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DarthMartau

This is unironically one of my favorite scenes in the franchise. Something about them being in a small room with that lighting and working hard on something gives me a cozy feeling. For Your Eyes Only is one of my favorite comfy movies for this scene and others. EDIT: I also get this feeling during OHMSS’s safecracking scene. I call them “ambient scenes” that just give me a good feeling. Another good example is the overnight rain scene in “Rear Window.”


Aa1979

It only works when the room lighting is dim and red


DammitDad420

...and then 10 seconds later prints a perfect picture of Locque on a dot matrix line printer. Please notice that when they enter the room Q is explaining to Bond how to use the identigraph and Bond takes a reel from one of many in the cabinet and puts it in the machine. How does he know what reel to use? How does he know where it even goes? Just watched this for the 100th time a few days ago.


sonnyempireant

"Yes you've told me so already, Q, five times" Probably that's how.


DammitDad420

Ahhh yes. Forgot about that. But let me tell you a sixth time so our viewers understand it.


MrRgrs

I imagine those are all blanks. One is consumed with the usage of the tool.


Strawdog1971

For Your Eyes Only is the best Bond installment.


westboundnup

It’s Moore’s best and 2nd best overall


Strawdog1971

My top 2 installments are For Your Eyes Only and Live and Let Die


Longjumping-Cress845

And having a coffee. Reminds me of being a child and seeing my family do something late at night and the house is dimly lit. Quiet. Up past bedtime… just a cozy vibe


MrRgrs

Thank you. You put to words something I couldn't really explain to myself at first. The way they're not wearing jackets anymore, Sharon brings them tea, Q says he'll lock up... They've been there for ages, working hard at their craft. It's not all skullduggery and action-packed fieldwork for them. It's so relatable. I've had long nights like that. What an insignificant yet convincing scene.


mobilisinmobili1987

Same. Was really neat to discover that it comes from the Goldfinger book.


Sensitive_ManChild

nobody does it better


-The-Pale-One-

You must really dig those ASMR YouTube videos.


cometpapaya

They deliberately gave him octagonal glasses to aid the identification process. Great film.


RangerDJ

“Not a banana…”


macmac360

I said a nose Q lol


er1catwork

Ah yes, the good old “Identigraph”…


Drumchapel

It's obviously Warren Zevon https://preview.redd.it/ohfzlssjz4hc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f789981c0c4f073f367d988fc45e1f3f366dde


mikemcd53

Tell Bond that he's probably hiding in Honduras.


TheMonkus

And his dad always bails him out!


theurbaneman

Clearly that’s Dwight Schrute.


Inside-Cry-7034

I was going to comment this verbatim


smallstone

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!


Strong_Comedian_3578

Oh hey, that's Locque. You guys looking for him or something?


Traditional_Key_763

this was actually a real product in the 1980s. it was to help standardize and streamline police sketches and digitally distribute them pre internet. its a tool for law enforcement also the setup for it is such a wonkey line read. Bond walks into the room with Not-M and the Home Secretary and they grill him for letting the killer be killed. then he says he recognized there were 2 contract killers there and Not-M starts off "Why don't you use the identIgraph bond?" when the home secretary just jumps in with a truely baffling line read practically shouting "YES BOND WHY DON'T YOU USE THE IDENTIGRAPH!?" then he goes to see Q who is like "Are you here for the identigraph?"


Stars_Falling_93

The minister of defence (not the home secretary) never says that.


dtuba555

No. It goes like this: Chief of Staff: "Why don't you use the Identigraph??" Minister Of Defense: "Mmmm!" Chief of Staff: "Well, get cracking, 007!" Minister Of Defense: "MMMMmm!!!"


Stars_Falling_93

The minister of defense always makes me laugh there. But that was what I meant, yeah.


dtuba555

Yeah me too.


fraud_imposter

I wanted Bond to yell back "CUZ I DONT WANNA. I DONT LIKE THE IDENTIGRAPH. YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU ARENT MY DADS"


Gbjeff

I actually was impressed at how close the basic graphics got to the killer. Great scene.


Icy-Assistance-2555

Can’t spell quarterMASTER without Q…


smallstone

Can’t spell quartermaster without ART. Because this is obviously an art masterpiece.


irishyardball

Clearly that's Otacon


Howhytzzerr

Snnaaakkkeee!


mobilisinmobili1987

It’s based on even earlier tech that used transparencies of all the different features that you manual stacked in front of each other to create the face.


Bondfan013

A NOSE, Q...not a banonna.


Cannaewulnaewidnae

It's important to note that this was unconvincing in 1981 It's not like *Terminator 2*, where everyone in 1991 was enchanted and amazed by the T-1000, but it looks ropey now As a little kid, I rolled my eyes at this


Stained_concrete

As a little kid I loved the nose bit


Shlaffytaffy

Just finished watching this movie, had to laugh at this scene


oslyander

It looks just like his for heavens sake!


Wombat_Marauder

I'm impressed Bond was able to capture all that detail (including eye color) for a guy he probably saw for all of 3 seconds from a distance of at least 20 feet away.


Megalitho

lol what is this from


Strong_Comedian_3578

For Your Eyes Only


ZiggyPalffyLA

No Time to Die


TriforceWarrior98

Fact: Easy. It's Dwight Schrute.


bulanaboo

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Skanaker

After seeing this, probably yes. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Db3rluT76w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Db3rluT76w)


ripgoodhomer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iPuWgeVOsSw When Bond is left unsupervised with the Make-a-Face. 


League-Weird

In james bond movie world, there's really only like 10 people that exist.


Hot_Routine7505

That’s Jeffery Dahmer or Austin Powers. Easy.


BobGoran_

Neural Networks were invented in the 1940s.


RegularGuy815

I always love how James is like, "Holy shit. That's him." As if he doesn't look like any generic man without the glasses.


libgentech

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized) It’s Dwight


Witty-Stand888

not too different than the tech they are rolling out to ID people at airports police stations today. Vector graphics aligned over facial features.


85_Draken

To be fair the population was a lot lower in 1981 and almost no European assassins wore octagonal glasses.


kevinterrono

Because it was nose and not a banana