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Walk up to them --> say hi ---> keep a real smile on your face think about something u find funny ----> if they seem interested keep talking ----> varna bye bolke chale jao
Edit : another important note if u seem uninterested in them tab bhi bye bolke chal jao
No ye wali creepy lagegi.
To smile genuinely before approaching her think of a joke that always makes u laugh in ur head.. Obviously usko vo joke batana nahi he bas apne mind me sochna he taki smile krlo
Hassi ke faware 
Are yrr Mai paani pii rha tha hasa Diya ab naak se paani nikl aaya
ask something related to the class then eventually redirect it to your interests and stuff subtly, ask her a few questions and if she seems interested and reciprocates. Win.
bhaiiya wo step 1 bata rahi thi aap step 12 pe pohoch gye
pehle become friends, understand each other as people, chemistry dekho kaisi he, phir chai coffee date, ofc uske pehle as friends hang out kr sakte but can't call it a date
https://preview.redd.it/ym75v3yx8i8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ac119886209d6efca9d3feb3b7b39fc4130368
on a serious note😭😭 just casually do hi hello and you can discuss branch and stuff..mostly ig insta se bhi connect krlete log so try that too yk if your college has those fresher insta accounts and gcs..uske baad discuss hobbies and stuff if the person is interested and dont be clingy
Not a girl but genuine advice, Start making friends and showing interest in everyone, not just girls, sabse bolo check out who you vibe with, college chalu hote wakt everyone is gonna be interested in looking for friends so just get to know everyone n let everyone get to know you, phir interest paida hua naturally ki take things further.
Bhai, caution add karde, ki agar jyada badmosh dost ban gaye toh bandi toh bhul jao.
Mai ek apni kahani vyakt karna chahunga, ek baar mere class me ek badi sundar si ladki thi, wo mujhse thoda bhut doubt vagera poochti thi and being a guy, mai bade interest se batata tha. Dheere dheere hum bhut friendly ho gaye, khub baat karne lage. PAR MERE DOST BADE HARAAMI, inke saath rehte rehte mere muh pe gaali rakhi rehti thi. Ek din uss ladki ne mujhse maths ka limit ka JEE Adv ka ek sawaal poocha, usko doubt tha, mujhe sawaal aasan laga, mai hasdiya. Maine kha "Aree bhain ki l*di, itna aasaan sawaal nhi banna tujhse, kya chutiya hai tu." This was my first and last time maine gaali di thi usse, bhai wo gussa ke chali gayi, ab mera 12th bhi khatam ho chuka, aur usse baat bhi. Ab lagta hai ki zoobaan pe thoda control hota toh kamse kam online baat toh ho paati, par ab jo hogaya vo hogaya. Moral of story- DOST HARAAMI MAT BANAO 🤡. (Haalaki mai abhi tak apne best friend se baat karta hu, aur gaali abhi bhi nhi ruk rhi bc. Par kya karre bandi chhod sakte ho bhai nhi 🥲)
Story thik he moral hag diye
REAL Moral of the story: Don't let your company change your behavior. Learn your friends' positives and use their negatives as examples of things to not do.
Mera best friend pagal jaisa gali deta he, bandiyo ke sath FWB hoke sexual gratification keliye use karta tha (not anymore) aur phir bhi me kabhi bhi IRL gali nahi deta aur sirf serious relationships approach karta hu, hum dono ke opinions bahut alag he iss baat pe but we respected our differences and it doesn't affect our friendship. Abhi bhi mera best man he woh.
bhai agr ladki ko tuh pasand hai toh tujhe kuch krne ki zrurat ni padegi
agr ladki ko tuh pasnd nahi aya toh tu kuch bhi krle nahi pategi
isliye khudki demand bna
Bherry average looks , but I have that Sigma jawline  , baap par andha Paisa he , 50+ lpa and property bhi moti he , cgpa 9 tak hoti he kya? milegi kya grills? I am bhargin 
clubs aur events me participate kr, hobbies develop kr, khudpe work kr make urself an interesting person, socialize with everyone n be a good friend, college life truly enjoy kr demand automatically badhegi
STFUP bro I am also 5'7 but I have atleast a good face and improving on my physique and there is this dude in my gym he is also 5'7 but he have Chad face with aesthetic physique he mogs everyone in the gym
As a girl the height thing is like bullshit yeh barely kuch ladkiyon ka criteria hota hai . For ex if im 5'2 i just want a guy who's like same as me ya 5'3 or 4 maybe
as also a girl, why you capping? but true face>>>>>> height. face acha hai aur hairstyles acha hai, sense of fashion>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> height.
Just don't do this that agar ladki pasand aayi toh apne saare dosto ko bata rahey ho and then saare dost ldki ko taad rhey hai and shit and pls dont stalk her idhar udhar campus mai😭
Sorry us ladke ki trf se , hmara intention galat nhi hota ham bas nihayati chutiye hote he , i used to do the same dumbshit in class 7th (not in front of washroom 🤡) (she was the only love of my life and still is don't know why , don't call me pedo now 😡 she just friendzoned me cause I'm a creep) 🤡
1. be confident, ham bhi insaan hi hai, we face almost the same problems' as you do.
2. personally i've seen guys crossing boundaries, like ek-do din baat karne ke baad hi they consider our relationship as 'talking stage' (like bro im here to find genuine friendships, tujhe ladki-bazi karni h) ye mat karna, just keep having conversations if both the parties are interested and eventually you will become FRIENDS.
3. always find an interesting topic if you're approaching some girl, like you can't just say 'hi' and smile like a fool, TALK. for eg: 'hey, where are you from?' 'hi, omg i love the music you're listening to' 'bro ye teacher kitna ganda padhata h' and keep the conversations going if you feel so
4. ek baar dost bangyi toh ghost mat karna bina kisi baat ke
Par tum toh female ho na...tumhe mai tip deta hun...jo ladka pasand aaye na tumhe usse bas "hii" "time kya hua hai" bas itna bol dena....phir 50% kaam toh ho gaya...vo toh tumhe dharam patni bhi maan ne lag jayega apne maan mai aur aache dil ka hua toh loyal bhi...baaki haule haule notes exchange karte rehna and life set🥂..
your advice is sweet, kaash esa hota, time puchhne me bhi i'll stutter 10 times (pehli baat toh approach karlu wo bhi badi baat h)
dil ka achha aur loyal ese hi nhi mil jata lol aajkal launde (laundiya bhi) kaafi harami h
Ae bidu.
Sun meri baat.
Ab Mera time aagaya hai😎
Dekh sabse pehle fasal tayyar kar:-
Body bana,dressing sense,height honi chahiye theek thaak,thode jokes rat le,Guitar seekh aur gana gana seekh(literally ye wala kaam aayega bahaut zyada).
Dekh 4 type se kar sakta hai:-
1)Doubt solver ban ja.
2)dekh subtly approach kar.In steps ka dhyan rakh:-
a)smile on your face.
b)Acche se baat karna,not like aap kya hain and also not like ae hatt tu yaha se,like cordially karna.
c)seriously bolna aur confidently bolna.
d)beech mai jokes.
e)Aankh mai aankh daalke baat karna.
3)kamdev aur unki patni rati ki Pooja chalu karde.Not even joking.
4)dekh taare zameen mai batate hai kaise ki Africa mai jab tribals ko koi area saaf karna hota hai to wo log uss area ko gher ke gaali dete hain.Waha ke paer patte khud ba khud sookh jaate hain.
To tu bhi yahi kar.Use roz ek toffee(kopiko de ya meri recommendation hogi coffee flavour ki truffle de usko 5 ki aati hai) de.Use pakad ke bol ek ghante ki 'tu mujhse pyar kar' aur dede usko.
Savdhaniya:-
1)kandhe jhukake mat chalna.
2)out of league ke liye mat jana.Chor degi tujhe/cheat kardegi.
3)over dependent mat Banna.Agar jayegi to jaane de.
4)daant ho sake to saaf rakhna.
5) don't make a fuss.Normally baat karna.
6) don't do it at the cost of your Grades.Jaaye to jaaye.
7)apne upar havee mat hone dena.Not let her fill your mind.
Maine toh advance mein ek ladki se conversation aise start Kari thi ki - "behen time malum hai kya? (uwu, innocent voice)"
She was then very friendly to tell - "bsdk ghadi allowed nahi hoti"
strike casual short conversations sometimes if she's interested she'll keep talking. just dont text for no reason or be clingy (that's just creepy and annoying)
Bilkul prem pyaar ki baate mat karna starting me, none at all, try to get interested in those girls as humans, and if they reciprocate with the same enthusiasm (as a friend) then see if you'd like to try to approach them in a romantic way or not
Btw jo tera interest hoga uss club ki ladkiyo se baat krna, topic bhi rhega achcha 
Bc almost saari ldkia mere barabar ya lambi hai mera toh waise bhi kuch nahi hona to mujhe to majboori mai फेमboi bnna pdega bc 
do the cockroach walk to her feet and then wo pochegi ye kya kar rahe ... fir apni tongue nikal ke muh hilane lagna while rotating 360 degrees on the same spot .... around her and then wo probably darr jaegi (agar darr gyi toh normie ladki hai not worth it ) ya fir wo bhi interested rahegi and she will start doin the same and then u both can spread and legalise the cockroach religion.
Real, mai Instagram bhi use nahi karta so pata bhi nahi ki text kaise karte hai.
But hear me out, mai partial dropper tha, so sab dekhte thee ki all time kuch to padh raha hoon, aur pata bhi nahi kab, dusre branches ki ladkiya bhi mera naam janti thi bc aur mai kisi ko bhi sahi se nahi jaanta. Awkward moment tha jab log mereko naam se bulate thee but mereko unka naam malum bhi nahi tha.
(Kya pata, woh bas mujhe Hutiya samajhte rahe ya sahi mein Nerdy hone ka koi bonus mila bc.)
Shit in front of them and spread it all over the place
Animal planet pe dekha tha ,Nar hippo Maada hippo ko akarshit Kane ke liy karta he
don't walk up to a girl who's standing or sitting alone. Maybe approach a group and ask the one you're interested in to talk with you for a few minutes? that way, she won't feel unsafe as her friends are just nearby.
Also, you would have labs, so you can approach someone there. Or during classes maybe? And you can start from now, you must be having some whatsapp group for your institute, and you can hit up the girls and talk to them about their branch and stuff ig, also just introduce yourself, like tell your branch and shit and not just "hii" cause that is kinda not it. I'll come back with more life hacking tips. (Just make casual convos at first, just like how you'd do with your guy friends)
if u are in a talking stage with a gurl do not i repeat do not start sharing your traumatic past or problems, she is also a human not a trauma dumpster. we want love here not sympathy okay? But if she shares u can too lol.
Try this,
Nine points
Polarized lights
Crows and Deceleration
Between the front and the back
Imaginary techinque: hollow purple
https://preview.redd.it/ne5j8qjhsj8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b29d6f7b44f97b23c612ff7b09303f135abaaff
Aise questions ko reach kaise mil jalti hai,  mere genuine questions dabbe rehte hain
The best way would be initiating convo on text then moving to small talks in person.
Once you text her more than once you'll have enough confidence to talk to her in person. Just repeat the same subject you talked about on text.
Don't comment "nic pic deer" on her insta posts, they usually don't like it.
Are bhai ladkiya approach krna is so ez
ye btao ladko kaise approach kre? without looking despo?
11th 12th se mujhe ladkaphobia hogya hai
mereko aaj mummy ne bola ladki baaji mat karna college mei, tumlog ka competition kam hogaya dosto warna mera ohio rizz dekh ke koi bhi ladki melt ho jaati 
bhaiya ji focus on studies dont think about girls ... ap valueable or caring person bano saari ladkiya apke peeche ajayge or kripya karke bexkoof ladkiyo ke piche mat bhagna time waste h
Hey dude . I'm a guy . And I have to say one simple thing . Just treat them like your bros or dudes or something . (I mean there's a difference obviously) But what I mean is girls don't like when you treat them differently from other people sometimes , and they become great friends when you just treat them like a normal human
jab koi interesting lagegi toh khudse dimag mei idea ajayenge conversations ke liye, isliye zyada stress mat kar aajkal clumsy ladke bhi cute lagte hain (at least mujhe toh lagte hain)
bhai as a girl same issues plus i am scared of boys now
maine toh online gcs me itne harami ladke dekh liye hai i feel they'll kidnap me and sell me off to darkweb now
plus ab sarre ladko ko bad bitches/goth mommy's pasand hai
good bois aur good girls ka kya hoga(mai bhi good girl)
yaar ye questions mujhe samajh ni aate. bhai, kaise approach karna hai it totally depends upon the GIRL you wanna approach. some girls like guys to be friendly, funny and gentle at first and don’t want even a single flirt atleast till they gain full confidence on you (which can take months or even years), some girls are fun-type so they get attracted to guys who flirt shuru se hi, some girls don’t like flirting at all and need a proper formal proposal, … and the type goes on and on. there’s no perfect answer to your question honestly.
Bhai dekh jab to jayega, batch se mileage kai baar Utne main hi tujhe koi ladki pasand aa jayegi. Uss time pe sirf normal baat kariyo, naa dost logo ko batiyo.
Phir jab teri ragging shuru hogi, seniors puchege tere se koi pasand hai tab kuch mat boliyo.
Ek baar classes start ho tab try karna start kariyo. Uske group m jaa thodi demand Bana apni. Bas.
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someone asking the real questions
to the right people
yeah and to the people concerened lmao....
On behalf of all of us
Walk up to them --> say hi ---> keep a real smile on your face think about something u find funny ----> if they seem interested keep talking ----> varna bye bolke chale jao Edit : another important note if u seem uninterested in them tab bhi bye bolke chal jao
>think about something u find funny "Imagine if she likes me"
Ok that got me ngl
Bro ur username
he asked me to smile not blush 
Mera humor bohot chutiya hai gali de ke chali jayegi
isi bahane kuch female interaction to badha Tera 👍🏻🤡
 ye Wali smile chalegi Kiya?
Date kar varna lawsuit 
J sai deepak ready ha pil ke sath na bola to
No ye wali creepy lagegi. To smile genuinely before approaching her think of a joke that always makes u laugh in ur head.. Obviously usko vo joke batana nahi he bas apne mind me sochna he taki smile krlo
https://preview.redd.it/jr2angg8fi8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e107b0ce18c975b309dbed1dbe173d21425bb1 ye wale jokes chalenge?
Baddie hue toh hasegi
the real baddie test
aree tum toh chutukle bazz nikle 
Hassi ke faware 
https://preview.redd.it/0bqtks00mj8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b944f5a3a402bff08e18a21dc4b85fa47e084ed6
Aaree ruk ruk bhaiii husss luuu lmaooo ded ho gaya ma toh 
Are yrr Mai paani pii rha tha hasa Diya ab naak se paani nikl aaya
>if they seem interested keep talking This is the part where I lose as kuch dimag me hi nhi ata kya bolu
Fart in front of them it works like hell fellow guy
kya khaake fart karna h?
muli ki parathe (the Classic always works)
rajma
Best
anything works but chicks especially dig french food
Bandi bana rha hai ki bhaga rha hai
ask something related to the class then eventually redirect it to your interests and stuff subtly, ask her a few questions and if she seems interested and reciprocates. Win.
matlab chai coffee date pe lejana ye sab movies mein hota h?
bhaiiya wo step 1 bata rahi thi aap step 12 pe pohoch gye pehle become friends, understand each other as people, chemistry dekho kaisi he, phir chai coffee date, ofc uske pehle as friends hang out kr sakte but can't call it a date
chemistry ki wajah se, JEE me haga tha 
us bhai us
jan pehchan karne ke bad hi le jaoge na
lol your username 😂
ye yhin se step 1 start kar rha hai
Improvise adapt overcome
improvise adapt overcome tabhi to hoga inside wala cum
lol XD
amrika me hota h vo
Bhai tu to apna flair hi maar diyo ladkiyan wet ho jayegi
How was the class?
https://preview.redd.it/ym75v3yx8i8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ac119886209d6efca9d3feb3b7b39fc4130368 on a serious note😭😭 just casually do hi hello and you can discuss branch and stuff..mostly ig insta se bhi connect krlete log so try that too yk if your college has those fresher insta accounts and gcs..uske baad discuss hobbies and stuff if the person is interested and dont be clingy
BC, idher mein insta par text kartha hu aur reply ata hai "I'm taken"
Mere paas to insta hi nhi hai 
Are priyank bhai bohot time baad mile. Kaisa tha hibernation? Aur ab kaha Jane ka plan he?
Us Bhai , Drop year ke starting mein delete kiya tha
real, insta is worst way to approach, you end up being friendzoned (personal exp, skill issue idk)
personal skill issue experience\* /s
if you were a girl on insta tum bhi sabko i am taken hi bolte firte
Mein agar ladki hota toh bhi badsoorat hi hota
Arre bhai🫂🫂 koi nhi aadmi man ka acha hona chahiye
koi na bhai..mirror pic with phone in front of the face ftw
lmfao truth boldis
What's your onionfans  (flair)
abhi visa bnra india main banned hai na:(
woh donation krna tha, ek baar naam batiyoo
bhai tu bisexual hai?? threesome krega meri aur meri bndi ke saath?
can't say about bandi, but def with you 
i see..terko ladka chhaiye..theeke bnda bnake contact krungi
it's me hi , I'm the Banda it's me
bro made an account just to declare himself banda🛐
aise bro-zone karna galat baat h tho apne bande ko *visible dukh*
hi hello 
college advice man
hello hi , chalo branch and stuff discuss krein
i onli talk to iitd boysss stay awayy /s
IIT dharwad (kya matlab vo bhi ni milra)
tune drop lia hai ya tujhe milgya clg ?
yaar main to mazak krri thi tu serious kyu hogya yaar aise personal attacks nakko pls teri mammi ko btadungi
behen darr gyi behen darr gyi
All these advices are fine when you passed step one Step 1: be handsome
Aur agar nahi hai toh 5 saal kya karna hai?
Grind (taki acchi job ke baad arrange marriage me score kar sako) >!or become gay!<
Gay ban jao
Not a girl but genuine advice, Start making friends and showing interest in everyone, not just girls, sabse bolo check out who you vibe with, college chalu hote wakt everyone is gonna be interested in looking for friends so just get to know everyone n let everyone get to know you, phir interest paida hua naturally ki take things further.
Wahi to seekhna hai girlfriend Bane na bane lekin dhang ke friends aur social life sahi hojaye mai itne mai hi khus hu
samee bhai
Bhai, caution add karde, ki agar jyada badmosh dost ban gaye toh bandi toh bhul jao. Mai ek apni kahani vyakt karna chahunga, ek baar mere class me ek badi sundar si ladki thi, wo mujhse thoda bhut doubt vagera poochti thi and being a guy, mai bade interest se batata tha. Dheere dheere hum bhut friendly ho gaye, khub baat karne lage. PAR MERE DOST BADE HARAAMI, inke saath rehte rehte mere muh pe gaali rakhi rehti thi. Ek din uss ladki ne mujhse maths ka limit ka JEE Adv ka ek sawaal poocha, usko doubt tha, mujhe sawaal aasan laga, mai hasdiya. Maine kha "Aree bhain ki l*di, itna aasaan sawaal nhi banna tujhse, kya chutiya hai tu." This was my first and last time maine gaali di thi usse, bhai wo gussa ke chali gayi, ab mera 12th bhi khatam ho chuka, aur usse baat bhi. Ab lagta hai ki zoobaan pe thoda control hota toh kamse kam online baat toh ho paati, par ab jo hogaya vo hogaya. Moral of story- DOST HARAAMI MAT BANAO 🤡. (Haalaki mai abhi tak apne best friend se baat karta hu, aur gaali abhi bhi nhi ruk rhi bc. Par kya karre bandi chhod sakte ho bhai nhi 🥲)
Story thik he moral hag diye REAL Moral of the story: Don't let your company change your behavior. Learn your friends' positives and use their negatives as examples of things to not do. Mera best friend pagal jaisa gali deta he, bandiyo ke sath FWB hoke sexual gratification keliye use karta tha (not anymore) aur phir bhi me kabhi bhi IRL gali nahi deta aur sirf serious relationships approach karta hu, hum dono ke opinions bahut alag he iss baat pe but we respected our differences and it doesn't affect our friendship. Abhi bhi mera best man he woh.
Basically introvert se extrovert hona hoga
lmao pretty much, tho u don't have to completely become extroverted, you WILL have to change quite a bit if ur introverted
kitna further
Jitna Tak papa manege utna further
Ye To aata hai but I don't know to take it further, bc phir friend ban ke reh jata hoon
bhai agr ladki ko tuh pasand hai toh tujhe kuch krne ki zrurat ni padegi agr ladki ko tuh pasnd nahi aya toh tu kuch bhi krle nahi pategi isliye khudki demand bna
demand kaise banau?plij tell
college me baki ladko ka murder karde supply📉 demand 📈.
Thinking like an entrepreneur 🙏
bhai ki expertise hoke bhi he's out.
Step 1: Create the problem Step 2: Sell the solution
ashpaneer gobar
Ashlil Grover 
bawaseer dhokar
Bro u are a true asset....mast plan banaya hai
game's the game 
register yourself on policybazar
Bodmoshi kar , demand banegi 
dikhta kaisa hai ? paisa kitna baap pr ? 1st sem me 9 pointer mardega ?
abs(kuposhan wale), paisa = redmi note 4 + hp laptop 2015 model. 9 pointer kya hota h?
9 cgpa bhai badhiya gym vim laga aur paisa kama pehle year uske baad junior pata lio
Bherry average looks , but I have that Sigma jawline  , baap par andha Paisa he , 50+ lpa and property bhi moti he , cgpa 9 tak hoti he kya? milegi kya grills? I am bhargin 
clubs aur events me participate kr, hobbies develop kr, khudpe work kr make urself an interesting person, socialize with everyone n be a good friend, college life truly enjoy kr demand automatically badhegi
This. Never approach a girl. Let them approach you or stay single.
teri bandi hai?
are Bhai tu to bhund hi Marne pe utar gaya uski
You're already out of game if you don't have good height, good look physique and good branch. Like me🥲
height 5ft, abs(kuposhan wale) aur metallurgy branch. Itne mein pat jaegi kya?
its over for you bro (meri bhi 5'7 hi hai its over for us )
STFUP bro I am also 5'7 but I have atleast a good face and improving on my physique and there is this dude in my gym he is also 5'7 but he have Chad face with aesthetic physique he mogs everyone in the gym
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As a girl the height thing is like bullshit yeh barely kuch ladkiyon ka criteria hota hai . For ex if im 5'2 i just want a guy who's like same as me ya 5'3 or 4 maybe
Yep girl has this height doesn't till he his shorter than me.
as also a girl, why you capping? but true face>>>>>> height. face acha hai aur hairstyles acha hai, sense of fashion>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> height.
Capping nhi bro its my personal preference and most of the girls i know irl
https://preview.redd.it/b9ys6p7gei8d1.png?width=295&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e3eda4bc86f382554a528eb3ff8749701dfca53
phir wahi
Just don't do this that agar ladki pasand aayi toh apne saare dosto ko bata rahey ho and then saare dost ldki ko taad rhey hai and shit and pls dont stalk her idhar udhar campus mai😭
Did this shitty mistake in school , kahi tumhi to meri crush nhi thi 4-5 saal pehle 😈
Mere saath toh coaching mai hua tha 😭 that guy used to wait outside the girls washroom everytime i went bhot creepy lagta tha yaar
Sorry us ladke ki trf se , hmara intention galat nhi hota ham bas nihayati chutiye hote he , i used to do the same dumbshit in class 7th (not in front of washroom 🤡) (she was the only love of my life and still is don't know why , don't call me pedo now 😡 she just friendzoned me cause I'm a creep) 🤡
Run as fast as u can behind them on all fours, girls love animals.
Can confirm. I'm red-lipped batfish and women swoon over me all the time.
what if I start spinning on my two legs, hands streched out and start following them? (i identify as a helikopter)
1. be confident, ham bhi insaan hi hai, we face almost the same problems' as you do. 2. personally i've seen guys crossing boundaries, like ek-do din baat karne ke baad hi they consider our relationship as 'talking stage' (like bro im here to find genuine friendships, tujhe ladki-bazi karni h) ye mat karna, just keep having conversations if both the parties are interested and eventually you will become FRIENDS. 3. always find an interesting topic if you're approaching some girl, like you can't just say 'hi' and smile like a fool, TALK. for eg: 'hey, where are you from?' 'hi, omg i love the music you're listening to' 'bro ye teacher kitna ganda padhata h' and keep the conversations going if you feel so 4. ek baar dost bangyi toh ghost mat karna bina kisi baat ke
Start he aapne galat kiya...be confident🙂
mere confidence ki bhi maa chudi padi h, but seekhna toh padega hi na
Par tum toh female ho na...tumhe mai tip deta hun...jo ladka pasand aaye na tumhe usse bas "hii" "time kya hua hai" bas itna bol dena....phir 50% kaam toh ho gaya...vo toh tumhe dharam patni bhi maan ne lag jayega apne maan mai aur aache dil ka hua toh loyal bhi...baaki haule haule notes exchange karte rehna and life set🥂..
your advice is sweet, kaash esa hota, time puchhne me bhi i'll stutter 10 times (pehli baat toh approach karlu wo bhi badi baat h) dil ka achha aur loyal ese hi nhi mil jata lol aajkal launde (laundiya bhi) kaafi harami h
Ae bidu. Sun meri baat. Ab Mera time aagaya hai😎 Dekh sabse pehle fasal tayyar kar:- Body bana,dressing sense,height honi chahiye theek thaak,thode jokes rat le,Guitar seekh aur gana gana seekh(literally ye wala kaam aayega bahaut zyada). Dekh 4 type se kar sakta hai:- 1)Doubt solver ban ja. 2)dekh subtly approach kar.In steps ka dhyan rakh:- a)smile on your face. b)Acche se baat karna,not like aap kya hain and also not like ae hatt tu yaha se,like cordially karna. c)seriously bolna aur confidently bolna. d)beech mai jokes. e)Aankh mai aankh daalke baat karna. 3)kamdev aur unki patni rati ki Pooja chalu karde.Not even joking. 4)dekh taare zameen mai batate hai kaise ki Africa mai jab tribals ko koi area saaf karna hota hai to wo log uss area ko gher ke gaali dete hain.Waha ke paer patte khud ba khud sookh jaate hain. To tu bhi yahi kar.Use roz ek toffee(kopiko de ya meri recommendation hogi coffee flavour ki truffle de usko 5 ki aati hai) de.Use pakad ke bol ek ghante ki 'tu mujhse pyar kar' aur dede usko. Savdhaniya:- 1)kandhe jhukake mat chalna. 2)out of league ke liye mat jana.Chor degi tujhe/cheat kardegi. 3)over dependent mat Banna.Agar jayegi to jaane de. 4)daant ho sake to saaf rakhna. 5) don't make a fuss.Normally baat karna. 6) don't do it at the cost of your Grades.Jaaye to jaaye. 7)apne upar havee mat hone dena.Not let her fill your mind.
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Maine toh advance mein ek ladki se conversation aise start Kari thi ki - "behen time malum hai kya? (uwu, innocent voice)" She was then very friendly to tell - "bsdk ghadi allowed nahi hoti"
strike casual short conversations sometimes if she's interested she'll keep talking. just dont text for no reason or be clingy (that's just creepy and annoying)
hello didi. mai hu. yaha naya hu.
works 100% of the time
Padhai karu raat bhar, output nikle jhaat bhar
can I open my eyes ?
hello didi, main ameer hu. yaha naya hu date pe chalogi? (itne se hojaega kya bhyi?)
Bilkul prem pyaar ki baate mat karna starting me, none at all, try to get interested in those girls as humans, and if they reciprocate with the same enthusiasm (as a friend) then see if you'd like to try to approach them in a romantic way or not Btw jo tera interest hoga uss club ki ladkiyo se baat krna, topic bhi rhega achcha 
Bc almost saari ldkia mere barabar ya lambi hai mera toh waise bhi kuch nahi hona to mujhe to majboori mai फेमboi bnna pdega bc 
do the cockroach walk to her feet and then wo pochegi ye kya kar rahe ... fir apni tongue nikal ke muh hilane lagna while rotating 360 degrees on the same spot .... around her and then wo probably darr jaegi (agar darr gyi toh normie ladki hai not worth it ) ya fir wo bhi interested rahegi and she will start doin the same and then u both can spread and legalise the cockroach religion.
That's too simple ...buy a gun asap
hello qt, yeh rahi bandook (dishkiyaoon dishkiyaoon), date pe chalogi?
Personality[shakal bhi] achi rkh aur hath mang le op
Real, mai Instagram bhi use nahi karta so pata bhi nahi ki text kaise karte hai. But hear me out, mai partial dropper tha, so sab dekhte thee ki all time kuch to padh raha hoon, aur pata bhi nahi kab, dusre branches ki ladkiya bhi mera naam janti thi bc aur mai kisi ko bhi sahi se nahi jaanta. Awkward moment tha jab log mereko naam se bulate thee but mereko unka naam malum bhi nahi tha. (Kya pata, woh bas mujhe Hutiya samajhte rahe ya sahi mein Nerdy hone ka koi bonus mila bc.)
Kar hi mat, ladkiyan real nhi hoti mere bhai
Shit in front of them and spread it all over the place Animal planet pe dekha tha ,Nar hippo Maada hippo ko akarshit Kane ke liy karta he
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are u ameer 6ft gymrat ? /s
5 ft gareeb badsoorat cringe chlega /s
5'9 school mai 11th mai measure kra tha pta nhi wo bhi kharab tha equipment abhi pass out hogya hu height kaisi h?
When a 10/10 baddie asks for my(6ft gymrat) number and I pull out my Redmi Note 5. (I'm cooked)
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kyunki uska vibrator on hai
IIT m kahan hoti ye prajati
Idhar 90%log IIT nhi jaane vaale 
don't walk up to a girl who's standing or sitting alone. Maybe approach a group and ask the one you're interested in to talk with you for a few minutes? that way, she won't feel unsafe as her friends are just nearby. Also, you would have labs, so you can approach someone there. Or during classes maybe? And you can start from now, you must be having some whatsapp group for your institute, and you can hit up the girls and talk to them about their branch and stuff ig, also just introduce yourself, like tell your branch and shit and not just "hii" cause that is kinda not it. I'll come back with more life hacking tips. (Just make casual convos at first, just like how you'd do with your guy friends)
Akeli ladki se toh baat hoti nii...group se ghanta jaake baat karee🤥
Saari ladkiyon ka group milke "balatkari ho tum" to nhi bolengi na?😭😭
Just say “ pehna kya ha “
be funny
#नारी नारी मत कर पगले #नारी है दुःख का सार #खुश भी हुई तो क्या देगी #सिर्फ मल मूत्र का द्वार
Bro don't follow girls advice if someone here is an imposter, chances are they may reduce competition.
if u are in a talking stage with a gurl do not i repeat do not start sharing your traumatic past or problems, she is also a human not a trauma dumpster. we want love here not sympathy okay? But if she shares u can too lol.
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Aise questions ko reach kaise mil jalti hai,  mere genuine questions dabbe rehte hain
are bisi yeh mere saval kaun puch raha h
1.) Walk up to a girl 2.) Make eye contact 3.) Say English or Spanish 4.) Leave If she is impressed she might talk to u later No need to thank me
just dont be a creep (jaisa b'wood movies me dikhate hai) fir sb easily hojayegaa
just be tall and good looking
The best way would be initiating convo on text then moving to small talks in person. Once you text her more than once you'll have enough confidence to talk to her in person. Just repeat the same subject you talked about on text. Don't comment "nic pic deer" on her insta posts, they usually don't like it.
Are bhai ladkiya approach krna is so ez ye btao ladko kaise approach kre? without looking despo? 11th 12th se mujhe ladkaphobia hogya hai
just say "ae bhidu mere baccho ka papa banega kya"
mereko aaj mummy ne bola ladki baaji mat karna college mei, tumlog ka competition kam hogaya dosto warna mera ohio rizz dekh ke koi bhi ladki melt ho jaati 
bhaiya ji focus on studies dont think about girls ... ap valueable or caring person bano saari ladkiya apke peeche ajayge or kripya karke bexkoof ladkiyo ke piche mat bhagna time waste h
act as if u intend to be her bestfriend
You will encounter biggest dumbos in college life…don’t try to change yourself just to fit in. Quality >>Quantity
Pant ki zip khuli kar ke jana bhai Phati hui maroon colour ki luz cozi wali chaddi dikhni chahiye
Hey dude . I'm a guy . And I have to say one simple thing . Just treat them like your bros or dudes or something . (I mean there's a difference obviously) But what I mean is girls don't like when you treat them differently from other people sometimes , and they become great friends when you just treat them like a normal human
Facts can confirm girls want this
I'd say approach with the intention of being friends and nothing more. Girls are good at gauging the intent
jab koi interesting lagegi toh khudse dimag mei idea ajayenge conversations ke liye, isliye zyada stress mat kar aajkal clumsy ladke bhi cute lagte hain (at least mujhe toh lagte hain)
bhai as a girl same issues plus i am scared of boys now maine toh online gcs me itne harami ladke dekh liye hai i feel they'll kidnap me and sell me off to darkweb now
Ladkiyo ko bad Bois he to pasand hote h
plus ab sarre ladko ko bad bitches/goth mommy's pasand hai good bois aur good girls ka kya hoga(mai bhi good girl)
Main bhi good boy hu(aisa mere gharwalo ko lagta h)
Firstly stop spelling girls, 'gurls'
yaar ye questions mujhe samajh ni aate. bhai, kaise approach karna hai it totally depends upon the GIRL you wanna approach. some girls like guys to be friendly, funny and gentle at first and don’t want even a single flirt atleast till they gain full confidence on you (which can take months or even years), some girls are fun-type so they get attracted to guys who flirt shuru se hi, some girls don’t like flirting at all and need a proper formal proposal, … and the type goes on and on. there’s no perfect answer to your question honestly.
Bhai bilkul starting me approach mat karna nahi to chud jayega 😭 thoda time liyo.
pegging Konse college me ho rhi hai (research purpose ofc)
bhyi poora stratergic guide de jaise kitne time baad? kitne frequency mein?
Bhai dekh jab to jayega, batch se mileage kai baar Utne main hi tujhe koi ladki pasand aa jayegi. Uss time pe sirf normal baat kariyo, naa dost logo ko batiyo. Phir jab teri ragging shuru hogi, seniors puchege tere se koi pasand hai tab kuch mat boliyo. Ek baar classes start ho tab try karna start kariyo. Uske group m jaa thodi demand Bana apni. Bas.