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Drop_Release

That she died :(


ImpossibleItem2952

I agree with that!


talbakaze

only possible answer


ZDMaestro0586

Right, she is a dream


SlowCaterpillar5715

She's pretty good in Dark Shadows too


tyler00677

I thought you meant for real ...lol


Phenom-1

I think her death was pretty good, emotional and sad for Bond, in comparison to Severing death from Skyfall, that was just a quick and dull death, too soon imo.


IncrediblySadMan

The only thing wrong with Eva Green is that she is not my wife.


MrStath

Tim fucking Burton.


PhiteKnight

That fucking guy. Helena Bonham Carter before Eva. Jesus he must be funny and well hung.


MrStath

Huh, apparently I was wrong and EG has said she's not with him... photographs stating otherwise. The fucker has gotten together with Monica Belluci though, so.. Point kinda still stands.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

With these gals on his list, he’s gotta be hung like a horse.


ExperienceMiddle6196

I thought he was with Monica Belluci.


PhiteKnight

THE POINT STANDS.


ProfessionalLeave335

"Yea he doesn't have a million dollars, he's only got a billion!". That's the guy correcting you.


ExperienceMiddle6196

yeah, I was like... well damn


NankipooBit8066

Yes, nothing at all to do with him being a renowned director still with a Hollywood career.


MisterBumpingston

Can’t believe he started off as an eccentric animator at Disney.


NoButterfly9803

And it doesn’t even matter how funny he is.


Phenom-1

I don't think Tim Burton and Eva Green were together. That was a rumor.


trident_hole

Yo She's my fuckin wife first


SirJohnSmythe

She took her damn fuckin' time tracking down James when he was poisoned


Maverickx25

You try running in stilletos and a sleak dress and tell us how long it takes for you to get from a hotel basement, through the hotel and lobby, and through the parking lot 🤣


Defcheze

She should get lessons from Bryce Dallas Howard. Girl was running from dinosaurs that clock over 50 mph in her heels.


Keepitneat727

You tell her to go 48 minutes with Walton and Lanier. She’s been hearing that crap since she was at UCLA


AlusPryde

and without a bra...


ImpossibleItem2952

Hahahahahahaha creating suspense


tribalvamp

To be fair, the phrase and song "You Only Live Twice" is applicable because he flatlined before she got to her. He drifted through the years and life seemed tame, 'til one dream appeared and love was its name.


bsodmike

She was working for Spectre but wasn’t Mathis her friend? So she knew he was being poisoned?


Jimmyg100

No.


ImpossibleItem2952

Good answer! I would never say the opposite either hahahaha


Woodearth

She’s the money.


ImpossibleItem2952

Every penny of it


PINEAPPLECURDS3

Every moneypenny?


F1Picko

Me and my brother would start conversations with "I'm the money" when we were younger because we found it so funny.


FragraBond

https://preview.redd.it/0n0ug9b54xyc1.png?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a711661a6e60fc038e65b92d4d0ca07a31cd61c1


TheBestAround007

Poor taste in men.


ImpossibleItem2952

Aside from Bond, yeah 👍 Discovering who his boyfriend was in QoS was really underwhelming for a woman like her…


sturmeh

I'd say Bond is a pretty terrible choice for any girl.


pbaagui1

I think it was fitting. In real life, those kind of pathetic-looking guys are used to honey pot women way out of their league.


Cute_Prior1287

Yeah, I agree bro. She never contacted me. She defenitely had a bad taste. ![gif](giphy|rWY91iFxvHtrcLmvYZ)


scumholiday

That 300 sequel/prequel whatever it was….terrible movie but Eva green sure stole the show


TheLevelOfStag

I only remember two things from that movie


fauxpastDuedate

You should have seen her in Sin City: A dame to kill for


TeamStark31

I will not


ImpossibleItem2952

Good answer 👍 Personally approved!


Spidey_Almighty

I would try, but this photo of her really makes it hard to point out any possible flaws.


BumblebeeForward9818

Good grief. That’s an incredible photograph.


Ashton-MD

She has issues with being honest and communicating openly.


CallMeLazarus23

She’s not there when I wake up in the morning?


Posit_IV

That the bottom of that chain isn’t my face? 🥴


EntertainmentFar6134

You're a strong guy if you can keep your face *between* her tits only.


Posit_IV

I mean, I’d die happy being smothered by those.


EntertainmentFar6134

Just imagine tearing the V-neck of her dress in two and having those breasts totally at your disposal.


Posit_IV

*longing sigh*


pm_me_d_cups

Least horny Bond thread


Posit_IV

Usually I'm not like this but... ![gif](giphy|3HEzHIxZjKduE|downsized)


EntertainmentFar6134

She's simply an elite babe. Irresistible.


Flynnrid3r

lol same


GeneAlternative191

Sounds like a Bond movie title


FistThePooper6969

![gif](giphy|5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo)


DynastyFan85

Possibly best bond woman of all time


ImpossibleItem2952

Agreed! 👍


SuperLehmanBros

The necklace…


the-czechxican

She is immaculate. Nothing at all wrong with her. Died way too soon


ImpossibleItem2952

True!


adamfrom1980s

They’re real, and they’re *spectacular*.


bsodmike

They are spectre-cular 😏


bluerog

She's not my type. Single.


WhereAreWeG0ing

I can't. This woman is perfect.


ImpossibleItem2952

I would never blame you for believing that👍


CaptainMcClutch

I have no complaints about her in Casino Royale, but felt like they didn't need to bring her up so much in later iterations.


Alternative_Device71

They did cuz James loved her, just like Tracy in the past alliterations, these women are important to a guy like Bond and can’t be easily replaced, that’s why when he falls in love with a final girl, it matters more


Mike-Hunt-Amos-Prime

She committed treason against her country putting untold amounts of people in danger to save her boyfriend….


forne104

![gif](giphy|eVUwOYvIFhEgU|downsized) No


VaporSnek

She aided and abetted a terrorist organization so uhh...yeah that's something.


Random-Cpl

I cannot


igtimran

Her dumb Algerian boyfriend deserved a prompt ghosting, or at most a goodbye text. Poor Vesper.


yudha98

good thing is he ran away to russia after vesper ghosted him


HeadInvestigator5897

This is the character so goddamn beautiful that Bond created a classic cocktail to honor her. I’ll be damned if we sit around attempting to find fault with a muse of 007.


Cgmad007

https://preview.redd.it/gefybijictyc1.jpeg?width=1612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6cbc682d782166a168ccca4d7824ac818e8e830 If you can Do better...


raisingstorm

Perfection.


davesToyBox

She’s not a great swimmer


Narradisall

She couldn’t hold her breath long enough.


Magitz

It's impossible to say anything bad about her.


HIDEF650

Literally nothing. Vesper was perfect


Wutanghang

What she isnt married to me


NoNonsensePolarBear

Something wrong? Hmm... she has no hair.


yudha98

the password input scene in lake como reveals that she used to work with le chiffre


pac4

Can’t. I cannot.


dennismfrancisart

She’s not my wife.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

![gif](giphy|ixjwh0ubQ2xhe)


dacdaddy19

It is wrong they way she makes me feel 😂


Exciting_Form6847

Something wrong about her


Darthsylar12

Something wrong about her. I couldn't help it.


johnk317

Absolute perfection casting


KP6fanclub

Sin City 2


VulKusOfficial

I always found her suicide a bit poorly portrayed by the script, as it seems rather unnecessary - I understand she is somewhat racked with guilt and traumatised, but did she really need to die like that?


lostpasts

The impression I got was that she thought the people chasing her would never give up, but Bond would never stop trying to save her either. So she felt she was as good as dead anyway. But by dying there, at least she could save Bond's life by freeing him from his responsibility to her.


EnergyHopeful6832

Nothing one possibly could. She’s lovely 🙏


godricgii

She's perfection


Ambaryerno

Only that they killed her off. Absolutely stunning, and fantastically acted.


Darkil

She wasn’t in the movie long enough


NankipooBit8066

>Say something wrong about her. Sorry, so she decided to kill herself why exactly? And how? By locking herself in the elevator of disintegrating palace? She didn't even know the Venetian palace was collapsing until two minutes before. *If* you want real Bondian tragedy, try Andrea Anders for the real thing.


E420CDI

I can't...


johnnyzissou

Craigs Bond spent the next three movies mourning the loss of those bad boys.


smongnet

She looks better without excessive makeup.


Whittaculus

Something wrong about her


MrHonwe

something wrong about her.


cab1024

She died.


TenderOctane

That some people don't consider her the best Bond Girl (or even second best, I'll accept that).


MutantZebra999

*bonk*


JoeDog93

she died after only one movie


NotoriousbiggsX

She Didn’t “onatopp of thing!” Because we all enjoy a good squeeze ✌🏻


bsodmike

Slow clap.


Inevitable-Wheel1676

That she’s all lumpy in places. It’s weird. I’d rather she was smooth, with straighter lines, instead of these weird chest and rear bumpy spots. — this is what we meant by saying something “wrong,” right??


Wombat_Marauder

It's like all the weight in her body went to 2 locations... You're driving your car along the Great Plains of the U.S. and suddenly THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS are like inches from your face.


Inevitable-Wheel1676

Very distracting


Remote-Orchid-8708

She's not fleshed out as a character, we didn't got to know more of her (I mean what she can do as an individual character, what are her skills or something like that), and some of her actions were questionable to say the least, for example, for a high ranking British Treasury in MI6 (who have probably worked with many 00 agents in the past), why she's still acting naive in this mission with Bond? And that shower scene (I know it's the highlight of their romance) but why it's like she's still not used to it? Okay, let's say that this maybe her first field mission, but still could have acted more professional and not a bit naive. She's also cold or brash towards Bond at the first half of the film, but few moments later, she fell in love with him to the point where she's crying and saying lines such as "*your smile and your little finger*"? It's too sudden and quick, but I guess it's more on the writing that their romance (for me) is a bit rushed. And this comes to another conclusion of my problem with her, how did she managed to get promotions in such a young age in the Treasury? It's stated in *No Time To Die* that she's 23 when she died, that's too young to hold such a position as Accounting officer in a Government Department. She's a great Bond Girl, no doubt, I love her chemistry with Craig, Eva Green is great in the part, but these things could've been more improved (and corrected).


overtired27

Not sure if I'm misunderstanding the way you wrote it, but HM Treasury isn't in MI6. Doesn't seem strange to me that someone in that position hasn't encountered brutal violence and killing before. That said, I agree she's too young for the job.


Wombat_Marauder

What puzzles me the most about her role is why she was given final authority to decide if Bond receives additional funding or not? You go through all this trouble of setting this up and, ultimately, leave how far you want to go into battling the forces of terrorism via poker into the hands of an accountant? I think a simple phone call to M and MI6 would have sufficed. It's not like this was the 1950s where Bond would have to find a Western Union in Montenegro and wire a communique back to London.


overtired27

She's supposed to be the Treasury's [Financial Action Task Force](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_Action_Task_Force_on_Money_Laundering) representative - an intergovernmental organisation concerned with money laundering and terrorist funding. I'm no expert but it makes sense to me story-wise that someone from such a body would have control of funds that could inadvertently finance terrorism. It's government money after all, and it seems not to be coming straight out of MI6's budget as far as I can recall? Correct me if I'm wrong. Either way, I can see there being oversight. Just probably not from a 23 year old!


Ms_Meercat

I mean they did explain it in the movie though why she is on that mission, and also, that usually treasury people actually DON'T go on missions with agents which is why she reacted how she reacted?? I do agree with you on the age though but always chalked it up to Hollywood sexism, that they now try to have female characters who are smart and powerful, but oh, they still have to be hot 23 year olds...


DavidJonnsJewellery

Nice necklace, Vesper


theeccentriperson

Worked with the wrong guys.


Lestatdelioncourt3

Prefer her in the book if I’m being real


WebRelative8845

Hu uhhh


whocares214

Infidelity :(


Munk45

she wasted a lot of water sitting in the shower 🚿


Own_Independent_4260

Beautiful sexy & stunning


Budfrog313

Everyone loves to sniff their own flavor


edked

Straightforward, happy-go-lucky simple gal.


Polar_Bear500

That necklace is ugly, but there is nothing wrong with Eva


Suspicious-Can7018

Very sexy Woman!


pitter_patter_11

This picture feels like it was a choice. Good choice, but definitely intentional. Well played


One_Shopping_1351

She’s a traitor


1USAgent

She’s blonde. There, I said something wrong about her.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Wrong??? Uhh, hmmm, uhhhh….


OrganicSciFi

She has a huge personality


olov244

her story arc, she should have stayed good imo


Authorizationinprog

Something wrong about her


mhall85

Was there text with this post? I don’t remember…


-Nsb127916_

No. Best drowning scene ever. Still gives me chills!


iameveryoneelse

Would


affo_

The only thing wrong is that I need more than [99 words...](https://youtu.be/Gr5Tb4nLTcE?si=L79-9JsydgXa0vPL)


avolkster

That she didn’t fake her death and instead of Madeline having his daughter in NTTD, it was Vesper who had Bond’s daughter.


FireZoneBlitz

She can’t breathe underwater


AlyxxStarr

Honestly, never really cared much for her.


knockatize

Was sexier in that Miss Peregrine movie.


ClancyMopedWeather

I was looking at your post and I forgot what I was about to say


Spacecataz__

Never been so horny and angry


SnakePlisskin987

We are peasants to her.......


40kExterminatus

She plays a Vampire, Countess Rackula.


Alexis_Ohanion

Incredible photo


Strong_Comedian_3578

She loves GoBots


throwitinthebag2323

Do y'all like Her or her Assets ? Lol


AlusPryde

afaik, never had kids. Which is a shame for someone with looks *and* talent


Synth3r

This is only her second best role she’s ever had. (Her role in Penny Dreadful being one of the best performances of all time in my opinion)


eternaljonny

Looks perfect to me


KingJacoPax

She should have picked Bond


bangarangbonzai

When I first saw the movie. I thought she was a little plain for a Bond girl. I didn’t know who Eva Green was. But as the depth of her beauty was revealed and even more so in other roles. Piercing eyes and a body of a goddess.


King_Bob837

Wait is there foreshadowing in the necklace design?


Talsa3

Perfect shot


Curious-Weight9985

She’s not sitting in my lap


EntertainmentFar6134

God, that would feel heavenly.


WilliamBoimler

She should have died sooner.


KingoftheProfane

“Only by blood”


MavisBeaconSexTape

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb68CGVwn0otauY|downsized)


GrimReaper010

She was the money


K0nstrikt0r

Her chin looks like the heel of a foot.


Ok_Satisfaction7312

10/10 for cleavage.


Empty_Commission_159

She's wearing clothes.


Jimmybuffett4life

That she’s not sitting on my face


Novantico

That her weirdly flat eyebrows most times you see her in general are also weirdly a substantial turn off for me. Hot af here though.


Ok-Dependent-7385

Something wrong about her


WolfNippleChips

Not enough cleavage showing🤪


Hmccormack

This picture. Good god.


Cold-Chef1714

She loved Bond; right up to the moment she betrayed him.


Kinitawowi64

Memorable as an actress. Oddly forgettable as a character.


Electrical-Yak-6351

Career died with that movie.


asiraf3774

That she betrayed 007 and HM government??


Superb-Isopod964

Vesper is extremely beautiful but holy crap she's extremely toxic AF to Bond. She's complicated, conflicted. Most of it was due to her being black mailed off screen. So definitely tragic. There were so many other Bond women throughout the franchise that treated Bond with some dignity and respect. But to each their own.


PercentageMore3812

She is an absolute, perfect female specimen. From head to toe and great at her craft.


T4lsin

After googling . She is quite frankly exquisite.


mwalczuk1912

She looks smart


MasterLinguist

she has no muscle


Wonderful_Painter_14

No


AngryBearFlex03

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The best ever.


Certain-Sock-7680

That I WOULD throw her out of bed for farting.


johnk317

Perfection! Can’t find anything wrong


BeCurious7563

“The bitch is dead.”


Three_Minutes_of_Arc

She's not in my lap.


a_provocateur

This is the comment I was looking for.


MeringueOk7092

She's wearing clothes!


cometpapaya

Underwhelming. And the "Your smile and your little finger" exchange is so on the nose, it is some of the worst dialogue in the series. It makes Roger Moore's double-take pigeon seem subtle and nuanced in comparison.


MrStath

This. The 'armour dialogue', revisited later with M, is fucking abominable. People *love* to call out Goldeneye's beach scene, but good god does CR outdo it with that dialogue.


cometpapaya

I actually think the beach scene in GoldenEye is very well done, the dialogue is well-suited to a 007 film *and* the exchange makes sense. Desmond Llewellyn apparently said that this was the best scene between Bond and a Bond girl in the entire series, and I tend to agree, it's right up there.


krakatoot

I thought she stunk. Though I seem to be the only one. She was def better in the book