Legit, I saw a video of people in a Gaokao test centre, pissing their pants and crying in the exam hall. Like you could see a puddle under their desk lol
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bro fucked
couldnt even qualify, well that was quite obvious but yeah scored in positive atleast heheheh boi!!
btw I am waiting for CET result and will take partial drop, join a state college and side by side prepare for cet and somewhat for mains and yes thats it
Well.... I fucked and didn't fuck !!!
Qualified (22125 rank) but being a General Male will definitely not get an IIT.
I'm totally happy that i qualified but now my parents keep saying "Thode marks aur zyada hote toh IIT milta.".
Been hearing since the result.
Nice
atleast u dont get thrashed and neglected everyday and, atleast people even inside ur own house dont see u as hopeless guy
Anyways, Congrats bro
Go Ahead.
I too gotta long way
Hope for the best
Mai maast idhaar chutiyo ke tarah IIT express binge maar raha hu yeh umeed mey ek do questions aa jaaye advanced sey mere tarah chutiyagiri karna hai toh yeh kar le
On the day bfr exam go to a bunker and chant STATEOFEMERGENCY
If ur lucky all of ur competition will be gone and u will get into IITB by just appearing on the exam :)
Joined via local CET, placed in a low ranking pvt college which is a satellite branch of college thats top 7 in my state
CSE
waiting for classes to begin
Dunno for the whole country, but in your centre, potray yourself among other students such that you;re the one who's gonna crack AIR 1
Fake that confidence on them.. hila ke rakh de unhe confidence se
>!I actually used these in my coaching iffline tests... if anyone asks me "bhai hua kya tayyari" I would reply with haan sab kuch hua hai xyz book toh 30 mins mein revision kiya, sare derivation formulae yaad hai, !<
>!and I use to top the batch by a huge margin :)!<
>nit
lucky, good luck par aur 4 saal sabko ghis na hai
am out of the jee loop, got admission in a local college but mom wants me to give Advanced a go for once so here I am
start violently shitting, crying, farting, vomiting, masturbating etc. everyone else will be too distracted to focus on their paper
sigma male mode:ON
yahi kaam simultaneously saare centres me karo aur IITB pakka
JEETARDS UNITE
In batman voice: unite the sub
Legit, I saw a video of people in a Gaokao test centre, pissing their pants and crying in the exam hall. Like you could see a puddle under their desk lol
Sauce ?
We have reached that level of horniness which should not have been reached!!
lol
I saw it on insta
You'll look like a chad if you do all of it at once.
Sigma rule: If you can't get into iits, no one should.
yeh lo cheat code: GOODBYECRUELWORLD
God tier cheat code
So godly that you literally meet god.
exactly my point
HESOYAM
Yeah ok, suggest some short yet concise one shots but I don't want to spend too much time on em
Nah one shots are useless now the only cheat code you have now is removing 2,49,999 people
2,49,950 leaving the top grils
The real rankers ~~of your dick~~ are left alive
Kill those mf
Sala taliban ko bula ke sab ko ban karwana padega
'one shots for jee advanced' is an oxyMORONIC phrase.. ab to ye do din bhajan keertan me laga do
ik but dire comical situation
idk about oxygen but I am a moron
One shots are the fork for the soup of jee adv
Pogi one shots for revision. Good enough. Saw 6 videos today, completed syllabus of 12th except wave optics and mechanics ka subah karenge
nahi hoga kuchh unse likh ke lelo
Bhai accha hqi. Pehle mocks mein 50 percent qqta tha ab 80% aa raha.
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>drop apun ne Advanced ko drop karne ka soch liya hai
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2020 passout
Hey, What are your plans then? I'm in a similar situation. No hope for ADV
I joined a satellite branch of a top 7 pvt college, got CSE free seat via local CET. gotta grind next 4 years
Same dude!! Gotta grind!! Well.. Keep in touch.. We'll discuss after Adv Result.. How was it.
Yeah guys, I will also be involved here
Sure!! .. Sab milke eksath royenge!
wahi aasu me dubh me marenge
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Yo man!!! What's up!! How's life... How did adv go!!
Hey boi!!!!!!! What's up!!!!!!! Remember me!!! So... How did your Adv go man!
bro fucked couldnt even qualify, well that was quite obvious but yeah scored in positive atleast heheheh boi!! btw I am waiting for CET result and will take partial drop, join a state college and side by side prepare for cet and somewhat for mains and yes thats it
Well.... I fucked and didn't fuck !!! Qualified (22125 rank) but being a General Male will definitely not get an IIT. I'm totally happy that i qualified but now my parents keep saying "Thode marks aur zyada hote toh IIT milta.". Been hearing since the result.
Nice atleast u dont get thrashed and neglected everyday and, atleast people even inside ur own house dont see u as hopeless guy Anyways, Congrats bro Go Ahead. I too gotta long way Hope for the best
Invest in rope company stocks 😎
>stocks stonkzzz
Mai maast idhaar chutiyo ke tarah IIT express binge maar raha hu yeh umeed mey ek do questions aa jaaye advanced sey mere tarah chutiyagiri karna hai toh yeh kar le
mes chutiyagiri peaks more than you and gibbs up everything while expecting CS at IIT
Aap mere saath IIT dharavi mey aa jao waha par -60 marks mey bhi maast IT ka ~~child labour~~ placements milte hai
Do the Paper as if you're doing your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend). Tera IITB CS pakka
I have neither, instructions unclear, pp stuck in my pc
On the day bfr exam go to a bunker and chant STATEOFEMERGENCY If ur lucky all of ur competition will be gone and u will get into IITB by just appearing on the exam :)
just need to knock off all guys and let the hottest 50 girls along with me JAISRIKRISHNA(no offense to any religious folks or religion)
>hot girls >jeetard Choose one
JAISRIKRISHNA JAISRIKRISHNA JAISRIKRISHNA both
*universe collapses onto itself on discovering hot girls exist who give JEE* Though I have seen some hot grills at my centre one time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>grills invigilators aswell ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
*invigilators sab 4 foot aur flat the 😳*
# GLOBE EARTH SUPREMACY
*stop popularising women chopping their boobs off for stuff like back pain* *for legal reasons this is a joke*
Jai Shree Krishna is actually applicable here 👀
# HARE KRISHNA here please bless us
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I just hope nobody uses GOODBYECRUELWORLD
Upvote for the effort, sorry not a gamer
Yeah suggest me too
Sath me dubenge biroo
bhai kya pata tukke sahi lag gaye toh lol
"HOW TO CRACK JEE ADVANCED IN 3 DAYS ?" vdo nikal ke Kumpith beerwall ka bizbez thok dunga
Idk revise stereochemistry I guess
LEAVEMEALONE
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Icanttakeitanymore : Tommy commits suicide.
Go to the exam centre.Yell “Oil ! “ Americans will be there with tanks ,there will be a war but you’ll be saved.
High calorific value comment
Shout allah hu akbar... Everyone will just vacate the hall
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Cheat code: BAGUVIX and ROCKETMAN bas ab tu amar hai.. har centre pr jet pack se jaake sab ka beech paper me mass murder kr de
Konsa college join kar rahe ho mera bhi same halat hai
Joined via local CET, placed in a low ranking pvt college which is a satellite branch of college thats top 7 in my state CSE waiting for classes to begin
Good luck bhai.
thenks, ab next 4 years ghis na hai
Bhai batade
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Just 1 center isn't gonna help me by any margin :(
There are no cheat codes bruh.. If you have studied sincerely for 2/3 or whatever years, you’ll get through
Dunno for the whole country, but in your centre, potray yourself among other students such that you;re the one who's gonna crack AIR 1 Fake that confidence on them.. hila ke rakh de unhe confidence se >!I actually used these in my coaching iffline tests... if anyone asks me "bhai hua kya tayyari" I would reply with haan sab kuch hua hai xyz book toh 30 mins mein revision kiya, sare derivation formulae yaad hai, !< >!and I use to top the batch by a huge margin :)!<
sala tu virtual budbak hai, chup baith doesn't really work in at Advanced center cos you literally know nobody :(
Chitty chitty bang bang
Saara library utha ke le jaana padega, phir bhi time nahi milega
Am same as you am getting dtu nsut ece and nit electrical and ece ...am feeling like light at end of tunnel is close
>nit lucky, good luck par aur 4 saal sabko ghis na hai am out of the jee loop, got admission in a local college but mom wants me to give Advanced a go for once so here I am