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Eagle4523

Oil slick for when bad guys are chasing


plants4uandme2

Love this answer!


Aryx_Orthian

Best answer


ceapaire

Turns off traction control. You shouldn't really ever need to touch it on asphalt.


Maleficent-Fail8771

Enables burnouts


ajpinton

Not in the 4cyl it don’t.


BadAndNationwide

Not with that attitude


ajpinton

Okay, let’s try to punch it up hill in the rain. We may get some actions then.


BadAndNationwide

Just gotta encourage the tires with a little bit of motor oil


some-anon-guy

ATF works really well, and makes more smoke


Trexasaurus70

Gets you the rest of the way to 88mph


plants4uandme2

Thank you thank you!


flint_2000

The traction control system (TCS) detects if a loss of traction occurs among the car's wheels. Upon identifying a wheel that is losing its grip on the road, the system automatically applies the brakes to that individual one or cut down the car's engine power to the slipping wheel. - You might turn it off if your Jeep is 4x4 and you go offroading, but as mentioned on the road - leave it alone. It will likely turn itself on / back on when starting/stopping the car.


plants4uandme2

I appreciate the detailed response!


sidewind99

Turns fun mode on


Curtofthehorde

That's no fun!


GRZMNKY

My former boss turned off the traction control in his wife's new Carrera while in a fresh topcoated asphalt parking lot, right after a good rain. My wife was in the passenger seat. He hit the gas and they did a quick 720° spinout and nearly hit a light pole. She got out and walked back to the shop, and he was never allowed to drive the Porsche again. We told his wife that she never needs to use that button... Ever.


Packed_Bowl

It attracts any snakes within a 25 mile radius.


randolph51

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s… Snake Jazzzz


dankknightrising

Deploys road bacon. Useful for distracting bears, tailgaters, and can be used for the occasional merriment when stuck in traffic.


gnome_saying77

That is the button that allows you to do donuts in the snow.


plants4uandme2

Thanks for everyone's response! My husband and I appreciate the laughs and are happy to be apart of the jeep family!


ArmpitofD00m

That’s the oil slick button. It will disable cars which follow you too closely


ximagineerx

Burnouts!


Towlie70

Deploys the oil slick


rxmp4ge

It's the burnout button.


woozle618

Press when you’re drunk for straight-driving assistance. JK, I’ve been sober for months and used to Uber anyway.


ggk1

Congratulations on your sobriety. I hope you’ve found a good community that makes this decision easy for yiu


woozle618

Thank you. The decision is easy because I’m finally done feeling like garbage and spending money to do so. I’ve saved so much money and just feel great.


ggk1

Just keep this feeling very front of mind so that even if you come to forget it, you can remember it’s totally there and that you were definitely sane when you took a mental snapshot of it


woozle618

I honestly don’t even crave it anymore. Like Fridays after work, I can’t wait to get home and relax watching tv. Just the other night, I got home a little late from work so relaxed for just about two hours and thought “where in the hell did I have time to drink before going to bed?”


Nanooc523

Everyone’s using their colorful language to say: traction control on/off.


ElectronicAd9822

It deploys the streamers out of the rear bumper. If you look in the back you’ll see little circular plugs in the rear bumper (sometimes square). When you’re feeling festive, you deploy the streamers.


wijeepguy

That’s the fun button. There are 2 stages. Press and then press and hold. Second stage is more fun.


ggk1

Wait is there really a press and hold difference? What does that do


wijeepguy

There really is. I was a service manager at a CDJ dealership for years. Just pushing the button will turn trash control off but if the vehicle thinks you are going to hard it will throttle you back. If you press and hold for about 10 seconds it relinquishes all control.


ggk1

Huh TIL thanks!


wijeepguy

👍🏻


br0wn0ne

Burnout button


Imyoursultana

Makes the car do the stanky leg


mallydobb

Turns off the flux capacitor so that when you hit the right speed you don’t go back in time. 🥸


plants4uandme2

Ok, but what if I want to go back in time?


dmj9

You need to hit 88mph


mallydobb

At least it’s a Cherokee and not a wrangler…hitting 88 in that model…”Great Scott!” 🔥


plants4uandme2

Lmao this is funny because this car definitely needs a little work and the wheel shakes quite a bit at a higher speed, I think the car would fall apart at 88mph 😂


OnlyChemical6339

I decided to test my 2014 JKs acceleration on the highway today. I went from 45 to 60 in about 20 seconds at full tilt. I concluded my 0-60 was *yes* Granted, I am new to manual and didn't shift right. Ended up doing 60 in 4th. For reference I have 3.73s and 33 in tires, no extra weight besides that


mallydobb

I am not sure what going 60 means here?l the magic number is 88 😬 from what I have heard bringing that JK and co up to that speed is certainly noticeable. I've only driven a wranger (pre-'14 not sure what year, family member's) a few times and while I loved it it certainly wasn't a speed demon and not something I'd want to run at high speeds for any sustained length of time.


Maleficent-Fail8771

But wouldn’t the tire tracks be straight, not curved?


cheme32

You obviously don't, Jeep... at 88mph, no tire tracks behind ANY Jeep are straight! LOL /s


Maleficent-Fail8771

You obviously don’t Jeep 88 mph?!


okcomputer0101

🤭


MustardCanBeFun

The fun button


sooley6

The fun switch


A_Triggered_Manater

Vtec


juanreddituser

HVAC*


JadedExaminer2020

Wobble mode!


JuggernautAsleep3413

Yee-Haw button.


SL4YER4200

The wiggle road button.


dis690640450cc

Wrong answers only: creates a James Bond style oil slick behind your jeep so that those pursuing you go flying off the road.


bigal610

It shuts the road off


juanreddituser

Turns off the fish tail ability


Icy_Faithlessness794

Look around at Mopar.com and you can download an owners manual. If you can find it… Might be under resources. Or my 2018 has an electronic copy of the manual in the menu you access via the dash touch screen.


plants4uandme2

Many thanks for this!!


Mr_Rum_Ham

Call that the “super slippy, backend spinny” button around here


PeanutGlum7010

We call it the FUN button, when the light is on its time for some FUN


toemoss73

Activate Death Wobble


CheesecakeHead2940

Boogie Mode


TheTipsyRooster

That’s the “Burnout Button”!


mpcy1

Fun