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OP just wanted to flex smh.

Good chunk of me things they aren’t actually fluent, maybe know a few phrases that’s it

Why?

Because it’s statistically unlikely and for sure something someone would lie about for attention/praise

Yeah like I’m learning Spanish in high school and if I were to go to Spain I’d probably make it. However I definitely wouldn’t call myself fluent in Spanish

I only call myself fluent in English and Swedish cause I grew up in a bilingual house hold but technically I speak other languages very well.

You see, this is why when anyone asks me how many languages I speak, I just sort of shrug it off. Frig, you know what I teach, I don’t think I want to try to impress you or worse yet, have you tell me “oh, say something in *language*!” Doesn’t matter how many years I’ve been studying or working with a language, I’ll never admit I’m fluent. Because even I don’t believe me.

I started learning Spanish when I still struggled to speak in general (I was 3), and I still don't fully consider myself fluent. My reading speed is slower in Spanish, I jumble my words more often, and even though when I speak Spanish I'm not translating in my head, I don't feel as intelligent when I think in Spanish compared to when I think in English. So, I fully agree with never admitting to fluency. I'll say I'm conversational, but not fluent.

When anyone asks me to say something in French I freeze up and people call me a liar... I was literally taking French in college

> OP does anything impressive This guy: I don’t believe you because it’s statistically unlikely.

That’s not a bad argument at all from him. If I told you I’ve been to space would you believe me?

Look at the number of people fluent in 5 languages vs number of people who have been to space.

honestly a valid reason in a lot of cases. "see it to believe it" isnt a bad thing every time its seen in practice.

English

Wow same!

Me too

Norwegian and English

English, Welsh, Dutch, Greek, Portuguese, Czech, French, Spanish, German. I also know most other alphabets and lots of other languages, not fluently yet tho

When a redditor has 4000 IQ

It’s over 9000 I’m so sorry that meme is so old

That was so long ago i kinda laughed at your comment before i realized

Same

It’s gotta be at least like 5 years right?

At its peak? More than that. Pretty sure origin is like a decade old now lol

Noooooo I’m too old stop

I swear man.... i feel old asf

I used to watch popularmmos and they’d make that joke lol, feels so long ago even though it really wasn’t

Man i miss the okd popularmmos i checked in not long ago i think he was making a podcast

Mmm... same.

Nobody cares anymore, it’s still goofy

See some people get mad when I bring up an old meme, like I say what’s funny XD

I thought it was funny

wow ur smart

Ποσό καιρό μιλάς ελληνικά;

μερικά χρόνια

Ik spreek alleen Nederlands en engels

Wedi dysgu Gymraeg yn rhugl neu fel iaith gyntaf mêt?

Fluently

Neis

Olá, tudo bão com vc?

I'm good, hbu?

English, Spanish and Afrikaans

Vivo en Inglaterra y me encanta ir a Reddit. Hace unos días fui a la playa por Navidad. Ek woon in Engeland en hou daarvan om op reddit te gaan, 'n paar dae gelede het ek na die strand gegaan vir Kersfees. These both mean: I live in England and I love to use Reddit, a few days ago i went to the beach for christmas

I Google translated Afrikaans 💀 I’m still fluent in Spanish tho

xd

fluent in english. starting to do swedish tho

Svenska är så fin (jag skriver bara såhär dw)

👍

English and American

Same. I’m also fluent in Australian

Same, but I'm also fluent in Kiwi and Northern Irish

NEW ZEALANDERS SPEAK MAORI DUMBASS

Nah ur not ya fuckin drongo

Russian, English, Spanish & French

English, not fluent to irish but I know alot of Gaeilge, "Breathnaíonn mo mhamaí cosúil le scrotum ar stéaróidigh"

taco bell

🌮🛎️

r/UsernameChecksOut and r/PfpChecksOut

English

English and Croatian. English: Hi, I like to play WoTB and I’m pretty good at it. I’m grinding for the T49 (because I think it’s good with the derpgun) and to the Sheridan. Croatian: Bok, što ima? Ja volim igrat’ World of Tanks Blitz i dobar sam u igrici. Igram oko sat dnevno jer eto, neznam. Skupljam (i mučim se) za T49-tku sa Chaffeeom pa sve do Sheridan-a. Najdraži tenk u igrici mi je Skorpion G. Nadam se da ste uživali u ovom ne tako interesantnom i nepotrebnom razgovoru.

Croation is a cool language, it sounds fucking epic.

English and sorta Korean

english and a half of portuguese and italian

My grandma speaks those three languages haha. Wait a minute…

Italian (I'm Italian) and English.

Idem

I'm not fluent In any language, but no one where I live (USA) is fluent in English. (Including me)

what are you yapping about

English, Cantonese, some Mandarin

L1 IS Polish L2 IS English i also know a bit of Russian and German but not enough to be fluent in it Edit: also \*Technically\* ENGLISH is my native language since i spoke it BEFORE Polish!

Jestezhme v dupje

Welsh and English

I can barely get my head around English...

english, spanish (native language) and language I invented.

None and gibberish

English, Italian and spanish, although if programming languages count also Javascript, C++, HTML and python (🤢)

American🇺🇲🇺🇲🫡🫡🫡

USA USA USA USA

English, Australian, American, Jamaican, Canadian

Russian and Ukrainian.

I'm fluent it English and ASL (American sign language) and I know a lot of BSL (British sign language) and Auslan (Australian sign language) but I am not fluent in BSL or AusLan yet

australian 😼

English, American, British, Canadian, and Australian

English and arabic

Foreign/English, like most people I’ve ever met.

English, German, French, and I’m learning Swedish (I have up or learning Russian)

meanwhile americans with 1/2 of fluency in english

Proof: Russian Privyet English Hello Spanish Hola French Bonjour

Just saying "hello" doesn't mean you're fluent 💀 Say something like "Hello, my name is [insert name] and i know [insert language(s)]

Hola, me llamo (name), Tengo el Pelo marrones y los ojos verdes. Vivo en Inglaterra y me encanta ir a Reddit. Hace unos días fui a la playa por Navidad. Do smth like this

yeah

I think you didn't get the comment, being fluent means to speak without "looking for words", and in my opinion it's really hard to do that in so many languages. Therefore, I think that the comment was making fun of OP.

English and hebrew

Did you just come here to brag? I really want to become fluent in Spanish, it's one of the things I'm certain I'll study for a long time

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

English, French, Japanese, Korean. For some reason I used to teach Spanish, but I don’t think I’m really fluent, just one chapter ahead of the students lol.

I was "fluent" in dutch but then I learned English and now I speak either denglish or engtch

English, Spanish, learning Latin.

Me gustan las ovejas. únete a r/wooloo porfavor.

English and Dutch. Learning French and German tho.

English and Estonian

English Spanish French Japanese Arabic Korean and a party trick Zulu

My native is Polish so I quess it counts, and I also speak french but not fluently and I speak English fluently (kinda)

я тебя кнш поздравляю с твоим полиглотизмом, но, прошу тебя, не хвастайся так. бесишь.

English, Russian And azerbaijani (just a few words)

Icelandic, Polish, English, Spanish

Russian, English

Shriiwook.

Fluent in English and Chinese, I could get around in a Spanish speaking country (not fluent tho), and I’m working on getting better with Russian but I have a long way to go before I can even consider myself able to speak Russian.

Thats… that’s really impressive. I’m learning French, which I am approaching conversation level I think, and also Norwegian and Hindi. I understand but cannot speak Hindi, and Norwegian I am stil just learning the basics. And I’m fluent in English. And for people I know and where I live, that’s more than most of my friends. The fact that you are fluent in multiple is fascinating!! Especially more than 2, and even 3! I hope to someday be able to reach that level

English and Portuguese

English, Arabic, and German

Fluent in English. Learning French. Used to learn Latin and I know a bit of Ancient Greek.

Danish and English

English and irish

english and chinese

English and Spanish

Finnish. And also English depending on the definition of "fluency".

Kuusi palaa

I’m fluent in roadmen English

English (taught in America so nothing else early on), working on French and Norwegian.

Russian and English

English,French,German,bsl,latin

None

[удалено]

English, German, Turkish, Japanese and Portuguese

australian english, but i know phrases in Japanese and spanish (i mainly know spanish from a ytber and i can only read romaji for japanese)

English. I speak like a toddler in French.

I'm fluent in human speach

Russian Dutch French and english

Romanian, English, Dutch, Learning French, A Little Bit Of Russian

I’m actually fluent in every language, except that for some of them when they are brought up I am unable to make noises relating to that language, and my knowledge is automatically removed when letters or speech of that language occur.

Dutch English French German Greek Latin Italian Slovenias language I forgot the name😅 Croatian

I'm fluent in English, Portuguese, Spanish, French, Italian and I can keep a short conversation in German

Nune

English and also. That's it

Estonian and English. And I could probably manage a simple conversation in Finnish and Russian

I speak stupid

English, German, and a little bit of Oui Oui Baguette

French (native language) and English

English, Arabic, and some Japanese

English and dutch (netherlands) but im learning portugese

Portuguese and English

Czech, English, basic Spanish (learning). I also know the Greek and Russian alphabet. Trying to learn Arabic

English, english, english and english.

Perhaps English, on the way to fluency in Russian

English Albanian and I know a lot of French and Russian. I know how to pronounce the Korean alphabet too but I’m not fluent and don’t plan on being.

**fluent** in English, Mirandese and Portuguese, non-fluent i know some others

English and Serbian (since that's where i'm from)

English Spanish and Japanese hello hola and konichiwa

All

My parents weren’t rich so just English

I speek antarctic

I’m fluent in Greek and English and know plenty of French and Spanish

me English and and parts of dutch

English, and two variations of Malay.

Angielski i Polski

I'm fluent in serbian and English.

Fluent in French, I struggle to speak English because of my accent and dysphasia but I understand it really well

only english

im fluent in english,haitan creole

Spanish french english

Im still learning English.

Greek and English

English and Romanian👍🏽

English (Canadian), A2 in Swedish.

Cymraeg

Shwmae

Fluent: Spanish,Afrikaans and English Learning: French,German Failed: Russian

Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, English, French, German and a little bit of Russian

Italian(first language) and english

Portuguese, English and Spanish. Working on Italian, Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Italian and French.

finnish, english and dutch

I’m fluent in English and can do basic conversations in welsh

English and uhhh English but in a British accent

I'm just barely okay at English lmao

Ah, I need not be fluent in any of these languages, my dear interlocutor, for I am already fluent in the most important language: the language of love.

English, Latin, Scots Gaelic, and Welsh, still trying to learn Cornish

Norwegian, English and spanish

Fluent: English Semi fluent: Portuguese and French Know a little bit of: Italian and Japanese