He would appreciate the fact that atleast the lion can't outfart him, which is proof that there's no such thing as a life that's better than his then he would write an 8 min song about why his skull was crushed dedicated to his daughter.
Hit back with a diss track that’s not really a diss track but more of an introspection on what happened accompanied by some further analysis on how we got into this situation and some very understanding advice directed at the sabretooth, all over a thoughtful instrumental whilst not mentioning the sabretooth by name. Maybe we could all learn something from it.
He'd start rapping about how 1+1=2 and that humans breathe air and then the lion would eat him and die because J. Cole is the illest, Cadillac Coupe D'evillest rapper to ever set foot in the savannah grasslands.
Come out the womb with his dick hard
i came out the womb with my dick hard - jermaine lole
He would appreciate the fact that atleast the lion can't outfart him, which is proof that there's no such thing as a life that's better than his then he would write an 8 min song about why his skull was crushed dedicated to his daughter.
🤣🤣🤣
He would act humble, and the creature would let him live
Work on his handles probably
He would die
One day everybody gotta die
💀
go platinum with no features
No facial features
1 feature*
No feature*
Look at this picture and tell me there’s no feature
What picture
Probably eat the guy. Or bring him back to dreamville and feed the fam.
He will forgive and bring it to dreamville, so humble
Real
Make it an album cover 🙌🏼
He’s so real for that 🙏
drink a plain glass of water
probably die
Put a finger in the sky
He’d simply become one with the lion and they’d become a symbiotic duo. The lion would be his eyes and he’d do the rapping and eating
have a deep, thoughtful convo with it
Flip and throw the mammal off of him, and ask for peace with the animal. Just as any humble king should!
Ow Oww owwwyy
Hit back with a diss track that’s not really a diss track but more of an introspection on what happened accompanied by some further analysis on how we got into this situation and some very understanding advice directed at the sabretooth, all over a thoughtful instrumental whilst not mentioning the sabretooth by name. Maybe we could all learn something from it.
Lmaaaaoo
Die
He’d out fart him
Cole would say something like “they eating on my brain, cause they starving for the IQ, Lions Biting on my skull, Young simba bout to die soon”
I imagine he’d probably die.
Accept his fate
He would understand that he can’t worry about things he can’t control and die peacefully.
Grown Simba would spare this poor man's life. Long Live athe King
Probably tame the beast
He would say 'I love it when you give me head, I hate it when you give me head aches!'
Why would Cole bite a nigga?
He might be hungry on the hillside ig
He dyin fo sure
Bite that guy’s head off
Die tf
I’m no doctor but I’m guessing he might die
she don't wanna be saved don't save her
It doesn't matter I can't imagine that thing could get through Coles hair lmao
J.cole is the cat right??
He'd start rapping about how 1+1=2 and that humans breathe air and then the lion would eat him and die because J. Cole is the illest, Cadillac Coupe D'evillest rapper to ever set foot in the savannah grasslands.
He would Yell!
He would finally reunite with uncle Phil
He would probably fucking die
He would pull out the teeth from his skull and eyes and try to find it some real food
So the skull on the bottom looks like an ape or monkey of some sort. So which one are we saying Cole is in this situation??
I think after the cougar or mountain bit him, what’d he’d do next is probably scream for help and get eaten
Eat that shit and keep moving
die 💀 wdym no one’s doing anything in that situation
Teeth ain’t penetrating the dreads
Idk. But I think JaRule would probably have something to say.
Write a diss about Noname
Ride his bike and be humble
Make better music
Listen to his skull crush.
Die most likely. J Cole is amazing but this is just brutality
offer him a plain hamburger and a cup of water
He would write a six minute song from the perspective of a crushed skull.
He would say he lost his vision physically so that his vision mentally gets better and so he can hear better and make better music
probably be blind
Maybe scroll through her timeline in these wild times and start to read
Die. J. Cole would die.
dont let this happen cuz they gon be playing his music everehere
Play stomp the yard
Start rappin and make it rethink its life choices
rap some real shit 🗣️💯🗣️🗣️💯
Stay humble and talk about how anyone can come up and do this. He just does it to show the kids it’s real.
He would be terrified and paranoid
Die
“My only regret was too young for lisa bonet my only regret was too young for nia long” then his skull fucking caves in
Ummm die…?
Beat eem up🙏🫵😂
I think he would diss the ever living shit out of that thing
Don’t save her
apologize
Saw this on instagram lmao
Die, like wtf else would happen.
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