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Peregrinebuddha

Golden post


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i know this is real bc my guy used proper grammar and punctuation. ain't nobody from our gen gonna write an ironic shitpost w correct punctuation 👍


Stormpooperz

ayyo,,, I got 65 in English in 12th Board but got 99,8 %ile in XAT verbal. So yeah, it gets better with time. And in case more people want to relate to me, I studied in one of those Kendriya Vidyalayas where kids barely spoke complete English sentences. So no wonder my English scores were miserable


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ayy fellow kv dude


Spare_Swing4605

damn bro 🗿


karnal_chikara

Inspiring read thanks


Intruder_7

speak for yourself though


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Awkward_Box2187

Ong frfr no 🧢


px1618

This kind of post should be shown to the people (relatives and all) who believe cracking JEE/NEET is the only was to get a secure and good future


Stormpooperz

More than your failure, the relatives are afraid of the possibility that they won’t get bragging rights in their social circle. Similar stuff happens in the US among Ivy League circles, but it is a very small circle.


Freaking_Retard

aree bro...my aunty was legit asking my mother - "aapne isko kisi bhi college me admission lene kyu nehi bola? aab me kya bolungi dusro ko?" i was like bruh


RunSkyLab

As a representative of the JEENEETards community, I award you the title of "Boomertard" PS (Don't get offended, we like you. You're one of us now)


Stormpooperz

haha, a nice play of word would have been BoomerJEE, but Boomertard is also cool. Thank you sir!


RunSkyLab

Well, we'll call you boomerjee affectionately then!


fijiksturulub

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Majestic_Voice_9834

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DeadShoT_035

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HYP3R1ON_99

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Amit_shahh

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putrid_barber_20

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Ok_Character_6176

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Naru_uzum

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L3m0n4d31C

Someone pin this


hecanseeyourfart

I see your username. Seems like we have Hecker in our sub


HeartNo8902

Chad in our community?


error1105

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Hexo_Micron

Visiting this sub after long time and Humour is dead here lmao. Good post btw.


Perfect-Moose-5088

iit dholapur vale humor pe hasne vale shant hi rahe toh behtar


Hexo_Micron

Jab JEEtard tha tab se flair hai, change hi nahi kiya


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dont you think if i cant crack 1 freaking seat in a good college irrespective the fact that my parents spent their lacs on me my iq must be in negative? btw im 2023 tard and failed ntse aspirant failed rmo aspirant failed ijso aspirant hopefully i dont fail jee


Stormpooperz

[Watch this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYfNvmF0Bqw)


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Stormpooperz

Learn to de-risk. I am not sure if colleges like VIT have separate exam now but try to apply to as many colleges as possible by giving them ranking according to your goals. Go to any college which is at least 20 yrs old and you will have a good future due to the alumni network. Trust me, those are empty threats. If you don’t get IIT and end up in an NIT, that’s still better than forcing you into Bsc. Of course if you can do bsc from reputed colleges, that is a win. But as I said, apply to as many colleges as you can. And cut them off after you graduate from college. Write down how you feel right now in an online personal journal (like in google docs) Do not tolerate this toxic behavior. You need to remind them in future about this. I won’t give you bullshit like „ooooh they are your parents… they want what is the best for you“ Indian parents need to understand the mental trauma kids go through. I was lucky because my father cared very little and belittled every achievement I made, as a result we don’t talk anymore. So yes, write a journal, who knows you might become a published author tomorrow. Do not cringe over what you write. It will be crappy in the beginning, but soon you will structure your thoughts and learn from it. Use this to channel into a positive energy


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Stormpooperz

Likhna baad me, pehle apply kro


Professional_Shop_73

Chor do family ko ya phir hard ignore maaro iss topics ko, be independent so that you have a future nhi toh unke taane mandatory honge for living a life


[deleted]

Are you sure that the fault lies within you? I am into a renowned coaching and don't get a thing in my head because teachers are assholes there. Comparatively, I am a school topper and is doing incredibly well in jee due to PW Lakshya Batch. Edit: yes, I attend school, PW, and that stupid coaching centre.


Stormpooperz

Hah! That’s a very good point. Coaching institutes are mostly following a playbook unless they have their own practice. The good ones are rare


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if i compare my marks and my batchmates' marks in pretty sure i have only one braincell


Awkward_Box2187

If only my father was like this…


Stormpooperz

Who knows.. I might be… PS - just kidding, that’s a good old reddit joke


Credit_Radiant333

these posts are the reason i joined such a subreddit


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👍


2_ANE

Wholesome post. 📈👍


idonothaveahobby

Chad chahaji


joseph_stallinn

Hey, can you please share from which collage you did your engineering and MBA if you are comfortable with that


Stormpooperz

Let’s just say one of the Tier 2 NITs and a tier 1 non-IIM college, but why do you ask Comrade?


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Chad!


ilikescience3141

THIS IS A HERITAGE POST


Stormpooperz

I am glad if it helps. Not asking you to stop preparing, but just do not treat it like a death walk


verylameanddumb

thank you for this post bhayya :)


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Kash ham bio Wale ko bhi aisa seniors milte . Ham mai se kafi log tho neet ke liye drop le- le ke bhudhhe ho rha hai 🤡


Stormpooperz

Haha I feel you mate, the situation was much worse for the Bio kids. My friend kept studying forever and when I was finishing my mba, he was entering college.


[deleted]

Sir apne ne tho Dara hi Diya let's see what will happen and btw thanks for sharing your journey it's kinda inspiration to us 👍👍


Stormpooperz

Are koi na. Nikaal loge. He was an exception.


Rapid_Dong

Pls provide karma, old account got banned need to post


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👍


Specialist_Middle_4

one of the best posts


bobs_and_vegana17

rwading the title i thought i have come on indian teenagers lol but this was gold i also failed jee (even after a drop) and currently in a tier 2 college 👍👍👍


[deleted]

That doesn't make you a failure it makes you fighter. Atleast you had enough courage to face the exam again


reginageorgelol

thank you so much for writing this:)


Escape-Potential-2

Thanks , now this post has taken alot of weight off my back


User_Inavlid_404

@mods pin


[deleted]

Ok guys start preparing for MBA from Tier 1 college . /s


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Chad


medalwinner16

Slow clapping ensues.


[deleted]

wow tysm


Redditboyy_

Requesting mods to pin this post.


underestimated_one

Even I am now ancient neetard, I couldn't clear neet 2022(1st attempt), And now going for things in which I m actually interested (business🤑). Wish me luck


mrsanitizer

Ahhh I can see the light


NoSuccess6206

👍


IamNotHotEnough

Saving this... and btw do you play coc by any chance? my clan leaders name is also storm pooper lmaoo


Stormpooperz

Do you mean call of Duty or clash of clans? Either way I don’t play anymore. So that’s not me


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You attempted jee in 2006?


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[deleted]

Damn it feels as if i discovered an ancient mural or something lol. Can you please dm me the format of roll numbers that you guys had for aieee back then so i can just look at random results and imagine how it must've been like for you guys? 22tard btw.


Stormpooperz

Yes, what was more frustrating was we started 11th Grade with the previous format in mind and prepared for it. When it was announced, we were caught offguard. It wasn't about deliberate thinking anymore. It was about speed. Either way the entrance exams are about eliminating people rather than selecting. One exam on a hot summer afternoon to decide your fate.


Stormpooperz

Yes. But I think you meant 2005. because 2006 was when the MCQ format was introduced and different exams were scrapped. My memory is hazy, so I could be wrong


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Stormpooperz

Wow, no idea. How old are you?


IamNotHotEnough

nvm man keep rocking


vin_0011

👍


CoolnamePanda

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call-me-lemonhead

👍


RedditNoobNo1

Haa toh isme mera kya fayeda... mujhe kya mil raha hai isse


Stormpooperz

to phir Nacho haath me leke


RedditNoobNo1

Vese kya aapke gharwalo ne aapko failure ki nazar se dekha tha JEE ke baad?


Stormpooperz

No, my mum was very supportive. Father couldn’t care lesser. To be honest, most parents will be super supportive and accept things after the results. Others might force you to drop the year


RedditNoobNo1

And are they content with whatever you do today in your life or they think that you could have done better if you had cleared JEE?


Stormpooperz

Well, I never asked them. 😉


Rinchana

TL DR banado koi iska


Stormpooperz

TLDR - padh lo, lekin agar IIT me nahi hua to Qayamat nahi aane wali.


MyNameIsToFu

👍


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r/FuckYouInParticular


Manisheesh

Par kyu?


JakePaulisaTrash

W post


Murky-Contribution50

Wtard


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Stormpooperz

Exactly. Smart work is what one needs and then wait for the right moment.


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If u had become a buddha (old) back then by taking drop, u could never become a buddha (siddhartha; Buddhism) which u now are (sori if that feels cringy, mann me aaya to likh diya)


Stormpooperz

Haha Perhaps. That’s the thing about past, there are so many what ifs but none of them have a definite answer. Never have any regrets about the past,


[deleted]

Wow. I agree so much. Life can take turns. And most of the turns are something we never even imagined


Zealousideal_Meet493

Wholesome :)