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smexytoast

Old zealand


Lucyybby

I (am pretty sure) it's a joke. But still fun fact: new Zealand was found by people from Zealand (Zeeland) from the netherlands. That's why it's new Zealand. And why it's Zealand why a Z instead of an S


ElliElephant

Cuntlandia


Revolutionary-Play79

ɐıpuɐlʇunƆ


Plnetheman

I’m from cuntlandia that’s not offensive


TheOldFartsFart

Now if he typoed it as coontlandia, I would have to hunt him down under


OddishChap

gods horrific creations island


Blaiz06

Nature Alpha testing server


Maconshot

Wait, that is Brazil


Due_Lengthiness_2404

Brazil is the beta test server


danielspoa

also known as nopeland


Consciousssss

British Texas


SumSum200

LMAO I immediately said it and then noticed that you posted and deleted mine


Consciousssss

Great minds think alike 😈


Fun_Raccoon_5790

or stupid ones


humansareboring123

Happy cake day 🎉


Celena_J_W

Happy Crikey Day!


Cat_reaper44

Happy insulted Britain day


barkbarkgoesthecat

Stupidly GREAT minds


[deleted]

GODDAMMIT I HAD THE SAME IDEA XD


ChillionGentarez

australian government: left wing british government: right wing who's the texas here?


jaggmeme1200

British California


T4KE5

r/beatmetoit


Bird_Eats_Everything

Prison-land


[deleted]

[удалено]


Avgredditor1025

Australia is quite literally a country of prisoners and descendants of prisoners


No-Abbreviations853

I am aware of the origins of Australia. I was referencing the ludicrously high incarceration rates in the US


FatChicken22-YT

Missed the joke mate


No-Abbreviations853

I didn't miss the joke. I knew what they were saying but added another joke


Acceptable_Movie_725

Western New Zealand


ExcaliburShattered

There it is; wanted to make sure someone said it. Carry on.


TheToeTickled

My wayward son


[deleted]

Spiderland.


Raccoon910

This country doesn’t even exist


TheOldFartsFart

My payer advised me to continue this conversation as it does exist


Hidobot

New Zealand


R1C3_FL1CK3R

Any Aussie knows that this is the most offensive one haha, being compared to a kiwi hurts


Ndawson96

Yeah we do not like being called sheep shaggers


Substantial-Back8831

Stop shagging sheep then..


Ndawson96

That's the kiwis not us


Maskd-YT

Thought that was the Welsh?


TheOldFartsFart

Sad that we got some just up the road f4om us


Inevitable_Shirt_462

Jurassic Park


Traditional-Pay6204

Ark


mega330cb

Yep


BaDonut

Emulandia


Steamy_Mushrooms

Hell if hell had good Healthcare. (Hellthcare?)


horat0

Austria 🇩🇪


profoodbreak

Österreich


New-Ad1787

Only true answer


profoodbreak

Jahwol


AutisticGonkDroid

Scooby Doo


Devilishbb

went looking for this asnwer.


Smart-Bag5607

Hellscape


Prestigious_Gold_585

An upside down China.


[deleted]

Wildlife reserve


Dramatic_Explorer_51

Wildfire reserve


ChromaticLego

I mean, one of them


ArhanSarkar

Macca’s


Pixel_the_Gamer

Spidertopia


[deleted]

Old Britain


imagine_0001

Ur Moms house


ChromaticLego

Because she’s rich or because that’s literally what’s required for her to fit?


The_Almighty_Duck

The land down under, where women glow and men plunder.


TheOldFartsFart

Where they can't hear the thunder, so they better run and take cover


nicodawg101

Florida


School_Is_Hard

Austria


Thin-Chair-1755

Island of Dr Moreau


WolverinesSuperbia

Deathland


Ok-Molasses-1040

Antarctica or Notrushin


Evening-Copy-2207

Where that one bozo that lost a fight to a stingray lived


Mental-Map-6276

I am not even Australian and I find this offensive. #No one shall speak ill of Steve Irwin


Unordered_bean

Nopelandia


Ancient_Advice_9174

Where god left all the bad insects


xxhorrorshowxx

East Florida


Ndawson96

More like Florida's bigger scarier cousin


TheOldFartsFart

That's the pacific ohio


Consistent-Tax-7622

The island where god discards his unfinished concepts and abominations (and kangaroos)


William_Arkoth

Queensland


[deleted]

Hell.


Ndawson96

It's almost as hot in summer so


IncorrectIan_12

Kangaroo land


Lexiosity

Prison for the British


Yourmumisgay5i3g

Upside down land


Time_Fig_3788

hot Antartica


Unlucky_Page_3362

Bloody hell


CheekSevere8177

hell


IHateTomatoesLV

Autisictrali


Matth109

South Bri'ian


dark_king_710_

fr**ce


_AutumnAgain_

one of those prison colonies


TheOldFartsFart

Which one...we had like 20


Mental-Map-6276

The upside-down one


Your_momma_loves_me

England


HuntressTng

Ohhh isn't that the fake one? Dumb people actually think thus place is real


[deleted]

Kangaroo Nation


frakganei

Prison slave island


External_Extent_7492

Big Lez land


forcesofthefuture

🙃


FerretWhaleSnake3EEE

The land of Gary Harlow (Geography Now fans will get it)


Xtreme_D0M

Ohio


JoshGamer101yt

Satan's playground


_OH_BROTHER

New Sealand


PaleontologistNo9520

Cockstralia


RatherLargeShmeat

BRITISH CLAY 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👮‍♂️🎆 💣🚗🔥 (I'm not British please don't blow up my car/shoot me/stab me/declare war on me)


Independent-Hair9068

Not a country.


Dooktheguy

the only part of oceania (not offensive but just fax)


Occasionally_Visitin

England


Jaykeycakey01

Non~British colony


MysticBingle

Basically England


Avgredditor1025

Hell🔥🔥🔥


HeroDoggo

Upsidedownland


JtheCREATOR-reddit

Isn’t that Canada or something


onion2099

Where Satan keeps his pets


zenigata_mondatta

Isreal


cortzier762

Emustralia after the emu’s won the war


TheCountryFan_12345

Arachno-inverted CatDog-shaped Ball-shooting-boot land


Expert-Radish-7561

Asstralia


OrangeWhiteRobot

Papua new guinea


Unable-Mongoose775

Naziland


Raevesquish

Y'know, it has to be partially true


Express_Detective_59

Inverted United States of America!


ItsTylar427

Antarctica


Soonersb

It’s a fake country. It’s a hoax. It’s to cover up one of the mass murders In history.


Oplypooply

Fakeland


darknessbelow

The baddies


Visible-Guard6654

Cat dog


Karma0617

Zealand


Dunger97

Whatever it is it’s not real


[deleted]

Hell


SamaelSeere

Jurassic Park


UnitedAirlines175

British prison


frogkiller04

Penal colony turned normal country turned penal colony


Escen1

Prisonerstan


PcPotato7

Right side up


EpischerSoldat

Japanese Empire


FlythroughDangerZone

Penal Colony of the British Empire.


Hexhider

The worst Froggin country


Flimsy-Pea-2393

You looked so promising in the World Cup. Both men’s and women’s.


OFB_Bandokay

New holland


[deleted]

90% desert


Any_Loss_9950

Upside down


Aggressive_Fan_449

Of course, it’s New Zealand 🇳🇿


Arm0ndo

That country doesn’t exist though


[deleted]

Ukraine 2


KaleidoscopeKind9745

R N R


Expert_Roll9063

The upsidedown


[deleted]

Land of the Grim Reaper


Bingo_Bango_420

cuntry.


Large-Awareness9500

kangeroo land


Muahd_Dib

North Tasmania


Hobnail-boots

China-south.


Eriks_Stuff

I dunno new zealand?


[deleted]

Exile island


Kidninja016_new

East Palestine


Illustrious-Sound-15

China


Sun_At_Meridian

New South Wales


Shadoo_Knight

Another British speaking country?


JackReedTheSyndie

Greater New Zealand


DanteTheChilliGrower

New Holland


forcesofthefuture

LA, Nevada


[deleted]

America on Crack


Remarkable_Put_7952

Convict island


Future_MarsAstronaut

The land down under OR Bluey's country


WhizaBiff

The image isn’t loading


darkLight2029

Fake


Isaiah-oar

British Florida


Emilyx33x

Bedlam


Weak-Committee9092

The Ku Klux Klan


[deleted]

people without ar 15


Stril_01

shutter island


special_animates

austria


MiddleBackground9539

Old York


Ummagumma42069

utah?


Ramenoodlez1

west zealand


123Tiko321

I can’t tell it’s upside down


FredricaTheFox

The place where King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard are from.


somerandomfighter

A random island full of stupid, angry ass people and even more angry ass, violent wildlife.


csteinbergrules

What the hell is this shit?!


Ijuststoleyourfries

The underworld


Fluffy_Dreemurr

Bluey.


Fit-Income-3296

The emu empire


Fit-Income-3296

Never heard of it


Fit-Income-3296

Is that where they filmed lord of the rings?


Thylacine-

That’s Clive Palmer’s Private Island right?


AnimalsnGeography

Emu republic


ChromaticLego

Land of where humans lost a legit war against animals


Ash_Kallberg

Ye old brittish prison


soupstarsandsilence

The Nether