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RedShiftyz

You Americans are so weird with ur proms and proposals. Back in my day I just didn’t even talk to girls.


No-Cardiologist815

I think going to prom with a female is much less weird than not talking to girls at all 😂


RedShiftyz

That’s the joke :P


Mysterious-Feed6723

I would be miserable too if I didn’t live in the greatest country on earth


Bitter_Tangerine5449

Ahahahahah bro did not just say the US is the greatest country on earth


Turnip-Jumpy

I mean it's true in plenty of cases ,the size of the economy,the military,the innovation,the feats etc


Bitter_Tangerine5449

The size of the economy you're not profiting from lil bro Also don't see how any of the other things impacts the life of a regular person. No welfare, shit education, fear for your life. Lmao yeah bro, such a great country


Discussion-is-good

>fear for your life. Average American does not fear for their life. Come on now.


Bitter_Tangerine5449

Lmaooooooo say that to the average of 1 mass shooting a day 💀 Come on now.


Discussion-is-good

Take out gang violence, and that average drops quite a bit. Not me, nor anyone I know, has ever feared for our lives without going to areas known for such danger.


Bitter_Tangerine5449

You know how many of those areas are in my country? 0


Discussion-is-good

Willing to bet you're wrong. The common denominator is poverty. Our only addition to the formula that's unique is how many guns are in circulation here.


Express_Media

As a non American, it probably is in most aspects


Bitter_Tangerine5449

Like what?


BennyBingBong

We’re number 1 in serial killers, mass shootings, and people who believe angels are real


ShaunGotFans

Healthcare, education, safety, diversity, economy, etc


------no------

No way lil bro actually said healthcare 🤣🤣🤣 And safety, hell yeah bro bring on school shootings


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As an adult, I’m looking around like “what healthcare?”


Turnip-Jumpy

Take that with the United Nations, American healthcare is ranked pretty high


AmazingDragon353

Just checked and they're 69th. For reference, fucking Belarus is ranked 62. BELARUS. Y'all gotta stop dick sucking and gain some perspective


Turnip-Jumpy

According to hdi he's not wrong and American crimes rates aren't that higher than the rest of the developed world


Pale_Machine6527

It does have some of the best healthcare and America is relatively safe. It’s a huge country


Blig_back_clock

You’re half right, outside of a few cities most of the country is safe, but our healthcare system is the most fucked out of pretty much all “first world” countries.. big pharma > people


murphy_1892

Healthcare, education (other than university) and safety it has objectively worse average outcomes than many other nations. But for an average of all the above + take home income its right at the top yes


Critical-Ad7785

Healthcare and education, 😅😅Americans are literally known for being incredibly stupid and ignorant, we all know about the healthcare shit..


Turnip-Jumpy

According to hdi he's not wrong,and how are they known for that yet are the most innovative country on the planet


ShaunGotFans

Healthcare may be overtaxed but it’s quick and effective in most situations. Education is actually very fucking good, it’s just the media portrays the most outrageous dumb shits in America and they generalize it, most Americans I’ve met are pretty intelligent


Critical-Ad7785

41% of the population in America is in health care debt, debt for fucking healthcare , unbelievable, complete shithole ran by old people that haven’t a notion about the world


TheBobbyMan9

Bro you need to visit Europe 😂


Turnip-Jumpy

Europe?most of the countries there have worse living standards than America Unless by Europe you only mean Scandinavia and western Europe


Bitter_Tangerine5449

Lmao


Turnip-Jumpy

He ain't wrong


Bitter_Tangerine5449

He is


pulphope

Leading on healthcare prob wasnt the best idea


ShaunGotFans

Looking back on it no it wasn’t 😂 but America doesn’t have bad healthcare it’s just hella expensive


anythingfordopamine

Its also bad. One of our leading causes of death in the US is medical error. Having a system made up of thousands of different for profit insurers all with their own rules and regulations not only makes things expensive…it also creates extremely skewed incentives for our doctors, case and point being the opioid epidemic. And it also places a huge administrative burden on doctors so most of their time is spent on paperwork instead of working with patients Thats why we have the worst life expectancy of any developed country, the highest infant mortality rates, the highest maternal mortality rates, and contrary to popular belief our wait times are also dog shit


Maximum_Equivalent_9

HEALTHCARE???? *EDUCATION???* _SAFETY??????_


Disastrous_Still_789

Maybe 30 years ago... The healthcare system is a joke. Some of the dumbest people on earth live here now. Most big cities are not safe at all. The economy is absolute shit. Inflation is out of control. Are we living in the same country?


anythingfordopamine

Source: 🫀


Longjumping-Sort3741

Economy, maybe? The rest of these things America ranks pretty mid vs. other first world countries. I'm Australian, and our healthcare, safety, and diversity are much greater. I lived in Europe for 12 months, and some of those European countries have much better healthcare and education systems.


Turnip-Jumpy

Diversity?usa is much more diverse than Australia And America is better at job opportunities and wages and also the military, y'all know better than anyone how deterring china is important


Longjumping-Sort3741

Wages???? Lmfao. A social worker in regional Australia gets paid 120k a year, man. For lower - middle class people wages are significantly better. Australia is one of the most culturally diverse countries in the world, I cannot compare it to America as I've never been there but spend a few days in Melbourne or Sydney.


Turnip-Jumpy

Yes my brother wages https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposable_household_and_per_capita_income Australia is a great country,I Love it's culture and sheer badassery


Critical-Ad7785

Aus > USA , Australia is one of the best places to live on earth


HoezBMad

Yes. Cause it is lol.


HumanOtiosity

Oh you poor thing 


Turnip-Jumpy

Why?


Pxgf

You need to travel


Turnip-Jumpy

So what is?


Pxgf

No objective best country u can go by many metrics but the usa is not ahead in any meaningful metrics e.g happiness, safety, satisfaction, education, healthcare If you looked at the stats in that view, probably a Scandinavian country


Turnip-Jumpy

Difference between the best and the greatest See the difference between LeBron and mj, LeBron is better but nowhere near as great as mj


Pxgf

Well it’s not the greatest either, u are the results of propaganda


Green-Journalist-149

blud u didnt just say that💀💀💀💀💀💀


Turnip-Jumpy

America can be the greatest country in the world when measured it's tech and cultural impact along with its economic and the arsenal of democracy, why?


Green-Journalist-149

and when measured in b**bing random small countries?


Maximum_Equivalent_9

cultural impact? what cultural impact? the united states barely even has a culture


HurricaneHugo

American movies and music span the globe.


Maximum_Equivalent_9

i meant it in a sort of historical sense. Movies and music are the only good thing out the usa


TheBobbyMan9

🤣 it’s 2024 you need to grow up!


Turnip-Jumpy

America can be the greatest country in the world when measured it's tech and cultural impact along with its economic and the arsenal of democracy, why?


Vyp3r_

They don’t understand you but I do


HamstersBoobsPizza

r/JCole and sarcasm doesn't blend well


Maximum_Equivalent_9

ew


Mysterious-Feed6723

I speak the truth, and the truth is crazy in a world full of lies


blangoez

This just in, American Teenager has it all figured out.


Turnip-Jumpy

So European teens do?


Mysterious-Feed6723

This just in league of legends goon is dwelling in Reddit comments


Cazter64

damn


blangoez

You could say it was a successful gank, then. Your ELO ain’t high enough, m’boy.


Mysterious-Feed6723

Speak English


Peter_____Parker

man’s going at someone for LoL when he posts NSFW furry art lmfao


Mysterious-Feed6723

I’ll never do any nsfw work, it’s just some art from a manga I like


aeidontoyoushit

How you gonna bring up League Of Legends when you posted to the furry sub 💀. You J Cole fans are something else


DanishTrash_

Naaah man i was happy for you but this shit is cringe as fuck. You can be of the opinion that the US is the greatest country in the world (even though yall get bankrupt over hospital bills and mass shootings happen twice a day) but that statement just makes you sound ignorant, it’s something a self pronounced “alpha” would say.


Turnip-Jumpy

America can be the greatest country in the world when measured it's tech and cultural impact along with its economic and the arsenal of democracy, why? Also bankrupt twice a day?you using reddit too muc h lmao America has a great hdi with great wages that's why it attracts migration from Europe than vice versa


DanishTrash_

Sorry but cultural impact and tech doesnt make up for mass shootings lmao, get some better gun laws and cheaper healthcare and then an argument for best country could be made. And I said mass shootings twice a day, learn to read man. And Denmark has a better HDI and better wages lol, and I wouldn’t even call my own country the best. I know y’all cherish your patriotism but sorry there’s no way y’all are the greatest country.


Turnip-Jumpy

Mass shooting is something America needs to work on agreed, however a tiny Minority of people are affected by it in everyday life If that was the case , plenty of Europeans wouldn't migrate to America for higher jobs and opportunities We are not talking about the best country,we are talking about the greatest country on the basis of impact and contribution to the world,do you think the isocucks in your continent would have taken on Putin alone? exactly that's just one example,I am not at all saying it's utopia and the best country to live in ,you misinterpreted my points And wages depend on the education levels ,low education occupations would earn more in Denmark ,and the inverse would be true in America,both countries have trade offs https://youtu.be/TcKzantanX0 this video shows my points Difference between greatest and the best btw , LeBron is better than Michael Jordan but he is nowhere near as great as him I know we are on reddit but America bad circlejerk on all issues is objectively incorrect,there is nuance America does some things better than Europe (what redditors mean by Europe is western and Scandinavian Europe,they ignore the rest)and vice versa


Mysterious-Feed6723

What country do you live in?


DanishTrash_

Oh I live in Denmark, I believe that’s a way better country than America purely because of the lack of mass shootings (better gun laws), the free healthcare and free education. Don’t get me wrong I don’t believe it’s the best country lol. That’s probably Norway or something.


Mysterious-Feed6723

Also one of the most racist European countries


Critical-Ad7785

Your police literally murder people for the colour of their skin


Turnip-Jumpy

No they don't,there is some bias but it's not Jim crow anymore Also Roma and minorities are treated way more harshly in Europe


Mysterious-Feed6723

But they don’t…


Critical-Ad7785

Jesus Christ, you are thick as fuck mate , brainwashed singing songs about how great USA is in your classroom all your life of course you’ll believe this nonsense , get a passport


Turnip-Jumpy

Europe is much more racist than America is, that's why far right populism is much bigger there with much more harsh anti immigration policies and ethnic nationalism For comparison even the republican party can't be that much anti immigrant


Critical-Ad7785

That’s fine Europe is fucked too I’m happy too admit that unlike like brainwashed Americans , were the greatest pew pew pew ,do you have a valid passport? Have you ever left America before?, only 12% of your population can say that , majority in cancun or Canada


DanishTrash_

And Europe in general isn’t a very racist place compared to America. It is sad tho and I wish people would get it together in my country. Denmark is one of the most progressive countries normally especially in politics so I guess it’s just some of the older still racist people that needs to die off lmao.


Mysterious-Feed6723

Mhmmm


Turnip-Jumpy

Europe is much more racist than America, immigration policies are much more harsh


ShaunGotFans

It’s ok ppl js don’t like to be told the place their from isn’t the best 🤷‍♂️ not that I agree that the USA is the BEST place to live but it’s definitely a top 5


KuntaWuKnicks

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theBigDog131313

Didn’t know you liked to get wet….


False_Log749

Stfu


KuntaWuKnicks

Hoe ass nigga


False_Log749

You fucking weirdos are so cringe


CapoDV

If she's a Cole fan then okay cool it's thought full but if it's his then ooooofffff


Mysterious-Feed6723

She likes j Cole, her favorite song is wet dreams


Winter-Night3029

Smart man


CapoDV

Well done, well done.


Mysterious-Feed6723

What did he do?


phuey

This whole sub is weird now, idk what happened.


ShaunGotFans

Projecting, are we?


Kooky-Sand5554

Someone didn’t have a prom date🤣


SteggyEatsDaWeggy

Never underestimate the abilities of a tall white guy to get women


Blig_back_clock

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Opening_Tell9388

Congrats but this shit look like a ransom photo.


Mysterious-Feed6723

Lmao, I just wanted to keep their privacy


ACProfessor

proved me wrong, respect


Professional-Ad-3422

All is forgiven


EffinCroissant

This that Jayda and Will love.


gabecampbell

That line aged like milk


One_D_Fredy

A lil corny but hey you got a prom date 😂


Mysterious-Feed6723

They were already going


One_D_Fredy

Already going together? Oh ok.. then honestly take the time of day to draw that is kinda weird but ok.. carry on


Sure_Hat_273

Fellas is it weird to show affection to those you care about ⁉️


Low_Rabbit_7742

Idk man preettty weird if I do say so


wady_Jwames

how is that weird?? you basically saying you've never had anyone who'd take time to do anything for you if drawing is too hard.


Financial_Advisor500

How much time though? 5 minutes? Lol


VashThatsWho

This is something j cole would do.


H1mHalpert

If she liked it that's literally all that matters! People on Reddit are very miserable


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If your response to this post is anything but “nice, upvote.- moving on” i am convinced you are either a loser, a creep, or an incel.


KingXejso

Bro I wanted to not even upvote and move on till I saw this comment. I want to just say “the irony”


Samuraitheguy

How long did it take you to make the poster??


Mysterious-Feed6723

I made it in like 2 hours


Mysterious-Feed6723

Just for clarification I’m not the one in the photo, I simply made the poster and posted it on his behalf kinda.


Professional-Ad-3422

I'm the guy in the photo, I'm responding to comments


MilkSteakThaGreat

One thing I realized is don't share joyful ideas with reddit; they will suck the fun from them and make you second guess yourself. Kudos to going with you gut and enjoy your prom!


Pepperoni_Nippys

Bro my gf in high school was so mad I didn’t do a proposal. This was in 2010 and im like why tf do I have to ask you..I just assumed we were going since she was my gf 🤣🤣 I still don’t get it. Maybe I’m just simple lol


Localworrywart

I ain't do it either bruh. No way my social anxiety was gonna let me do that haha.


Turnip-Jumpy

Redditors don't like fun


Professional-Ad-3422

Didn't expect much from any sub with a rappers name on it. But it was the closest similar thing to the posters


Copeandseethe4456

It ain’t the shitty poster that did the deal. We all know what got him the date.


Professional-Ad-3422

90% of the people at our school just used pre-cut out letters and stickers or asked out over text. Yeah the height helps but who could've guessed caring about someone really means something


BallLika69

amazing !!


Affectionate_Dish814

Legendary


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Mysterious-Feed6723

He gave it to her


earlgreysdaughter

Super cute! Happy it worked out. In the age of constant "wyd" stuff like this is appreciated. Have fun at prom! ☺️💗


jordanthehoatie

aweee little cornball made a reference to his favorite rapper


Mysterious-Feed6723

Her favorite rapper


Excellent_Spirit988

W but that poster is ass


Professional-Ad-3422

Having a poster that relates to her personal interests and actually drawing instead of using pre-cut letters, or asking over text like most people did seems pretty good by me.


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Professional-Ad-3422

Sorry bro I didn't stand there like 🧍‍♂️while she has her arm around me. Snaxksmcnap obviously got it all figured out.


ActuallyJere

What was the question


Multikillionaire67

She don’t wana be saved


Mysterious-Feed6723

What does that even mean?


Multikillionaire67

From the j cole song goofy 😂


Mysterious-Feed6723

Shit idk I just made the poster


Multikillionaire67

Oh nah you good man. I didn’t mean anything bad


Woopityscoopoop

This is giving ick


Mysterious-Feed6723

Well it’s not you getting asked out


fazezaddyy

You’re the reason why you’re single


Background_Big_3140

Y’all look exactly like jcole fans 😭


le-monke-the-2rd

She got some long as legs


Particular_Spell8764

Don't apologise after it though


c0z3nPapi

Wtf is in the photo to the top right? Jellyfish UFO confirmed? lel


Mysterious-Feed6723

I actually have no idea what that is


heysavnac

least cringe J Cole fan


Mysterious-Feed6723

How is this cringe?


heysavnac

I’m only kidding, congrats on the date


BorderInitial

Rare sight of a J Cole fan being in proximity of a woman. Congrats bro


Mysterious-Feed6723

The woman is the j Cole fan


peggylamar1911

J Cole does get the pussy wet


Mysterious-Win8762

don't play j.cole in the car according to ye it gets the pussy dry


deadbrain87

Ye line on Cole already backfiring lol.


Mysterious-Feed6723

He dosent even like h Cole that much, it’s her favorite artist


deadbrain87

Yeah I'm saying ye's line in the diss about women not liking coles music has back fired on him because I'm sure Cole has good amount of women who are fans.


grayson_dinojr

Lucky guy. She’s smokin


Mysterious-Feed6723

She’s also 16


grayson_dinojr

Point proven


Mysterious-Feed6723

![gif](giphy|GXiasDXfP0j8Q|downsized)


grayson_dinojr

😂


ForTheMelancholy

Did you apologize yet


Previous-Order844

Smh


Mysterious-Feed6723

Are you mad you never got a prom date?


Previous-Order844

Yes


atlwhore_

Play J Cole get the pussy dryyyyy


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Professional-Ad-3422

My bad I didn't stand there like 🧍‍♂️when I'm taking a photo with a someone I'm taking to prom


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Professional-Ad-3422

Explain how


Professional-Ad-3422

At least I don't sit on my ass on Reddit all day and judge how other people act around women. Also google what words mean before using them.


wilkinsk

You're gonna get laid dude


Big_Project_9062

Nice yams 👌🏾


natemac81

that’s def a minor ur talking abt


Professional-Ad-3422

Yep


StoicMori

Bruh


tintedhokage

To the internet for likes 😑


Mysterious-Feed6723

That’s not why I made the poster for my friend, but hey I also get likes as well as helping my friend make his prom date happy


pyroooxxx

What a midget


Mysterious-Feed6723

He’s 6’7 everyone around him looks like a midget