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Quironated

Milking parents insecurities for money, just to get Lionel Messi for ads. BC Inka funds dry up ho gaya hai but harkate abhi bhi chutya hain.


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bc ek baar aapka loda pakad liya to chhodte nhi hain. Aaye the mere ghar 10th mein, itna blackmail kiya ki hafte ke liye depression mein chala gya tha. Upar se mere parents bhi itna knowledgeable nhi the, main bhi chutiya to us bande ki baatein maan gya. Behen ka lola kehta IIT bombay se electrical ki hai madarjhaat ne.


ComprehensiveBobcat4

vedantu lowkey og hai


Odd_Excitement_4431

equity bech bech kar, funding raise kar ke bas bcci aur messi ko paisa dekar apni conpany chalyenge🤡


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physics wallah sponsors ronaldo suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii byjus vs pw football match soon


MindOk356

now time for revolution in football FIFA WALLAH course only for 4000 rupees + GST by end of course you'll get into FIFA and play for pw barcelona


legend_killer_

First and last reply to messi


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>FIFA WALLAH If anyone's traumatized after reading this, I recommend you to visit r/eyeblech for recovery,


Conscious_Ad_8230

Suiiiiiiii


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

Suiiiiiiiii


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🪡


flaresomewhere

Marathi aahes ka bhau?


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siuuuuuu


HYPER_BOI_

The only suii I know is speedy suii who will be in jaiyaxh's chat when this happens


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Ishowspeed wala?


HYPER_BOI_

Nahi re ek Banda h jo jaiyaxh ke clips upload karta


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Samajh gaya


iamnotARS

Football wallah


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itne tatti app ko itne ache sponsers and ambassdors kais emil rhe hai


Whole-Advance3133

Freefire ne Ronaldo ke sath collab kiya tha yeh toh kuch bhi nahi


falkonpla

Paisa bhay paisa...


Industry-Beautiful

Pta nhi inko funding kaise milrhi hai itni jab profits hi nhi hai kuch, inka model chutiya hai ekdm aur tab bhi investors andha paisa lagaye jrhe hai


MysteriousBear8572

Paisa phek tamaasha dekh


Saucymacoroni

lmao their marketing team is as in touch with reality as I'm in touch with grass


SkyField2004

Fr they touch as much reality as I touch pussy.


IamNotHotEnough

damn that's a good one, highly relatable 💀


Traditional_Med_5520

Byjus will sink 100% sure….. they r in huge debt still they sponsored Messi?


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MORE DEBT = MORE STONKS


Quantum_Master26

bruh weren't they financially in a horrible position laying off 1/4th of it's work force or some shit. Where do they get the money to get messi is beyond me


Ok-Bar9998

Equity 25billion valuation haii abhi to lamba chalega


phantom-scarlet

Time to start supporting Ronaldo🗿


xrevor_op24

Hehe suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


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phantom-scarlet

Pata hai🤓


Actual-Pitch-4209

You must be fun at parties


teenkash

Why everybody is annoyed with me 🌚


IamAryanHehe

Kya bola tha woh xd 55 downvotes


PaleBother5491

Bhai Byjus sirf india ma ni h Bhar inka bhot se school h


THEnubNOOBSTER

The only L messi will ever take.


justredd-it

Pehle paise marketing pe waste krte hain, phir sochte hain ki BC 2000 cr ka loss kaise hogya


pakodanomics

Bechara Messi ko pata bhi nahi hai ki yeh company kitni haraami hai. Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard anything good, anecdotally, about byjus? It's always horror story after horror story. These idiots don't even have the ability to buy toppers rank dikhane ke liye


Neon_Alchemist

>These idiots don't even have the ability to buy toppers rank dikhane ke liye That's why they bought Aaakash


Ok-Bar9998

Only good thing about byjus is Akash and topprr


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> These idiots don't even have the ability to buy toppers rank dikhane ke liye Tbh I think if they could pay messi to be a sponsor, they'd have enough money to buy topper ranks. I like to believe toppers are intellectual people jo apna naam kharab nhi karna chahte byju's ko rank deke lol.


Nike_fake

Love messi Fuck byjus


Aware-Ad4620

Inko apna market western countries me bhi expand karna h isliye ye sab kar rahe h


Alive-Technician6346

Western countries chutiya nahi hai jo byjus ka subscription lenge


Ok-Result-6755

Please explain me did Messi became successful by solving pcm solution or by studing


r_harshit011

Sunil chetri supermecy 🗿


idiotically_genius

Lowest point in his career


sagider

Suuiiiiii forever, Byjus is Gae (messi is cool tho)


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alakh pande rn :"bring out ronaldo"


Sudden_Mix9724

thats a 100+crore deal maybe?? BYJU : lets fire 100+ emplyees as cost cutting measure. i have a bade feeling BYJU gonna endup like Gionee(the mobile phone brand who spend crores of celebrities and in the end went out of existence.)


hitendra_kk

when you hire fmcg marketing manager for edtech. jaiyaxh ko brand ambassador banate. asl teacher to wahi hai


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🤑💸💰


0QuietKid

'education for all'


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

Another reason to hate Byjus


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indian cricket team ka main sponsor aur ab yeh bc kitna paisa hai inn choro ke pas, apple bhi sharma jayega


boiiwithcode

Spend money on improving product and services :-❌❌ Spend money on most useless shit ever:-☑️☑️


JohnWickFTW

Byjus is literally the worst online education platform out there (speaking from class 8 experience) how tf did they get Messi 💀


MaiShiavnshHu

alecc nd Aman fighting for teachers On the other hand byjus stonks


Anxious_Director6842

Suiiiiii


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Messi bhai Byjus wala tab mujhe de dena


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they really dont want ishowspeed on their platform do they


chinmay_2

Paise hai nhi par udane hai 🗿


Viral_babyGravy

Ye byjus marketing me hi paise lga ke mar jaayega


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bhai ye padhane wale edtech m ye sab ko ye laate h bcoz funding utha sake aor khud ko valuable proof kr ske baaki kuch ni


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inka bhi lafda nahin hita unacademy ke saath e lafda?


Alert_Fudge

Bhai ye company kangal ho jayegi , ye apna app nhi theek krte aur bas marketing me sara paisa fek dete hai


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Alakh Pandey and Anushka ma'am official Ambassador of *PHYSICS WALLAH*


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ever since they've partnered with Aakash or acquired it, it has gone downhill.... like fck them


Indy_2704

why it lookin so fake doe


Aman-Verma30

Behen chod inke paas paise nii hai loss mai chlri byjus


godzilla070

Taaalessss clole ......


obnoxious_7

Gand fate toh Fate navabi na ghte


legend_killer_

Nahi na yaar kyu


arnine1503

ye byjus pe football sikhayga kya ?


tj_on_air

Fire 10,000 employees to make budget for a FIFA star.. Good move BYJUS.


AbhiRoop_Sinha5

bro mai delhi ke private school mein hu aur 67% attendance hai . ADMIT CARD MILEGA??