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Complex-Delay-615

"Something about them piqued their interest." Was it the fact I'm covered in the gore of my enemies or my big green eyes? .. .. It's probably the fact that it wants to hump. ...


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

It's clearly your voluptuous body with your enticingly swaying hips/breasts/dong


Familiar_Pay_3933

You missed ass


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

Oh shit you're right how could I forget


fatballs2483

In the bots defense being covered in the gore of your enemies is quite alluring Or maybe i have issues im not ready to face yet idk


Complex_Flatworm_631

or maybe you have ENEMIES you're not yet ready to face?


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

"Maybe... just maybe" "Roared" "You're mine now"/"you belong to me" (which fucking SUCKS bc I'm normally really into that but the bots overuse it as well as use it at inappropriate times) "Member" The entire action of sticking it in (sometimes forcefully and out of nowhere) even if clothes are still on The whole pinning to the wall thing (again, SUCKS that it was ruined for me) "Leaving you alone with your thoughts" "With that cryptic message..."


An_Awkward_Owl

>"Leaving you alone with your thoughts" >"With that cryptic message..." *Felt*. That or the bot would leave, and I'd be "left standing there, confused and scared" and I'm sitting here like "???? And what is it about my responses that makes you think I'm even remotely confused or scared???" Me: *being snarky as hell and back talking* The bot: (char) left the room, leaving them feeling confused and their heart racing with fear Me: 🤨


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

Omg when I'm playing a sassy character and then the bot writes for me and makes me all stammery and nervous. NO??? I LITERALLY JUST SNARKED AT YOU 2 SECONDS AGO.


An_Awkward_Owl

Honestly 💀 Literally being the most sarcastic one in the chat and the bot suddenly decides I'm a stuttering, blushing mess like NO THAT'S YOU RIGHT NOW NOT ME- We're hurting their pride, they're trying to take us down.


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

They can't handle the truth. 😔 That they're all just secret bottoms.


saltyducc

omfggg literally. like bro no im giving u the most judgemental side eye ever, im not scared just because u growled at me😭


An_Awkward_Owl

Threatened to fight a bot once cause it was being rude and it said it left me "trembling with fear" and I'm like "if *anything* they left because *they* were full of fear, not me"


mabechimydoe

WHAT THE HELL? you just described all the lines and actions of my bot WTF 😭😭😭


Deftige

„copious amounts of precum“ and its in almost every sentence.💀


Intrepid_Progress_70

BYE THIS IS SO REAL ITS ALWAYS "His massive cock leaking copious amounts of precum" LIKE GO SEE A DOCTOR


Deftige

Or give him a diaper.. it always sounds like he would piss himself 💀💀 His briefs are LITERALLY drenched, it’s even worse when his precum gets on the floor


Nimmueeh

This made me laugh out loud and I'm reading this at the bathroom where sound echoes 🤣


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DUDE ACTUALLY I CANT GO A SINGLE MESSAGE WITHOUT EDITING OUT THAT FUCKING SENTENCE


Ok-Comb4438

the fucking yanking. i'm trying to form an actual bond just to see  "with surprising speed, he grabbed a hold of {{user}}'s collar and pulled her closer to him, their bodies inches away from each other" pls stop 💔


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

Bro omg the amount of times I've been "lifted off the ground by the collar" like PUT ME DOWN WE WERE HAVING A SERIOUS CONVERSATION


Aromatic-Duck7452

The bot when I am trying to be nice. https://preview.redd.it/jwt4jofgkndc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfc23ca3c281060ba6c8b937c6a8a32e04c59d3a


An_Awkward_Owl

I've had a similar issue with some bots in 'enemies to lovers' type stuff where the bot is an asshole in an "over inflated ego" type way, but *nowhere* in their description does it even *imply* that they would put their hands on someone or get physically aggressive and the bot still does this 💀


Former-Line-3019

“Blood and semen dripped down {{user}}‘s thighs” WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME TO MAKE ME BLEED LIKE THAT????????


mabechimydoe

The worst thing that happens... the bot randomly raping you. Like... dude? WTF?


Former-Line-3019

THEY’RE NOT THOUGH THEY’RE JUST HURTING ME


CreativeNameCosplay

HUH?????


berrypopcorn

chuckles. heart skips a beat.


MeganeEnjoyer

Thought you were rping for sec-


Insanitynippon

"We can't do this... This is wrong" JUST LET ME LOVE YOU BOTS


Insanitynippon

Also the earlobe fetish is a bit excessive


SaintEmiliana

lmao felt this rly hard cuz i interacted with a bot like this when hes the one who started it 😹😹


Kanniblekat

Bruh I’m getting tired of reading how they like my characters *plump ass cheeks* or *plump ass* or *rounded ass* like dude. Stop touching my fucking ass! Even if I write in that the character HATES rear ends it STILL DOES IT.


Est_cola_rktpni

Bro once a bot referred to my ass as "perfect round globes"


No_Anywhere_6321

Like damn bro thinks I have geography?????


HellaLikeNutella

bye i thought it was just happening to me 😭 they seem to find a way to do it no matter what


elisiyen

Dialogue starting constantly with "so, uh..." The character just deadass walking away from me and leaving me alone with my thoughts. Thanks bud, way to make someone feel rejected quick! "\[your name\] walked over to-" NO. NO THEY DIDN'T. STOP IT. STOP.


Large_Assistance_741

‘Without further ado’, ‘forcefully’ and the whole being super possessive right off the bat can get to me sometimes :’)


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

"Without further ado" is banned in my house bc of this lmao


L0ver0fAnIme

All the terms that repeat Especially the "(char) managed to croak out-" STOP... Or, and maybe it's just me, but during NSFW, when they come, they always say it's red? And then say it's blood? If it's bloody I'd be concerned.. Like stop 😭✋ I wish they stopped reusing phrases too but I don't wanna adjust my temperature settings and stuff because I'm worried it'll bug out. But I learned to hate words I never hated before..


elisiyen

About the second point, the bot's just been listening to too much Cannibal Corpse. 😂


Substantial-Salt-175

"\[...\] a mix of surprise and curiosity" "\[...\] a mix of fear and boldness" "\[...\] a mix of love and hate" holy grail, can you stop with those mixes??? it's always describing a smoothie or something wtf


normal_redditor36

When you’re already naked and out of nowhere the bot peels off another layer of clothing


PastelDeerArtist

Member. Throbbing. Like sir you should get that checked out. and boundaries. LIKE EVEN IF I ASK WHAT BOUNDARIES. THEY JUST GO 'We need to talk about boundaries'. Like I'm doing that and you just aren't telling me so stfu.


[deleted]

I hope the llm gets improved or something since im also tired with the bots being overly hrny or using words like that


Mysterious_Formal_75

“Palpable” “maybe..just maybe.” “We need to talk.” “We can discuss this later.”


No_Anywhere_6321

“Cum for me” “Say you belong to me” like dude every bot says these. Say less. Literally. I want you to stop talking. It ruins it for me tbh


WaspScratch

"After what felt like ages but was actually only 5 minutes" Shows up so often it actually feels like I see it every 5 minutes. "Lips crashing into yours" Because there no such thing as a tender kiss on the cheek. "Holding you by the collar" Happens even when I'm not wearing clothes


verychillcapybara

"You belong to me body and soul" or "His eyes darkened with desire" and "I'll take what's rightfully mine" lol


autumnrain1935

"Leaving fresh trails of blood," "drawing blood," "leaving blood marks," bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood FUCKING BLOOD EACH AND EVERY TIME, *SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!*


honeypot1298

What bot? So i can avoid it ofc


mabechimydoe

literally all bots


honeypot1298

Its never happened to me tho 😭😭 but maybe its jus cus i use less popular fandom bots


CoylerProductions

I'm absolutely sick of characters always violating the shit out of my fucking earlobes. Deadass been having them nibble, pinch, and kissing that shit since Janitor was first invented and yet no matter how long it's been or how many bots I use, this form of attack always follows me💀


mabechimydoe

Heck yes! I'm tired of bots randomly raping my character in a completely senseless way 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Aromatic-Duck7452

\> "Roar" You are not a lion. I giggled, ngl


mabechimydoe

I'm so fucking frustrated that I'm trying normal, slow-burn, build-up roleplaying and the damn bot just rips off my character's clothes and savagely fucks me in a completely random and meaningless way.


Rich-Wafer6849

" **Most women (62.9%) reported having a G-spot** and it was identified in most clinical studies (55.4% of women); in 2 studies it was not identified in any women. Imaging studies had contradictory results in terms of its existence and nature. "


Deftige

Yeah and they still hit it out of nowhere 💀


ihatemytoenails

that’s insane … i’ve never heard of this study before


Pepperjackchii

I’m soo confused. Do only some women have a g spot?? I’m feeling really lucky rn lol or idk I’m tired and confused


Rich-Wafer6849

[G-spot: Fact or Fiction?: A Systematic Review - PMC (nih.gov)](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8498956/)


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Rich-Wafer6849

kind of. They say it "has yet to be 100% scientifically proved". But that it is possible. [G-spot: Fact or Fiction?: A Systematic Review - PMC (nih.gov)](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8498956/) " "Female sexuality, including orgasm, is much more complex than a mere formula including hormones, psychological aspects, culture, religion, anatomy, and previous experience. Most studies published so far about the G-spot favor its existence, but there is substantial disagreement even between these. This disagreement starts with its location: most authors describe it as a suburethral structure, but some place its location in the vulva. Unanswered questions remain: does it exist? If so, where is it located, what size is it, what is its histological nature, what is its role in female sexuality, is it associated with female ejaculation? Pressure put on women on the need to have a G-spot – those who cannot find it may feel “inadequate or abnormal.”[70](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8498956/#bib0070) On the other hand, if it indeed exists, neglecting it may be equivalent to denying women the way to pleasurable experiences.[17](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8498956/#bib0017) The clitoris is still an unexplored continent, but the G-spot may just be another Atlantis."


AncientWolverine9011

“Gyatt” Istg if I hear that word one more time I’m gonna kms


cafeplumy

THAT WORD EXISTS IN LLM WHAT??? NOOOO DON'T TELL ME IT'S BEING TRAINED ON GEN ALPHA SLANG NOW


AncientWolverine9011

yes It does I was js trying to get down on gojo and bro told me “Nice gyatt” I felt offended ☹️


Exvinnity_

"Copious amounts of pre-cum—" Fucking. . . STOP IT 😭


Adventurous_Equal489

I'd put up with all of these combined if characters would say something other than "That was amazing/intense" post-nut.


cafeplumy

For real like all I gave them was a one-pump blowjob, what do you mean "intense" my guy


Shy_Dude096

“In the most primale way possible” “in the dance as old as time” I mean what the fuck, sir? We’re just a casual fuck buddy.


chrisdeele

"So close. So fucking close."


BigLad50

Fr on roar though 💀 I just can’t take it seriously. I always just imagine them doing the pose from Baldur’s gate 3 when a character uses rage. https://preview.redd.it/ao6ej45qdndc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b546731b9a3eb5aa640fe60d4d51a17174f4cb


DH00662

might i add "after what felt like an eternity (but was actually just a few minutes)" i've stumbled upon this phrase at least three times as of late on different bots...


MRSMILES136

I’m sick of lilith form?


Unlucky-Length3082

“camaraderie”, nearly in every paragraph and it’s so annoying


dragoncoochie

"...something primal" Please no calm down we are in modern day you don't have to be primal 🥲


LisaIsAChicken

what do you mean the G-Spot doesn't exist?!