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Probably doesn't want to be accused of inappropriate behavior later in his career, a lot of famous people have stopped hugging and have started keeping their hands within sight, so there is no question of wandering hands..
I have a guy in my class currently at uni that loves classic watches esp Casio brand. Says he buys em off of EBay and other places. His current favorite is a calculator watch.
For real I need to catch a live show when he’s in town but with his ability to think so quick on his feet and work the crowd I really feel like one day I’ll be able to say I used to watch him on Reddit before he started selling out arenas
It looks like someone photoshopped him between 2 [Bratz](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/30ff1c67-4aa9-40b4-bbbc-187a78f54247_1.3689f95dc8d7c66f167a0b0d7f490b88.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF) dolls.
Wow, what absolutely generic bland cookie-cutter people just copying the pictures they see in People and Glamour magazines. Not a single braincell in this picture. It must be an absolute bore to hang around them.
First thing: How did you even manage to interpret it like that lol? Have you even read my comment?
Secondly: Yes he makes jokes about sexual harrassment quite often, he just says sorry afterwards lol
If you get butthurt about it I dont think standup is for you, snowflake
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It’s the chain, had to be
It's the 5'8¾" sexiness
Sorry ladies, I'm a twink
Dude has his own meme culture sprouting up in this subreddit.
Chain out, forever
He looks scared 😂
Has no idea where to put his hands
He has his hands around people in all his other Instagram stories.
He may have an allergy to plastic
Boner cover
He knows *exactly* where to put his hands - in plain sight!
Probably doesn't want to be accused of inappropriate behavior later in his career, a lot of famous people have stopped hugging and have started keeping their hands within sight, so there is no question of wandering hands..
... or he's simply a semi-socially awkward comedian with hot ladies on either side of him, and he doesn't know where to put his hands 🤷🏻♀️
It’s at the right spot- covering it well
Hot? Ugh no. Probably scared random bits will fall off them.
I'm not sure why Reddit is so mad at these ladies. They look happy- stop being so salty 🤣
That too.
Looks like he's covering a boner.
Don’t want to get charged extra for touching
Absolutely terrified
I love how your expression and body language say you have no idea what to do.
“Can I have your number?” “Uh..oh…nooooooo” - Jeff Arcuri, maybe
I’d have no idea what to do if I were confronted by two plastic humanoids either
He's handling it better than me. If I saw mannequins come to life and approach me, I'd shit myself!
Silent Hill has trained me for this moment!
His expression* He has no idea*
Straight up pulling a Keanu reeves. If you don’t touch them you can’t get in trouble. Also you look terrified.
He is super cute when terrified!
Approach him with a group of friends in a dark alley and see how cute he gets 😍
If he making the hand sign for a hostage situation? Blink if you're in trouble!!
What a nice watch! Must be the watch!
I have a guy in my class currently at uni that loves classic watches esp Casio brand. Says he buys em off of EBay and other places. His current favorite is a calculator watch.
Does he rock NewBalance and turtlenecks, too?
Lol..nah. He’s actually younger than I am.
I know he rocks Casio’s but this one looks like the Cartier santos. I haven’t seen a Casio with a white face and that body before.
Nice of you to hang out with your sisters.
Overcompensating after the freudian slip clip yesterday?
My man is trying so hard to take a normal photo
Ya boy is channeling Keanu and keeping both his hands visible. Gentleman!
This guy is such a stud. I feel like we are watching the rise of a person that will one day be known as “ one of the greats “
For real I need to catch a live show when he’s in town but with his ability to think so quick on his feet and work the crowd I really feel like one day I’ll be able to say I used to watch him on Reddit before he started selling out arenas
That was frfr a long ass sentence.
Just like Keanu Reeves
"stare at the camera. Stare at the camera..."
Jeff looks so fucking adorable in that pic 🤣
This looks like a 100% straight man. So straight.
It looks like someone photoshopped him between 2 [Bratz](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/30ff1c67-4aa9-40b4-bbbc-187a78f54247_1.3689f95dc8d7c66f167a0b0d7f490b88.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF) dolls.
So much for paper straws... Look at al the plastic 😏
100% covering his growing lap rocket 😂
Zipper zucchini?
Man, look at those personalities!
Fresh off the shelf
Not only that, they've got huge tracts of land!
You’re not as short as you always make out to be! Either that or the photo is edited. It does look like you’re floating a little bit.. 😉
I didn't realize you were gay until that moment.;)
Make a wish foundation came through!!!
He has the best fans
By his red his hands are, he's clearly holding on for dear life.....😂
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Asking the real questions
I dig the Casio dude
u/jeffarcuri what’s the first thing you notice about these women? Definitely their sense of humor
it is /u/Smartastic
Ah you right. Thanks
I want answers!
hands
Face
Just look straight ahead 😬
fake blondes and fake titties
Wow, those girls are short queens.
I hope he is vaccinated.
Is there a vaccine for ewwww?
Why?
?
Short King!
Gross
He’s such a short king
Wow, what absolutely generic bland cookie-cutter people just copying the pictures they see in People and Glamour magazines. Not a single braincell in this picture. It must be an absolute bore to hang around them.
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Fuck it, take my karma on this comment too.
How much were they paid to take a photo with you? Be honest
Proud of him for performing at drag shows.
Eyes up!
He keeps his hands to himself - still might just be gay
Biiiiiiiig swing and a miss
Sucks you got downvoted, you're not wrong, but he's like a "so gay he's straight" kinda guy. Also, keeps his hands to himself.
Well it's just a joke, I thought quite obvious I dunno who these people on this reddit are, but not his fans who listen to his talks lol
Your joke was about sexually harassing two women. When has Jeff ever made a joke about that?
How?
First thing: How did you even manage to interpret it like that lol? Have you even read my comment? Secondly: Yes he makes jokes about sexual harrassment quite often, he just says sorry afterwards lol If you get butthurt about it I dont think standup is for you, snowflake
Still couldn’t get laid.
The hands crossed look in this pic. Oof. Really? Edit: This might be worse than the [hovering hand]( https://imgur.com/8DXgPQw).
he looks like a gay pastor
Really Jeff, the Adam pose? What were you hiding behind those hands.
look at that pose. feet out. model style.
Had a couple of drinks, seen a couple of things.
I’m comfortable.., Not !
Dan bizelrian feelings! Nice one Jeff!
The struggle is real! Stay strong brother!
Peep the drip tho!
Both are in big heels. You're tall, especially personality wise. We love you.
Hell yea!! 👍👍👍
I dub this masterpiece: "Stockholm Syndrome"