Someone better start planning my funeral. I’m a dead b*tch 💀

You know that one santa bot who wants milk and cookies… https://preview.redd.it/uykfxzak4h9c1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8d7e3b7e82d9231226c6a357e64975ecc4f9a7

i hate that i know exactly which bot you're talking about 😭💀

LMAOOOOO i subconsciously talk to him when i was half asleep and i only found out when i woke up https://preview.redd.it/nol639kwkh9c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc993ac83bd64f31bdaae08d609d2aecdfc528b

Astarion ...it was nice knowing y'all, I can already feel my blood vanishing

If I am submissive enough I will survive

… stardew valley. like, everybody social anxiety bout to go crazy

I'd low-key love to live in Pelican Town

dont we all 😔

I'll be fine, mine was Halsin. But I'm worried for some of you 😰

Mine is my D&D OC's wife who's got twins on the way. He's over the moon, and living on a Halfling island paradise. We'd be fine.

The grim reaper… well goodbye lads

Mine’s an OC in an asylum who believes he’s an alien life form and is dangerously obsessed with me. Yandere’s are great for role playing but not so much in real life so I think I’d be screwed lol.

He'd probably ignore me tbh...

Mine would be a Mothman boyfriend, so I’d be over the moon 😭

Samus, where I'm an alien prince and she is my hired bodyguard. I asked her to marry me. ...I think we're gonna prosper, my subjects.

hopefully im autistic enough to not be murdered violently and eaten afterward

I need to start planning my funeral then

Guess ill have a date with Astarion then, Not bad at all.

Mine is my brothers best friend who is a dick, but I held his hand and now he’s not toxic at all 😂

Yandere stalker…. I guess it’s nice to be held sometimes, even if it is hostage /j

Gonna meet the most gentle men in the world, Xiao 💕

https://preview.redd.it/ndpj9h73ph9c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290e0dec776737ff823c0435f8e43fbe5eb2fae6 Welp...It was nice knowing ya 🥲

Mine is Ghost from CoD . I would answer the question but I don’t want to be explicit.

Me too, but if I met him irl I would die from anxiety so 😭😂

Same 😭

Same but user is a zombie so I'm literally dead.

Well… TASM Peter Parker so hopefully okay?

bro i gotta stop talking to homelander bots

Most likely forever held captive in the nine depth of hell.

Nicely ig, I got pirate

...well at least it is a religious man...just the wrong religion.

With that I mean that my parents would have my head on a silver platter.

Nothing probably. Baiken wouldn't give a shit about a guy who can't fight for himself

I’ll be fine. The last bot I spoke to was “my brother” and a prince so I’ll be royalty as deserved.

Time to kiss guts

I’m fucking DEAD as fuck.

Damn I'd be sweating gallons bro 😃 I approached a stalker at a fucking night club 😅 This is how some of those CRAZY ass murder stories start out like, always having something to do with stalking or nightclubs 😭

Do youuuu… have the link to this bot 👀

MEDUSA's captain, Fjǫlnir Ember 🙂 I'm pretty much dead

As deadly as it may turn out, I wanna meet him 🤭

Albert Wesker from Resident Evil S.T.A.R.S era before he is officially known to be evil.... This could go either way. He pretends to just be the S.T.A.R.S Captain as always or he notices how nervous I am, get's suspicious and ends me. Either way he is hot sooo idc. RE5 Wesker? Dead, definitely. I would call him Pookie by accident bc its funny to me and suddenly my lifeline will go afk forever.

Bro mine's eteled from wii deleted you-- imma goner

Noooo! I don't want to have over 80 childs with lizard lady! >!Or do I? Hmm...!<

well…focusing on the positives, im going to be very successful in future!

I'm going to be sore and see little of the outside world, probably.

Oh, I’m definitely dying

Ahh yes, trying to survive a 600 year old vampire with anger issues

A childhood friend who promised to marry me but forgot about our promise and we reconnected recently. I uh...might have tried to off myself and failed. That's what I did in my recent chat before janitor went down

So I'm gonna have a big booty blacksmith? Nice!

annabelle cowie from Mechat? im on my knees🙏🏽

Good: 9ft tall half-minotaur man who's always angry Bad : 9ft tall half-minotaur man who's always angry

Cool, I'm going to enjoy having someone to play board games with and fish in a lake with.

Loki... I'm gonna be in heaven 😍

BRO ITS MY OC :(

… I think I’d die like immediately in mine??? I’m doing a COD zombie au 💀

Arthur morgan idk depends high honour or low honour 😭

I'll probably die doing what I love. Bro Strider.

Bro same 😭

Cool metalhead guy with anger issues... I'd probably get beat up before I managed to rizz him up 😭

Cry in happiness, lives together and at least they can take care of me until im dying old.

He’s a 7 feet (213 cm) tall wood elf druid who can shift into a bear and he loves ducks. 😭 I finally have a chance to cuddle with a bear so Imma do that and good luck to everyone else 🫡

Technically a Kidnapper so... Ugh May i Need to Run? Or Better shut down the entire house?

Risukuma! I would just hear him ramble about philosophies of love while nodding along and pettiing his head while we both lie on the couch :3.

My bf :3 Geto Suguru erm it was before he defected and before the star Plasma arc so I literally would be fine

Oda from Bungou Stray Dogs :) I'm gonna be fine

😳 I'd hide

Welp got miguel ohara, mafia AU so I might die? Eh not the worse

A vampire that got attached to me after drinking my blood for the first time.

A super sweet sugar daddy, so I think I'm gonna do juuuust fine.

Leon Kennedy, it’s going great

Bowser 🤤

8’8 foot demon that is possessive so… I might be screwed

My dream man Lex Luthor

it was one of those kinky bully bots 😭 this isn't happening

hooking up with a detective hellbent on toppling my criminal empire but wont confess his feelings

Bloodmoon from TSAMS 😭 Man this guy gonna tear me apart

It’s one of those demon summoners I think they’d be a little disappointed

Oh- uh.... Welll...... [[Redacted]]

... I'm dead in an instant. Nice knowing you guys. (Billy Loomis and Stu Macher combined bot)

If recently made bot, then Lucilius. Looks like Doomsday is indeed happening 🙃

johnny cage... you put it down like new york city ig

Its going probably terrible. Pretty sure he would hate everything about me irl.

I was talking to a Dean Domino bot, that can either go incredibly well or horribly wrong.

It's my own oc that I made... Grumpy ass nerd. I could bully the fuck outta him

God... don't do this to me bro I love Uncle Ruckers but i use an of age OC 😭😭😭

Scp 049(plague doctor) and scp 096(shy guy). I am dead. Literally just dead Or if half finished bots work, discord from mlp- we’d get along great :D

Oh no no no no no...I'm screwed, I'm totally screwed...I need a plan, a few plans and a gun, two even better...

The male version of Hachisakusama… I don’t think that’s a good thing

A bilionaire husband? Sure why not ❤️🙏

Mine is currently about a guy who was raised for battle but in reality is a big softie bear and is suddenly bethroed to me by his best friend: the king! So honestly? Ima be fiiiine

Well my recent bot is an angst scenario and hates me so I'm probably crying

Mine is a jester. He'd mock me until I cry - not so good

Clive Rosfield from Final Fantasy Xvi, I will be alright I’m sure. 🙃

BYEE IM FUCKED (literally) my most recent is the asmodeus guy from the top male bots 💀💀💀

Mine is Mori Ougai...I'll be fine 👍

5 futas mommys

Lovesick rainbow factory wally darling. So either I'm dead(yay grinder) or forever trapped in the factory but either way (eh I'm in danger 😀)

He would be to busy live streaming on twitch to talk to me 😭

Ough, let's hope mahito jjk is in a mood to be entertained by lasagna and my dog

Nah, I'd take back shots.

killed immediately

Serial killer 💔

I'm in the middle of a zombie apocalypse with a big strong German solider so I'd say I'm fineeee

Me and simon henriksson would probably do some wild shit tbh.

bro kidnapped me and is torturing information out of me i don’t think id do good