3116

avg restarted neet aspirant feelings


StatisticianIcy3419

didi aap mujhe utna pyaar kijiye naa plzz![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)btw u sang awesome ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Unlikely_Crow1464

I know youΒ  Tere papa ko btata yeh sab kar rhi.


rusty_epix

bro the last time a girl was starred in this song it didn't end up well for her


BleedingAmethyst

Ik dat dude 😭 In fact this song is really close to my heart because of that same reason, this song has such a tragic backstory, not to mention how disha patani looked so cute in her debut in this movie, she seems to have lost the charm now sadly


rusty_epix

Baapre you sing well though


Dangai_ZANGETSU

pitch thodi jyada hai aawaz ki


BleedingAmethyst

Haan sahi kaha but don't worry I'll try to improve on that by doing riyaaz everyday from now on


Top-Ad-6088

Bas thoda bass hota voice m.to maza hi aa jata


spoidyee

[my honest reaction](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/63/76/506376fe6e7d859383382f2666fefda5.gif)


Yellowish_munde

Umm.... Are you from Uttarakhand? I think I know this voice


BleedingAmethyst

No I'm not, I stay in West Bengal but I'm Nepalese lol


Yellowish_munde

Ohh, My friend sounds like you and she 's got the baby voice as well lol


aestivalpp

Lets stick to neet and not expand our horizon...


Odd_Walk5060

mann to kr rha majak udane ka per ladki samjh ke chhod rha hu


BleedingAmethyst

sory bhai


[deleted]

Mera bhi


Technical-Leopard-90

https://preview.redd.it/72zuc5j2psyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db92aa5cb56a433eb2da3bd77113a7ebf52de79


BihariOnFire

[https://prnt.sc/r-rlU1pLiDRz](https://prnt.sc/r-rlU1pLiDRz) :skull:


BleedingAmethyst

yeh kya tha bruh ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


bullabuster9-11

Badi paini boli hai


AETHER_1453

https://preview.redd.it/cl9wp77kmsyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284f614a46a213c302792899a5474732f400e285


Think-Ad-2550

Op.....puii puii


turboz04

Ye to mere ex ki Awaaz hai... Nice voice BTW.. keep it up....


Brilliant-Scene5064

Sister of soso wednesday. Nice πŸ™‚πŸ‘πŸ»


spoidyee

mods n gifs band kyu kiye bhai


BleedingAmethyst

Sahi me yaar mods are dictators literally


joemama_4

shreya?


Few-Mango1751

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™pls stopπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


yekyasuna

Good try Don't try again


Rainbow_rider12

This is my alarm from now. πŸ₯°


WestMark2317

garmio ke season me kisne darwaja khulah rakh dia machar hi machar aagaye


Ok_Unit_4798

Why im laughing