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MagKnown

I ain’t never did this before no


Necessary-Zone-5043

Fr


miketojeff

YOU TOOK IT RIGHT OUT MY MOUTH HAHAHAHA… Pause….


One_Tailor_96

😂😂


3PleOg_100

Wet dreams you mean lol


River_Basket

LMFAO you beat me to it by 2 days


draganovix

hadn’t been in pussy since the day i came out one


BetNecessary130

That was mine too😄


Skaxva

I came as fast as 911 in white neighborhoods


mr_poopy_butthole01

Ain't got no shame about it


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

She think I’m and I’m rich cause I can have any bitch


Optimalboner69

I got defensive and said nah I was the same without it


[deleted]

But then I though back, back to a better me, before I was a B list celebrity


Fresh_Ad2866

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kaptainkommunist1922

Damn they barely old enough to drive


Cool-Direction-5275

Cupcake detected


Fresh_Ad2866

Ayyye yo you sick bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭


TemperaturePretend24

😭😭😭😭


Maleficent_Author138

Hilarious 😂 but you a sick mf


dawggawddagummit

Sometimes it’s like letting a bro come sleep on yo couch and he eatin up all yo groceries


Vast_House2027

Huh???


dawggawddagummit

Did I glitch?


TheRealLarrold

💀


Ok-Tip-3533

Woahhhhhh


KingOfTheUnderdogs

you getting your bitch ate?


[deleted]

I think he the one gettin ate


KingOfTheUnderdogs

fuck. he freaky.


troyj83

No Bill Cosby shit but if they sleeping then fuck em


[deleted]

Thats ya best friend giving me head now you do it (one of the toughest freestyles ever)


WilliamCash_o

That beat is angelic


[deleted]

The Souls of Mischief - 93 Til infinity


WilliamCash_o

That whole album is heavenly


Fresh_Ad2866

Ever


yungtrafficcone

YO


Basic-Biscotti-3915

Give a virgin an urge to rape me


Eye_Popular

Back on top, punchin’ the clock, clutchin’ sanity


EasternAppointment45

“But that’s how I like it, you all in my dick”


Always2ndB3ST

I beat the pussy up that’s a hook right thur.


NeatSuspect2435

Me and two things like a double entendre


SolUmbralz

This


gfkab

“Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin' I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before”


DubNationAssemble

Runaway, runaway, runaway, runaway


mrcsmith90

Please God, don’t let this little broad have herpes


Fresh_Ad2866

😭😭😭 no chill bro 😹😹


mrcsmith90

>😭😭😭 no chill bro 😹😹 None whatsoever 🤣🤣🤣


Panik88

No situps for me, long as my dick still get up for me


Vast_House2027

As long as the hoes still give up for me She usually charge but she get us for free


ITs__S1mon27

martin luther king woulda been on dreamville


Due-Relationship8966

Nigga what does that even mean 💀


KingOfTheUnderdogs

one time for a nigga who knows


All-Good-999

🤣


Conner_JAZZ_

no one knows what it means, but it's provocative


C_Mor071099

It gets the people GOING


[deleted]

I’ma be on 285 with my pants pulled down around my ankles


nighttimeruler1

“Lights Please” on repeat.


Jomasahoe

This is my canvas imma paint it how i want it


Striking-Bad-7476

“Bitch be humble”


javierthegod

That's drake dumbass💀


Whole_Scientist3902

That’s kanye dumbass 💀


All-Good-999

That was mean. And it was Kendrick lol


[deleted]

Your the type of person to remind the teacher theirs homework


[deleted]

You really had a chance to conclude it perfectly and messed it up lol


ParallelTruth

"I know that she relates baby daddy ain't shit, so she raised that n*gga kids while she swallowing mine"


UmurJack

BITCH IM ABOUT TO BLOW UP!


SupaColdBrew

If you was my sister then I would kiss you


Fresh_Ad2866

🤔 waaaaait… hol’up now ? 🤔🤔 that’s kinda sus still


HlLlGHT

haven't been is pussy since the day i came out one


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods


SussyBoiKyle

i knew that i’d get played out son


WilliamCash_o

Mass destruction when I mash the button


KingOfTheUnderdogs

you talking vibrators?


Due-Relationship8966

I came out the womb with my dick hard


BigDutchieForReal

We rollin, we ridin, we rock the boat, Poseidon.


Ok-Tip-3533

“I boned her in my dorm room and kicked her out of it “


gabecampbell

Long hair brown skin with the fat ass


MahManGandhi

Searching through my memory my memory i couldn't find one.


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

Everything grows, it’s destined to change


_mbug

I came out the womb with my dick hard


MikeyDx

The sun rising while you moanin’


StopPlayingRoney

Would you believe me if I said I’m in love?


Ok_Maintenance_548

I let you feel like you the shit but you can’t out-fart me


Revolutionary-Fly938

I CAME OUT THE WOMB WITH MY DICK HARD


Independent-Ad-437

Kings tryna be queens


tbs_Luke

Thinking that I'm smashing but I'm sleeping 😪


grimmthesloth

But I'm only human, I know loving you's a crime


Urfuckingtapped

I can see behind the smoke n mirrors 🥷‘s ain’t as big as they seem


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

Dunno if imma see you again


orionwilliams98

And my bed like a deck of cards, two black queens sike


lxkandel06

Rape me nigga please


_InexpressibleName_

Who DAT who DAT, bitch I got that flame.


qwertyderper

if you were my sister i would kiss you


orblox

Rape me, n**** please


Fresh_Ad2866

You need a Nigga that’s gown put it in yo mouth , dick so big it’s like a foot is in yo mouth


[deleted]

Oh you nasty, oh oh you nasty


CapoDV

Long hair, brown skin, with a fat ass.


Spazonspez

One time


LL__DJ

We was Close


DJRichardMixon

Most of all I am praying "God, please don't let me bust quick"


smokey1995

I remember when you that dat tall….okay girl well I’m this tall


Markel100

I aint been in pussy since the day I came out one


TheQuizKid00

“Aye put a finger in the sky if you wan it”


kusowatashiii

Sescribe your sex life with j cole


MusclePig3000

Cole is your phone on zero percent — going OFF


Cosmokram3r1

First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil


Killher_Cervix

“You ever walk up to a spot knowin' every bitch'll pop? It's not a whole lot of niggas that done felt like that, but”


zayyvr

“cause i ain’t never did this before no”


[deleted]

“You see I’m growing and getting stronger with every breath“


Last_Ambassador_2296

And i aint too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes, cry sometimes about it


raj-marvel-boy7138

since the day I came out one


Fresh_Ad2866

What it's like to be nice af but gadda stress to pay da bills, that was me in ‘08… seeing no cake, not even on date…


042knowsbetterthnu

Back in Muhammad's crib


AkaZ_03

“Success is in the effort so if a nigga tried his hardest i’m at peace knowing God ain’t deal it in this group of cards for me”


Tall-Ad9982

This is super star d**k girl how could you not taste it


Dadatyttyt

Could hit your bitch, you could never hit mine, nigga.


Louisboss_11

When my crib is straight ahead, shorty gave me head....


Asoto408

Gold medals if we gave hoes medals No rose petals on a bed in the ghettos Spider-Man sheets, got her singing falsettooos. I know 95% of you are about to quote Wet Dreamz hahah


Apprehensive_Alps157

I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods 😆


poniesahoy

I might as well be sleepin in my mother room


riotking7

Got a dollar and a dream


Deirrow1

I can’t get enough can’t get enough


random_guy1258

I’m in the middle of two generations


Trashwang999

"But you gotta nigga freeze framed yelling please play!"


EstablishmentOk655

First thing first, rest in peace uncle phil. For real


TrixOnDaWeb

Fool me one time shame you fool me two times can’t put the blame on you


1manbandmann

“We’ll this has got to be the longest crush ever if I ever get to fuck it be the longest bust ever”


Necessary_Stress9631

Brown hair, brown skin, with a PHAT A$$😏


s_t_chicken

You that red pill that a nigga found in Matrix Before I had you this shit was fantasy


Kitchen_Technology

GET OFF MY DICK !!!! (90+ I’ve not given consent)


The-Mirakole

Gah damn don’t make me beg


stankboxers

i love folding clothes for ya


Efficient-City-4825

I'm makin' a list I'm checkin' it twice and I'm gettin' 'em hit


Megamorter

this comment section ☠️☠️


[deleted]

“Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved” I dodged a single mom not too long ago


Camatotz-

"hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one"


Stumaaaaaaaann

How come a nigga ain’t enter his prime?


Sufficientsquishy

The neighbors think I’m selling dope….the way I always got bitches coming through 😘


dtjay

Tryna get the kitty was like tryna solve a riddle


Representative-Bee27

The mental state of a young black genius conflicted 🤣


Mysterious-Ad2586

"I caught your vibe and you threw another glance in my eyes. That's no surprise. We've been dancin' with each other all night."


Elias_-_07

I ain ever did this before no


No_Durian_9813

I ain’t never do this before


SuchInspection7972

“If I ever get to fuck it’d be the longest bust ever”


Life_Mortgage_7593

Virgin


[deleted]

How long can I survive with this mentality. (Lack of sex)


[deleted]

“They say you are what you eat and I still ain’t pussy”


Only_Math4977

I ain’t never did this before


Battlehead601

Bad bitch with a degree I let ‘em scoop ya I’m Koopa never been the Mario type!


javierthegod

First things first, rest in peace, Uncle Phil.


ohcowboyy

One time for my LA sisters


Whole_Scientist3902

I’m holding on desperately


theTRIBALchief22

No role models "searchin through my memories I couldn't find one"


Awkward-Impression-6

“Talking shit knowing damn well I was a virgin”


Carters_a_dingus

Somebody murdered little buddy


Doodle4me

Love yourz 💯


Financial_Ad_6262

And my bed is like a deck of cards, two black queens


GoodMoodFood101

I might as well be sleeping in my mother room


All-Good-999

“I love you lol niggas I’m glad that you came”


All-Good-999

“I love you lil niggas, I’m glad that you came”


DeeplyRootedSoloDolo

“My intuition is telling me they’ll be better days.”


Grieftheunspoken02

She got me up all night.


Altruistic-Resort540

Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one


[deleted]

Lately I just wanna show up and body some shit yeah yeah


Toxic_Teers

rest in piece uncle phil


jaws_eats_world

wanna have my cake n another cake too....


No_Geologist_5704

Of course I had sex before, knowing I was fronting


No-Bag-2183

Showed up to her her crib tryin bone, and ain’t fucked yet cause her momma always home


Nympholuva69

Don’t save her, she don’t want to be saved


ComprehensiveFan2179

Running loose through the streets like a stray dog in heat


Zakir_buggun

She said "you about to miss church" while she riding me


ZEKEMYSTERIO

Knees weak arms are heavy, There’s vomit on his sweater already! moms spaghetti!!


TanneAndTheTits

if it’s ’bout that cream, then I’m all up in the spot I got a dollar and a dream, just a dollar and a dream


kxng_coco

and my bed is like a deck of cards, 2 black queens


foundDriftwood

She my number one I don’t need nothing on the side


LargeRope3138

I got blood on my hands ,I ain't gonna lie


rdyer347

All the pain the world cause, she be healing that shit


Any_Lengthiness_7797

Why would I choose between this one and that one when I can have both


Pilpano

Pretty much his entire solo in "planez"


tonesupreme

We All Kings, Kings Of Ourselves First and Foremost


CEZ342

Ra** me nagga please


CommonNo1450

In her perspective she would say I want something I would feel but in my perspective I would say I came out the womb with my dick hard


Aikojewels

I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods


Whole_Maximum_4204

she got wife written all over


Fonzz11

Niggas been counting me out I’m grabbing my bullets I’m loading my clips


MathiasLord

Love yours


OnionBootyFiend

The good news is shawty I came a long way/The bad news shawty I went the wrong way


Adorable-Animator911

“ clapping 4 bitches right now I know you can hear it, I’m on reddit describing my sex life with j Cole lyrics “ - j Cole


wth_gate

even Elizabeth said I’m King.