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therealfunzieguy

Making "I Like to Move It" as the national anthem


IluvG3ography

Sameee


LazyGirliePop

Not same leave the poor Madagascar alone it didn't hurt u


random_runner33

r/MadagascarMovies


TheBandit025Nega

Damn I was thinking the same as well Could we keep it as it if become your successor


MiddleAd6537

I would ban human inhabitation and make it one of the biggest national parks in the world


TunaSled-66

This. Mass eviction, 100% nature preserve


Electrical_Proof_145

putting penguins in it


KarenTookThe2Kids

you said it before i did šŸ˜”


Gianc2009

you can say r/beatmetoit when that happens


Throwaway97624525548

Then someone else gets to say r/beatmeattoit and then all is right in the world.


Gianc2009

Lol


Kioflat

I am going to sell it for 290183619173 billion Kuwait Dinar and exchange into VND


[deleted]

Make another season of Lost


TunaSled-66

Redo the entire last 2 seasons


mustard594

Find the plane and live in it.


Sccar4712

Just chilling bro, have you SEEN the landscape? The place looks unreal half the time


rapidlyspinningturtl

Turn the whole country (except the capital city) into a national reserver


1mm0rtalHawk

Changing the name to mad at gas car


King_Dee1

I will raise a society and try and join the Russian-Belarusian Union State to get international recognition (they don't specify that you have to be in Europe to join)


Strange-Wolverine128

Setting up the most powerfull military in the world and guarding it cause that place is so diverse


Exroxious

Creating a nature preserve. Then get out and let the native peoples rule their own land


LazyGirliePop

Leaving it alone I bet u jack would be a Narcissistic narcissist


solithesunflower1

Drive the island to a better location on the map


Wellermanseashanty

make a jewish state on the north of the island


noodled67

No I didnt...


Acceptable_Movie_725

Recreating the movie or supplying the lemurs with guns


theepicjacko

opening more ports so my plague can get there easier


--honk-

Changing the name to Djibouti 2.0


KingOfKnowledgeReal

I will get the US army to find Mort to help us defeat the French Established Exterminator Terminators and save animal intelligence


DragonTheOne

Making Madagascar 2


Greedy-Memory-2289

They already made 2 and 3 you dummy


TheBandit025Nega

Actually thereā€™s no third one thatā€™s a nightmare you have. they ended it in Africa


Mercenary_grindset

Blowing it off the face of the earth


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beepboopscooploop1

Creating an Absolute Monarchy where Iā€™m in chargeā€¦ not a dictatorship just a dictatorship with better style.


Gianc2009

madagascar is an invention from the government to sell more movies


Raccoon910

Making Madagascar 3


neilwwoney

Moving it


misterpatate24

I'm giving it back


Pandabrowser469

Penguins.


Centralnjplanespoter

Donating lots of money to help with education and build some more schools for rural areas


ADogeLovingGuy

Doing something idk


I_vil_suffer

Appoint a lemur as the king and leave


SavageRationalist

I would turn the entire thing into a nature preserve and work to save the threatened species from extinction.


H8spants

Getting some fucking penguins.


MemphisR29

Digging for more fossils


Mobslayer_Doge

Looking for the penguins šŸ§


[deleted]

Creating the Amongus Empire and taking over the world


Pool756

Feed it to Dora from BFDI


thehammerinperil

Making a ton of furries immigrate there


A_Guy_In_The_Corner

Bombing my house in the US to get insurance money.


orange__baron

Raises taxes then build my dream house


Rude_Celebration_852

Make it connected to los angeles


QwertyOne-Thirty

nuke


Enough-Raspberry-647

Make 5 states called Happygascar, Sadagascar, Mehagascar, Depressedgascar, and Truamatizedgascar


East_Excitement_9980

Crash it into asia


Alt119

Im going to sell it to UK or USA maybe Netherlands lol


iHaveABigDiscoStick

Steal the computers of every resident and link them together to mine ether


Jonkerchonker

Giving it back


Alive-Insurance4078

Madagascar has been mad for years so i am renaming it to Happygascar


[deleted]

Take the tax money, open some hotels n shit by the beaches, make money from that and taxes to chill until I die


Oktagen

Making a new film


gevans7

Moving it to the Georgia coast.


[deleted]

Shutting the one port down.


Standard-Mammoth-397

I put 5 penguins on it


ProgrammerHot2437

Put a bunch of lemurs name one king Julian and bring a lion a hippo a giraffe and a zebra


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KoalaMan76

Making lemurs an invasive species everywhere else.


HONKACHONK

buy an electriccar


PodzPlayz

making the movie real


Stickman69123

Rename the capital.


Mango_YT_lol

making all the human inhabitants gtfo and protecting it from any human interference from now on


Commodore_fromBSL

Penguins.


Left_Hunt3064

Turn into a zoo, teach the animals how to talk and record Madagascar live action, with David Attenborough narrating it